Chapter 106: Are you sure it's not the second generation of Fan Tiankeng?
Yes...... It's kind of like a mixture of human ** and blood.
Combined with the sound of the bang just now, they can imagine more deeply the picture of the human brain being shot in the head.
Gunshots rang out, and blood splattered and spilled all over the ground......
"Can't waste it!" Jiang Fan said as he hurriedly scooped the poured out tofu brains back into the bowl with a spoon.
"Seeing this picture, I have to say that it's really a bit like the ** blood that flowed out of the drug lord after he was headshot and fell to the ground in the law field today. What do you think? Jiang Fan suddenly stopped, looked at Chen Shanming and the others with a smile, and asked.
Nima!!
Everyone has already begun to want to scold the mother.
This kid is doing it on purpose!
It's not like we don't know?
I still need you to say!
In this way, I want to make us vomit and think beautifully!
I endure!
Jiang Fan said while putting the tofu brain back into the bowl: "Before enlisting in the army, I had a good friend who was a forensic doctor. At that time, we were drinking together, and when we came home, there was a car accident on the side of the road, which was a tragedy! The whole two or three people were crushed back and forth by a big truck, not only their heads were crushed, but also blood sprayed all over the ground, and even the intestines in the stomach all flowed out! Oh my God! It's horrible! ”
"At that time, my friend took me and hurried up to rescue me, but it was still too late. My friend tried his best to stuff those intestines into their stomachs, but after the intestines covered with blood were stuffed here, the ** on the head also kept flowing out...... Hey, instructor, what's wrong with you? ”
Jiang Fan said, looking at Chen Shanming and the special forces, and found that their faces were a little ugly.
He even heard their stomachs start to bark erratically, and his eyes subconsciously looked away.
"It's fine!"
Chen Shanming gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice.
Can't admit it!
Damn, if he was fooled in front of a rookie and wanted to vomit, where would he have the face to train him in the future?
Besides, I haven't seen anything in the world, and I will be spit out by a few words from him?
Joke!
"It's okay! Dine! ”
Chen Shanming said coldly.
"Oh!" Jiang Fan responded, he looked at the tofu brain in the bowl, and praised it: "Don't say it, the ** blood that was crushed by the tires of a big truck in the car accident that day is quite similar to this bowl of tofu brain, but I don't know if the taste is the same." ”
After speaking, Jiang Fan grunted, not too dirty, and drank half a bowl directly.
"Hmmm! Delicious! It's really amazing! Would you like a bite? Jiang Fan stretched out the bowl and shook it in front of everyone, so that they could all see the tofu brain mixed with chili sauce in the bowl.
"Hmm~~ vomit!"
Finally, a special soldier finally couldn't help it, covered his mouth and quickly ran out.
With the first, naturally there is also the second.
If it were normal, they wouldn't have had this reaction when they were killed.
But Jiang Fan, this guy, kept talking to them, making them can't help but imagine the scene of shooting headshots and car accidents.
Forget it, this bastard is still holding a tofu brain while demonstrating, and he said that the bowl of tofu brain in his hand is human brain** and blood.
Especially the scene where he poured and mixed and scraped up, and finally ate it in one bite.
They can't help but think of a demon eating human brains.
Seeing this scene, they all thought of the scene where they killed the criminals they killed and shot them in the head when they were on a mission before.
Nima, it's not too realistic, right?
In the end, on the entire table, only Chen Shanming and Miao Wolf remained.
"Hey, what's wrong with them? Why did they all run away? What about the ones who said they would eat together? Jiang Fan pretended to be stupid.
Chen Shanming and Miao Wolf had black lines on their faces.
Don't you know why they ran away?
Is it fun to play dumb?
Are you sure it's not the second generation of Fan Lao Fox?
How can you play yin tricks, your face is not red and your heart is not beating?
"Come, come, eat, leave them alone."
Jiang Fan said, picking up a piece of braised pork, "Yes, this braised pork is also quite fragrant." Look at the flesh on it, it reminds me of the scene when my forensic friend was giving a charred corpse to a criminal, all over the body, and after cutting it with a scalpel, the flesh and color in it are the same as this braised pork. ”
Let's chirp, chirp.
After Jiang Fan finished speaking, he took a bite directly and began to chew uncontrollably, and a little red oil overflowed from the corner of his mouth.
Grunt.
No matter how firm Chen Shanming and Miao Wolf's will is, at this moment, they feel that their stomachs are beginning to tumble violently.
"Come, come, eat! There is so little braised pork on your plate. Come, I'll bring you a few pieces, they taste great! ”
As he spoke, Jiang Fan directly sandwiched a few pieces of fat and greasy braised pork into Chen Shanming and Miao Wolf's bowls.
Chen Shanming and Miao Wolf looked at the braised pork in the bowl, and a fishy smell rushed straight to their throats.
Fortunately, they reacted in time and swallowed it back.
Syllable.
The half bowl of tofu brain next to Jiang Fan was knocked over by him again.
This time, Chen Shanming and Miao Wolf's bodies shook violently again, even more powerful than the first time.
"Oh, look at me, I'm so careless." Jiang Fan said, and quickly flipped it over with chopsticks, stirring constantly.
Chen Shanming and Miao Wolf saw Jiang Fan's movements, and saw the tofu brain that had been stirred by Jiang Fan on the dinner table and had been completely pulped.
Finally......
Vomit!
The two of them rushed out almost simultaneously with their mouths covered.
"This ...... Why did you run away? Skipping a meal? So many dishes are not eaten and wasted! If you don't have an appetite, why don't you eat two bowls of tofu brain to clear your stomach? ”
As soon as Jiang Fan's words came out, the two of them ran faster.
"Hey, hey!"
Jiang Fan looked at the backs of the two, and finally showed the same smile as Fan Tianlei's conspiracy succeeded.
"You still want to play with me. When I threw up, you weren't even born. ”
In a huge canteen, Jiang Fan was suddenly the only one left eating there, not to mention how comfortable it was.
Half an hour later, Jiang Fan was finally called over by Fan Tianlei.
"The above already knew about it, and the five million dollars were confiscated. You're okay with that, right? ”
Fan Tianlei asked Jiang Fan.
"No comment." Jiang Fan said.
When he handed the bank card to Fan Tianlei, he knew that the money must be confiscated.
"You don't feel sorry at all?"
Fan Tianlei looked at Jiang Fan's eyes and asked.
"It's a pity, I regret handing over the money. If I had known, I would have taken the money and ran away. Jiang Fan rolled his eyes and said.
Fan Tianlei: "......"
Why I just asked casually, do you dare to admit it?