Chapter 166: Gonggong Feng stewed himself in an iron pot
Emperor Longqing originally planned to let Zhao Hao accompany him for lunch, but found that his right arm was used too violently, trembling so much that he couldn't lift his chopsticks.
Besides, he didn't kill the donkey today, and he couldn't eat his beloved intestine sashimi, so he asked Zhao Hao to eat by himself, and he went to rest first.
has been to the palace many times, and Zhao Hao has lost interest in the imperial meal. Compared to the extremely fresh dishes, these things made in the imperial dining room are completely good...... It looks beautiful, but it tastes boring.
Meng Chong Zhenzhen explained that if he made a dish so delicious that the emperor liked it, wouldn't it make it easier for the assassin to poison him?
Therefore, for the sake of His Majesty's safety, the chefs in the imperial dining room can only try to make the dishes unpalatable.
Well, it's not a matter of level.
Zhao Gongzi chewed wax to fill his stomach, then got up and retreated to the warm pavilion.
As soon as he left the Qianqing Palace, he saw Feng Bao's little eunuch, anxiously waiting for him.
As soon as he came out, the little eunuch hurriedly stepped forward and said with a crying voice: "Zhao Gongzi, go and put out the fire, the prince is crazy, not to mention smashing the projector, and I want my godfather to perform an iron pot stew himself!" ”
"Oh?" Zhao Gongzi was taken aback and said yes
As soon as he came out, the little eunuch hurriedly stepped forward and said with a crying voice: "Zhao Gongzi, go and put out the fire, the prince is crazy, not to mention smashing the projector, and killing my godfather!" ”
"Oh?" Zhao Gongzi was taken aback, and said in his heart that don't make any big trouble, then he will be in trouble.
He followed the little eunuch towards Yikun Palace and asked what was going on. Sure enough, it was "Gourd Baby" that caused the trouble, and His Royal Highness the Prince was very dissatisfied with the finale, and then went crazy. smashed the machine and still had nowhere to vent, and asked Feng Bao to perform an iron pot stew himself......
Zhao Hao sighed secretly when he heard this, sending blades is indeed a bad habit since ancient times. Is it easy for creators throughout the ages? Not to mention the meager income, you have to risk your life.
However, thinking that a seven-year-old child would not be so cruel, Zhao Gongzi had the courage to enter Yikun Palace.
As soon as I entered the prince's bedroom, I saw a large cauldron set up in the courtyard, filled with water and firewood underneath.
"If you don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures, I'm going to stew you, who let you talk nonsense!" Zhu Yijun had tears and snot on his chubby face, and said to the little eunuch on the side: "What are you doing in a daze?" Ignition. ”
How dare the little eunuch do it, don't look at Gonggong Feng who is miserable and unpresentable now. He is the Admiral of Dongchang, the Imperial Horse Eunuch, the Chief of the Master of Ceremonies, and the second-ranked ancestor of Ouchi, and he is a matter of pinch them to death.
was at a loss, but heard a shout.
"Keep people in the pot!"
Everyone followed the prestige, and it turned out that Zhao Gongzi had arrived.
Feng Bao saw that the savior was coming, and hurriedly put on a crying voice and said, "Zhao Gongzi helps......
Zhao Hao gave him a 'I am here, you can rest assured' look, walked to the little fat man in a purple robe, wearing a jade gourd on his head, and rubbing his feet on the ground, squatted down with a smile and asked: "Your Highness is not satisfied with what to tell me, how can you watch cartoons after smashing the projector?" ”
"I don't look at me, the gourd brothers have all turned into mountains, and the snake spirit has been pressed down, what else do you see?" The little fat man punched Zhao Hao's chest with his small fist and said, "I'm so sad to die, woo woo......"
"Your Highness, don't worry, although "Gourd Baby" is over, there is still a sequel to "Gourd Little King Kong", your beloved gourd babies are not dead, and they will merge into King Kong gourd babies!" Zhao Hao was prepared and threw out a sequel.
"King Kong gourd baby?" The little fat man snorted. "What the hell is that?"
"Seven-in-one, upgraded version, full of functions and power, you deserve it." Zhao Gongzi hurriedly promoted: "You can see it in the new chapter in July." ”
He thought that the little fat man would stop there, but the prince was only stunned for a moment, and then rubbed his legs and cried: "I don't want any seven-in-one, I just want seven babies and snake spirit mothers!" ”
"Huh?" Zhao Hao was stunned.
Feng Bao in the iron pot said with a bitter face: "The ending given by the son is wrong. The prince hopes that the snake spirit and the seven babies will refine the other six gourd babies, and then the mother and son will live happily ever after. ”
"Huh?" Zhao Haoxin said what is this?
"Yes, who told you to draw the snake spirit mother to death!" Zhu Yijun continued to sprinkle: "I don't care, I want the seventh baby to be with the snake spirit mother!" ”
As he spoke, he pointed at Feng Bao and complained: "He actually said that the snake spirit is a bad monster, and it should be used to make soup!" ”
"Ha......" Zhao Hao couldn't help but sweat profusely, did the prince bring himself into the seventh baby?
Take a closer look, no, he is completely dressed up like the seventh baby......
But Gonggong Feng is too, you are a native of Hebei, and you are in a hurry to learn how to make snake soup from Cantonese people?
"Ah, Zhao Gongzi, think of a way." Feng Bao begged Zhao Hao pitifully: "Otherwise, our family will have to make soup." ”
"Alas......" Zhao Gongzi had no choice but to put down the already small discipline of literary and art workers, patted his head and said with a dry smile: "This matter, blame me for not making it clear to the prince, in "Hulu Little King Kong", the snake spirit's own sister, the green snake spirit, will come to save her." The green snake spirit is named Xiaoqing, and he is holding two swords......"
"I don't want the green snake spirit, I want the seventh baby to save the snake spirit mother!" Zhu Yijun shook his head and still didn't follow.
"I didn't finish speaking, under Xiaoqing's scolding, Qiwa repented and decided to find a divine axe to split the mountain to save her mother...... "Fortunately, Zhao Gongzi has watched a lot of films, and his ability to melt terriers is not bad, so he hurriedly made it up: "So he went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties in the company of monkeys, dogs and pheasants, and finally collected seven dragon balls and summoned the dragon, and the dragon took out three axes and asked him whether he lost a gold axe, a silver axe or an iron axe...... In the end, Qiwa got the magic axe, slashed to Leifeng Tower, oh no, split the Seven Colors Mountain, and finally rescued his dear snake spirit mother. ”
"This is good, this is good!" The prince finally burst into tears and laughed, jumped up and clapped his hands and said, "This story is great, I want to watch this film!" ”
"No problem." Zhao Hao secretly wiped his sweat, and said in his heart that he was sorry, the original authors, Lao Tie, are all for the sake of the children.
"By the way, put shoes on Qiwa and get a decent dress." Zhu Yijun said again: "Don't just put on a small coat and can't button it, how cold it is to show your little grandmother!" ”
"No problem, no problem, we didn't think it through." Zhao Hao hurriedly replied: "I'll put on the golden holy clothes for the seventh baby......
"What's that? Armor?" The little fat man asked curiously.
"Pretty much." Zhao Hao smiled, then pointed to the big iron pot and said, "Now you can let Gonggong Feng come up from the pot, right?" It's all soaked through! ”
Zhu Yijun's plot requirements were satisfied, so he was relieved and ordered: "Pull the eldest companion out." ”
Father-in-law Feng, who was like a chicken in the soup, sneezed again and again, and had to smile and thank him.
Seeing this, Zhao Hao couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic to Feng Bao, and said in his heart, it's not easy to do anything......
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Zhao Hao used the excuse that the projector was damaged, and the new July could only be postponed by a month, in order to educate the prince not to smash things as soon as he lost his temper.
Especially don't smash your own stuff.
Besides, even if you don't have to draw it yourself, it will take time to make your own scripts!
He also hooked up with the prince, and he couldn't lose his temper during this time, especially to take care of Feng Daban'er, otherwise the schedule would have to be postponed. Feng Bao's tears of emotion came down, and he said that Zhao Gongzi was really considerate.
Second only to Uncle ......
It was easy to appease the little fat man, and Zhao Hao was able to get out of the palace.
As soon as he returned to the house, his grandfather told him that Zhang Xianggong had sent an invitation.
"Yo, I'm back." Zhao Hao picked up the invitation on the table and saw that Zhang Juzheng invited him to have tea tomorrow morning.
"Tingtui is over, what is he still doing in the mountains?" Zhao Liben laughed and said: "I didn't see it before, our 'solo phase body' Zhang Xianggong is still a chicken thief who can be big or small, and has many changes. ”
"Grandpa, don't always think badly about people." Zhao Hao was in the spirit of 'idols have abused me thousands of times, and I treat idols like my first love', and said happily: "Zhang Xianggong also attaches importance to me, so he invited me to tea as soon as he came back." ”
"Hahaha, don't pretend to be confused here, kid." Zhao Liben scolded with a smile: "As soon as the results of the court discussion came out, Zhang Taiyue estimated that his intestines were repentant. He still has to apologize to you tomorrow, when did Zhang Taiyue apologize to humanity? This is called stealing chickens and rice. ”
"This shows that Zhang Xianggong is responsible and generous." Zhao Hao said happily.
"You don't really think of him as a father-in-law, do you?" Zhao Liben looked at Zhao Hao strangely and said, "Cheap." ”
"Grandpa, don't get me wrong, I just admire Zhang Xianggong, that's all." Zhao Hao hurriedly explained.
"Oh." Zhao Liben pursed his lips, obviously not believing it.
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It was dark, and a carrier pigeon that had gone on a long flight fell tiredly in the pigeon room in the backyard of Huai'an Mansion and Hengtong Ji.
The little guy who took care of the pigeon house quickly took off the bamboo pipe on the pigeon's leg and quickly sent it to the big shopkeeper's room.
In the room, Song Xiaoming, the big shopkeeper of Hengtongji, was playing against Pingjiang Bo Chen Wangmo.
Song Xiaoming took the bamboo pipe presented by the little servant, pierced the wax seal, and took out the secret letter inside.
After the little guy retreated, Song Xiaoming took out a copy of "Orthography", looked for the specified words against the code, and found one to write one.
What fell on paper was the result of the previous day's court meeting!
"It's flat." Chen Wangmo, who had been leaning his neck, sat back with a smile. "It cost 300,000 taels just to buy Lao Xi'er, and in the end, that's the result?"
"The strength of Jiangnan Group is far beyond our imagination. If it weren't for the officials of Shanxi and Huguang who voted for us, we would have lost this time. Song Xiaoming could read between the lines and see more information. After a pause, he wrote down the last few words.
"And Yang Sihe sent us a piece of news, Zhao Hao is going to make peace with Gao Xinzheng......"
"Huh?" Chen Wangmo was terrified for a while and said, "If we let them wear a pair of pants, how can we survive?!" ”
As he spoke, he grabbed Song Xiaoming's wrist and said urgently: "You can't hesitate, let's do it!" ”
"Don't worry, Gao Gong can't come back in a day or two." Song Xiaoming shook his head and said, "Wait for Pu Chengxing to get ready, let's start together, and the effect can be the best!" ”
"Ugh." Chen Wangmo let go of his hand at this time, spit out a turbid breath and said, "You can really calm down!" ”
"How can it become a big deal if you can't hold your breath?" Song Xiaoming smiled faintly, took a step and said, ", general!" ”
P.S. It's just two chapters today, and I'll get up early tomorrow to write it.