Chapter 337: This Man Is Not Human
After coming in, I saw this man who seemed to be sleeping, with his back to him, wearing a white sleeveless vest, his figure was very slender, and his hair was a little long. I coughed. "Can I walk down?" There's a small stool over there, which is supposed to be for guests to sit on. The man turned over, and then sat down, I was a little surprised, thin, too thin, I have never seen such a thin man, before I saw the man called Hua Tuo thought he was thin, but after seeing this man, it was an eye-opener, he seemed to have bones left to support, a pair of green wolf-like eyes, staring at me, hoarse voice; "Who are you?" When he spoke, he stroked the dog's head with his hand, and I thought that this dog was heavier than him, and it was also a very strong one. I said; "My name is Chen San, hello." This is a prison after all, I have to be humble and low-key, this person should not be that Chu Bansheng, my intuition tells me.
"Chen San?" The thin man just screamed, and at this time, there was a sudden ringtone of a very pleasant mobile phone, I looked at it, and the ringtone came from under the man's pillow. It's a little depressing, now that prisoners can use mobile phones? This is too free, wait a minute, I remember that the prison guard told me before that there are three people who are very hung here, one Chu Bansheng, one Cui Sanniang, and one named Wu Xiaonan, it should be this man or Wu Xiaonan, right? The thin man picked up his phone to answer the phone, didn't say a word, and listened to what was being said. After a minute, the man put down his phone and smiled. When I saw him laughing, I sighed in my heart, and I would rather he not laugh, because the laughter made people panic. "You are Chen San, the boss of the county community? Can't tell. The thin man said in a very mocking tone. The outside world is very good, you eat very well, the food here is very bad, you come in, I guess you will be like me in a few months. ”
"Well, this, actually, the outside world is very good, beautiful, there are a lot of beautiful women, there are many things," I laughed. "You're Wu Xiaonan's senior, right?"
"I'm Wu Xiaonan, not a senior, I like my dog, what about you?" Wu Xiaonan asked me, looking at the dog with an affectionate gaze, as if talking to himself. "I like to get along with dogs, dogs don't betray their owners, dogs are man's best friends, even if you kick the dog away, the dog will still come back to you."
Oh, this seems to be a man with a story, and the second phase must be a betrayed person, but he won't say a word to me. Wu Xiaonan continued; "Your name is Chen San, I heard that you have offended a lot of people, and I received a call just now, saying that I want to get you." I'm still angry, I still have to keep a low profile at this time, otherwise, I will definitely be looked down upon by Wu Xiaonan, if I call my eldest brother, can he not get me? Definitely not, he can contact people outside, and he knows my background, I still have the arrogance I should have, although I still wear shackles on my hands, besides, I am still the fake medicine that pretends to be dead, I said; "I also love dogs." Wu Xiaonan said; "Really? I kid you not, if you really like dogs, you like everything on them, don't you? "I have a bad feeling, I said;" This, depending on the situation. "If the dog poops, I want to like it too, this one has to be distinguished. Wu Xiaonan's face was a little unsightly, and he said to me; "You lied to me just now, and what I hate most is that someone lied to me."
I hastened to say; "Senpai, I didn't lie to you, I do like dogs very much, trust me. Wu Xiaonan said yes, seemed to believe my words, and then slapped the dog's buttocks, and then, the dog walked to the corner, raised his legs, and pulled a bag of shit.
Wu Xiaonan said to me; "I saw that bag of shit, dogs are the same as us humans, this dog of mine is my baby, my son, now, he shit, I don't tell you to eat shit, you just smear all the shit on your face, if you can do this, I will prove that you didn't lie to me just now." I looked at Wu Xiaonan with a strange gaze, I went to your grandfather's, and I put all the shit on my face, isn't this abusing myself? I'm not that, I said a little depressed; "Senior, I think this matter needs to be discussed." "So, you don't want to do it," Wu Xiaonan stood up, when he stood up, his whole body made a terrifying clicking sound, like stir-fried soybeans, full of an amazing explosive power and terrifying power, and the two eyes were also very bright, I was a little stunned, I really couldn't see it. Wu Xiaonan said to me; "You have handcuffs on both hands, so let's let me give you one hand, it's finally fair."
"Why not two hands? So everybody thinks it's fair, you say yes. "I laughed, this Wu Xiaonan's skills should be very awesome, but how awesome it is, I have to come to understand it in person, and after I came back from the island, I haven't found a master who is particularly interested in fighting against it, only by fighting with a master, can I stimulate my combat effectiveness, which is why I have not been afraid. Wu Xiaonan smiled and said; "Most of my kung fu is in my hands, my feet are not very powerful, so one hand is already very worthy of you, as for life, it's better not to be so greedy."
It seems that there is some truth in saying this, this Wu Xiaonan is still a bit of a master, and then Wu Xiaonan walked to the corner, squatted down, grabbed the shit with both hands, rubbed it, closed his eyes, and enjoyed it: "This is my child." I was dumbfounded, looked at Wu Xiaonan, and asked;" You don't have to do that. "Wu Xiaonan said; "You won't know how it feels, because, you don't do that."
I was speechless, this kind of grabbing shit, rubbing it, and enjoying it, ordinary people can do it? Isn't it that very awesome masters have this kind of problem? There is always a line between a genius and a madman, and I have no choice but to count the thumbs; "Okay, I know you're awesome, if you get out of the way of me now, I might lose too," Wu Xiaonan laughed; "Then slowly be abused by me." When the words fell, Wu Xiaonan's body suddenly came to me, he said that he would use one hand, really use one hand, but the smell of shit on his hand was coming, I almost lost my appetite, the enemy was too shameless, too despicable. I try to keep fighting as much as I can, because I really don't want to get shit, it's really not something that most people can imagine, he must have used to fight the enemy with shit on his hands, and then kill the opponent.
Wu Xiaonan's speed was much more terrifying and fast than I imagined, but fortunately, after I had been trained, I was much stronger, and for a while, in a small space, the two of us flew around like butterflies. Wu Xiaonan seemed to be a little angry, snorted coldly, and suddenly ripped off the dog chain and wanted to wrap it around my neck. I was quick-eyed, and with a strange dodge, I instantly circled behind him, and when I wanted to kick him away, Wu Xiaonan swept towards my chest with a neat dragon swing tail. I was slightly surprised, it was so fast, I almost couldn't react, I twisted and bitten, my body was soft like a snake, and I dodged it. After kicking the air, Wu Xiaonan suddenly showed a treacherous smile: "I won't play with you anymore, little friend." "The right hand suddenly swiped into the air continuously, like an oar, full of a very strange rhythm and rhythm, and strange to say, I looked at his hand as if I was stunned by something, if it weren't for the smell of shit in his hand to stimulate my nose, I would have been swept by this slap. What kind of palm is this? It's magical and weird.
I picked up the small stool with one foot and smashed it at Wu Xiaonan, Wu Xiaonan broke the stool with a punch, and rushed with his right hand, which was chic and beautiful, like a thousand-armed Guanyin.
Damn, force me to enlarge the moves, right?
I gritted my teeth and let go!