540 drunk Chang'an City
I'll it! This is going to be a big disaster again! "I was carried on my shoulders by the award that I had drunk too much, and then stood on the gate building of the Mingde Gate of Chang'an City, looking at the miserable appearance of the Chang'an City garrison and the martial marquis who were scattered by the group of award-winning girlfriends below, I said in a cold sweat.
And the horse team of these girlfriend groups even knows how to change formation~ Obviously they are a bunch of drunk drunks! After directly breaking up the formation of the garrison, these dozens of drunken cats also changed into the Yanling formation, led by Yu Chi Zhenjin, who had always carried Fang Tian's halberd, and directly began to harvest the ground~ Although the others did not bring weapons, these fierce girls will even take on the white blade with empty hands! After snatching their horizontal knives from the garrison one by one, they directly beckoned to the garrison and Wuhou who were lying on the ground...... Fortunately, there is still a trace of rationality left in these people~ They didn't unsheath the horizontal knife, but just beat everyone with the scabbard...... In addition, the Wei Chi Zhenjin, who was standing at the head of the Yanling array, also picked up the hugely lethal Fang Tian's halberd upside down with the merciful appearance of her subordinates and smashed people...... But the other end of the halberd of this Fang Tian painting halberd is a diamond-shaped iron handle! It seemed that it was specially used for counterweights to facilitate the balance of Fang Tian's halberd. But if this thing is used to smash people, it seems that it is not much less powerful than an ordinary sledgehammer! Is this a mercy on her part? I always feel that the person who was smashed to the ground by this girl seems to be even more miserable~ Several sounds of broken bones came to the city gate building......
When I was thinking about whether to shout to make them sober up, I heard Cheng Tiexian, who was carrying me, also attracted by the click of 'fracture', and she looked down and shouted directly: "Little ones~ Don't delay here, look at the crowd in front, I'll wait to kill the generals together......"
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After her words fell, I was not good at that time! It's all like this at the city gate, this girl is still coaxing? Want to 'kill the general'? Where are you going? There are obviously only idle men watching the excitement and the martial marquis who are rushing over! Could it be that ~ this girl is crazy? Want to rush all the way to the front of the palace? If that's the case, I guess no one will be able to save their heads! It's a big crime! And I'm sure I won't be able to escape!
Thinking of this, I hurriedly spoke out to stop the award from going crazy. But who knew that this girl didn't pay attention to me at all~ She jumped directly from the city gate building with me on her shoulder, and then fell lightly in front of her best friend Tuan Yanling. Then~ she actually raised me with one hand, waved me forward like a weapon, and shouted, "Come on! The generals rushed over with me......"
When I was used as a weapon, I almost fainted! This girl grabbed my legs and waved, and the centrifugal force and acceleration on my head far exceeded the feeling of bungee jumping~ If it weren't for the red mark on my chest with one hand at the critical moment and returned to the mall, then I would have really fainted! It's a good thing that I'm not afraid of being hurt in my body, otherwise most people might be congested by the waving brain or even cause cerebral hemorrhage......
But even so, I was still shocked by the 'courage' of the award and their girlfriends~ These people really rode their horses directly on the main road of Chang'an City~ They were also commanded by Cheng Tie Award again, and changed into a formation of 'one-word long snake formation', and charged directly over.
Along the way, the various street patrol warriors who got the news and rushed over couldn't resist the charge of these drunks at all~ Everyone was swept to both sides of the road by their casual wielding of weapons!
Fortunately, it is early in the morning of Chang'an City, although there are many pedestrians on the street, but it is not yet the peak period of pedestrians, otherwise, there may be a river of blood on the way~ There are few people and they are very smart, so the people on the road are easy to get out of the way, only the martial marquis who support them are not afraid of death, and then they can't withstand these blows and are swept to both sides of the road......
Just when I began to desperately think about whether to call out the mandarin ducks directly, 'roll up' the award and flee directly from the wind and sand. The cavalry charge of these drunkards has directly swept half of Chang'an City~ Looking at the straight streets of Chang'an City, when you can faintly see the shadow of the Vermilion Bird Gate~ If you really rush there, it will really be over, behind the Vermilion Bird Gate is the palace! And it's really heavily guarded there, and the garrisons guarding there don't care that these girlfriend group girls are all court officials, royal relatives, and daughters of noble families, they are completely different from those garrisons guarding Mingdemen, and they will really attack with real swords and guns...... If that's the case...... I can't imagine it.
Fortunately, just when I wanted to contact Mandarin Man and ask her to help sweep away the prize, hundreds of cavalry suddenly gathered from both sides of the main road. And I have almost seen those who took the lead, that is, the generals of the Tang Dynasty, including Cheng Yanjin, as well as Li Taowei Chi Gong, who also came forward. Although they were not equipped with armor or their usual horses, each of them carried a long stick, a broomstick, or a long bamboo pole or other 'weapon'. Then he took a bunch of people who were obviously dressed as domestic servants and rode directly to outflank him.
Soon, the award and her girlfriends who stopped the award and her girlfriend group of the Girl Scout found that there were many people dressed in similar costumes behind them. After these people were encircled, the famous generals stared and wrinkled their eyebrows, and rushed over directly on horseback with red faces and thick necks...... And those women's soldiers, probably after seeing their fathers, grandparents and the like rushing over on horseback, they were so frightened that they even woke up from alcohol...... Then~ all the way in Chang'an City, galloping horses and defeating countless Wuhou garrison of the fierce girls, they were pulled off by this group of fiercer and more ferocious people from their horses...... And then it got out of hand!
After each of them was carried by the neck to the horses of their parents and grandparents, all kinds of long sticks, broom rods, and weapons such as bamboo poles began to show their majesty~ One by one, all of them greeted the 'backseat meat' of the fierce girls......
In other words, these generals don't care about the problem that the women's army is all girls! actually committed murder on the street, directly in front of a kind of onlookers on the street, and greeted him with various family methods! Although these little girls are wearing thick men's military uniforms~ But the scene of being beaten on the street also makes them embarrassed!