Chapter 574: Beating the Emperor Violently

The four-deck giant ship, which alone weighs thirty-five zhang in length, covers the surface of the sea, and rides the waves without much swaying.

And under the cabin, countless armor, weapons, etc., were piled up, which served as ballast stones. Life on board can be called comfortable, there are many creatures in the sea, but they have poor brains, or they simply have no brains, and they can catch many rare ingredients by going down the net.

The lobster is less than three feet, and it is not eaten at all, and the crab is not enough for two catties, so it is not even seen, and the sea fish only eats more than one meter. The slogan of our successful people is not to be the best, as long as it is the biggest, what you eat is a hero.

Within a few days, around the fleet, there were some huge figures, as the ships continued to move forward, like dark clouds under the sea, from time to time jumped up from under the sea, and smashed heavily on the sea, splashing more than a foot of waves.

As many as a few hundred whales follow the fleet, and whenever the crew tosses the scraps down after the meal, the whales are especially excited, they don't mind the skin and bones, after all, it's free food, and there's nothing to be picky about.

Of course, there are also some cunning whales who learn to attack fishing nets, and when a huge net is filled with a school of fish, they will come over and look for loopholes, or simply tear a hole open and feast.

The end of being ravaged by whales is not only not to catch seafood, but also to lose a net.

But the crew was not angry at all, on the contrary, they liked these big underwater guys too much. Whales two or three feet long, as long as a small boat, travel underwater, naturally avoiding reefs and corals.

So as long as you follow these behemoths, you can find a relatively safe route.

For a small amount of food, a large group of escort troops was hired, which was a good deal no matter how you looked at it.

In addition to these guys, there are also even bigger whales, like the legendary kun, huge and friendless, seemingly slow, but not slower than the fleet, and can even swim to the front.

Although they are gentle filter feeding baleen whales, they should not be lazy, otherwise if they collide, even a four-story giant ship will be damaged.

"A fish of this size must have grown from a very small age, and the years it takes must be very long, a hundred years, or a thousand years? Maybe this big fish has Neidan! ”

Zhu Houxi used his brain, and his whimsical thoughts poured out, and suddenly, he said to Wang Yue: "You want to find a way to get one for me, I want to find the inner pill of the giant kun!" ”

"Nedan?"

"That's right!" Zhu Houxi squinted his eyes and said with anticipation: "If I eat Neidan, maybe I can turn into a giant kun, wander in the sea, and fly for nine days, just like a Kunpeng!" ”

Wang Yue blinked his eyes, "Your Majesty really wants to?" ”

"Hmmm! Arrange it, I want it now! ”

Wang Yue gritted his teeth and smiled slightly, "Your Majesty, I have a better way." ”

"What's the solution?"

"Wouldn't it be better if I threw you into the sea and let the giant kun eat you, so that the giant kun could take you around the sea!"

"Wang Fugui!"

Zhu Houxi's eyes were on fire, and he jumped up angrily.

"You, you're a kingkiller!" Zhu Houxi scolded loudly.

As a result, what awaited him was not Wang Yue's panicked confession, but a huge fist.

Bang!

The fist was strong and hit Zhu Houxi's eye socket, and the Ninety-Five Supreme was immediately beaten back to the chair, he was stunned, the surname Wang was crazy?

How dare he fight me?

"It's a bully!"

Zhu Houxi shouted at the top of his voice, but what he shouted was punches and kicks. Wang Yue was not polite at all, his fists hit the flesh, and Zhu Houxi screamed in embarrassment.

When he was a child, Zhu Houxi was taller than Wang Yue, but gradually Wang Yue surpassed him in size, and in private, Wang Yue practiced kung fu hard, and his physical fitness improved greatly.

He is not like Zhu Houxi, there are a lot of women, although he is also middle-aged, but Wang Yue's state is terrifying.

beat Zhu Houxi violently, as if it was a joke.

"I've been trying to beat you up for a long time, you know? You rely on yourself to be the emperor, and you always play tricks with me, how much property have you robbed me of over the years? You are willing to pretend to be a sage! I don't want three wives and four concubines, I don't want gold and silver piling up? How many eyeliners have you placed next to me? ”

"Dongchang, Jinyiwei, how many messy people are there, do you think I don't know?"

Wang Yue looked at Zhu Houxi's face, and it was again.

"I'm going to go to sea and build my own foundation, it's good for you, and stuff the three cubs over, you're too greedy!"

"Also, you ran out, why didn't you let His Royal Highness the Crown Prince follow? What are you hauling to think I don't know? Thou hast instigated that boy to take advantage of the situation and marry my daughter. You want to take everything I have in Daming. ”

"Zhu Houxi! You want to use me as a tool, you've miscalculated! ”

The more Wang Yue spoke, the more angry he became, his fists became more and more urgent, blocking Zhu Houyu to the side, and he didn't even have a chance to run.

Let's not say that he has never been beaten since he was a child. Where did Wang Yue's resentment come from?

The two people have been friends for decades, and they have always gotten along well and never disagreed, but who would have thought that Wang Yue would have such a big grievance in his stomach, could it be that I was wrong?

Zhu Houxi was furious, what is wrong with me, I am the Son of Heaven!

Wang Yue, a damn guy, dared to beat his father, and if he didn't give him some color, I wouldn't be the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

He suddenly hit Wang Yue's chest with his head, Wang Yue didn't pay attention, he was knocked back again and again, and knocked the table down, and the teapot and bowl fell to the ground.

The Son of Heaven took a boat, and it became a pot of porridge, crackling, who can stand it outside!

Rush in and take a look!

As soon as the man ran in, he heard two voices shouting together.

"Get out!"

The eunuch guards didn't even dare to raise their heads, they just got out obediently, Your Majesty and the Taishi can toss as much as they want, anyway, it has nothing to do with them.

No one knows how long Wang Yue and Zhu Houxi fought, anyway, for several days, the emperor didn't come out, and Wang Yue only gave an occasional order, and then returned to the cabin.

It wasn't until Luzon Island that the fleet docked, and Zhu Houxi came out of the cabin, with a layer of cyan under his eyes, and he was really beaten.

But Zhu Houxi seemed to be fine, and excitedly asked people to open the way to find a place for swiftlets to nest.

Soon, he found a cave, not by luck, but because there were too many swiftlets in this place, and it was easy to find a nest of swallows.

Zhu Houxi was excited, "Quick, take it off!" ”

The guards moved when they heard the wind, and with a cup of tea, they took down more than a dozen of them and sent them to Zhu Houxi. His Majesty the Emperor took it in a hurry.

"I know this thing, the best bird's nest in the palace costs one or two gold and a lamp, if it is cooked well, the cost of a small bowl will be dozens of taels, and the queen has specially made a golden bowl in order to eat bird's nest!"

Zhu Houxi said with a smile, but when his eyes fell on the bird's nest, he immediately frowned.

What the hell is this?

It's black, a lot of feathers, and a lot of bird droppings, how can it be so disgusting?

"Emperor, it's okay, just pick out the feathers and wash them again, and they'll be clean." An old eunuch in charge of the imperial kitchen grinned.

Zhu Houxi glanced at him, this is something to eat, or I pee in the rice you eat, and you also said that you can wash it with water, what kind of logic is this!

"Go, find it for me, there must be a real boutique bird's nest, by the way, there is also a blood bird's nest, find it for me!"

The people below could only agree, and in the next seven days, these people kept going over the mountains and mountains to find bird's nests.

In the end, don't say it, I found a few blood bird's nests for Zhu Houxi.

But in his hand, Zhu Houxi is even more disgusting, this thing is red and good, but why does it smell of rust?

"Where did you find that?"

The eunuch had no choice but to lead Zhu Houyu to check the cave, and after half a day, Zhu Houyu came back dejected.

"Wang Yue, I'm a little disgusted." Zhu Houxi snorted angrily: "I saw the blood bird's nest, it was not blood at all, it was the dark red water that flowed down from the cracks in the mountain rocks, it has nothing to do with any blood, I have been fooled for so many years!" ”

Wang Yue snorted, "This is not bad, do you want to take some bird droppings and try it?" ”

"Guano?"

Zhu Houxi was puzzled, but in line with the principle of trying it, they really did an experiment.

Put the bird's nest on the top, light it with bird droppings below, smoke it, and after two hours, the white bird's nest has turned dark red...... Everyone present, especially the eunuchs who had stolen bird's nest, vomited.

Zhu Houxi gritted his teeth, damn it, damn it!

Overseas barbarians use such disgusting things to coax me, and I am so bullied! All vassal states that have paid tribute to bird's nest will be investigated and punished severely!

After getting angry, Zhu Houxi suddenly remembered one more thing, and he hurriedly brought a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. Only then did the big guy know that the emperor hid in the cabin for several days in order to write the first article for the country, which was to introduce whales.

As for the second part, which is about bird's nest, Zhu Houxi is immersed in the happiness of code words and can't extricate himself.