Chapter Forty-Eight: Husband and Dog Learn Human Language?
Lightning and thunder roared on Huming Mountain, pillars of light slashed down, the land was scorched black, and the houses were cracked.
Xue Wuzhi picked up the unconscious Cheng Ruan and followed closely behind Jiusi, twisting and turning all the way, following the footsteps of the crazy woman, and finally returned to the squire's house.
On both sides of the hall sat Tang Mang, who looked nervous, and Jianheng, who was pale and weak due to excessive vomiting, and a man in green clothes sat leisurely on the Taishi chair, he lifted his robe and raised one foot, lifted the lid of the teapot with one hand, held the rough pot with one hand and blew slowly, and stepped on the back of the person lying on the ground with the other foot.
"Arrest, don't give this master a real recruit!"
Pillow Kun was learned in the Jianghu wine shop when he followed the woman in yellow in the past, and the squire surnamed Zhu was trembling on the ground.
The crazy woman didn't seem to see this posture, so she rushed in and pulled up Squire Zhu, widened her eyes and threw the dog corpse to the ground, "Dad, save my son!"
When the squire saw the corpse of the dog, he trembled like chaff, and even retreated in the direction of the pillow kun.
Jiusi carried Yun Zhao into the door, and Yun Zhao saw that there was a row of people lying in the corner of the hall.
That row of people were the other five disciples who came with him, Xue Wuzhi's heart sank when he saw it, and he looked angrily at the obviously demonic pillow kun, "What happened to the disciples you sent me!"
Pillow Kun stood up, walked slowly towards Jiusi and Yun Zhao with his hands behind his back, and turned around to look at the two of them, his mouth was "tsk", and then he looked at Xue Wuzhi with angry eyes, raised his foot and kicked the trembling squire on the ground, "Xiao Langjun, don't talk nonsense, why do you humans always like to wipe your on other people's heads." ”
Xue Wuzhi was dumbfounded for a moment, Yun Zhao leaned weakly into Jiusi's arms, stared at the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "Pillow Kun, what's going on?"
"Yo, the fig leaf has been torn apart - everyone knows that a few of us have a leg ......" Pillow Kun completely ignored how ugly the faces of the few people present were, and looked at Yun Zhao with a smile, "You don't plan to hide it?"
A handle of dust lay on the shoulder of the pillow kun, and Xue Wuzhi's face turned extremely dark.
Yun Zhao persuaded him in time, and the pillow Kun snorted, moved a few inches away with the tip of the sword with his two fingers, and glanced at the squire on the ground, "Those people were drugged and stunned by this man, and they are not dead yet, when the little fat man brought me over, he happened to be bumped into by me, so I arrested him." ”
Seeing that Heng was looking at Yun Zhao worriedly, when he heard Pillow Kun mention himself, he glanced at him with disgust, and tilted his head to the side in anger.
Jiusi put Yun Zhao on the Taishi chair and sat down, and she stayed aside, the coldness around Yun Zhao finally improved, but she glanced at Jiu Sisen's white eyes, and what she wanted to say still paused.
"What's going on?" Xue Wuzhi retracted his gaze and helped up the squire on the ground, and the woman next to him had been singing a little song since she had been arguing until now.
What she sang in her mouth was: "The dog spits out words, the dog dances, the dog sings a song to the dog to guide the way, the husband and the dog learn the human language, or the man learns to prostrate?"
The burnt fragrance of the dog corpse floated into Tang Mang's nose and saw Heng, seeing Heng staggering out and vomiting, this time Tang Mang was about to vomit, she pointed at the dog corpse in horror, her fingers trembled, "This smell, this smell ......"
Pillow Kun covered his nose in disgust, "If you humans are perverted, it is difficult for demons to reach...... I can't even swallow it. ”
Only Xue Wuzhi and Yun Zhao were stunned, Yun Zhao looked at the squire with a pale face, "What's going on? This dog corpse and my fainted junior brothers and sisters are all related to you?"
The madwoman was still babbling and singing.
"You said earlier that your wife was scared out of her womb by a monster," Xue Wuzhi frowned and looked at the man who kept shaking, "Is it fake?"
The man held back his eyes from the yellowed eyes of the dog corpse, his mouth full of teeth kept fighting, and he tightened the robe on his body before he slowly spoke, and his eyes turned red.
"This is my son. ”
In the third year of eternal winter, the demon disaster gradually rose, and the heroes came out together.
The squire's name is Zhu You, who studied under Jinling Cave to drive out the corpse and disperse the cultivation of Sun Hua Daochang, both known as Sanxiu, after the death of Sun Daochang, Zhu You had nowhere to go, and the famous faction did not recognize him as a nameless little person, so Zhu You ate a few large closed doors.
After returning to his hometown, Zhu You is "the more he thinks about it for a while, the more angry he becomes", but it is this demon-rampant world, why is his ability nowhere to be used?
After thinking about it for a few nights, Zhu You thought of Huming Mountain, since the gods flew away from the mountain thousands of years ago, the Taoist sect in the area of Huming Mountain gradually declined, as the saying goes, "Where there are few people, it is better to come out", Zhu You patted his legs and thought-
How do you know that he, Zhu You, is not the next god of the gods? ?
Thinking of it, Zhu You "moved his family" to a small town called Liangyuan at the foot of Huming Mountain, went around and around, Zhu You settled in Liangyuan Town, with the ability to "tell fortunes", married a wife and built a house, and lived a good life.
But this is far from what Zhu You wants.
In the middle of the fourth year of Yongdong, the neighboring villagers beat gongs and drums and shouted good news, saying that the son of the township chief caught the monster when he entered the Taiqing Mountain to practice, and mentioned the great elder seat.
Zhu You came back and broke his head in a hurry, and people are easy to think of evil ways when they are in a hurry, and this thought of thinking of the "secret" of the master Sun Hua's fortune back then.
Sun Hua is a corpse chaser, and he also takes loose work, and for a while, the nobles in Kyoto are rushing, and the people are not allowed to drive out the corpses, so Sun Hua has thought of a lot of ways to make a living. Finally, he thought of a "clever trick", he peeled the animal skin and soaked it in water made of several rare herbs, and finally coated it with talisman ash and locust wood ash on the inside, and the animal skin was draped on the corpse, and when the corpse was "driven", it could walk on all fours like a dog.
Zhu You concocted the same method, and tried a few times before trying to figure out the method of wearing animal skins on living people, most of whom were refugees and orphans who had been displaced by the war.
The oldest of these children is only eight years old, and after a few days of eating, Zhu You was stripped of a layer of skin on his body. After peeling the skin, Zhu You put on the animal skin for them, which was really painful at first, but then somehow, the red meat on the body really grew together with the animal skin.
Zhu You locked them up and threw a few pieces of bloody raw meat into it every day, and the children didn't eat it at first, but then they were so hungry that they were willing to eat it.
There was a time when Zhu You starved them for two days, and the "big dogs" were hungry and scurrying around, just when the door was not closed tightly, the children rushed out, they had long been accustomed to eating raw meat, and when they saw a chicken, the hungry "big dogs" broke in and killed a yard of poultry.
It was the fifth year of Yongdong, Zhu You was dressed in a golden robe, holding a peachwood sword to drive the corpse whip, and became a well-known hero in Liangyuan Town.