Chapter 371: Toad Divine Skill
I hummed, this is very different from the original plan, but it would be better to have Aunt Hong with me, I am not happy to go with Hu Yu to kill the mask with this pretending man, and Hu Yu likes to hold that pig killing knife, it is very majestic, likes to steal my limelight, as a boss, I said that I am very pressured on this. With such a cow pen, it's also difficult for me to pretend. Aunt Hong and I got into a car, I took out a necklace worth 100 million but was bought for ten yuan and handed it to Aunt Hong, this is Aunt Hong bought, I have to give it to her, as for Jia Zhen, I'll buy another one. Aunt Hong smiled and said I bought it for you because I see that you like the real necklace very much, it was given to someone else, it's okay, take it and give it away. I saw that Aunt Hong was so generous, and there was nothing polite, so I took it, and then shook my hair, I was silent for a while, and said; "Aunt Hong, you want me to be the first little white face in the world, how many possibilities do you think? It's easy to be a little white face, but it's very difficult to be the first in the world, although I like this very much, but my heart is still very low-key, very modest, you are a senior, you can talk about it. "Aunt Hong looked at me deceitfully and said with a smile;" Do you remember what you said when you went to the island to train before, "Of course I remember, it's very clear, when I went that time, I said that I would come back to sleep with Aunt Hong, shouldn't men be like this?" The most beautiful woman who sleeps, drinks the strongest wine, rides the fastest horse, and kills the most bullish person, this is the rivers and lakes, and it is also the rivers and lakes in my mind.
When my words fell, Aunt Hong laughed and said I didn't expect you to be so clear, so you can only have a little white face that is the best in the world, otherwise you have no choice in this life, you can only look forward to it.
I nodded seriously as if it was such a truth, Aunt Hong said it to her face, I was still very unexpected, my mind began to be active, and I wondered if Aunt Hong also liked me, set this goal for me, and then motivate me to move forward, forward, well, it must be so, my thoughts will not be wrong. I took a deep look at Aunt Hong, so good, in order to motivate me, I deliberately said this, don't cut my hair, I swore and said; "Aunt Hong, wait, I will be the best in the world." Aunt Hong said, "Don't talk with your mouth open, you can kill the mask, and then Sima Gong, if you can kill Sima Gong, I believe that there will be a place for you on the Langya list." "Langya list, oh, I heard of this list then, but I am not very familiar with it, I heard that Aunt Hong means that the people on this list are some awesome people, similar to Sima Gong. Aunt Hong continued; "Sima Gong is ranked second on this list, if I hadn't beaten him, it would be no surprise that in another year, he would have climbed to the Xuanyuan list." I frowned, I was grass, I didn't expect Sima Gong to be so tough, no, I thought he was the first place in Langya, who knows that it is the second place, so who is the first place? I asked; "Who's the number one? The Three Emperors and Five Emperors are the people on the Xuanyuan list. Aunt Hong introduced me a little at this time: "The first place on the Langya list is a woman, I don't know the real name, but she is good at using poison and likes to disguise, she sees you very much as a person from the Tang Sect." ”
The person who is good at using drugs should be a person from the Tang Sect, I thought it would be Tang Yijia, no, Zhao Xin, Chen Yufeng and others are also very dick, why are they not on this list? I talked about this problem, and Aunt Hong explained, because when I filmed this name before, it was according to Shenzhou, and people from overseas were not in it. I nodded, I see, no wonder. Aunt Hong continued; "There are also some hidden masters who didn't go in, it's really normal, there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky. They are found to be troublesome so they don't need to be ranked. "I said;" Is it possible that the three emperors, five emperors and eight people can only be on the Xuanyuan list? "Aunt Hong said; "It's not, it's actually ten people, it's just that the names of the three emperors and five emperors are too loud, so the two people behind are ignored, and the people who can be on the list are the dragons among people, so you can look at it." I don't know how many places I can be in with my current strength? Since I trained on the island, I haven't been able to burst out with all my combat effectiveness, and when I fought with that Chu Banming before, I was handcuffed and bombed, so don't be abused by him, if it really starts, I should be able to support it for a minute or two.
Aunt Hong saw my doubts, so she took the initiative to help me explain: "Your strength is basically about the same as the mask, it depends on your reaction to the fight." "Oh, Aunt Hong should still be very accurate in looking at people. The car drove for more than ten minutes, and Aunt Hong and I got out of the car, I took a look, this is the riverside, what is Aunt Hong doing with me? Are you going to swim in the river with me? Well, that's a good suggestion, I like it so much, I took off my clothes right away, and I smiled, I just can't wait. Aunt Hong looked at me speechlessly and asked, "What are you doing?" ”
I don't think I'm going to be able to undress at any other time, it's too fast, it's unbelievably fast, so I said, didn't we go down and swim together?
Aunt Hong took me and said that I had no choice; "You're thinking too much, you're not looking for a mask? Wait a minute, he'll come. ’
I said, oh, so that's the case, I said, where could it be really fast to let me sleep, it's too bad, Aunt Hong. After waiting for a few minutes, Aunt Hong seemed to sense that the mask was coming, and flashed to the side first. I stood there very pretendedly, and after a while, the mask came, and he seemed to see me, frowned, and shot an incomparably rich-killing gaze, and asked me; "How did you know I was here?"
I smiled and didn't speak, yes, Aunt Hong actually knew that the mask was here, which was also surprising. What does this mask do here in the middle of the night? Swim? Or are you here to wash your face? Isn't it tiring to wear this mask every day? I didn't know what kind of face was under the mask, so I walked over and kept a distance of one meter from the mask, and said; "I have my way, you come here to take a bath? That's amazing, save water, you're a good citizen. ”
The mask looked at me with cold eyes, and then said; "You're here to kill me."
Oh, it looks like the mask doesn't know where Aunt Hong is? Aunt Hong is also very naughty, and she directly hides the breath of her whole body, too, is there still a difference between the grade of the mask and Aunt Hong, otherwise she would have noticed that Aunt Hong is near here. I shrugged my shoulders and said, yes, I'm here to kill you, if you're being my little brother, I don't want to kill you.
The mask laughed: "You want to be my boss, hehe, Chen San, how can you be virtuous, joke, do you have a high IQ?" ”
I grass, what does this have to do with IQ? I asked: "It's because of this IQ that you are a dog of Bai Muchen, right, hey, I also obey you, you are a mask, one of the kings, the kind with a backbone, you say that when you are a dog, you will be a dog, amazing, admire." ”
The mask didn't want to listen to my nonsense, and said, "You have been away for half a year, you must have gone to training, it just so happens that everyone solved it together today, I will help you burn incense when you die, and I will die, and I will not use anything." "A pair of fighting eyes looked at me.
"Okay, I can only live one tonight anyway, but it's me, you'll know it soon." I laughed, and then, taking a hard breath, I began to adjust my whole body to the best offensive state, and the mask, ah, can't dodge or anything, you have to hit hard.
The mask also sensed that my strength was skyrocketing, and his pupils contracted slightly, and then said with a sneer; "Ants are ants, and if you want to kill someone, it's up to you."
Then, the mask flew straight back, and its body fell to the ground.
Then I made a pose that made the corners of my mouth twitch.
I'm grass, is this the legendary toad miracle?
The world is really, really has this kung fu?