Chapter 25: Trickery (Part II)
Ying Xiuxiu looked at Zhu Xiaobao and Wu Yue entangled, and couldn't help admiring Wu Yue very much, obviously Wu Yue had the upper hand today, and she just made Zhu Xiaobao lose her temper. But Ying Xiuxiu's heart is still a little biased towards Zhu Xiaobao, hoping that Zhu Xiaobao can win, but she doesn't want to admit it!
Ying Xiuxiu has always regarded Wu Yue as the person she admires the most besides the princess, but now there seems to be a little change, and it seems that Zhu Xiaobao can already be ranked in front of Wu Yue. Of course, this is just Ying Xiuxiu's thoughts, but she doesn't dare to express it on the surface!
Zhu Xiaobao puffed up his lunch in the kitchen, no matter what, the meal still has to be carefully made, today is garlic bones, sweet and sour fish, shredded cabbage, green vegetable and tofu soup. Anyway, Zhu Xiaobao has a lot of tricks, and the recipes are different every day, and Ying Xiuxiu is full of hope that she can taste different foods every time.
Wu Yue also rarely walked into the kitchen to help today, in fact, she didn't know anything except martial arts, and she was clumsy to do something, but this performance had already made Ying Xiuxiu lose her eyes! Who has ever seen the guards do these chores!
But Wu Yue's ability is really limited, it can be said that he is doing a disservice, and the angry Zhu Xiaobao only rolled his eyes: "The four bodies are not diligent, the five grains are not divided, and I don't know how to live when you are alone!" ”
"Humph! These are the things of the inferior! Wu Yue inadvertently showed a sense of superiority as the head of the guard.
"And what are you doing in here?" Zhu Xiaobao said angrily, to be honest, what annoyed him the most was Wu Yue's sense of superiority.
"Me! Well, I admit that there are some things that should be learned, too! "Wu Yue turned very quickly, and did not raise the bar with Zhu Xiaobao, but followed Zhu Xiaobao's words. Today she can be regarded as having tasted the sweetness, Zhu Xiaobao simply eats soft and not hard, as long as he doesn't resist him, he will have no temper!
"Open the meal!" Zhu Xiaobao really didn't want to say more, it was like hitting four taels of cotton, and Wu Yue's performance made him feel a little overwhelmed.
"Bring me some more wine!" The rise of Wu Yue's eating, corresponding to Xiuxiu, said. I didn't expect the little fat man to have such a good appetite for the food here, and Wu Yue ate very happily.
When eating, Wu Yue is not reserved at all, she is very bold, and like other female guards, she also likes to drink!
"Go get it! Credited to the princess! Zhu Xiaobao said weakly, watching Wu Yue eat happily, but Zhu Xiaobao had a poor appetite, supporting his head with one hand, thinking about how to deal with Wu Yue.
"Hey! I heard Wu Lijia say that the slate barbecue they ate was very delicious, when will you make it again? I haven't even eaten it! Wu Yue said unsatisfactorily.
"When you're gone, I'll do it!" Zhu Xiaobao rolled his eyes and said. Oh my boy, you're still ordering, it's beautiful!
"It's all bookkeeping anyway! You'll do it once! Wu Yue said with a smile, seeing Zhu Xiaobao's appearance, Wu Yue's psychology was very happy!
At noon, Zhu Xiaobao didn't pay attention to them. went back to take a nap, which is his current habit. Ying Xiuxiu is used to it. At this time, Ying Xiuxiu usually washes all the pots and pans, and then squints for a while, and it's almost time to start the afternoon's work!
Wu Yue looked around a little embarrassed at this time, and saw that Ying Xiuxiu was busy and Zhu Xiaobao was taking a nap again, so she quietly walked to the back of the residence, found a remote place and squatted down quickly, and it didn't take long for her to stand up in a hurry. I drank more wine at noon, and now I can't help but feel relieved!
When she came back, Ying Xiuxiu looked at Wu Yue in surprise: "Sister Wu Yue? Why don't you go to the bathroom? The toilet there is convenient! ”
"Who's going to use his toilet!" Wu Yue's face flushed, and she raised her head and hummed. In her mind, it was really a little embarrassing to leave a bubble of urine in Zhu Xiaobao's toilet, even in her father, Mr. Wu, Wu Yue was unwilling to give in, and generally rushed back to her own residence to make it convenient! Not to mention at Zhu Xiaobao's residence!
"Alright then!" Ying Xiuxiu also knew something about Wu Yue and Zhu Xiaobao more or less, mainly because Zhu Xiaobao sometimes inadvertently leaked his mouth!
In the afternoon, Wu Yue was not so good, and Zhu Xiaobao also changed his strategy! He didn't do it himself, but let Wu Yue carry the hammer, and he was guiding on the side, so it was much easier, and this little bit of effort was not worth mentioning for Wu Yue at all! But Zhu Xiaobao was not honest behind her at all, his two hands always touched Wu Yue intentionally or unintentionally, and what was even more excessive was that later Zhu Xiaobao simply moved a small bench to stand behind Wu Yue, and also supported her waist, he was not a little shorter than Wu Yue, so he had to stand behind Wu Yue with half a small bench.
"Yes, yes, yes! That's it, another hammer! Zhu Xiaobao said solemnly behind Wu Yue, his hand was not idle, and he followed Wu Yue's request and stretched it out to his chest.
"Don't touch it! Watch out for me knocking you to death! Wu Yue shouted angrily, turned around and glared at Zhu Xiaobao!
"Oh! If you don't feel comfortable, let's go out, in fact, I'm more productive alone! "Zhu Xiaobao seems to be waiting for Wu Yue to give up by herself, and then leave here, not in the big dumpling machine.
"Humph! Xiaobao, I still want to stay and help you! Trouble your hands not to move the line? Wu Yue suppressed the anger, and then said softly, but with a force under his feet, he crushed the small bench behind him, and Zhu Xiaobao suddenly lost his balance and fell backwards!
"Oops! But I fell to death! Wu Yue, you are deliberate! "Zhu Xiaobao fell not lightly this time, and his buttocks fell firmly to the ground. Zhu Xiaobao covered his buttocks and walked out of the workshop angrily.
Ying Xiuxiu hurriedly followed and helped Zhu Xiaobao pour a cup of tea. Wu Yue also inserted the knife into the water to quench it, and then followed, and she also poured herself a glass of water! By the way, I wiped the sweat from my forehead!
In fact, it is the height of summer, and it is still very hot to do this job, that is, the two of them are noisy and don't feel it! Now when I sit outside, I feel parched! Zhu Xiaobao didn't speak, and drank tea with a sullen head. Wu Yue also drank tea in a big gulp, although she didn't feel any benefit from this green tea, but now it tastes quite refreshing, after all, it is a sweat, and it is easy to be a blacksmith!
After waiting for a while, Zhu Xiaobao said to himself: "Damn, I'm going to pee again!" After speaking, Zhu Xiaobao hurriedly ran into his newly built bathroom.
Wu Yue didn't feel anything yet, but when Zhu Xiaobao said it, she also felt a little anxious to urinate, which was a little embarrassing, could it be convenient to run to the back of the house? Now the owner of the house is very sober, and if he peeks at it again, it will be unclear!
"Comfortable!" Zhu Xiaobao came out of the bathroom at this time, and deliberately breathed a sigh of relief, and said very enjoyably.
"Xiuxiu! Where are you usually convenient? Wu Yue asked in a low voice.
"It's in the bathroom!" Ying Xiuxiu said a little strangely.
"Huh? Do you have your own toilet inside? Wu Yue asked a little pretentiously, I knew that this was the case, I should have used Ying Xiuxiu's toilet just now, wouldn't it be over!
"Sister Wu Yue, do you want it to be convenient?" Ying Xiuxiu asked a little abruptly.
"Hmm!" Wu Yue could barely hear the answer.
"Let's go! I'll take you! Ying Xiuxiu was very proud to take Wu Yue to the bathroom, during which she faced Zhu Xiaobao's vicious eyes, Ying Xiuxiu only pretended not to see it, no matter how you can't use this kind of thing to bully people!
"It's over! I can't even save my toilet! Zhu Xiaobao sighed a little frustratedly, just now he just wanted to stimulate Wu Yue to embarrass her, but he didn't expect that at a critical time, Ying Xiuxiu still chose to defend Wu Yue.
Ying Xiuxiu quickly came out of the bathroom, facing Zhu Xiaobao's very vicious eyes, she was a little scared, and wanted to avoid it from afar!
"Xiuxiu! Xiuxiu! You come in! Wu Yue was shouting Ying Xiuxiu in the bathroom at this time.
"Sister Wu Yue! What's up? Ying Xiuxiu hurriedly ran back to the bathroom.
"Where's the toilet?" Wu Yue searched around and didn't find the toilet, but she saw something like a wooden pier. And there is a pipe connected to the back of the wooden pier, and there is a wooden basin-like thing on top of the pipe, and you can hear the sound of water entering the inside......
"Isn't that what it is!" Ying Xiuxiu came in and expertly lifted the toilet lid, and then said to May. Sometimes habit becomes natural, Ying Xiuxiu is already used to this kind of toilet, so she took Wu Yue in and left, how could she think that Wu Yue didn't know this kind of toilet at all!
"This is a toilet? There's a puddle of water down there? Just sitting on it? "Wu Yue is a little brainy, this thing is so weird!
"Yes! You just sit down, it's convenient! And you don't need to empty the toilet, just flush it with water! Ying Xiuxiu said proudly, as if she had invented it.
"Really? …… Then I'll try,...... Well, don't leave! I'm a little scared! Wu Yue said very suspiciously, Anyway, it is common for their women to go to the thatched house together, and she has no scruples about this!
When Wu Yue finished hissing and just lifted her pants, Ying Xiuxiu walked behind her and pulled the rope hanging down with her little hand!
"Whoa!"
Suddenly, a bucket of water rushed directly down the pipe to the toilet, and after a while, the bottom of the toilet became crystal clear, and it was still such a small puddle of water! It turns out that Zhu Xiaobao also made an inlet at the bottom of the toilet, which can effectively block the odor!
Wu Yue was a little dumbfounded when she saw it, this is too convenient, right? And most importantly, you don't have to empty the toilet anymore. You must know that their toilets are poured out and flushed by special subordinates, and they have to be scrubbed repeatedly by the personal maid after they come back. Otherwise, they don't feel clean. In fact, it is a very embarrassing thing to let the subordinates rush down, but I just get used to it!
Ying Xiuxiu walked out of the bathroom first with a smile, leaving Wu Yue tidying up her clothes and pants! Unexpectedly, as soon as Ying Xiuxiu came out, she saw Zhu Xiaobao lying on the wall of the bathroom, looking hard, and complaining while looking: "This is too fucking sealed, and there is not even a gap?" ”
"Huh? Brother Xiaobao? Ying Xiuxiu suddenly covered her mouth and couldn't help but exclaim......