Chapter 7 Rush to the Market

When he came out of the toilet, Wang Yin was completely sleepy, and simply ran to the mountains to surf.

After obtaining the Spartan bloodline, Wang Yin felt that his eyesight, hearing and physical fitness had surpassed the scope of human beings, this time he tested his speed, ran with all his strength from the foot of the mountain, and rushed towards the mountain. The scenery on both sides quickly recede, and finally it was directly blurred.

Bunker up! During this time, he met a hare, and he was very playful, chasing the rabbit all over the mountain, and the hare was so confused that he found that he could not outrun the human at all, so he simply lay on the ground and waited for death. Wang Yin was not very hungry, so he let the rabbit go.

After the joy, Wang Yin found himself bored and empty again。。。。。。

I really want to play games online.。。 I really want to smoke...

Wang Yin lay on the ground and stared at the moon with dead fish eyes, only feeling that tens of thousands of little rats were scratching and scratching in his heart。。。。。。

"Whew! ---- woo----! Wang Yin, who was idle and growing grass, learned to howl at the moon.

"I don't know if there are computers sold in the system mall. Even if there is a little overlord, it would be good! Wang Yin grabbed his hair in distress and began to try to count the sheep.

"One sheep, two sheep. Three sheep ... ”

。。。。。。

"Two hundred and sixty-seven sheep...

"Sheep, your sister, didn't it work at all!!" Wang Yin closed his eyes and slapped his face vigorously: "System, you come out!" ”

"Host, I'm here."

"Is there any way to keep me asleep?"

"Scanning. After the scanning, given the current state of the host, it is considered an Internet addiction episode, and protocol 1 is initiated.

"Whew. Multiply.. ”

"Damn, this voice is..." Wang Yin suddenly had a very bad premonition.

I saw a figure slowly condensing, with a cold smile on his face, and his hands wrapped around the beating electric light.

"This Nima. Magnetic Explosion Infantry: Yang ?!! "Wang Yin's whole person is not good! It was too late to escape, and the whole person was engulfed by the electric snake in an instant.

The morning sun shines on the mountains and forests, and the birds sing happily, announcing the arrival of a new day.

"System, your uncle!" Wang Yin sat up scolding: "Can you ask for my opinion next time?" ”

"Okay, host."

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚β€ The most painful thing for trolls is not to scold back, Wang Yin lost his temper in an instant.

Wang Yin grabbed a pheasant and carried it back to Godan'er's house, found a bear child to help build a fire, and began to roast chickens. Wang Yin also wanted to make something delicious, but he didn't have any tools at hand! Well, in fact, if there are tools, he will not do it.

Need help to make a fire? The fire fold won't use it! I miss the lighter so much...

When I talk about lighters, I think of cigarettes, I think of computers...

Stop!! Wang Yin hurriedly restrained his thoughts, he couldn't stand it for the magnetic explosion infantry again!

The aroma of chicken slowly wafted up, and the bear child next to him swallowed hard. In the distance, a few bear children who smelled the fragrance also gathered around, but they didn't dare to get too close. staring at the roast chicken from afar, revealing a longing little eye.

Wang Yin simply beckoned them over and gave the chicken to a group of bear children. Then he went out into the mountains and went hunting.

Back and forth a few times, after eating and drinking, the bear child tossed around again, but it seemed that a strange guy was mixed in.

Wang Yin felt that it was not an exaggeration to describe himself at the moment, and even suspected that he would go crazy at any time.

After two days of hard work, it was finally time to open the show.

Wang Yin carried a bear alone, and the men behind him carried prey and some things like female red that usually made by mothers-in-law, and a group of people set off towards the market. After a morning of driving, we finally arrived at the bazaar.

Everyone arrived at the area where the prey was traded, put down their things, wiped the sweat on their heads, and negotiated with the buyers, of course, this did not include Wang Yin. The goods carried the bear all morning, without sweating at all, and the villagers cast a look at him from time to time to look at the monster.

Wang Yin had thought about it since the night of the last hunt, anyway, his strength was basically invincible in Datang, and he was not ready to deliberately disguise, and he was completely uninterested in pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Of course, forget the demon's hand, try not to show it in front of people, so as not to scare people everywhere.

Seeing the villagers and buyers haggling there, Wang Yin was ready to wander around.

"Dog, I'll go around, you guys go back first, don't wait for me."

"Xiao Langjun, won't you go back with us?"

"Well, I'll probably go back later."

"What if you meet a bad guy?" Dogan was a little worried.

Wang Yin immediately gave Goudan'er a caring look for the mentally retarded.

"Then Xiao Langjun, you should be more careful."

After greeting the villagers, Wang Yin left alone.

Looking at the ancient bazaar in front of him, Wang Yin felt very interesting, and some gadgets looked quite interesting.

Look at the east and the west, this product is also lacking in morality, bargaining with others for a long time, and finally slipping away without buying anything.

The people around also glanced at the strangely dressed teenager from time to time, and looked around Wang Yin with curious eyes.

"Old man Zhang! Is it time to pay back the money you owe us? Wang Yin was strolling around when there was a sudden noise in front of him.

"Guo Dashao, you can give a few more days of grace to Xiao Lao'er, now you really don't have any money on hand!" Wang Yin stepped forward and saw a well-dressed fat man with a few dog legs surrounding a little old man who was setting up a stall, and a little girl next to the little old man was grabbing the corner of his clothes and shrinking aside.

"Less nonsense!" The fat man kicked over the little old man's stall: "Don't say that I won't give you a chance, today I will take your daughter away, and we will settle the bill." With that, he grabbed the little girl.

"Guo Dashao, please forgive me a few more days。。。。。。 The little old man grabbed the fat man's sleeve and knelt on the ground and begged bitterly.

"Let it go! You old dog. Stained master's clothes! The fat man kicked the little old man in the chest and kicked him to the ground.

"I'm going to go, so bloody?" Wang Yin blinked his eyes and muttered.

"Huh?" The fat man turned around and saw a strangely dressed white-haired boy staring at him.

"What are you talking about, white-haired boy?"

"It's okay, you continue." Wang Yin smiled and waved his hand.

The fat man gave him a look of acquaintance, and turned around to continue his previous movements.

"Mystery True Thousand Years of Killing!" Wang Yin clenched his hands and stretched out his index finger, and used the long-lost forbidden technique in the rivers and lakes at the fat man.

"Whew! -----" A heart-rending scream resounded throughout the market, frightening the surrounding melon-eating crowd trembling, and subconsciously covering their buttocks.

"Protect the young master!" The doglegs realized their dereliction of duty, and quickly surrounded the fat man, looking at Wang Yin with fierce eyes.

The fat man jumped on the ground three times before stopping, his whole face was flushed, and he gritted his teeth and shouted: "What are you guys doing in a daze!" Go up there and this little white hair! ”

"You little bastard, I want you to die a good death!" The fat man stared at Wang Yin with red eyes.

A few dogs immediately rushed up with sticks, but they came fast and went quickly~

"Walk you~"

Before the melon-eating crowd could see what was going on, they saw that a few dogs had flown out upside down, lying on the ground, wailing.

"Little bastard, you wait for me!!" The fat man knew that he had hit a hard stubble, and ran away with a group of dogs with his hands on his ass.

"Xiao Langjun is so handsome...

"yes. It's just too weird. ”

"But he provoked Guo Dashao, I'm afraid it's dangerous."

The chatter of the melon-eating masses sounded all around

"Thank you so much, thank you so much!" The little old man and the little girl kowtowed to Wang Yin while talking.

Wang Yin slid away with a side step, stretched out his hands to help the little old man: "The old man doesn't have to say thank you, please get up quickly." ”

"I still have something to do, let's go first." Seeing that the little old man was about to continue, Wang Yin hurriedly slipped away.

After walking around the whole bazaar to see that it was getting dark, Wang Yin was ready to go back.

"Little question mark, do you have many friends?"

"Why do other people read comics there?"

"I'm learning to throw tiles and talk to the Enma Knife."

"Someone else is playing a game"

"I'm leaning against the wall and studying my robotic arm"

"I said I wanted to learn RG with Uncle Ding"

"But I got a handful of roses blue drops"

"Why should you listen to your mother?"

"When you grow up, you'll begin to understand the family tradition of throwing tiles...

On the way back, Wang Yin hummed a song while looking at the scenery on both sides.

Well, it's actually nothing to look at, this thing is so boring that it's counting how many trees...

Suddenly, a large number of people rushed out of the woods next to him, blocking Wang Yin's way.

"Station. . . Hold it! ”

"Hand over what you're worthy!"

"If you want money, you should choose your own head!"

Wang Yin looked at this big man, all of them were carrying knives, and they looked fierce and vicious, and they almost wrote "I'm not easy to mess with" on his face.

I'm going, I'm being robbed? It's simply ...

It's so red!! And then

Wang Yin smiled.

A group of thieves looked at the strangely dressed white-haired boy in front of them, and they were actually looking at themselves

Laugh? And he smiled very obscenely...

"Boss, is this kid scared silly?"

"You don't care if he's stupid or not, just take the money."

"Guys, I'm really embarrassed, I really don't have any money." Wang Yin turned all the pockets on his body and spread his hands at the bandits.

"Less nonsense! Either leave the money, or leave the head if you don't have the money! The eldest brother who took the lead raised the knife in his hand at Wang Yin.

"Big boss, why don't you let me join the gang?" Wang Yin smiled and rubbed his hands.

β€œοΌŸοΌŸβ€ The thieves looked confused, they had robbed so many times, and for the first time they saw those who took the initiative to join the gang, which of those who were caught on the mountain before was not desperately resisting.

"Boss, why don't we click him?"

"Don't, you see he's white and clean, or else. . . Hey. ”

"You want to join in?" The leading brother asked suspiciously.

"Yes, yes, yes, I won't tell you, in fact, I have been longing for a long time," Wang Yin said affirmatively: "As a promising profession, banditry is a great goal worth fighting for all my life!" Since I was a child, I have been determined to be a bandit with dreams and ambitions, robbing the rich and helping the poor, purifying all sentient beings, upholding the great idea of Demacia, and letting the light of Zuan shine on the earth! ”

"What are you going to do?" The eldest brother who took the lead asked.

"I know astronomy and geography, and ants in the middle. 500 years ago, 500 years later, lice, geldings, repairing kettle welding bulbs, sweeping the floor, washing dishes, assembling air pumps to pass toilets, especially proficient in excavators! Wang Yin said proudly.

"Boss, this kid Kenneng is really stupid! It's all starting to talk nonsense. ”

"Take it away!" The eldest brother who took the lead waved his hand: "It just so happened that the woodcutter who was caught before was sick and died, let him take it." ”

Two thieves escorted Wang Yin, and a group of people walked towards the mountain.

"This brother, your slogan just now doesn't work." Wang Yin said to the bandits beside him: "The slogan of robbery must be loud." ”

The bandit didn't bird him

"For example, the next time you act, you should say this when you see someone," Wang Yin turned his head to look at the other bandit

"I'm driving this mountain!"

"I planted this tree!"

"I'm going to hit this passerby!"

"Take off your pants. No, it's to stay and buy road money! ”

Wang Yin was kind and tempting, but unfortunately the thieves still didn't bird him.

In the evening, everyone finally came to a cottage.

"It's been a hard time for you all the way." Wang Yin twisted his neck.

"What nonsense, little sixth, take him to the firewood room." The eldest brother who took the lead shouted at the younger brother next to him.

"I don't think so." Wang Yin slapped away the two thieves holding him, clenched his fists, and smiled at the eldest brother who took the lead.