Chapter 7: It's Not Stinky Tofu Dry, It's Stinky Shit (Signed)

The greater the hope.

The greater the loss.

Seeing that it was not this gold and silver jewelry, nor was it the ocean, but a lump of black and unknown things, Jia Gui's heart became cool and cool at that time.

It was as if she had no clothes on in the cold winter, and she ran naked and rolled in the snow, her whole body was cold, and even her pores were filled with a chill.

How so?

This doesn't mean that Jia Guibai was beaten by the old lady's two crutches.

Hit two crutches.

Haven't eaten yet.

This gas.

Don't mention it.

It's all two dogs.

Listening to the hunger song singing in his stomach, Jia Gui's mind was probably short-circuited, and he licked his chapped mouth with his tongue, and then looked at the scorching sun at noon.

Day.

I didn't eat until I didn't eat.

Not even a sip of tea was mixed.

This detective team leader deserves it.

It's all eggplant.

"Lao Jiu, is this thing edible? Do you think it can be eaten? ”

"Food?"

Jia Gui pursed his lips, pointed to the black thing in Lao Jiu's hand, and said, "When I was in Donkey Bridge, I heard that there was this black sesame paste, dry and delicious, isn't it this thing?" ”

One race and one shrewd.

I heard Jia Gui say this.

Lao Jiu, who was also hungry, pressed his heart to his back, and held this black thing high at that time.

The main reason is that Jia Gui will come up and rob it.

The voice of the unobtrusive voice was also spoken.

"Can't you? Black sesame paste isn't thick, this isn't, this isn't eaten. ”

"It's not for food, why are you lifting it high?"

What else can you do?

You don't have to worry about being robbed by your Captain Jia.

Make a pre-light light.

The province is in the hands of you, Captain Jia.

These are not things to say.

After all, Jia Gui is the captain of the detective team, and Jia Gui has to save this face.

"Nothing?"

"Put it down for me." Jia Gui snorted coldly.

"My arm hurts, I can't put it down, I have to slow down." Lao Jiu can really make this excuse for himself.

Bastard.

"Believe it or not, I'm smacking you with a big mouth?" At the critical moment, Jia Gui raised his identity as the captain of the detective team, the tiger is not powerful, you and I are this stinky mouse.

Lao Jiu slowly put down this black thing held high, and did not give it to Jia Gui, but stretched it out in front of his eyes, looking at it carefully, back and forth, left and right, up and down.

"Captain, how can I look at this not like black sesame paste, like this stinky shit."

"Stinky shit?"

Lao Jiu leaned his nose in front of this black thing, and sucked his nose a few times, and a choking smell rushed straight to Lao Jiu, almost disgusting Lao Jiu vomited.

Not black sesame paste.

It's this stinky shit.

"Captain, it's really stinky shit, it stinks." Lao Jiu looked like he wanted to vomit, and his empty left hand was still fanning the air in front of him.

Jia Gui was confused.

It's not like he hasn't seen stinky shit.

But I've never seen anyone wrap stinking dog shit in hemp paper.

"Lao Jiu, isn't it sun-dried stinky tofu?" Jia Gui put forward another hypothesis.

"Stinky tofu?"

"You forgot, a year ago, a Taijun named Taro Matsumoto came from Beiping, and he liked to eat this stinky tofu, and said that it was smelly and fragrant."

"I'll taste it." Lao Jiu also believed Jia Gui's nonsense, and had this idea of tasting it in his heart.

Isn't there such a saying?

It's a mule or a horse, and it has to be pulled out and slippery.

Whether it's this stinky dried tofu or this stinky shit, you have to taste it with your mouth to know the truth.

Mankind.

It's a process of exploring intellectual curiosity.

That's what I did.

Lao Jiu, who believed Jia Gui's nonsense, stretched out his fingers, drilled hard into the black thing a few times, and put the fingers of the black thing in his mouth.

The moment the tongue touched the fingers, the black things on the fingers immediately had a tragic chemical effect with the saliva in the mouth cavity, and a stinky smell filled Lao Jiu's mouth cavity in an instant, making Lao Jiu's whole person feel a violent feeling of wanting to vomit.

"Oh"

"Oh"

"Ahh

"Lao Jiu, what's wrong with you? Is it eaten? Jia Gui, who was cooing and screaming with hunger, stomped his feet vigorously and asked Lao Jiu anxiously.

"Captain, it's not stinky dried tofu, it's this stinky shit." Lao Jiu's tears surged in his eyes, and it was the first time that he had shed such aggrieved tears after being a dog traitor for so many years.

This is fucking stinky shit.

"Stinky shit?"

"It's stinky shit."

"I can't."

"What's not to do, I've tasted it all, it's stinky shit."

"Stinky shit, why did that person wrap it in hemp paper?" Jia Gui was too smart, "Lao Jiu, you kid is really not authentic, you think you can deceive me Jia Gui in this way, this must be stinky dried tofu, the reason why you say it is stinky shit is that you want to wait for me Jia Gui to leave, and you eat it secretly, right?" ”

"Captain, you really wronged me."

Jia Gui looked at Lao Jiu's tearful cheeks, and felt as if he had misunderstood Lao Jiu's meaning.

Isn't it really this stinky shit?

Since it's stinky shit, why is it wrapped in hemp paper?

It's not a home remedy.

Jia Gui pondered a reason, and then looked at Lao Jiu.

Lao Jiu didn't know what to think, he estimated that he had eaten this stinky shit and felt a little resentful in his heart, and when he saw that Jia Gui was still looking at him with this puzzled gaze, he couldn't help but be angry, and threw the stinky shit in his hand without saying a word.

Whether it's stinky shit or not, you taste it yourself.

Lao Jiu is using stinky shit as a hidden weapon.

Jia Gui was also beaten and had this experience, and when he saw Lao Jiu throwing stinky shit towards him, his head was slightly biased.

The stinky shit thrown by Lao Jiu ran down Jia Gui's cheek and flew towards a person not far behind Jia Gui.

It's a little devil.

As soon as he came out of the restaurant, the little devil who was full of wine and food was attacked by Lao Jiuyi.

It's amazing.

This stinky shit actually landed on the little devil's mouth without being biased.

Like Jia Gui, he mistakenly thought that this was a little devil with stinky dried tofu, opened his mouth, took two bites hard, and then roared with an angry expression, "Baga Ya Lu, die, die." ”

"Why are you standing stupidly, running." Jia Gui shouted loudly, and ran like crazy, and when he ran past Lao Jiu, he also specially reminded Lao Jiu.

Don't run at this time.

When are you going to run?

In the hands of little devils, it can be good.

No.

Escape.

The two of them ran with all their might.