Chapter 496: Ben Chitose Falls from the Sky

At this time, there was no sound when lying down, and everyone looked at Zhu Xiaobao, with a very shocked and weird expression. Because Tao Zhiqian is the county guard of Peach Blossom County, because of corruption and bribery, and colluded with the Li family, he has long been imprisoned. If it weren't for the fact that he fought back and killed Li Yuanwu while he was unprepared, Tao Zhiqian would also be the one who was going to be beheaded by the whole family, and now Zhu Xiaobao actually wants to transfer this person over as a county guard, isn't this child's play?

"Chitose! This Tao Zhiqian is a person who has committed a capital crime, ...... you You're not kidding, are you? Some people couldn't help but ask, but they were secretly happy in their hearts, it seems that there is no one available around this British king Chitose, and he actually thought of this felon?

"Mmmm, I know, I can make him guilty! How? Any questions? If you can resolutely carry out my decree, you can also nominate yourself to be the county guard!" Have it? Is there any? Zhu Xiaobao looked around twice left and right, and all the people lowered their heads very uneasily. Who would dare?

"I'm not convinced! Huiwen County has always been recommended by the squires of this county, and it has been reported to the imperial court, and it has always been the descendant of my Yu family. This...... Chitose shouldn't be against it, right? Yu Zhongping said loudly at this time.

"Humph! Is that what you call real talent and real learning? The couplets at the entrance of those colleges are all bullshit, and there is still a face to me saying that I am really talented and learning? If you have real talent and real learning, you won't be unable to pay taxes for years in a row! Zhu Xiaobao said disdainfully.

"Huh! I have to say a couple of words about this, even if Chitose has any moves, at most there are differences of opinion, but what I said just now is a great disrespect to my Mr. Wenchang, as a junior, I have to come out to ask for an explanation? Yu Hansong stood up at this time, and said with a pleasant face, but this time he came prepared, and now he also got the hint of his eldest brother Yu Hanshan to stand up, so he looks very confident!

"Oh? It turned out to be Mr. Yu, I didn't expect us to meet again so soon, how. Am I not right, you so-called talents are just scratching their heads and making gestures in front of the emperor's relatives and wealthy gentry princes, and they are vassals and elegant, what other skills do you have? What kind of anagram are you going to give me this time? Zhu Xiaobao said with a smile, it seems that the situation he understands is not wrong, the mastermind behind these people is the three elders of the Yu family!

"It's also a skill to be able to be elegant in front of people, hehe! Anagrams: Those are just improvisational and not worth mentioning. My ancestors left three eternal absolutes! As long as Chitose can match one, we will abolish this tax reduction system according to Chitose's wishes! But if Chitose can't come up, then it means that some of us sages still grow up after that? Isn't it? Chitose? Yu Hansong actually behaved very calmly, not showing a little anger and gaffe because of Zhu Xiaobao's words, he was still pleasant!

"Three eternal absolutes? Since it is an eternal absolute, take it out now, do you want me to come out on the spot? Zhu Xiaobao immediately grasped the key point and asked with a smile.

"Huh! No, no, no, of course not, how can this be done on the spot! I mean, if we can face one in three days, we lose! What do you think? Yu Hansong's old face suddenly turned red, and he used the eternal absolute to make things difficult for people, which is indeed unfair! But they didn't want to talk about fairness in the first place, they just wanted to protect their own interests!

"Hmmm! Okay, let's talk about it, if I can't match any of them, then I will admit that your ancestors do have some skills! You do have some skills! I won't talk about tax exemption anymore! Zhu Xiaobao nodded, and actually agreed!

"Really! Chitose is really a fast talker! Then it's a deal! Yu Hansong suddenly exclaimed in surprise, he didn't expect Zhu Xiaobao to be fooled so easily, he was still too young, and he was a little unbelievable! So Yu Hansong immediately grasped this topic, and first gave Zhu Xiaobao to the generals here, and the province would not admit it when the time came!

"Hmph, don't worry, of course I say that flowers are true to my word! Tell us about your first pair, shall we? Zhu Xiaobao said lightly, but he didn't look a little worried. This made everyone present a little puzzled, is it really so sure?

"Hehe, Chitose, then please listen up! This first link is: Five hundred Arhats cross the river and a thousand Buddhas on the bank! Yu Hansong shook his head and said, as if he was intoxicated, and the yin and yang of his thoughts were frustrated, and he felt a little carried away.

"A beautiful woman is on the moon and in the world!" Zhu Xiaobao lazily supported his chin with one hand and said casually.

"What? What the? Chitose, what do you say? Didn't I hear clearly? Isn't it too difficult, or I'll replace you with another ......" Yu Hansong came back from his intoxication, but he didn't hear Zhu Xiaobao's words clearly, so he hurriedly asked. But Yu Hanshan, who was on the side, had already changed his face greatly, and he looked at Zhu Xiaobao with wide eyes in surprise.

"What's so hard? Didn't I already put you up with the next link, you have a brain disease, right? Then I'll say it again: a beautiful woman is on the moon and in the sky! Zhu Xiaobao said a little impatiently.

"Huh? A beautiful woman to the moon and the heavens in the world...... "Yu Hansong then understood, what Zhu Xiaobao said just now turned out to be the next link, he carefully read it a few times, and was also stunned, it turned out to be really neat, real absolute! Yu Hansong suddenly stammered: "This ...... How can it be? You...... You...... It's even right, and it's been so short? ”

"That's it! Come on! Needless to say, shouldn't you go back and prepare for the rest of the ages, and pay the taxes that should be paid? "Zhu Xiaobao didn't have any interest in listening to the other two absolutes, anyway, his goal was achieved! Dancing God eBook

"This ...... This...... Shouldn't it? Yu Hansong stood there and muttered a little sluggishly.

"I'm still not convinced, the prince Chitose may have heard this link a long time ago, otherwise it would not have been possible to come up so quickly! You say don't you? Yu Zhongping jumped out again at this time and rushed to say, he was still tampering with these people next to him, otherwise they would have to go home and prepare to pay taxes!

"Hmph, want to cheat? And you want to use these people to play tricks together? Zhu Xiaobao looked at Yu Zhongping and snorted, at this time he was already a little murderous!

"No, no, no, this really doesn't make sense! Chitose's reaction was too fast, and he didn't think about it at all, so Yu Junshou's words were also forgivable! Yu Hansong was also in a gang and hurried to help. But in my heart, I really suspect that Zhu Xiaobao has long known about this link!

"Hey, hey! Then let you lose your heart! Let's talk about your second uplink! Zhu Xiaobao nodded and said with a grin.

"Yes, yes, that...... That...... Please Chitose listen, the second link is: Sishui River is the first, Sishixia is the second, the old man lives in Jiangxia, who is the first, who is the second! After reading this uplink, Yu Hansong began to feel proud, this uplink is much more difficult than the one just now, and it is also very strong for himself.

"Hmmm! It's kind of interesting! Mr. Wen is still a bit literary. Hehe! Since you are a sage, it is better to be humble! Listen, I'll give you the right link: the three Confucians are in the front, the three talented people are in the back, the boy is a Confucian, how dare he be in the front, how dare he be in the back? Zhu Xiaobao nodded, and then said in a tone of admonition.

"Huh? Again...... Got it again? This...... How can it be? Yu Hansong rubbed his eyes vigorously, making sure that he was not dreaming, but the more he was like this, the more frightened he became, this is too fast, he has been thinking about it for decades and has not come up with a decent downlink, but now there are two absolutes at once, which makes people not live! Yu Hansong was already a little panicked, and he didn't care about anything else, so he directly said the third uplink: "This is the real absolute, you ...... Listen up: Dongting Lake, 800 miles, rolling waves and waves, where do university scholars come from?

Hum! This is a couplet written by the ancestors when they were moved, and there has not been a neat one over the years! ”

"Haha! Isn't that what I'm talking about? It seems that Mr. Elder Wen has known for a long time that I am going to manage Huiwen County! You listen:

Dongting Lake, 800 miles, rolling waves and waves, where do university scholars come from?

Wushan Gorge, twelve peaks, clouds and mist are rising, and this thousand years old falls from the sky! ”

Zhu Xiaobao laughed, stood up, and suddenly a kingly breath erupted, and he read out this next link domineeringly!

Suddenly, everyone in the hall fell to the ground and bowed to Zhu Xiaobao, although they were very resistant to this new British king, but in front of the absolute, they still bowed down happily and sincerely!

"Chitose Wencai, the old man is deeply admired, this matter is so decided, I will pay the tax when I go back, and the general rules of reduction and exemption in the future will be completely abolished! I'm waiting to say goodbye! Yu Hanshan also stood up at this time and said in a low and powerful voice. Then he took these squires back home!

It turned out that Yu Hanshan saw that the general trend had gone, and since he had lost, it was better to admit it simply! This tax is nothing, and the key is to keep other secrets! So he hurriedly took someone back first!

"Huh? Why aren't you leaving? Zhu Xiaobao saw that Yu Zhongping was still standing respectfully in the hall, and asked a little differently.

"Xiaguan was impulsive just now, and he offended Chitose Duo, and I hope that Chitose will not blame the past, Xiaguan must be exhausted, do his best for Huiwen County, and serve Chitose before driving!" Yu Zhongping knelt on the ground and kowtowed his head and said. He didn't want to resign!

"Wait, wait! You seemed to be screaming loudly when you made the bet just now? The left is not convinced and the left is not convinced! What is a word? What else is there to forgive? Want to regret it now? Hehe, I'm sorry, I don't want to regret it! You've got to fuck me! Of course, this month's salary will still be issued! I'll report it to you from the court! Zhu Xiaobao's originally smiling face suddenly became indifferent and ruthless, and then directly asked people to blast Yu Zhongping out of the county guard's mansion......