Of the five people, only Liu Jinghong rode a horse, Jing Zhe, Su Mochen and Gui Zhi sat in a carriage, and Han Han naturally acted as a coachman.

Bishan is very far away from Jingzhou, fast horses and whips to take the post road, day and night, about three or four days to arrive, but if you sit in a carriage like them and walk slowly, there is no ten days and a half months can not arrive.

At the beginning, everyone was still fresh, looking at the scenery along the way, full of interest.

But after two days, several people behaved like Jing Zhe when he first crossed over, wilting like dead dogs.

Seeing that a few people were not interested, Jing Zhe thought for a while and proposed, "Why don't I tell you a story about monkeys?" ”

"Monkeys?"

Gui Zhi shrugged his eyelids, "What's so nice about that?" ”

There is a special game garden behind the palace garden, and there are monkeys in it, Guizhi has seen it many times, and he has long been surprised, thinking that the monkey has nothing to say?

Jing Zhe didn't care about her, and said slowly: "It is said that there is a country overseas, and the name is proud to come to the country. The country is near the sea, and there is a mountain in the sea, which is called Huaguo Mountain..."

After all, it is a group of turtles who have never seen the world, how can they resist the repeated bombardment of "72 changes", "wishful golden hoop stick" and "a somersault of 108,000 miles"?

Su Mochen and Gui Zhi were still cozy when they first listened, but not long after the story began, they sat up straight, pricked up their ears, and their eyes were full of longing and curiosity.

Especially Han Han, who was sitting outside to catch the carriage, in order to hear clearly, he also deliberately lifted the cloth and leaned in to listen.

When he heard that the monkey head was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace alone, he gritted his teeth and couldn't wait to immediately turn into monkey hair, go up to the sky and into the earth with the monkey, and smash the Heavenly Palace upside down!

Even Liu Jinghong slowed down, stuck to the carriage, and listened very carefully!

Jing Zhe's tone was relaxed, and he said slowly: "The Jade Emperor lay under the table and shouted loudly - go to the West Heaven and invite the Buddha!" ”

The story ends abruptly.

Su Mochen and Gui Zhi stared at Jing Zhe with big eyes, and they didn't know why, Han Han couldn't hold his breath even more: "Young village master, what kind of Buddha is the Buddha?" What do you ask him to do? Is he powerful? Could it be that he can still beat the Monkey King? ”

What are you a hundred thousand why?

As soon as Jing Zhe wanted to reprimand him, the curtain on the car window was lifted, Liu Jinghong leaned his face over, and said anxiously: "Yes, what do you want to do?" What happened next? ”

“……”

Seeing that the audience's mood was so urgent and direct, Jing Zhe knew that his chapter was just right, and the feedback was good.

In his previous life, he had read too many novels, and he was often tortured by the dog author's broken chapters, and he couldn't send the blade to the address, so he could only fantasize about arresting the dog author every time, locking him in a small black room, and never letting it out until he finished writing the ending.

It is said that a long illness becomes a good doctor, and he has been persecuted out of chapter for many years, and now he has fully understood the essence of broken chapter and put it into action.

"Mr. Storyteller still has to drink saliva, I've been talking for a long time, and I can't rest?"

Everyone was silent, and Liu Jinghong jumped off the horse.

"You go horseback riding, I'll catch the car!"

“……”

Han Han still wanted to hear how the monkey exploded, so he was naturally reluctant, but considering that it was the sister of the owner of the village who talked to him, and the sister of the young owner of the village, General Jinghong, no matter his identity or skills, he had no strength to fight, so he could only obediently get off the car and ride a horse.

And Jing Zhe lay down in the car, stretching out his hand very lazily, like an uncle.

"Have you rested? Hurry up! ”

After a short pause, several people urged.

"Ahem—where did you just go?"

Jing Zhe sat up, pinched his arm and asked.

"Go to the West Heaven and invite the Buddha!"

Han Han, who was lying on the car window, couldn't wait to shout, just now he had turned into a monkey head in his mind, and he fought with the Buddha for three hundred rounds, even if it was not enjoyable.

"Well—it doesn't make any sense, why don't I tell you a story about pigs?"

"Don't! Just listen to the monkeys! ”

Everyone stared at Jing Zhe as if they were about to breathe fire, and if it weren't for the fact that only he knew the story of the monkey, they wouldn't mind coming up and beating him up in the dark - never underestimate the amazing combat power of a reader when he encounters a broken dog!

"Hey, but now that my back hurts, how can I talk about it?"

Jing Zhe glanced at the three women in the carriage, thinking to himself, you are a group of white prostitutes, and you have a lot of demands, how can you bear this?

Su Mochen and Liu Jinghong glanced at each other and immediately understood.

There were two more people around Jing Zhe in an instant, one beating his legs and the other rubbing his shoulders, so unhappy.

Shaking his head, he told the story.

……

"How is that possible!"

"He is a monkey king who can change seventy-two, how can he be suppressed by a mountain?"

"The wishful golden hoop stick can be big or small, can't it just become bigger and open the top of the mountain?"

After hearing that the monkey was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, Han Han, who had fantasized about the monkey exploding the hammer, was quite dissatisfied, and finally broke out and shouted through a thin curtain of cars.

Jing Zhe lifted the curtain and glanced at him, and said lightly: "Do you still want to hear it?" ”

Han Han held back his flushed face and stopped talking.

The story after that is to tell the life story of Tang Sanzang, when Chen Guangrui returned to his hometown as a high school champion, his wife was taken by the boat family, and the boat family killed Chen Guangrui on the river and took possession of his wife, and his wife was already pregnant with his flesh and blood at that time.

So later, when Chen's wife gave birth to a baby, in order to preserve Chen's bloodline, she sent the child to the river with a bamboo basket and floated away, and this child was the later Tang monk.

When he heard that the rest of the story was about a monk and monk, Han Han exploded again, although this story is also wonderful, but - he wants to hear monkeys!

You just left the monkey down the hill and left it alone?

Is the water water?

Irresponsible!

Jing Zhe was also furious.

Damn, is it labor and management that tell the story or do you tell the story? Be careful that the labor-management is unhappy to take away the monkey's mana and send him back to the monkey group, and the myth and story will become an animal world in minutes!

"If you don't listen, then I won't talk about it?"

Although the three women in the car also like the story of the monkey, but the little story close to life in the back can move them even more.

So he scolded Han Han and let Jing Zhe continue to speak.

Poor Han Han dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, because Jing Zhe let him speak, if he talked nonsense again, he would - let the monkey be pressed under the mountain for a thousand years and ten thousand years!

Wow, poor monkey, poor Hanhan!

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