"Isn't that a codeword?

Chen Ping rubbed his dizzy braincase, struggling to start from the ground, the surroundings were pitch black, only a faint candlelight came from the distance, Chen Ping, who was confused, got up quietly, could it be that he was kidnapped by someone? But the only valuable thing in his 20-square-meter rental house was the second-hand computer that cost more than 1,000 yuan, and his wallet was also in tears. Besides, he has always been out of the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, so it stands to reason that no one should worry about himself?

A dazzling light suddenly erupted in front of him, and a solemn voice came from Chen Ping's head

"Hello, this is the sub-district of the prefecture where you live, I am the bull head with the job number of 666741, please show your documents and the VIP assessment form of the prefecture. ”

I died??? Chen Ping didn't have time to open his eyes, so he shouted:

"Don't look at me as handsome and easy to deceive, how can I die, I don't go out, who can kill me?"

A huge bull head appeared in front of Chen Ping's eyes, to be honest, as a bull head master who was an excellent imp in three hundred realms in a row, this kind of person has really seen a lot, obviously they have all gone to hell, and they are still thinking about how they can die. Nonsense, will you go to hell if you don't die?

But the bull head replied in a respectful voice:

"This gentleman, you died in a gas explosion, and the executor is yourself, is there anything else you need to consult?"

Chen Ping, who was pierced by the light and shed tears, was finally able to open his eyes, and looked up in the direction where the voice came from. A huge bull head was frowning and staring at himself tightly, where had Chen Ping seen this kind of demon and monster, his nostrils were outstretched, his pores were enlarged, and his eyes were staring like copper bells, and he was shocked at the moment.

"What the hell!!"

The bull head, who was frightened by the sharp voice, took a few steps back, and looked at Chen Ping, who was already foaming at the mouth on the ground, puzzled, is he so scary? He is a beautiful man in the bull head world, and the underground mansion that was able to enter through the back door still relied on this handsome face. Besides, isn't he a ghost himself? What a fuss! But it's not good to let the distinguished customer just lie on the ground, and the bull head took a step forward to pick up Chen Ping as a princess and strode towards the sofa.

Chen Ping slowly woke up in a swaying and shaking, and slowly opened his eyes, in front of him was a big beard stained with dandruff, and above the beard was a pair of round eyes, Chen Ping was clever and shouted:

"Youkai!!"

Can you imagine being hugged by a monster princess with a bull head? Chen Ping couldn't imagine it, so he jumped in the bull head's arms for the first time, his thin waist and limbs instantly exerted force, his legs kicked, and his chest shook violently.

It hurts!

Chen Ping's ass hit the ground first, and the whole person fell to the ground with a snap, and the bull head withdrew his hands and looked at someone who was doing evil.

Chen Ping rubbed his buttocks, um? There is still pain? I am not dead? So what is the matter with this monster? After such a fall, Chen Ping's eyes when he looked at the minotaur were not as frightened as they were at the beginning, but he still couldn't believe the fact that he was dead.

Memories slowly emerged from the depths of his mind, he was sitting in front of the computer and coding, relying on the low manuscript fee to live Chen Ping was once a young man with great ambitions, and after a year of work, he resolutely decided to rely on his divergent thinking and excellent writing to break through in the online literature world. It's just that half a year later, a big house of 50 square meters has become a single apartment of 20 square meters, and the bento with three meals a day has become a seafood bucket, a sauerkraut bucket, and a braised beef bucket mixed with instant noodles three brothers.

That day happened to be the day of the manuscript fee, Chen Ping added fifty yuan to celebrate his manuscript fee, and resolutely decided to add an egg to the instant noodles at night, asking why only one egg was added, because adding two eggs was too luxurious.

Chen Ping rubbed the boiling water and returned to the computer to code the words, the inspiration suddenly came up, the limit of the hand speed that has been single for more than 20 years exploded in an instant, and he only remembered that he smelled a faint smell of gas at the end of the writing, thinking about finishing the words first and then going to the pot. Unexpectedly, at the moment when he submitted his manuscript, the violent fire engulfed him. His last memory stayed in the surprised gaze of the passers-by outside the window, yes!

Chen Ping looked into the distance in a daze, his eyes were hesitant and pitiful, was he really dead? But this pain was very clear, and he could completely feel that his buttocks had been split into four petals.

Niu Tou watched Chen Ping slowly calm down before he spoke:

"Dear customer, you are now in the spirit state, the three souls and seven spirits are alive, and you are not in the yang world, you have the six senses. ”

Chen Ping didn't care what the bull head was talking about, and wailed:

"It's really a sin, I only buy eggs once a month, my manuscript hasn't been submitted yet, I have studied hard since I was a child, respected the old and loved the young, loved the country and the people, and was rated as a good student every year...... Why did I die? I, I'm still a virgin."

Eggs and manuscripts are still acceptable, but when Chen Ping thinks that he has been single for more than 20 years and has never even touched a woman's hand, he feels a sense of grievance in his heart.

Niu Tou looked at the Lao Lux watch in his hand, and felt that Chen Ping seemed to have spent too much time, so he grabbed Chen Ping and threw it aside on the sofa, ignoring Chen Ping, who looked sluggish, and said formulaically:

Please present your ID and the Prefectural VIP Assessment Form. ”

Documents and Prefecture VIP Evaluation Form Chen Ping was stunned and then touched his trouser pocket, his clothes were still intact, and his fingers touched two paper documents in his trouser pocket. Chen Ping quickly pulled them out and read them word by word.

Ghost Clan Documents:

Name: Chen Ping

Gender: Male

Hobbies: Codewords

Address: Not available

Date of death: May 8, 3020

Relative: None

Prefectural VIP Assessment Form:

Name: Chen Ping

Possible property after death: 0

It is recommended that the prefecture carry out the VIP level: he does not deserve

Chen Ping read the simple two pieces of paper four or five times, there is nothing wrong with the death certificate, what does this posthumous property appraisal form mean? The property that may be owned after death is 0? Is this the reason why no one will burn paper for himself? This VIP level is actually unworthy of him?

He doesn't deserve ???

What kind of work attitude is this? I don't have any savings, no diploma, no job, no house, no car, no ...... , but the girls I have pursued have praised themselves as good people.

He handed the two pieces of paper to the bull head and hurriedly asked

"Brother Niu, this is the first time I have gone to hell, I don't know the rules, dare to ask me when I can be reincarnated, what procedure do I have to go through if I want to be a rich second generation?"

Niu Tou looked at the two pieces of paper that were almost blank, and was surprised, this kid's popularity is too bad, isn't it, no one burns paper after death? It's rare in this century, and he doesn't deserve this VIP level, and he has never seen it since he took office, and the worst of the people is average.

When Niu Tou heard Chen Ping's question, he was angry, he rarely received a customer, and he was so sad that he was embarrassed to ask people for oil and water, but he was afraid that Chen Ping would take the opportunity to borrow money from him. The answer that was not angry at the moment:

"What kind of rebirth, the average person has to save enough one million coins to have a chance to be reincarnated, which one of the six realms still needs different VIP levels, if you want to join the human world, you have to start at least 50 million, and the market is still growing over the years. Not to mention the rich second-generation family, the average well-off family has to pay an extra 100 million, just like you, the poor and sour, the prefecture doesn't necessarily want to accept you. ”

Chen Ping was stunned in place, this script is not right, how can it be reincarnated with such a huge amount of money? Chen Ping couldn't stand it, he never thought of fighting for so much money before his death, but it was so realistic after his death. Immediately shouted:

"Why do you have to spend money to buy reincarnation when you go to hell, who is in charge of things in this underworld? Isn't this aimed at me Chen Ping, I haven't seen a lot of money in the yang world, you let me go to the underworld and spend money to buy reincarnation." ”

Niu Tou sighed slightly, after all, he also took advantage of the loopholes in the system to have the identity of a ghost in the underworld, even so, he still didn't save enough tickets to the animal world after more than three hundred years, so he could only pat Chen Ping on the shoulder. Said:

"The system is all set by you, good people can basically be reincarnated when they arrive in the underworld, only people like you who are not bad and bad and very bad will stay in the underworld all the time. You've been lucky enough to meet me, and if you go to another area, you won't have to wear your clothes. If you want to be reincarnated sooner, I suggest you find something to do first. ”