Chapter 1176: The Imperial History, the Book of Shang, the Squire and the Dog (II)
Several people in the cell frowned at the same time, what are you doing here?
There is no doubt that if a poll is conducted and a ranking is made for the most unpopular degree of various officials in the DPRK and China, there is no doubt that Yushi will take the lead, and it is the kind that stands alone in the world and does not compete with each other......
Among the many imperial histories, Liu Yi is the most "notorious"......
It's not that this person's character is, but that Liu Xun has a straightforward temperament, has always taken it as his responsibility to provoke the bigwigs in the DPRK and China, and has never been afraid of power. For example, Chu Suiliang, the waiter of the Yellow Gate, was once impeached by Liu Xun's madness, fortunately he was the most familiar with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy, and he could identify the authenticity of Wang Xizhi's calligraphy without any unhappiness, so that no one dared to send the fake to His Majesty Li Er to invite merit, so as to get the great favor and trust of His Majesty Li Er, which repeatedly turned the danger into a disaster, but the feud between the two was getting deeper and deeper.
Who is Chu Suiliang?
Although the position of the Yellow Gate Squire is not mentionable, the identity of the "Son of Heaven's close minister" is extremely important. Even so, Liu Xun was not afraid at all, and earned a lot of prestige by impeaching Chu Suiliang, and was regarded as the most likely successor to the next imperial historian.
Such a guy, it's not an exaggeration to say that "people hate ghosts", who would want to deal with him?
Liu Dewei's face was gloomy, and he asked: "Liu Yushi is not in your imperial history platform to ponder which minister to impeach tomorrow, think carefully about how to draft the song, and what to do in this gloomy prison?" ”
Liu Xun didn't think it was a pestle in the face of Liu Dewei's cynicism, walked in with a smile, bowed his hand to Liu Dewei, and said with a smile: "Liu Shangshu has a lot of resentment in these words, is there something illegal recently, lest he be caught by the lower officials, and his majesty will impeach him?" ”
Liu Dewei snorted and said disdainfully: "The old man sits up straight, and he doesn't do anything bad in his life, how can he ever be lawless?" It's going to disappoint Liu Yushi. ”
Wei Yijie, who was on the side, didn't have the slightest impression of Liu Xun, and interjected: "Dare to ask Liu Yushi to come to the Criminal Department, but he has official business?" ”
If you have something to do, you can do it quickly, and leave when you are done; If it's not serious...... Then you go now, no one is welcome to you.
"Hehe......"
Liu Xun sneered and said casually: "Wei Shilang is implicitly angry, but what grievances are there in his heart? You might as well say to Liu, Liu is fortunate to have His Majesty Jian Pull, Xi is the secretary of the imperial history, has always been to picket hundreds of officials, purge the dynasty as their own responsibility, if some officials to oppress people and hit subordinates, Liu is willing to speak up for Wei Shilang and impeach! ”
Wei Yijie sneered in his heart,, I believe that you are a ghost!
Such a shoddy plan to sow discord will not be seen by a fool......
The official position of the scribe and the imperial historian is not noble, but the power and responsibility of this position can add a layer of "no one is allowed to enter", causing Liu Xun to faintly control the situation as soon as he entered the prison.
Even Andy Lau is very jealous of him......
In this regard, Liu Xun is very satisfied.
Being an official is not about the size of the official, but about the weight of what he says, what about the Shangshu of the Criminal Department? provoked yourself, and instigated the little brother of Yushitai to submit it to him, and you can get a lawsuit in your head......
If there really is any trick that he catches, you will have to be in pain.
Liu Xun was in a very good mood, and turned to look at Fang Jun, who was silent, the purpose of his visit today was to see Fang Jun's desperation and misery.
But when he saw the elaborate banquet in the cell......
The good mood suddenly disappeared.
What the hell!
Are all the people in the Criminal Department stupid?
Fang Jun is a prisoner, the murderer of Changsun Tang, the mortal enemy of the Changsun family, and the target of the Guanlong Group's severe crackdown! In the Criminal Department, which has been manipulated by the Guanlong Group, how can Fang Jun still be treated like this?
Liu Xun only felt that a depression instantly condensed in his chest, and he was very uncomfortable!
The official position of the scribe and the imperial history is neither high nor low, and the power is extremely great. However, Liu Xun has always regarded himself as honest, refuses to accept bribes, and lacks the way to operate, although he was born in a family with county surnames such as Nanyang Liu, it is a pity that the economy has not been rich.
Based on the monthly distribution of his Yulu and the clan, the high-class banquet in Songhe Tower is not something that can be eaten every day......
You Fang Jun is a prisoner, why?
Liu Xun's face was gloomy, and all the rich people were naturally regarded by him as "corrupt and corrupt". Otherwise, how can you, an official, enjoy such a luxurious life?
He stared at Fang Jun and said, "Fang Erlang is really leisurely, as a suspected felon, he can still drink and have fun in prison......"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fang Jun.
I saw Fang Jun raise his left hand and said with a displeased expression: "Do you still pay attention to the rules?" So-and-so is a suspect, and he is imprisoned in this cell, so at least until he is released, this is a certain place. You two are uninvited, come on, and you all treat yourself as an uncle, do you want to make a face? ”
Everyone was annoyed!
How to speak?
But Fang Jun hadn't finished speaking: "...... If there is really something serious, it's just nothing, but it's all, dare to ask, are you all idle? ”
The few people in front of them suddenly turned red and angry!
Idle eggs hurt...... I've never heard of it, but if you hear its words and know what it means, is it a good thing?
Without waiting for a few people to get angry, Fang Jun pointed at Liu Xun and said, "It's just right, since Liu Yushi is here, then there is no need to do much." Haven't you been looking for the pigtails of the officials all day long, so that you can show your presence in front of Your Majesty? Then you will impeach these three, as an official of the imperial court, you should be loyal to the king, and you will receive Your Majesty's money for nothing but do not do your business, do you think you should be impeached? ”
Andy Lau finally couldn't help it, you don't know the hearts of good people!
Isn't it because you're afraid that you will be beaten and punished passively?
In turn, you have to ridicule me, so unreasonable!
He glared and said angrily: "Fang Jun, pay attention to your identity!" ”
Fang Jun smiled, sat down in front of the table with a big golden knife, took a sip of dog meat, drank a sip of wine, and suddenly moved in his heart......
"Some time ago, I drank with a friend and learned a little knowledge, I wonder if you want to hear it?"
Speaking of this, regardless of what the people in front of him thought, he couldn't help laughing, got up and picked up the brush from the ground, and drew a thing that looked like a dog but not a dog, a wolf and not a wolf under the inscription poem on the wall, with his head up to the sky and his tail hanging down......
Then Fang Jun turned around and asked a few people in front of him: "Everyone, please see, is this thing a wolf or a dog?" ”
Zhang Yunji was a little stunned, and his face instantly blushed like blood!
Liu Dewei was dumbfounded, Liu Xun was dumbfounded, and his expression was extremely strange.
Is it a wolf (squire) or a dog?
!
How do you curse?
Wei Yijie didn't react for a while, subconsciously took a closer look, and asked, "Where can I see this?" Like a wolf and a dog, I dare not recognize it. ”
Fang Jun almost laughed out loud and said, "It's a dog!" ”
Wei Yijie was puzzled: "How can you see it?" ”
Fang Jun said: "At that time, a certain asked like this, and that friend solved the puzzle for a certain person. He said: There are two differences between wolves and dogs, one is that the tail is different, the lower vertical is the wolf, and the upper vertical (Shangshu) is the dog; The second is that they have different eating habits, wolves only eat meat, and nothing else, and dogs, when they encounter meat, they eat meat, and they eat feces (Yushi) ......"
He pointed to the hanging tail: "So, it's a dog!" ”
There was silence in the prison, but there was a majestic anger burning, as if it was about to break through the sky and turn Fang Jun into ashes!
The scribes and jailers on the side all had crooked mouths and slanted eyes, and their expressions were hideous, and they covered their mouths tightly, almost laughing!
!
How immoral is this house?
painted such a thing on the wall, and scolded a scholar, an imperial history, and two attendants in front of him......
The partial student has to scold so fresh and refined, so interesting and elegant, without a single dirty word......
Fang Erlang, you are so talented......
Burst!
Finally, someone couldn't help laughing, and then hurriedly covered his mouth, lest he bear the monstrous anger of the four big guys!
All four of them are going crazy!
You're a!
Do you want to be so lacking in morality?
Liu Dewei's face was like blood, and he jumped like thunder: "Fang Jun, do you want to die?" ”
Liu Xun already had a grudge against Fang Jun, and at this moment he was even more furious, and the halberd pointed out: "You, you, you, insulting the officials of the imperial court, are you not afraid of impeachment by this official?" ”
Just finished scolding, my eyes looked at the wolf-like thing on the wall, and I was coldly attracted by the handwriting on the wall.
Take a closer look......
Oops!
Not bad......