277 Far from Sao
The first glamorous word contest began, and Zong Shu sat in a darker position in the back seat.
After all, Zong Shu is already well-known in Bianliang, Tokyo, and he can't be seen casually.
Soon after, Princess Zhuzhu will marry Zong Shu, and at this juncture, Zong Shu cannot be allowed to have any negative impact.
Therefore, Li Shaoyan found such a place for Zong Shu to sit down, and at the same time, found a hat for Zong Shu to put on to ensure that nothing went wrong.
The contest was hosted by Yan Xiaoliu himself.
In the hall, there were already more than forty literati sitting, and the wine was slightly smoked, waiting for the girl to come out.
On both sides of the hall, there are already several people sitting at the table, and the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone are all complete.
Yan Xiaoliu announced the rules for the winners of the lyrics, which were jointly decided by the lyricists on the spot.
After each person writes the lyrics, those who agree and appreciate can put in a bookmark of "Spring Water Flow", and those who disagree and do not appreciate will not vote.
The highest prize, you can spend a good night with the Oiran of the month in Beijing, and the cost is borne by the "Spring Water Flow".
There is a premise: if you have the ability to hook up with the Oiran of the month, you can have the ability to package the night, no matter how much money it is, the "spring water flow" is all inclusive.
If you don't like it, I'm sorry, but you're not capable.
For other awards, you can touch your breasts and choose among the girls of "Spring Water Flow".
No matter who it is, once the glamorous words are published in the "Selected Words of Spring Water Flow", one or two silver per person.
Yan Xiaoliu announced the rules, and the more than 20 girls of "Spring Water Flow" took turns to play.
This time, the girls wore spring green dresses, which were more transparent below than above.
There is a belt in the skirt, and the position of the belt is determined by Li Shaoyan according to the golden ratio, which makes everyone feel that the proportions of these women's figures are very coordinated.
What surprised everyone even more was that the front of these women was very tall and unexpected, except, big, still, big!
Seeing this, many people have already shed a lot.
There are more than 40 people, and there is no longer the suave of literati, they all look like pig brothers.
The girls swayed the lotus step lightly, and their faces were covered with purple scarves, which added a mysterious, ambiguous, and enchanting flavor to the scene.
One of the scribes who stood up first shook his fan and said:
Talking about the flowers and candles in the cave room, looking at the mandarin duck bed, the road is a butterfly love flowers. Go to the clothes and pants, happy enough, beautiful scene. The voice is short, the stem is thick, and there are a few tufts of hair in him! Gently hold the incense stems and watch the dragon dance solo tonight. Luan and phoenix are ripe for each other, the bed is full of spring dragons and tigers, and the flowers are bitter in the deep mountains. Some hemp, some crisp, two plum blossoms, what, what?
This guy's words, what he does, it's really a glamorous!
At the end, there was a overlapping sentence, showing off to everyone, how is it, amazing, right?
There is a turtle man holding a plate from table to table to collect the "Spring Water Flow" bookmarks, and after receiving them, the number of bookmarks will be announced immediately.
The end is open, fair and just!
This song was half approved.
Another scribe stood up, drank a glass of wine, and groaned:
Peach and plum jacket, the noodles are pretty and not dependent. The willow has no waist, and the withered branches and new sprouts are green silk. The stem is self-warped, and people are not young in vain. The grass floats in the triangle, and the keel flute is raised in the center. The old knife does not grind the new sheath. The gauze tent is red and the scenery is unique. The two bodies hug together, forget the soul, kiss and scream, and send the waves with a light pump, why do you have to say that the fragrant nephrite is smooth?
No wonder it's called Song Ci! Song words are only in the Song generation, and the words of other dynasties can't be compared at all!
Even this little word is incomparable to later generations.
Look at people driving, it's wonderful!
Look at the color of your home, it's really high!
This beautiful song has to win a lot of applause.
After two words, more than 20 girls changed their clothes, still according to the golden ratio, and walked around, which stimulated everyone's adrenaline again.
One by one, the literati stood up, and the reporters on both sides became nervous.
It seems that these literati usually accumulate a lot of small yellow words.
Another literati stood up, and Li Shaoyan leaned close to Zong Shu's ear and said, "He is Zhou Bangyan's student - Jia Yi." He is known as the first white prostitute and the most glamorous words. ”
It turned out that the heavyweight Li Shaoyan was talking about was him.
Let's not talk about Jia Yi, Zhou Bangyan is a famous lyricist in the Northern Song Dynasty, and in terms of glamorous words, Zhou Bangyan far exceeds the level of Liu Yongliu and Liu Sanchang.
Liu Sanchang's glamorous words are basically colorless, what "holding hands and looking at tears, Lan Zhou urging", can be regarded as a graceful school.
Zhou Bangyan is the same as Wen Tingyun, a typical "flower word school", a proper master of glamorous words.
Zhou Bangyan has an elegant appearance, can write and compose, and the long and short sentences of Yuefu are composed with clear rhyme, and he is the Taile Zheng of the imperial court.
This issue was also good with Master Li before Song Huizong, but when Master Li was already Song Huizong's semi-public lover, Zhou Bangyan still went to soak the emperor's horse, how could Song Huizong tolerate it.
Zhou Bangyan had a close relationship with Master Li and made music for Master Li, and Song Huizong was naturally jealous and wanted to cure Zhou Bangyan's crimes.
At this time, Master Li said a few good words about Zhou Bangyan in Song Huizong. Huizong actually gave Zhou Bangyan an official and made him a Dasheng Lezheng.
This shows how unfirm Huizong's position is.
Jia Yi, as a student of Zhou Bangyan, definitely has a set of glamorous words.
Before Jia Yi could exit, everyone had already opened their mouths to shout.
"Walk in front of the small building. See a beautiful woman and look like a fairy. Secretly thinking about the holy love is like a dream, chasing joy. Holding the hand of the orchid room is unbridled. Say the word of the alliance overnight. Full of sunken sandalwood and spewing smoke. It was reported that the morning dynasty returned late, and returned to Luan. Leave the shark silk as accommodation money. ”
As soon as Jia Yi finished reading, someone said: "What a song "Nanxiangzi", intriguing! ”
The man sat down, and the others were silent.
Because Jia Yi's words seem to be alluding to Huizong! What kind of "holy feelings", isn't it what Master Li is?
There is also "reporting that the early dynasty returned late, and returned to Luan", which is simply a satire that Huizong didn't even care about the early dynasty in order to fight the jungle!
The lessons of the Tang Dynasty have not been long in the past, "the spring night is bitter and short, and the day is high, and the king will not be early from now on".
Jia Yi, this is an analogy between Huizong and Tang Xuansong.
This is a crime.
After Jia Yi finished groaning, Yan Xiaoliu did not arrange for the turtle to come over to collect the bookmarks, and immediately signaled to proceed.
When Jia Yi saw it, he got angry, shook his hand, and left.
Let's go, although this man's words are good, the taste is not strong enough, the color is not yellow enough, and the yellow is not yellow enough.
One stood up and groaned:
Even if the world is a sand gull, the fate will come and go. The fog is separated from the sad autumn, how many times is the carmine pink worried? Melt the spring water and the golden oil, and the spring at the mouth of the Taoyuan cave is not endless. The lights are red to the wine, and the moon is full in the west building. The meat between the legs, you come to tease. Zhu lips together, rubbing and smoking, asking if the slave family is ashamed?
This one won a full house.
A literati in his twenties said loudly:
A whip is happy to return home, the mushroom head is round and red like a glow, the green tendons protrude from the water is endless, I haven't seen him since goodbye, when will the spring love be added again, Jiao Bao Jiao Wa, waist hug, shoulder shelf, words hold in his hand, love has stopped, there is no that, poof. Bursts of sourness, bursts of numbness, sprinkled with water.
This one, even Li Shaoyan shouted good.
It's really better than a song, wonderful.
It should have been almost over, but from a corner stood up another person:
The spring color of Wuling is cold, and the butterfly clothes are pink and the flowers are fragrant and the snow is scattered. Mandarin ducks play dreams of a hundred flowers, like what is the jade boy? Gelou Chu Pavilion, having an affair with you. Mao'er bends, and the spring is overflowing. The butterfly is soft and the flowers are crisp and happy, the clouds and rain in Wushan are speckled, the rain is overturned, and the spring water has not yet dried. Combatable, combatable?
Oh my God, this lyricist of the Song Dynasty is really good!
In addition to the Song Dynasty, literati in other eras also called themselves?
You guys are still far from Sao!
In the end, this got a full ticket!