Chapter 89: Teasing the Lin Mansion
"Lord, our success is just around the corner."
A beautiful picture appeared in front of Li Chengyi's eyes. He sat on the red sandalwood chair where Hu Weiyong was sitting, holding the beast head agate cup, drinking the elixir jade dew, and the beauties around him were like clouds.
In order for this moment to come early, his brain was racing and he contributed another strategy.
In the past few days, Zhu Yuanzhang reprimanded Ji'anhou, Lu Zhongheng, and Pinglianghou Feiju. I think we can pull the two of them to Hu Weiyong's side, so that Hu Weiyong can make waves more violently. Li Chengyi looked at the Lord with a look of expectation of approval.
"Well, that's a good idea. Sincerity, you now know more and more about taking advantage of human relationships. The best way to use the army is to use wisdom, and the highest level of using wisdom is to use the relationship between people, and you can take down the opponent without spending a single soldier. The praying mantis catches the cicada, the yellow finch is behind, we use the chess pieces in our hands well, as long as we sit and watch a good show. ”
Hearing the praise of the Lord, Li Chengcheng smiled contentedly on his face, and the vertical and horizontal ravines almost buried his facial features.
Suddenly, a majestic face appeared in front of him, his smile gradually dissipated, and the wrinkles on his forehead reversed direction.
"Lord, there is one person who is difficult to reconcile."
"Oh? And someone else who makes things difficult for you? Who is it? The Lord tilted his head sideways and waited for Li Chengyi's answer.
"General Xu Da!" Li Chengyi gritted his teeth, and on his neck, which had no lines, green tendons stood out through many obstacles.
"Xu Da is the founder of the country, he has a heavy army, and he is loyal to Zhu Yuanzhang, we must get rid of him. But neither Hu Weiyong nor I could pull him into the water. Xu Da tried his best to avoid us, both inwardly and outwardly. ”
Hu Weiyong couldn't get close to him, so he wanted to eradicate him. Because he has bribed people, embezzled and accepted bribes, bought and sold official positions, and done too many bad facts, after all, he is afraid that one day things will be exposed, and as long as he does not stand by him, he will get rid of those who do not stand by him. But he couldn't get rid of Xu Da. Hu Weiyong sent a lot of treasures to Xu Da's Fushou, but he didn't expect this Fushou to be very loyal to Xu Da, not only did he not agree to Hu Weiyong, but exposed him in front of Xu Da. ”
"Xu Da hated Hu Weiyong for monopolizing power, excluding dissidents, insidious and treacherous, but he was a smart man. He knew that Zhu Yuanzhang was a suspicious person and might not fully trust him, so he didn't tell Zhu Yuanzhang about the bad things Hu Weiyong did, which also saved himself. What should we do with him? ”
"Sincerity, don't worry, you've done a good job." The Lord comforted Li Chengcheng and said, "Xu Da doesn't have to die, there is another person who will indirectly become a useful chess piece." ”
"Who?"
"His son-in-law, Zhu Di." The Lord took a deep breath, accompanied by the aroma of soothing cartilage, and felt the endless pleasure brought by his exquisite layout.
Li sincerely cooperated with the dedication on the thoughtful smile.
"If Xu Da can be at our mercy, Zhu Di's chess piece will be much easier. Zhu Di is the most capable and talented prince among the princes, even better than Zhu Yuanzhang. If Zhu Yuanzhang passes the throne to Zhu Biao, then Zhu Di will inevitably compete for the throne. What we want is for their own people to fight and we reap the benefits. Therefore, we must drive a wedge between Zhu Di and Zhu Yuanzhang to ensure that Zhu Yuanzhang will not pass on the throne to Zhu Di. ”
"Hmm!" Li Chengyi nodded again and again, on that bright spring morning last year, the tragic situation of the captain of the Jinyi Guard with a broken stomach appeared in front of his eyes.
"Last year, King Yan, King Jin, and King Qin all rushed from Fengyang, Anhui Province to respond to the Heavenly Grant Domain. Zhu Yuanzhang was disgusted with him, and he also had a grudge against Zhu Yuanzhang. Sincerity, this is our strategy, unwittingly making their father and son strangers. ”
The Lord's eyes shot a sword-like cold light, as if he was about to smash everything that stood in his way to pieces.
After Nong Qingyun returned to Shennong Palace, he lived like a year.
He changed his usual busy and fulfilling state in Shennong Palace, and took most of the time to pace in anxiety and anxiety.
He had been chasing Shennong Whip for too long, and his repeated failures had made him lose confidence.
He always felt that he had to be fully prepared, but he didn't know Lin Xian yet, and he hadn't thought about how to take back the Shennong Whip from him.
He doesn't fight unprepared, but he feels like he's going into battle shirtless, and he doesn't know how to punch.
In the end, Nong Qingyun intends to take the initiative, and he wants to control the rhythm.
He asked Nong Tieshu to go to Yingtianfu, so that he could know that Lin Xian had returned to the capital as soon as possible.
Nong Qingyun repeatedly instructed Nong Tieshu to invite Lin Xian this time, and quickly.
After Nong Tieshu arrived at Yingtianfu, he pretended to be his old business, a little beggar, and wandered in the streets and alleys of Yingtianfu.
Lin Xian returned to Yingtianfu after shelling Japanese ships in Mingzhou, and waited at home for the emperor to give him a promotion.
Nong Tieshu didn't give him a respite, so he took off his dirty beggar outfit, changed into a glamorous daughter outfit, and came to the door of the Lin Mansion to ask for a meeting.
Lin Xian was dreaming of his promotion at home, and he was disturbed by others and became angry. At this time, he didn't want to go to any palace except the palace.
"Tell her that I'm not free right now, and I'll talk about it later." Lin Xian lay on the table and watched the two crickets fighting each other.
After the family passed the word to Nong Tieshu, Nong Tieshu was furious.
She thought to herself: My father was so anxious in Shennong Palace that he didn't want to eat, and he sent me to invite you, how can I say that we are also a big gang in the rivers and lakes, but you are so big and arrogant, see how I clean you up?
Nong Tieshu circled around the Lin Mansion twice, and saw an old man carrying tofu walking towards the Lin Mansion from a distance.
Nong Tieshu heard Nong Qingshan say that Lin Xian especially loves tofu.
"This tofu must have been sent to the Lin Mansion, so I'll make some fuss about this tofu and let him suffer a little crime." She looked around and spotted a few lumps of cow on the opposite path.
"Hahaha!" Nong Tieshu had the image of Lin Xian grinning in his mind, ran to the trail with a smile, bent down to pick up a small piece of cow, and quietly followed the old man.
Nong Tieshu threw the cow behind the old man, jumped two steps, jumped in front of the old man and shouted: "Uncle! You wait! ”
The old man was startled, took a few steps back, and just stepped on the cow dung.
The old man looked at her with a blank expression: "Girl, are you calling me?" ”
Nong Tieshu smiled and said, "Yes, uncle." ”
"What did the girl call me?" The old man didn't know that there was cow under his feet.
Nong Tieshu pinched his nose and said, "It stinks, uncle, don't you smell it?" ”
The old man raised his face and said angrily: "My tofu was just made an hour ago, why does it stink?" ”
Nong Tieshu stretched out a finger and pointed at the old man's feet: "It's not tofu, it's there." ”
"You say my feet stink? Do you have any morals, girl? My shoes and socks were changed for me by my wife just yesterday, how can they stink? ”
"Uncle, look at the soles of your shoes."
The old man lifted one foot, and a lump of cow stuck firmly to the soles of his feet, embedded in the criss-crossing hemp rope.
"Oops! How can you step on cow? These shoes! The old man put down the tofu picks and felt distressed.
Nong Tieshu bit his lip and held back a smile: "Uncle, there are some small branches on the ground opposite, you hurry up and scrape the cow clean, lest the aunt blame you for soiling your shoes." ”
"I'm sorry, girl...... Good! I'll go. If I stepped on this cow and entered the Lin Mansion, I was discovered by the housekeeper, and I couldn't eat and walked around. ”
After the old man finished speaking, he turned around and left. After taking two steps, he remembered his tofu pick, turned around again, stretched out his hand and pointed at the tofu pick, and shouted at Nong Tieshu: "Girl......"
"I'll watch it for you, you can go quickly." Nong Tieshu hid the packet of colorless and odorless laxatives he had just taken out of his pocket behind him.
The old man left with peace of mind and went looking for the little branch.
Nong Tieshu unceremoniously sprinkled half a packet of laxatives on top of the tofu, and then spread the powder with his hands. The tofu is disguised as if it has not been added.
"Lin Xian, you like to stay in the Lin Mansion, so stay there. I see that you have diarrhea every day, can you stay comfortable? ”
Nong Tieshu clapped his hands, looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, and waited for the old man to come back.
After the old man came back, he was very grateful. Nong Tieshu's warm-hearted heart did not show any flaws.
That night, Nong Tie Shu flew over the courtyard wall of the Lin Mansion and hid behind a stone statue that was not easy to be noticed, ready to catch a glimpse of the tragic appearance of the Lin Mansion.
The subordinates of the Lin Mansion were particularly busy tonight, constantly shuttling back and forth. Nong Tieshu slipped to the place where they were competing to see that it was a latrine.
"The old man stayed in the latrine tonight and didn't come out, he pulled more seriously than us. The kitchen guy is out of luck! ”
A subordinate covered his stomach, and his face was greener than bitter melon.
When Nong Tieshu heard this, he grinned and wanted to laugh out loud. She hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand, it was too late, and the cheerful sound had already pierced the night sky, scattering like a mist.
Nong Tieshu raised his feet and ran, and as soon as he slipped through the smoke, he went under the courtyard wall and flew out.
Outside the courtyard wall, Nong Tieshu pricked up his ears and listened to the movement in the courtyard. There were no panicked footsteps or calls such as "catch a thief or someone break in" from inside the precincts.
Everyone in the Lin Mansion is fighting against their stomachs and latrines, and they have no time to care about other dangers.
"Hahaha! Hahaha! Nong Tieshu laughed loudly and unbridledly, leaning forward and backward with laughter, doubling the laughter he had just held back.
On the second day, Nong Tieshu swaggered to the gate of the Lin Mansion, with full confidence, sure that he could enter the gate of the Lin Mansion.
Yesterday, Lin Xian's entire mansion was tossed upside down, how could they refuse a divine doctor to come and save Lin Mansion?
The gate of the Lin Mansion was closed, and Nong Tieshu stood in front of the door and wanted to get into it.
Shennong Palace is famous for its outstanding medical skills, and Lin Xian should be like seeing a living Bodhisattva when he sees her.
The laxative she gave to Lin Fu yesterday was not an ordinary laxative, but a secret laxative made by Shennong Palace.
Jianghu Langzhong and even the imperial doctors in the palace could not cure the diarrhea of the Lin Mansion, and only the antidote in her hand was the only hope for the Lin Mansion.
Nong Tieshu stretched out a hand and grabbed the iron ring, and was about to knock it.
The sound of horses' hooves came from far and near, and a luxurious official carriage slowly advanced, with a guard in front and behind the carriage opening the road and a mat.