Chapter 398: Eleven's Thousand Layer Routine

Don't say anything treacherous, businessmen do business like this, unless you are not a qualified businessman.

And Eleven really doesn't care about this little money, after all, when he goes out to run errands, all the expenses are covered by Lu Yunshu.

Since it's the boss's money spent, why do you need to feel distressed?

Whoever saves money can't save money for King Wuling's pit goods, unscrupulous Zhou Peeling Boss, if you don't take the opportunity to pit you, you can already be regarded as having a conscience.

It's really boring to wait for the rabbit, so it's better to talk to someone and see if you can make a difference.

Eleven's communication skills are still okay, at least much better than Lu Yunshu's mudslide.

In King Wuling's life, all his skills are probably only used in two places-

It is used to march and fight, and to retreat thousands of enemies;

Then I am looking for a daughter-in-law, I look at it accurately, I like Wen Xueru, and it will remain the same for the rest of my life.

Even if she was once kicked out by her mother, she must be chased back at all costs.

It's just because this woman is worth it.

"Big brother, you also come to drink tea."

The eldest brother glanced at him faintly, and said calmly: "As long as you are not blind, you can see that I am here to drink tea." ”

Eleven:......

opened his mouth and scolded, it can be seen that this eldest brother is not in a good mood.

However, why is it in a bad mood? Seeing that he is dressed luxuriously, he does not look like a poor family.

Eleven was aroused by his curiosity, and he didn't care about him scolding himself, and asked with a smile: "This eldest brother, he is in a very bad mood, is it because he has encountered something bad?" ”

The eldest brother glanced at him faintly, and continued to respond without being salty: "This time the eyes are online, nothing is blind." ”

It can be seen that he is not a little bad, but the whole person is not good.

"What's the problem, can I help?"

"If you have money, you can help me."

"Oh..."

Eleven's interest is full of hooks.

"Big brother, come and listen, maybe I can really help."

"Humph!"

The eldest brother was very unhappy, but he still talked to Eleven.

Anyway, I have nothing to do now, so it's good to have someone to chat with and pass the boring time.

"My money has been stolen and I can't go home to get it, so now I can only sit here and wait for the time to pass."

"Why can't you go home and get it?"

"There is a in the house, I don't dare to enter casually, and she knows that my money has been stolen, and it will inevitably be another washboard beating."

The man said this plainly, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all, isn't this a proper wife's strict character?

Eleven didn't believe it very much, how could a person as shrewd as he could trust a stranger and make an excuse casually.

Most importantly, his statement is illogical, full of loopholes, and an unqualified lie.

"Big brother, I think it's okay, you lost your money, so your sister-in-law wants to punish you, this is not in accordance with the rules, it's like a, and you should be reasonable."

"If I really reason with you, then it's not a, just because I'm a, so there is no reason to talk about it, pick up the bench and hammer it, you don't die or not, she will be angry first."

Eleven:......

I always feel that this passage said by a strange man is too exaggerated, is there really such a fierce woman in this world?

Think about your own princess, that is the real gentle and lovely, kind and sweet, up to the hall, down to the kitchen, very perfect and good daughter-in-law.

It's a pity that the prince is a little puzzled, and the princess is inserted in him, and there is a feeling of flowers inserted in cow dung.

Well, the sky is clear, the rain has stopped, and Eleven feels that he is doing it again, this floating, it is almost in the sky.

"I still feel that something is wrong, big brother, you lost the money, and you are afraid of your sister-in-law, so you don't dare to go home, but when are you going to wait here? Or do you wait for a day and a night and then go home, and your sister-in-law won't punish you? ”

Man:......

Eleven is very good at observing words and feelings, and with just two sentences, he seized the loopholes in the man's words and fought back.

"So, there's another reason behind this."

Eleven has wide eyes, like a curious baby, eager to explore.

"Little brat, seeing that you are still a minor, why are you asking so much? Go, go, go, get out of the way! ”

Seeing that his secret was about to be dug out, the man was so irritable that he directly issued an eviction order and began to drive people out.

Eleven took out a money bag and threw it on the table, and there was a clang, which was enough to see the weight of the silver in the money bag.

The meaning is obvious, if you talk to me again, the money is yours.

Anyway, it's King Wuling's money, and it's not eleven, so he doesn't feel distressed when he is a wealth boy.

The man looked at the money bag on the table, then at Eleven, and in an instant, he changed from a cold male god to a pug licking dog.

"Little brother, whatever you want to know, I can tell you, as long as I know and I understand, I absolutely know everything, and I can say everything."

Ouch, the person who knows the times so well is a good man, and he is a smart person.

"Then let's talk about the reason why you're upset."

Eleven propped his head on one hand, looked at him with a faint smile, and looked closely, it was clearly a taste of ridicule.

"This reason, in fact, is very simple, I lied to my wife, saying that I was going to come out to talk about a business, and I would not go back until dark."

"Then I took the money and prepared to go to Mingfeng Yuan to play a trick, who would have thought that if I ran into a pickpocket halfway, I would directly pull it all away, and I didn't even leave a copper plate."

After engaging in it for a long time, I came out to prostitute - prostitute, no wonder I am so black that my wife is a scumbag.

"If I don't have money, I can't enter Mingfeng Garden, and if I go home to get money now, I will be bumped into by my wife, and I will definitely be suspicious."

"So I had no choice but to sit here and wait, and I couldn't go home until after dark, and the loss of money could be said to be used to invite customers to dinner."

The perfect excuse, there is not a trace of flaws to follow, and it is no wonder that the lady in the family has not been able to find it for so long.

There is a good saying, if you want to steal a fishy cat, you will never be able to prevent it.

Instead of being like a suspicious resentful woman, the best solution is to change to a different cat.

The world is so big, there are so many cats, there are people who steal ape, and there are people who don't steal fish, and you can always meet the right cat for you.

"I see, it's a little sad to be your wife."

"Little brother, look at what you said, what man in the world doesn't steal? If you don't steal a man, you won't be called a man. ”

I'm sorry, my prince doesn't steal, he is a man, a man who stands up to the sky.

"The man who steals the ape often proves that he has the ability, you look at the poor ghosts on the street, they want to steal, do they have the money, do they have the ability to steal?"

"So it is confirmed from the side that the men who steal apes are often capable and capable, and since you have found that kind of man, you should bear the disadvantages brought by him."

This is really, a genius of logic.