347 What to do if you pee into ice
The lake was huge, and the north wind blew unhindered, and the wind helped the fire, and large areas of reeds burned.
"Young master, these golden people only know how to burn reeds, can't they see us?" Cao Zongshen asked strangely.
Zong Shu immediately thought of some customs in Chagan Lake in later generations, that is, burning reeds, of course, due to environmental issues, this ritual was not used later.
When the fishing festival is held in winter, the local gods and goddesses are invited to jump, and then the reeds are set on fire.
Burning reeds is a fairly old custom, just like the fishing festival.
During the fishing festival, the Jin people will invite some famous shamans to jump, and then organize people to burn reeds.
Wildfires burn inexhaustibly, and spring breezes blow and regenerate.
The roots of these reeds are all below the surface of the ice, and only the top is burned, and the roots are still there.
The dead part is burned, and the reed will grow more vigorously in the next year.
During this period, the emperor brought dignitaries and nobles, and burning reeds may make the formation larger, the scene more exciting, and it can also keep warm.
"It's dozens of degrees below zero now," Zong Shu immediately stopped, everyone still doesn't understand the concept of temperature.
"It's so cold now, Jin Ren burns reeds for fire." Zong Shu smiled: "It's so cold, urinating is a problem, and with fire, they are finally liberated." ”
It was originally a joke, but I didn't know that there were really many golden people who dismounted and lifted their bloated robes against the burning reeds.
Don't be so cooperative, okay!
Wu Fei's eyes were straight, and he immediately reacted again, and presented Zong Shu with a sincere rainbow fart:
"Woohoo, the master's decision, up to the sky, down to the earth, as big as the soldiers, as small as trivial, nothing is ineffective, nothing is not ......"
"Gotta gotta stop, stop, stop." Zong Shu immediately interrupted Wu Fei.
This sycophant is a bit too much, and his old face can't stand it.
"Young master, it's cold, why is urinating a problem?" Cao Zongshen was like a primary school student at this time, and he was very interested in this.
"Haha, of course it's not a problem for us. For Jin Ren, it's troublesome, it's too cold, and the urine that spills out will immediately freeze into popsicles! In this way, they didn't dare to move, and as soon as they moved, the guy was broken, just like Tong Guan and Liang Shicheng, they could only be eunuchs. ”
"Young master, Jin Ren is frozen, what should I do? If you don't move, won't you freeze to death? ”
"Call people, there is a special profession, called the urine master, come to Mr. fire, then boil water, and pour it on after boiling. This requires a lot of craftsmanship, and if you water less, you will freeze, and if you water too much, you will burn your life. ”
Zong Shu remembered the ridicule on the Internet in later generations, and as soon as he said it, everyone admired it even more:
What the Grandmaster said, it makes sense! Grandmaster, even this kind of thing is clear.
God, is there anything in this world that the Grandmaster doesn't know?
"Young master, I peed, didn't freeze?" Cao Zongshen felt that the young master was fooling people again.
Cao Zongshen, you are my scholar, why do you always dismantle my platform?
"Haha, we can't freeze because of ours, rough! The golden people are fine, and they flow slowly, so they naturally freeze. ”
Oh, oh, I see, I see!
Wu Fei was excited: "Poor reason, poor reason, everything has its own reason!" Today, I have benefited a lot, I have benefited a lot! ”
Looking at the Jin man who peed on the reeds, everyone subconsciously stood up with a proud face.
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When Zong Shu and the others were admiring the fire by the lake, Wan Yanping was angry.
The Jin people in front of her ordered the fire to be released, but they weren't looking for anyone at all!
One by one, the horses are either cooking a fire or peeing!
But when I think about it, I get angry for a while.
This golden man who couldn't complain about arson, she was in a hurry and didn't explain clearly.
These people thought it was an annual official unified organization.
Wan Yanping hasn't had a good rest for a few days, and has been following Zong Shu since he found out that he had entered the territory of the Jin Kingdom.
When Zong Shu arrived at Yaziluo, she asked a woman to pretend to be her and shook in front of the restaurant where Zong Shu was.
For Zong Shu, an opponent, Wan Yanping has always had a headache.
This guy escaped from her hands many times, and each time he used a different method, and every time something new appeared.
first made the porcelain blow needle, which made her suffer a big loss again and again.
After she found the magnet, she made a magnetic armor, but she didn't expect Zong Shu to change the needle, and the iron needle became a copper needle.
This made her magnetic armor suddenly useless, and instead became a burden on the pursuit.
The most terrifying thing is that Zong Shu can attract "heaven and thunder and fire", no, he can make "little sun".
It was this "little sun" that caused great damage to her troops and brought her great psychological shock.
If it weren't for this "little sun", you wouldn't have to run to the duck to catch him.
In the process of pursuit, I suddenly thought of the yin and yang of the Song people and the theory of the five elements of mutual restraint.
Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, water and fire are incompatible.
Zong Shu's thunder and fire, of course, have to be restrained with water.
Water, where is the water?
After Yan Ping, she immediately thought of Duck Luo! This is the closest and largest lake to her.
As long as Zong Shu is driven to Yaziluo, his "little sun" will go out, and at least, its lethality can be greatly reduced.
So, Wan Yanping mobilized the Jin people along the way to carry out a directional drive towards Zong Shu.
Finally, he drove Zong Shu to Yaziluo and arranged an interception in front of them.
The accident happened, Zong Shu and the others changed the needle, killed her unprepared, and more than 100 people with Jin were blind.
Although she injured a lot of people, Wan Yanping was still full of confidence, because she changed into a horse again.
She guessed that Zong Shu's horse's hooves must have done something, otherwise they would have slipped and fallen on the ice one by one like their own tribe.
Inspired by this, when he changed horses, he wrapped them in animal skins.
When she caught up with Zong Shu, she didn't expect Zong Shu to remove the iron plate on his back and stand on it as a sled!
Dog sledding is fast enough, horse-pulled, that's faster!
Therefore, let Zong Shu run away without a trace.
After sitting on the ice for a while, Wan Yanping felt that this was also another opportunity to seize Zong Shu.
Because this escape will definitely make Zong Shu careless!
He must have thought he had completely gotten rid of it, but it wasn't!
In his own hands, there is another killer feature that Zong Shu doesn't know: sea holly.
No matter where Zong Shu goes, he can grasp his whereabouts at any time.
As long as Zong Shu is still on the ground in the Jin Kingdom, he will definitely be able to catch him!
It's better to catch Zong Shu in Duck Luo, and not let him run around.
Zong Shu has been running for a day and a night, even if the horsepower is sufficient, people should be tired, even if people are not hungry, they should be tired.
This kid will definitely take a break and then leave, where will he choose to rest?
Reeds! It must be here, to rest here, not only to hide, but also to rest comfortably.
There are reeds around it, and there are reed poles and reed flowers underneath, and they are still soft.
With Zong Shu's young master's temper and habits, he must choose the most comfortable place.
Zong Shu wants to be comfortable, but this princess doesn't want you to be comfortable!