Chapter Ninety-Two: The Deadly Elixir
Si Xue exclaimed in fright, staring at Xiao Ya speechless, and Zhao Liang was even more stunned, with a bare ass for a while, not knowing where to hide.
Zheng Luya was also taken aback by Zhao Liang's appearance, and quickly turned around with a flushed face, and scolded angrily: "You bastard! What are you doing in broad daylight? ”
Zhao Liang looked innocent, looked out the window and said, "It's already dark now." ”
"Nonsense! Is that the point? Xiao Ya turned her back to Zhao Liang and stomped her feet anxiously: "You Lang goods, you are worse than Wang Xiaosi." Hurry up and get dressed and come out, I'm looking for you in a hurry! ”
As she spoke, Xiaoya ran out with a red face and a bowed head.
Si Xue Wu was worried: "Immortal Gu was angry just now, it doesn't matter, right?" ”
Zhao Liang comforted while putting on his pants: "It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid, she's not my girlfriend." ”
"What's a girlfriend?" Si Xue asked curiously.
Zhao Liang lifted his pants, put on his robe in a panic, and explained: "A girlfriend is a lover and a good friend, and she can be a wife in the future." ”
Si Xue stood up, helped Zhao Liang tie her belt, and said with a smile: "So, the slave family is the girlfriend of the national teacher?" ”
"Count, count, must count," Zhao Liang was sweating profusely, straightened his clothes and ran out, and didn't forget to shout: "Of course you are the girlfriend!" ”
Zheng Luya stood in the courtyard, kicking the pebbles on the ground with her toes, watching Zhao Liang run out with a roar, and suddenly sneered: "I'm sorry just now, I ruined your good deeds." ”
Zhao Liang saw that Xiaoya was not angry anymore, he was a little more relaxed, and sighed: "I was really scared to death just now, and I didn't knock when I came in, and you saw it clearly." ”
"Bah, who rarely looks at you?" Xiao Ya glared at him and said leisurely: "Besides, what I saw was the Cowherd, not you." ”
Zhao Liang's old face flushed, and he said in his heart: Fortunately, it's a cowherd, if it's me, wouldn't it be even worse? He remembered what was going on and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter with you in such a hurry?" Is there something going on in the harem? ”
"There are no surprises in the harem. I just gave a two-hour class to a large group of girls, and taught them some basic theories of postmodern economics and the logical framework of business management. Zheng Luya's tone was very relaxed: "I hope it will be of any help to the daily operation of the Qin Imperial Palace in the future, alas, their management model is too backward." ”
Zhao Liang was dumbfounded: I'll go, this girl is really bold, and she will do anything unreliable. Also teach girls to learn modern business management? Could it be that she thinks that the level of Gong Dou of these people is too low? It is estimated that with the cognitive level of Qin Shi Huang's wives, they are now all beginning to doubt life by Xiao Ya, right?
But thinking so, Zhao Liang didn't dare to say that, he smiled dryly: "Hey, hey, Xiaoya, you are at a high level, but I don't know what to say." It's all about applying what you've learned, it's amazing, it's amazing. ”
Xiao Ya gave him a blank look: "Come on, don't pat my ass!" You lang goods, hurry up and give it to me! ”
"Huh? Hurry up to you? Zhao Liang was suddenly stunned, and subconsciously tightened his neckline: "You, you, what do you want from me?" ”
Zheng Luya was stunned for a moment, then immediately understood, and kicked Zhao Liang angrily: "What kind of dirty thoughts are you pretending to be in your head all day long?" The old lady is asking you for that pack of sanitary napkins! ”
Zhao Liang had a black line in his head, and thought: I had long expected that this ghost girl would not let me go easily, and specially checked whether I had it with me? He muttered, "What do you want it for?" ”
Zheng Luya's face turned red, and then she pretended not to care and said, "What's so strange about this, my relatives are here." ”
"Your relatives? Also crossed? After Zhao Liang finished this stupid bubble, he immediately reacted again,, the relatives that Xiaoya said were not traditional, and hurriedly confirmed again: "What? Is it time? ”
"yes, who knew you would suddenly ask me to come over and come to your aid, and you will be a little bit of a bit of a shake again?" Xiaoya was a little annoyed: "The concubine in the palace temporarily gave me some cloth tapes, but it was very uncomfortable, so I think I should use yours." ”
Zhao Liang was quite embarrassed: "Mine? When you say that, I feel like I'm a pervert. But it's not on me, I'm going to have to get somebody. ”
"Looking for someone? Who do you want? Zheng Luya couldn't help but be surprised: "Who did you give that bag of things?" Sixue? ”
Zhao Liang waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no, how could I be so confused and give modern things to the ancients." I didn't give it to Sixue, but to Xu Fu. ”
When this sentence came out, the expression on Xiaoya's face became even more exaggerated, and the words "you big pervert" were about to come out.
Zhao Liang hurriedly explained: "Don't think about it, I gave Xu Fu and asked him to help me burn it, so that it will not leave traces of this era." ”
"Are you a fool?" Xiaoya said angrily: "If you want to burn it, won't you burn it yourself?" Hurry up and give me something to get back! ”
Zhao Liang hurriedly agreed, and hurriedly ran outside to find Xu Fu, Xiao Yawu was not at ease with him, and also came out with him. Zhao Liang asked two Taoist children in a row, only to learn that Xu Fu had been hiding in the Dan room, so he and Xiaoya went straight there.
As soon as he entered the Dan room, Zhao Liang shouted: "Xu Fu Xu Fu, where is the thing I gave you, give it to me quickly." ”
Xu Fu was squatting in front of the furnace for alchemy, and when he heard Zhao Liang's shout, he stood up and asked curiously, "Huh...... What is it? ”
Zhao Liang came to him in a few steps, and gestured with his two hands: "It's the small bag I gave you before, it's so big, square, and there are all kinds of patterns on it...... Oops, it's the one used by the fairies in the sky! ”
Xu Fu suddenly realized, and subconsciously glanced at Xiaoya, who was angry, and almost wanted to kill Zhao Liang. I only heard Xu Fu say: "I put that thing in the Dan furnace and burned it." ”
"Oh-" Zhao Liang sighed and said helplessly to Xiaoya: "It's a step too late, he burned it, I'm sorry." ”
Zheng Luya also shook her head helplessly, and said angrily: "Alas, burn it, burn it, it's safer this way, there is really no way, so I can only make do with it first." ”
Zhao Liang spread his hands apologetically, and was about to comfort the other party again, when he suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked Xu Fudao, "What did you just say?" Burned in the Dan furnace? Shouldn't it be burned under the stove? Or is there no difference between the two statements? ”
Xu Fu didn't understand a little, and replied casually: "Of course there is a difference." Under the furnace is the place where charcoal is placed to make a fire, and inside the furnace is the place where the elixir is refined. ”
"I'll go! Then what did you mean by just saying that you put that thing in the Dan furnace and burned it? Zhao Liang was surprised: "Could it be...... Alchemy? ”
Xu Fu scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Encountering such a rare artifact, of course it can't be wasted." I tried to disassemble the artifact and found that there were a lot of small particles inside, which could absorb red lead geranium. The most amazing thing is that after the particles are full of geranium, they can also lock it completely, without the slightest oozing or leakage, which is simply unheard of and unseen. In the past, when we were refining the elixir, we always poured the geranium in the bottle directly into the Dan furnace and mixed it with other medicinal materials, which was inconvenient and very wasteful. But with the fairy girl's artifact, the situation has changed greatly! After I sucked up the artifact with red lead geranium, I put the particles inside and the cotton cloth on the outside, and threw them into the Dan furnace, what happened to you? After the flame at the bottom of the furnace entered the Dan furnace through the hole, it immediately ignited the divine object, and in the blink of an eye, the divine object was burned and completely glued together with all kinds of medicinal materials. The elixir practiced this time is better than the previous one, I don't know how many times! ”
Zhao Liang listened with a blanket look on his face and asked, "Refining the Dan so quickly?" ”
"It's done." Xu Fu nodded: "Red lead geranium has always been the last taste of the elixir, unlike other materials that need to be made for a long time, so after putting it in, it will be done soon!" You don't know, there were too many situations some time ago, and the supply of the pills here has been out of supply for a long time. Many old patrons who had already paid the deposit had sent people to urge, and even Gonggong Liu, who was in charge of the pills for His Majesty in the palace, met me in the palace today and asked me. So as soon as it came out, I instructed my disciples to send it to everyone quickly. ”
Zhao Liang's tone was a little uncalm: "Even Qin Shihuang's share was sent?" ”
Xu Fu said: "Yes, of course you have to come with Your Majesty first." He used the most materials, and I specially arranged for Changqing to go. ”
Oh my God, Zhao Liang suddenly felt dizzy: I don't know what chemical composition is in modern sanitary napkins, will it kill people if you burn that thing and eat it in your stomach? Especially Qin Shi Huang, it is recorded in history that he hung up during this period when he suddenly had a strange illness and the treatment was ineffective, so it won't have anything to do with this, right?
Zheng Luya also had a black line on his face: "Zhao Liang, you ask him, is there any elixir, just one for each of us, kick both legs after eating, and save yourself from being shot by the bureau when you go back." ”
In the early morning, Zhao Liang woke up in a nightmare.
In the dream just now, there was a black figure that grabbed Zhao Liang's throat tightly, so that no matter how much he struggled, he could never break free. In this way, the black shadow dragged Zhao Liang to the Great Qin Palace, Qin Shi Huang was sitting on the high imperial steps, and ordered Zhao Gao, who was standing below, to command a team of Yulin Iron Guards, to tie up Zheng Luya, Lights Out Dao Chang, Xu Fu, Sixue, Xiao Hei and Changqing and other disciples to kneel, and then slash them one by one. Zhao Liang was so frightened that he wanted to shout desperately, but he couldn't make a sound.
Immediately after, the terrifying black shadow grabbed him by the neck again, and passed through the vast space-time tunnel, returning to the real world. There, waiting for Zhao Liang were Deputy Director Guan Lin and Professor Luo of the Historical Evaluation Committee. I only heard Guan Lin loudly announce that it turned out that Zhao Liang was the X-level agent who had disappeared, and he had violated the "National Historical Crossing Law" and betrayed the Anti-Crossing Investigation Bureau. Zhao Liang felt extremely wronged and wanted to protest loudly, but he was still pinched by the black shadow, and he couldn't make a sound at all. And Director Zhang, Teacher Zhu, and Director Tu, who were watching from the sidelines, also looked at themselves with extreme disappointment and couldn't help shaking their heads.
As Guan Lin gave an order and announced the immediate execution of the traitor Zhao Liang, the black shadow let out a sinister laugh, took out a pistol, and put the cold muzzle directly on his head.
At the moment when the trigger was pulled, Zhao Liang woke up from his dream in fright, looked at the roof with his eyes, gasped for breath, and didn't ease up for a long time. The dream was so real that he still couldn't be sure where he was. Is it still on a mission in Daqin? Or has it returned to the modern world?
Zhao Liang took a deep breath, turned his head slowly, and saw Xu Fu lying next to him sleeping soundly, and his heart was steady: Damn, I'm scared to death.
He sat up, trying to remember what had happened. Director Tu once told him that according to the research of the Academy of Sciences, time travel will have different degrees of physical and psychological effects on the traveler, especially for the mental interference of the soul piercing, and there is an immeasurable potential damage. For example, memory loss, hallucinations, loss of logical thinking, persecution paranoia, etc., are all possible. In other words, the probability of becoming psychotic is extremely high.
I, Nima, that nightmare just now, I'm afraid it's not a precursor to mental illness, right? Zhao Liang was secretly frightened: If you go back, you can get a good investigation in the hospital, or ask the director for a leave, and you can't go out on a mission again in a year or two.
Zhao Liang glanced at Xu Fu who was smirking again, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, yesterday Zheng Lu Ya Que nested and wanted the two girls to sleep together, so he drove him out of Sixue's room. Zhao Liang hugged the quilt and forged the Taoist Temple, only to find that this place had been filled with Yulin Iron Guards, and even the kitchen was covered by people. In desperation, he had no choice but to knock on Xu Fu's door and make do with it for a night.
No, I want to defeat that female devil tonight and take back my little Sixue! Zhao Liang was secretly thinking about countermeasures in his heart, and suddenly, without warning, the voice of Director Zhang Mo sounded in his cochlea: "The Eagle's Nest calls Zhao Liang, the Eagle's Nest calls Zhao Liang!" ”