Ride directly on the cow and gnaw it! Then if you don't gnaw it to death, or you just fall to death yourself, you naturally just think about it, and if you really want to achieve it, I'm afraid that Chai Shao doesn't have the perseverance.

In the quiet valley, a marquis and a colt quietly slipped to the cowshed, endured the stench, and selected among several cows, and finally selected an old cow, untied the rope and led it out.

Killing a cow, this is a technical job, Xiao Han, who is even difficult to kill a chicken, naturally can't do this job, look at the size of the cow's hooves, if he is accidentally kicked......

The ending must not be too good!

Fortunately, Chai Shao is very professional in killing cattle!

He led the ox to a secluded place, picked up a stone on the ground, and struck it on the cow's head while the ox was unprepared.

The scalper, who hadn't even understood what was going on, didn't even struggle, he lay straight on the ground, and didn't even scream during the whole process!

Xiao Han saw this sharp strength, and immediately knew that Chai Shao must have done this more than once or twice, it seems that the murderer who lost the cow in Chang'an for no reason should have been found.

The cow is put down, and the next thing is no different from killing a pig, it is nothing more than bloodletting, skinning, and handling the internal organs.

Because these steps were too bloody, the "peace-loving" Xiao Han couldn't stand it at all, so he simply ran to the kitchen alone to prepare condiments, leaving Chai Shao and Xiaodong to roll up their sleeves and fight.

"Hey, the cow is so obedient, why should you kill it?"

After a long time, it was accompanied by curling green smoke and wafting aroma.

Xiao Han was full of guilt, and ate two large bowls of beef in a row...... Well, it smells so good!

After a feast of beef and a full meal, the two brothers, who had not seen each other for many days, touched their round bellies together and lay comfortably on the recliner outside, enjoying the warm sunshine of the autumn afternoon.

"Hiccup~ You just came from Chang'an, do you know how the Turks are doing?" Opening his mouth and burping, Xiao Han remembered the situation in the northwest and couldn't help but ask.

Chai Shao stretched out his hand to block the sunlight shining on his eyes, and replied weakly: "What else?" Those white-eyed wolves who can't get enough of it want to take advantage of the opportunity this time, and it is already a sure thing to attack. ”

"Huh?" Xiao Han took a breath, looked at Chai Shao and asked, "Then why aren't you in a hurry?" If they do call, what are we going to do? ”

Chai Shao, who was on the recliner, was still lazy, as if he was not worried at all, and replied, "What should I do?" Cold! The soldiers are coming, the water is coming to cover the earth, it's really not good, just like you said, blow up his wife! ”

Xiao Han frowned and said, "A few days ago, a letter came from Chang'an, just saying that I should hurry up the production of those things, why didn't I transport them to the front line?" ”

"No luck, no luck!" Chai Shao waved his hand and said: "The things you have here, after the people I brought learn how to use them, they will all be pulled to Chang'an, Your Majesty means that this time try not to use them." ”

Xiao Han had already guessed what Li Shimin was thinking in his heart, lowered his head and thought for a while, then suddenly raised his head and asked, "Brother Chai, if we find a way to kill this kid Jieli, do you think the ending will be better?" ”

"Kill him?"

To Xiao Han's surprise, as soon as Chai Shao heard this, he immediately opened his eyes, glared at Xiao Han and said urgently: "No!" ”

"Why?" Xiao Han asked a little puzzled.

To tell the truth, he really wanted to design a scene: let the dog use a strong crossbow with explosives, ambush somewhere, and shoot this Jieli Khan from a distance, he believes that if the plan is good, this thing is at least seventy percent certain!

Chai Shao waved his hand at Xiao Han in annoyance and said, "You don't understand the form on the grassland!" Kill Jieli, and they can immediately set up a new khan, it's useless! And although this Jieli is treacherous and cunning, but the root is a full straw bag, if he is killed, a powerful one comes up, wouldn't we lose a lot? ”

"Straw bales? Can straw bales gather hundreds of thousands of troops? Can straw bales cross my border every year? Xiao Han asked in disbelief.

Chai Shao smiled and explained: "Don't believe it, the hundreds of thousands of troops, it is better to say that he gathered them, but it is better to say that he flickered over. Listening to the large number of people, it is a plate of scattered sand, and there are conflicts among many tribes, so don't think about it. ”

"That's not a straw bale, can fool so many people, right?" Xiao Han still refuses to believe in the theory that the king of the grassland is a straw bale, and he can't just say that people are straw bales because they have more grass at home, right?

"What kind of ability is it to fool people?" Chai Shao sneered, "You don't know yet, we've been fooling him with those glassware you got for the past two years."

You don't know, now in his royal tent, the most jingling is the glass! It's just that he still moves often, and every time he moves, those glazed irons must be broken, so that we can make up for him again when we pay tribute next time. ”

"Take Liuli, fool him, and fool him for several years?"

At this moment, Xiao Han was really surprised! It was hard for him to imagine how stupid a king would have to do such a thing.

Glass, jade?

You can't eat if you're hungry, you can't drink when you're thirsty! Why do you go home so much? Grave filling?

"Those glasses, shouldn't we have done it to make them easy to break!" Suddenly thinking of this, Xiao Han blurted out.

"How is that possible?" Chai Shao glared, "What we gave them are all first-class goods!" Those swans, all of them are beautiful, even my eyes are red, as for the neck is a little thinner, shouldn't that be? Whose swan neck is as thick as his thighs? ”

Xiao Han was sweating profusely, and he could already think of how Datang sent those gorgeous appearances, but in fact fragile glasses to the grassland. I'm afraid that if these things are tiring to the grassland, they will be damaged in half.

"So, it's a good thing to have a greedy, stupid opponent! He can't die, at least not now! Chai Shao said to Xiao Han earnestly, and after saying this, he thought about it again, and suddenly changed his words, and said coldly: "When we survive these two years, we don't need you to kill him, we will also send someone to the grassland to arrest him back!" ”

"......" Xiao Han nodded silently at this, he is a person who has seen history, and naturally knows what the fate of Jieli Khan will be like a few years later.

Sure enough, these guys in the early Tang Dynasty didn't have a fuel-efficient lamp!

In vain, he was afraid of them, and risked the exposure of the formula to make a big pineapple.

But forgetting that time and space without their own, this group of people still played the extremely large grassland kingdom alive and teared apart, and it was no longer the same as it was back then.

Lying on the recliner with peace of mind, he chatted casually with Chai Shao, and when he learned that Jieli's nephew Tuli was instigated by Tang Jian to be eager to try the throne, Jieli had to leave an army of 100,000 to guard the rear, which made the big stone in Xiao Han's heart fall to the ground.

"Now, there are about 200,000 Turks, Li Jing is blocked in Lingzhou, and Wei Chigong is blocked in Liangzhou. In the rest of the place, most of the people have been transferred, and now the walls are clear, and they are not given food and grass, and with their custom of only bringing dry food for three days, it is estimated that the autumn wind will be beaten. ”

"I don't think we should underestimate them, I heard before that there is a tribe that can attack and kill thousands of miles all the way by drinking mare's milk and eating dried meat, these barbarians are fierce in their bones!"