Chapter 36 Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills
The bamboo ware was sold out, and everyone was rejoicing, but Liu Jia was different, his eyes turned red when he looked at the empty shop.
"I'm going to go somewhere."
He went to buy a few Hu cakes, thought about it, and brought some more copper coins, and then left the East Market.
Dongshi was not far from the imperial city, and when Liu Jia arrived in a hurry, he saw several monks there to negotiate with the sergeants.
“…… The broom star was not good for His Majesty, and the poor monk waited for him to go back to study the scriptures, and found a way to ensure that he could surpass him. ”
The sergeant just shook his head, "You wait to find another place for this matter, we can't take care of it." ”
"Looking for whom? This kind of scourge, Master Xuanzang fell ill after he went back, and it can be seen that he was overcome by this demon. If you don't do it again, I'm afraid he'll show up in the daytime......"
Liu Jia couldn't help but have a picture in his mind: in the blue sky and white day, Jia Ping'an suddenly let out a long howl, and then his body swelled, tearing his clothes, and several tentacles grew out of his torso. The face gradually elongated......
Belch!
Broom God, something didn't mean it.
When Liu Jia heard these words, his heart was already half cold.
"Jia Langjun is not a broom star!"
A few monks turned around, looking strange, and shook their heads slightly, probably thinking that they had met a madman.
"X and Jia Langjun are close, but is X unlucky?" Liu Jia patted his chest hard, but after just a few clicks, he felt itchy in his chest and wanted to cough.
"A certain ...... So-and-so is very lucky! Bad luck all the way, business went smoothly...... Ahem, ahem! ”
The monks all laughed.
"Lieutenant Shao!" Several sergeants suddenly stood still, and then an attendant appeared inside.
The waiter came out and said softly: "The matter of the broom star, the court has already made a decision, and outsiders are ...... Don't make a fuss. ”
Belch!
It's like an adult coaxing a child: stop making trouble.
Several monks were red-faced, and one of them asked, "Dare to ask the lieutenant, what is the decision?" ”
Lieutenant Shao raised his voice a little, and his voice suddenly became sharper, "What is the decision, it has nothing to do with Fang Wai, you wait for the six roots to be impure, you can go to see Xuanzang, and there is no dispute with him to learn from the world." ”
He turned and went back.
A few monks were silent.
At this time, Jia Ping'an, the station of the hundred horses, had already been mentioned.
Tang Xu sat on the top, surrounded by two hundred horsemen.
Jia Ping'an sat down, and Tang Xu said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty fell ill when you came to Chang'an City this time, so it stands to reason that ...... Damn it! ”
This threat is worse than a woman's, what else can a woman say...... If you don't take a bath, you won't be allowed to go to bed tonight.
Tang Xu could only threaten with this illusory reason.
As soon as the word "reasonable" came out, Jia Ping'an was relieved and knew that his life was coming.
He looked panicked, trembling slightly with fear.
Tang Xu was very satisfied with the effect of his threat, "But Your Majesty is merciful!" So forgive your great sins. ”
Jia Ping'an showed a look of ecstasy, and arched his hand in the direction of the palace, "Thank you, Your Majesty, long live Your Majesty, long live......"
Ahem!
At this time, there were not so many courtesies, and Tang Xu felt that such a broom star was very low.
But he unconsciously relaxed his guard and vigilance, and looked at Master Jia more and more pleasing to the eye.
"What you said last time made a hundred horses meritorious."
He cannot be said to have made fewer mistakes, but can only be vaguely explained by meritorious service.
But......
Who is Master Jia?
As soon as Tang Xu said this, he concluded that he had made a meritorious contribution to this matter.
Princess Gaoyang and the debater monk had a vigorous extramarital affair, which was interrupted by Emperor Taizong. From the moment the debater was executed, the woman became half a madman.
Such a madman said that he wanted to rebel, and it was estimated that Li Zhi was not interested in caring about it. He was just watching.
The emperor is watching the play, and the hundred horses are going to stir up, what is this not death?
Thinking of this, Jia Ping'an smiled, very grateful.
Tang Xu was satisfied again, "I heard that no one dares to approach you in Huazhou?" ”
This is a bit of!
After the bamboo ware is sold, if Jia Ping'an returns to Huazhou, he is guaranteed to become a lucky star and everyone welcomes it.
But since Tang Xu said so......
What is he trying to do?
Jia Ping'an smiled and arched his hand, "Yes!" After suffering for many years, I was able to get peace in these few days of the hundred horses. ”
The young man ...... Very interesting.
Tang Xu finally smiled, "You have no relatives and no reason in Chang'an, but do you have a place to live?" ”
What do you want to do with this?
Jia Ping'an was puzzled, but as an old driver, he chose to say, "Yes!" It is not easy to live in Chang'an, and it is too expensive to travel against the tide. ”
"In this way, the hundred horses provide you with a place to stay......"
Jia Ping'an's heart was shocked, and he glanced up at Tang Xu.
The horizontal flesh on Tang Xu's face was tense, and he seemed to be smiling.
Hundred riders provide shelter, isn't that ...... Army?
The rules of the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty are twenty in the army and sixty out.
He was only fourteen years old and unruly.
So what does this mean?
Jia Ping'an first said sincerely: "Thank you for the kindness of the school captain, but I don't have a Chang'an household registration and can't live here for a long time." ”
Chang'an household registration is not a big road goods, it doesn't matter if you can't get it.
Jia Ping'an threw out the household registration to test, if Tang Xu refused, then the matter would be simple. Then he figured out the matter of the bamboo shop and returned to Huazhou, especially for at least two or three years away from Chang'an City.
Chang'an, please forget me.
Tang Xu suddenly snorted, and the horizontal flesh on his face trembled, "This is a trivial matter." In this way, you will live in Chang'an......"
I......
Jia Ping'an kept smiling, but the 10,000 sentences of MMP in his heart had already been exported.
Staying in Chang'an City, under the noses of the emperor and important ministers, someone remembered the existence of a broom star one day......
He can be whitewashed and soared.
Big guy, what do you mean?
He looked excited, "Dare to ask the captain, can a certain person really live in Chang'an?" It's just what does a certain person do for a living? ”
It's always not okay to sit and eat the mountain, right, can you still give your brother a fortune?
"Huh!" Tang Xu's body loosened slightly, "Baiqi lacks a paperwork, you can do it." ”
Jia Ping'an instantly understood.
After he was brought in, in order to save himself, he reminded Tang Xu to avoid stepping on thunder once. Most of this matter was known to Li Zhi.
Li Zhi saw that this young man was still smart, and thought that it was not appropriate to let this broom star go free in Huazhou, what if someone used it one day?
In the end, as soon as he summed it up, he simply got Jia Ping'an under his nose, so that he could respond to any changes.
Gee!
Xiao Li's means.
Jia Ping'an thought of one thing......
When he arrived in Chang'an City, Li Zhi became ill, is this true or false?
Most of them are false.
It's a pitfall.
Master Jia was cheated for the first time in this world.
Who said Xiao Li was weak and incompetent?
Jia Ping'an got up and arched his hand, "I've seen the captain." ”
The joy on his face made Tang Xu feel good.
"In this case, you will go and explain the bamboo utensils first, and then go back here to find a place for you to live."
Tang Du got up and patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction, "You're good." ”
Jia Ping'an was like a newly recruited rookie who saw the chairman of the company, and smiled very humbly.
- Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills!
……
When he saw the sky outside the imperial city, Jia Ping'an felt a little like a world away.
"Broom God ......"
The headache-inducing voice came.
"This is the Imperial City!" Jia Ping'an felt that sooner or later he would be affected by this fanatic.
"Broom god ......" Liu Jia burst into tears and choked up: "A monk said that he wanted to surpass you before, and I thought you were going to ...... Unexpectedly, a lieutenant Shao came and said that the DPRK had its own disposal, and he was afraid that you would be locked up, so he went to buy Hu Biscuits. ”
He was carrying a big burden and looked very heavy.
"There's some copper coins here, and I'm going to give them to the guards."
Jia Ping'an wiped a handful of non-existent iron window tears, and felt that Lao Liu was not bad.
Jia Ping'an said with relief: "This matter is already settled, by the way, how about the bamboo?" ”
"Okay?" Liu Jia was overjoyed, "Shout according to what you said, sold out!" ”
Jia Ping'an paused for a moment.
"Broom God, let's go back to Huazhou." Liu Jia even lost his mind about opening a restaurant in Chang'an, and felt that it was better to stay in a small place in Huazhou, and the small days would be more comfortable.
"I can't go back." Jia Ping'an was very melancholy.
"Why?"
"From this day on, so-and-so is the document of the hundred horsemen."
Belch......
In an instant, Liu Jia's eyes lit up, "The paperwork of the hundred horses? I'm dripping! Baiqi is His Majesty's confidant, the clerk of Baiqi...... That's not something that ordinary people can do. ”
There was more worship in his eyes, and he only felt that his broom god was really omnipotent.
"Peace! Hahahaha! ”
The laughter of the traitor Xu echoed in front of the imperial city.
"You can be regarded as coming out, you didn't see the old man fighting Ma Yuan before, and the cheap dog slave also impeached the old man, saying that the old man asked you to come to Chang'an City, it was ill-intentioned, but His Majesty said that his illness was too thoughtful. Hahahaha! ”
Later, Xu Jingzong said what happened in the court before, and Jia Ping'an knew that the big sale of bamboo was also one of the reasons why he could get away with it.
"You are the lucky star of the people of Huazhou!" Xu Jingzong said proudly: "Go back and follow the old man back, and the people of Huazhou will cheer for you." ”
Lao Xu looked like a child proudly, and when he saw Jia Ping'an's gloomy expression, he said in surprise: "What's wrong?" ”
"Hundred Horsemen recruit a certain clerk."
Xu Jingzong: "......"
Is this worrying about me?
Jia Ping'an was a little moved.
"Hahahaha......"
The traitor Xu's famous laughter rang out again.
He laughed enough, lowered his voice, but couldn't suppress his smug emotions, "Peace! Baiqi is His Majesty's henchman, and you have entered Baicai...... In the future, if there is anything wrong with the old man, you will ...... Yes! He pressed his hand and raised his eyebrows proudly. hinted that Master Jia would open the back door for himself at that time, showing favoritism.
This old thief!
Jia Ping'an blushed angrily, thinking that after training for so long, how could this old thief still be a traitor?
Xu Jingzong also felt speechless, so he raised his face, coughed dryly, and said shamelessly: "The old man is upright and loyal, where do you need to suppress things." ”
"Shameless!" Jia Ping'an was very pleased with Lao Xu's change.
As long as he goes in a good direction and does good things, then no matter what his starting point is, it will be fine.
At this time, the depressed Ma Yuan also came out.
When he left the imperial city, he saw Xu Jingzong talking to a young man, and he was very affectionate, so he asked, "Who is that young man?" ”
The sergeant said, "Broom Star." ”
Ma Yuan muttered: "Is he the one who made the old man lose face?" ”
He was ready to beat the water dogs today and clean up his old enemy Xu Jingzong, but in the end it was himself who was cleaned up. Then the emperor buried his chance to be promoted with a frivolous word...... And all of this came from this teenager.
"A certain was broomed by Xingke!"
Ma Yuan's tears are like springs......
……
Lao Xu reflexively tossed for two and a half weeks, bent his body, and landed on the ground: "The old man is upright, his sleeves are breeze, and what he has read in his life is just a recommendation ticket." ”