Chapter 52: Who is not a teenager anymore
Lu Zifei asked in surprise: "What's the matter, did you meet an acquaintance?" ”
Li Lin said: "People are quite familiar, familiar with the kind of people who want to fight when they see each other, but I didn't expect them to come to Luoyang." ”
Cao Feng said: "This incident started because of me, and Xiu only knew the identity of my aunt, what about these two people?" The origin is not small, one is Yang Sheng, the younger brother of Concubine Yang, and the other is Luo Kang, the younger brother of Concubine Luo, the second concubine relies on the favor of the saint, and their younger brother is also flying and domineering, once we made a fuss over a trivial matter, and now they will definitely find trouble as long as they see me. ”
Lu Zifei said: "Why, the affairs of the harem are all involved outside the palace, even if the second concubine is favored, I think their strength is far worse than the Cao family, right?" Not to mention your aunt, even if your family wants to clean them up, it's not difficult, right? ”
Cao Feng bowed his head and said: "I told you, my father was given a copy by Lu Xiangshen when he came back from the northwest, and now he is idle at home, the position of the Cao family is very embarrassing, and the position of me and my father at home is also very delicate, so my father told me not to conflict with them as much as possible." ”
Lu Zifei said with a smile: "Just this little thing, you two can't handle it, and you usually blow it to me with cowhide." ”
Li Lin said unconvinced: "What, Xiucai, do you have a way?" If you beat them, we will both obey you. ”
Lu Zifei looked at Li Lin and said: "Don't use the radical method on me, it's easier to deal with the two of them than to memorize ten articles, believe it or not." ”
Cao Feng said: "Xiucai, what do you say, the two of us will help you charge into battle, and it is good to export evil anger." ”
Lu Zifei said: "Do these two big brothers listen to my command? Lu Zifei pointed to the guards behind him who were protecting the three of them.
Cao Feng said: "There is no problem, pointing to the east and the east, pointing to the west and the west, saying that there will be no breath left to kill, if you play a heavy hand, there will be no room for maneuver, is this good?" ”
Lu Zifei looked at Cao Feng contemptuously and said: "You are so bold that you are embarrassed to say that you are a child of a family, but now they can't get up when they lie on the ground, and the two hens fall in the phoenix group and think they are phoenixes." ”
Lu Zifei said to the guards behind him: "Two big brothers, look at my gestures for a while, clenching your fists means beating to death, one finger is to break two legs, two fingers is to break three legs, understand?" ”
One of the guards said, "Three legs are there!" ”
Lu Zifei pointed to the middle of his legs, Li Lin and Cao Feng subconsciously tightened their legs, Li Lin said: "This matter is big, have you thought about the consequences?" You're certainly not in danger, but your status in your cousin's heart may be much lower, just two waste materials, do you have to pay such a big price for it? ”
Lu Zifei said: "It is indeed excusable that the two of you have put such good resources together to make it look like today, your IQ is not enough, and you have to make up the weight!" I've got all the food in my head! ”
Cao Feng asked, "How can it be in my head just after eating it?" ”
Lu Zifei said: "It means that your brain is full of, understand?" Li Lin covered his mouth and smiled secretly.
Cao Feng said angrily: "Xiucai, if you don't let me get angry today, I will let you know why the flowers are so red." ”
Lu Zifei was just about to go out, and when he saw that someone had intercepted his beard, a scholar came out to stop Yang Sheng, and said loudly: "All the people standing here today are admiring it, and the two of you are messing around here and affecting everyone's time, it's a bit inappropriate, right?" ”
Luo Kang looked at the scholar and said, "You count that green onion, your master, you don't know whose belly it is still in when I walk sideways in Kaifeng City?" Whoever didn't tighten their belts let you out. ”
The scholar's angry face turned blue and said: "It's really insulting, the teacher and the girl are also everyone, how can you meet such a vulgar thing, no wonder you can't see her true face, what if you chase from Kaifeng to Luoyang." ”
Yang Sheng and Luo Kang were about to hit the scholar, and suddenly Lu Zifei came out of the crowd with something, Yang Sheng happened to touch Lu Zifei's body, and the sweet potato in Lu Zifei's arms fell to the ground, Lu Zifei picked up the sweet potato and looked at it carefully, put it in his arms and said: "How did I hear that there are stinky farts everywhere, who is farting." ”
Yang Sheng looked at Lu Zifei and said, "It's the first time I've seen someone use an immortal jump on me, and you'll make you feel good." ”
Lu Zifei said to Li Lin: "Have you seen two pigs with onions in their noses?" ”
Li Lin said: "See, it's still two pigs, even if they insert green onions, they don't look like elephants!" ”
The people around all laughed when they heard the conversation between Lu Zifei and Li Lin, and those who had good deeds were still shouting in the back, Yang Sheng and Luo Kang saw that Li Lin and Cao Feng's eyes were red, it was really the enemy who wanted to see their eyes red, not to mention this kind of loss of face in public.
Yang Sheng looked at Cao Feng and said, "Who else should I be?" It turned out to be you two ground rats, why did you have the courage to do it right with our brother today, is it the courage that this little white face gave you? It is very qualified to be a scholar in white and pure. ”
Lu Zifei's face remained unchanged, watching them fight, and when Yang Sheng finished speaking, he said: "You broke my family heirloom, you compensated me, and this matter is over." ”
Luo Kang said: "We give you money, do you dare to ask for it?" ”
Lu Zifei smiled and said, "Dare! Why don't you dare, my heirloom nine generations of single biography, you broke it, why don't I dare to ask for it, this is Luoyang and it's not Kaifeng, even Kaifeng He also has laws, unless the law is set by your family. ”
How could two second ancestors who didn't learn and didn't know how to speak be the opponents of high-achieving students who graduated from the law department, Yang Sheng also looked at Lu Zifei with a smile and said: "Then how much is your heirloom worth, you name the number, I will compensate you." ”
Lu Zifei said: "Fifty million yuan, one child is not too much, and one child will not be less, take it out?" ”
The people who watched the excitement didn't expect that Lu Zi would have to ask for so much money, 50 million yuan, and the treasury of the Great Song Dynasty did not have so much cash, and things seemed to be becoming more and more interesting.
Yang Sheng said: "It seems that you are entertaining our two brothers, don't say that you are a broken thing, even a hundred yuan of gold is not worth so much money, and it is a lot to give you five times, if you want to find trouble, you can directly open your mouth and say, don't play these tricks." ”
Lu Zifei still said with that smiling expression: "I said this thing is worth 50 million yuan, he is worth 50 million yuan, don't say that I said this in front of you, even in front of the emperor, I still say this, do you believe it?" ”
Yang Sheng and Luo Kang were frightened by Lu Zifei's momentum, they couldn't tell whether Lu Zifei was telling the truth or a lie, thinking about what was worth 50 million yuan there, or was it tricked, it seemed that it couldn't be solved without doing anything, Lu Zifei stretched out two fingers to the two people behind him, and the two saw Cao Feng nodding and rushed towards Yang Sheng and Luo Kang.
There is no need to imagine the ending, how can the two sons and daughters whose bodies have been hollowed out be the opponents of the two thugs, the mouth and nose are full of blood, and the expression on the face can no longer be seen, the two guards stopped, Lu Zifei was very angry, because the two guards did not follow his meaning, he turned his head and glanced at Cao Feng, still looking at the two people lying on the ground with a smile, and stepped on Yang Sheng's calf without anyone expecting it, and the bones broke in response, and then Lu Zifei did not stop, It's a fair three legs that make the two of them brothers and sisters.
Yang Sheng and Luo Kang had already fainted in pain, the scene was silent, Lu Zifei glanced left and right, and saw an uncle who bought baked cakes with a flat pole carrying a burden to sell fried cakes, and the long-term use made the flat pole dark and swarthy and conspicuous, he walked to the uncle in front of him and took a few steps back, Lu Zifei picked up the flat pole and tried it in his hand, the weight was just right, and the eggs of the two should be left with this one that will leave them with unforgettable memories, right?
It wasn't until Lu Zifei took the flat shoulder and gestured at the root of the thighs of the two that everyone knew what Lu Zifei was going to do, such a delicate young man dared to do this kind of thing, and everyone dared not imagine that Cao Feng wanted to pull Lu Zifei over, but Li Lin blocked him, if he didn't do it now, he would definitely make all the previous efforts done by Xiucai go to waste.
Luo Kang woke up and saw the most terrifying thing in his life, for a moment Lu Zifei saw that his pants were stained with water, mixed with some yellow unknown objects, Lu Zifei lifted the flat pole and poked it down, Luo Kang fainted again, the flat pole did not poke down in the end, it was blocked, and the person who blocked it Lu Zifei seemed to be a little impressed.
The man said, "Why should Lu Gongzi have the same knowledge as them? You are a person with status, isn't it your share to meet them? Now that the ancestor can help you get rid of it with a word, this flat burden will be difficult to say. ”
Lu Zifei still looked at this person with a smile and said, "Did I see you there?" ”
The man said: "I was fortunate to follow my ancestor to Lu Gongzi's house, I didn't expect Lu Gongzi to remember me as a little person." ”
Lu Zifei said: "Then you should know my character, you are sure that you want to block me today and keep these two people, you are not as smart as Wei Chi, nor do you have his eyesight, so you are not as good as him." ”
The man was choked by Lu Zifei's eyes and words, he didn't know whether his action was right or wrong, he still hoped to keep these two people in his heart, Concubine Yang and Concubine Luo would owe him two favors, he thought that Lu Zifei would give himself this face, he even reported the name of the ancestor, but he forgot one thing, the ancestor would be towards him or towards this young man.
The middle-aged eunuch gritted his teeth and said, "Master Lu Gongzi has let go of the two of them in large numbers, and if there is anything to do with Gongzi in the future, he will not give up." ”
Lu Zifei laughed and said: "You come forward, I will give you face, tell Grandpa Wan about this matter when you go back, and then I will send a letter to the capital, you are a fool who is really brainless, I dare to take care of my affairs." After speaking, he slapped the eunuch in the face a few times.
Lu Zifei took out a handkerchief and wiped his hands and continued: "I gave you face, I hope that Concubine Yang and Concubine Luo's face can save your life, and after the two of them wake up, make it clear to them, I will see the two of them again in Luoyang, and I will throw them into the Luohe River to feed Wang Ba." ”