Chapter 494: Ridiculous

I want to marry Her Royal Highness the princess of the Central Plains.

Gu Bao understands this history.

He also knew that in the end, it was not a princess who married, but only a clan girl, that is, Princess Wencheng, who was titled.

Li Shimin's meaning is very simple, let Gu Bao, as an envoy, go to Tubo to have a look, and then marry the princess of Tubo back.

In this way, he was willing to consider whether to marry the princess to Tibet.

If Gu Bao remembers correctly, before Princess Wencheng got married, it seemed that the two countries had a good fight.

Li Shimin seemed to ignore it, causing Songtsen Gampo to become angry and send troops to attack the Tang Dynasty.

At least that's what posterity wrote.

I didn't expect things to be the same, but Li Shimin first asked Songtsen Gampo to marry a princess.

Gu Bao's eyes were a little dumbfounded, the two of them married each other's daughters, what should this be called?

It seems that Songtsen Gampo didn't marry his daughter, right?

So what are you going to do on your own?

"Why, you don't want to?"

Seeing that his expression changed and changed, Li Shimin couldn't help asking.

"Ah, it's not."

Gu Bao whispered: "Your Majesty really plans to marry the Tubo princess?" ”

Li Shimin frowned and said, "He wants to marry my daughter, why can't I marry his princess?" ”

Gu Bao couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, if you marry his daughter, isn't it .......?"

"Isn't it?"

Gu Bao sighed and said, "You marry each other's daughters, what should you call them?" ”

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment and nodded, "Good guy, if you don't say it, I really didn't expect this stubble." ”

Gu Bao said: "Yes, you can take advantage of her, but how can you let her take advantage of you?" You're a old. ”

Li Shimin laughed, looking very happy to be coaxed by Gu Bao.

After a while, Li Shimin said: "Then what do you say?" ”

Gu Bao thought for a while and said, "It's better to let them marry the princess to your son." In this way, if you can marry their princess, you will not suffer when you are old. ”

"That's a good idea."

Li Shimin stroked his beard and smiled, and suddenly said, "It's not appropriate!" ”

"What's wrong?" Gu Bao didn't understand.

Li Shimin frowned and said: "Princess Tubo is a princess anyway, I'm afraid it won't work to let him be a concubine." ”

Gu Bao was puzzled: "Your Majesty has so many heirs, could it be that they are all married?" ”

"That's not true, it's just that those who should be married are married, and the age that is not yet is enough. Besides, I don't want their princess to be a Tibetan princess. ”

Gu Bao has nothing to say, dare to love you and look down on other princesses at all.

"What then?"

Gu Baodao: "Or, why don't you choose any one from the clan and let him marry this princess?" ”

Li Shimin shook his head, looking like he couldn't make up his mind for a while.

"By the way, there's a solution."

"What?"

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Aren't you kid quite good at soaking women?" ”

"Your Majesty, the minister doesn't, I'm very simple, I don't understand anything."

Gu Bao's heart was pounding, don't be kidding.

"Left and right are not suitable, but their husband mainly took a fancy to you, and then I finally found out, and I gave you a marriage under the fury of thunder. Wouldn't it be wonderful to let the Tibetan princess be your concubine? ”

"Ahh

Gu Bao raised his mouth and looked at Li Shimin blankly.

"It's a very good law."

Li Shimin said with a smile: "In this case, even if the Tubo side wants to complain, there is no way, after all, it is not because of our Tang Dynasty, it is their princess who is willing." ”

After a pause, Li Shimin said: "You kid remember, when you get there, you must not show interest in the princess, you must return to the border of the Tang Dynasty before you can show it and seduce her." Otherwise, they would have been seduced at that time, and if they had changed princesses, this matter would still be fine. ”

Gu Bao's mind was in a mess, and he suddenly felt that the ancient people were actually quite good at playing.

is no worse than modern people, the key people are all dare to think and do, and dare to shake the pot openly.

"Your Majesty, don't be joking when you're old."

Gu Bao said with a smile: "I heard that those foreign women have a very strong smell on their bodies, and if I get married, I won't be able to sleep at night." ”

Li Shimin said displeasedly: "The country needs you to share your worries and sorrows, so you have to dedicate yourself to the country, what is there to be dissatisfied with?" ”

Gu Bao had a bitter face, "Your Majesty, Weichen can't do it." ”

Li Shimin flicked his sleeves and said: "If you can't do it, you have to do it, the benefits are indispensable to you, Princess Tubo will give you a concubine, what else is not satisfied?" ”

Gu Bao was so angry in his heart, he didn't want it from others, so he threw the pot at Lao Tzu.

Could it be that Lao Tzu can only be a pot picker?

"After the princess of Tubo marries you, the dowry from Tubo, as a reward, I don't want any of it, I will give it all to you."

"In addition, your identity as a colt is not very suitable, as long as you successfully hook up, I will make you an earl! The Divine Decree will be by your side at all times, and as long as you succeed, you are an earl. ”

Hiss!

Gu Bao gasped.

Datang rarely gives him knighthoods, but he didn't expect Li Shimin to give himself such a big title as soon as he became a knight.

You know, there are still small titles that need to be in the back, such as viscounts, marquises......

To put it bluntly, Earl is definitely the pursuit of many people, but they can't pursue it.

It is those princes, some of them are only good, but they don't have titles.

"How?"

Seeing Gu Bao's shocked appearance, Li Shimin couldn't help laughing.

This time, he was made an earl, but he was generous.

But there is no way, if you don't give a little identity, with Gu Bao's identity, why should you marry someone else's princess?

He can not care, Songtsen Gampo will definitely care.

"Your Majesty, is there any prefix in front of this earl?"

Gu Bao suddenly remembered something.

Li Shimin laughed loudly: "Good boy, you are still not satisfied, what prefix are you going to want?" Merry Earl? ”

"This is too cheesy."

Gu Bao said: "I feel very good about the Count of Monte Cristo. ”

"Monte Cristo?"

Li Shimin frowned and said, "What does Monte Cristo mean?" ”

"It's not interesting, I just think it's majestic."

"Whatever you want, you just hook up with the other party's princess, and everything is yours."

Gu Bao said with a bitter face: "I said Your Majesty, there is also a princess wife by the minister's side, if she doesn't agree, the minister's family can't stay." ”

"It doesn't matter."

Li Shimin said with a smile: "My daughter knows the general situation. You are winning glory for the country, she will definitely figure it out, and say goodbye to the princess as your concubine, and you will be disciplined by her when you enter the palace, what is she not satisfied with? ”

Gu Bao had a headache and said: "I can't say this, if you want me to make an envoy to hook a girl, let Gao Yang agree, otherwise I will be uneasy, you always know, I am a very loyal and loving boy." ”

Li Shimin laughed.

......

Gu Bao was driven out of the inner palace by Li Shimin, leaving Princess Gaoyang behind.