"Don't look at me like that, I'm actually a very kind person." Wang Yin said to the trembling pigs in the yard.

After saying that, all the people and pigs cast contemptuous eyes at Wang Yin: Do you believe this?

Are you embarrassed to say that you are kind just now?

Didn't you see that pig still cowering there and doubting that the pig was born?

Are you all blind when we are?

"To be a pig is to have the consciousness of being a pig." Wang Yin gently patted the head of the pig next to him, so frightened that the pig collapsed directly to the ground: "Your task is to eat and sleep well, and give me a calf if you have nothing to do." Every day, I am comfortably served by others until I am successfully liberated. ”

The people in the yard have been completely confused by Wang Yin's commotion, and Wang Yin's serious appearance of reasoning with a group of pigs is really... Forget it, my eyes hurt...

"Young master, someone at the door asked to see him, saying that he was from the palace." At this time, Wang Er came over to report.

"Bring it in." Wang Yin waved his hand at him.

"I've seen Uncle." An old eunuch in his fifties walked over and saluted Wang Yin.

"What do you call it?" Wang Yin looked at the old eunuch's gray hair and thin body, and suspected that Li Shimin had released water to himself.

I won't be able to live for a few days, are you sure you didn't find me a living father for me?

Lao Li, you did it on purpose, right?

"Our family name is Zhang." The old eunuch arched his hand and said.

"Lao Zhang, right?" Wang Yin nodded at him: "Did the guys bring them all?" ”

"Uncle, please." As he spoke, Gonggong Zhang opened the backpack on his body and stretched it out in front of Wang Yin.

"Just bring it." Wang Yin hurriedly pushed it back, and subconsciously took a step back: "You don't need to show me... ”

After all, no man will have a good impression of these things, Wang Yin even felt a chill in his crotch at the moment...

"Okay, let's set off, remember what I just said, if anyone is not honest, he will be beaten half to death!" Wang Yin said to the pigs.

When Gonggong Zhang came in just now, he was startled by the pigs in the yard, and now when he saw Wang Yin talking to the pigs, he was even more confused: Could this uncle have a bad brain? I usually don't make mistakes, why does Your Majesty punish yourself like this?

After all, in his opinion, isn't it punishment to work next to someone with a broken brain.

It's just that when he saw that a group of pigs really understood Wang Yin's words, and honestly followed Wang Yin and walked outside, Zhang Gonggong felt that it might not be Wang Yin's brain that was broken, but that he was blind...

What's wrong with the world ...

Am I old and dizzy or am I blind...

Chang'an City

A few gorgeously dressed boys were walking on the road with a smile, and when they passed by a corner, they happened to bump into Wang Yin.

Everyone saw a young man dressed strangely with white hair walking towards this side, followed by a few heads... Pig?

The son-in-law who took the lead was startled, and just wanted to scold, but when he saw the mighty herd of pigs behind Wang Yin, he immediately became dumbfounded, and flashed to the side from his heart.

Seeing more than a hundred pigs walking past him, several sons and brothers were completely stunned.

Is this a popular form of entertainment in Chang'an City? Could it be that he is falling behind?

We know that dogs and birds are walking, but when did the pig play start?

"Huh?" At this time, one of the sons was puzzled.

"Brother Wang, what's wrong?" The rest asked.

"Looking at this person's age, dress, and white hair, it can't be wrong," Brother Wang muttered, "It should be the newly promoted Lantian County Bo --- Zhongguo General." ”

"Is that true?" Everyone was surprised when they heard this, after all, they were told that the boy who walked the pig turned out to be a general and a county uncle, and it was a little difficult to accept...

"That's right, I heard my uncle talk about it, and that county uncle is like this."

When everyone heard this, they believed it, and this uncle was a small official in the ministry, so it was not surprising that he could know the news about this.

"Tsk, the dignified county uncle and general actually did such an insulting thing!" One of the sons said with a disgusted face.

"Shhhh Brother Zhao said carefully! Brother Wang hurriedly stopped him from continuing, turned his head and looked around at the good luck: "I heard my uncle say that this uncle is very valued by His Majesty, don't cause trouble in vain." ”

Made! This second goods!

You don't look where this is?!

If people listen to it, can there be good fruit to eat?

It doesn't matter if you are hammered, if I am also hammered, where can I cry?

No, judging from the IQ of this product, it's better to stay away from her in the future!

Brother Zhao still had a disgusted expression on his face when he heard this, but he didn't say anything more from his heart.

Chang'an City, the most prosperous place in Datang, the magnificent and gorgeous Zhuque Street is the hub connecting the outside world with this bustling hub.

Now this ancient city of a thousand years ago is being crossed by the mighty army of Page...

As Wang Yin marched towards Suzaku Street, more and more people saw this scene, and immediately began to discuss.

"Uncle, what is this little Langjun doing with so many pigs?"

"You melon baby, who will I ask if you ask me?"

"Humph! It's insulting! ”

"It's a pity that such a handsome little man would do such a thing...

"Huh? I remembered that this Xiao Langjun seemed to be the one who killed people on the street before. ”

"Really?"

"It should be, after all, I can't find a second person in this picture, let me tell you, I heard my uncle's second aunt's third aunt's third uncle's fourth nephew's brother say that this young man was first made a general by His Majesty, and then became an uncle, and that Quyuan plough was made by him."

。。。。。。

The speed at which the rumors spread was not ordinary, and after a while, the melon-eating masses all got the news: this young man driving the pigs was the newly promoted general of Zhongguo and the county uncle of Lantian County.

Tsk, the dual identity of the general and the uncle is openly driving pigs on Suzaku Street! The people of Chang'an City were completely stunned by Wang Yin's commotion, this scene was simply too ...

My eyes hurt so much...

A few bold bear children even quietly leaned over and reached out to poke the pig in front of them.

"Don't touch me." The pig snorted dissatisfiedly, shook his body and flicked the bear child's hand away.

It's a pity that in people's eyes, it's just that the pig moved, and seeing that the pig is so good-tempered, the bear child is even bolder, and even a few directly stretched out their hands and pulled the pig's ears.

"These people are so annoying, don't you care?" The pigs immediately protested to Wang Yin.

Hearing the protest of the pigs, Wang Yin turned his head to look and saw a group of bear children ruthlessly destroying the pigs.

"Get out of the way, these pigs are fierce! Beware of biting you. Wang Yin scared at the bear children.

Made! These bear children are so full that they have nothing to do!

Isn't that messing up on me!

The pigs also snorted a few times when they heard Wang Yin's reprimand.

When the bears saw that the owner of the pig had spoken, they withdrew their hands and ran away.

The people who eat melons are amazed by this spicy-eyed picture and watch strongly.

After all, in this ancient era where entertainment was scarce, Wang Yin's play allowed them to talk for a few days after tea and dinner.

What happened to Uncle? Let's take a look at it and don't break the law.

As Wang Yin walked out of the city, there were more and more onlookers, and gradually the traffic became congested.

The city guards who discovered the situation also rushed over as soon as possible.

originally thought that someone was making trouble or something, but after seeing that it was Wang Yin, a group of people suddenly became painful.

After all, now Wang Yin is among the city guards, and everyone knows about it, and the above has specially explained that as long as Wang Yin does not rebel, he can't care about what he does.

Seeing the situation in front of him, the team leader had a heart, but he was afraid that there would be a stampede or something, and he would be the unlucky one at that time.

This immortal is really.,What are you not good to play with, you have to play with pigs.,Isn't this asking us for trouble.。。。

Forget it, I can't mess with it, I can't afford to mess with it...

Thinking of this, the team leader stubbornly leaned up: "Uncle, who are you?" ”

"Out of the city, can't you see it so obviously?" Wang Yin glanced at the team leader, and said in his heart that this buddy's IQ seems to be a little insufficient? I have to talk to Lao Li when I go back, dare to use such goods to defend the city, is my heart too big?

"Uncle, look at this... The team leader pointed to the crowd around him and said.

Wang Yin had been taking the lead in the front before, but he didn't pay much attention to the situation in the back, but now when he heard the captain say this, he turned his head and looked at it, and suddenly his heart was a capitalized 'slot'!

When did there be so many people? This is most of the melon-eating masses in Chang'an City gathered? If this continues, I'm afraid that Nima will have a stampede.

"So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and get to work! Wang Yin couldn't help but complain to the team leader.

When the team leader heard this, he immediately commanded his subordinates to evacuate the crowd.

"Do whatever you want! You've never seen a pig, have you? Those who don't leave will be dealt with as trouble! ”

"Of course I've seen pigs, but it's rare to have so many pigs, especially the pigs that my uncle drove himself. . . ." The crowd muttered quietly and dispersed cooperatively.

After all, if you follow the pig and get caught in prison, it's not worth thinking about it.

After the crowd dispersed, Wang Yin finally drove the pigs out of Chang'an City.

Although Wang Yin is gone, today's strange stories of 'the uncle driving the pig' and the 'general driving the pig' have quickly spread in Chang'an City.