Cheng Demon greeted him and said, "Didn't you come back last time?" ”

"Can that be the same?"

Cheng's mother said angrily: "The distance is so close, you have been married for so long, and you have only come back once, so you are embarrassed to say." ”

She looked at Gu Bao, "Xiaobao, come back often in the future, don't be embarrassed." ”

"Okay!"

Gu Bao agreed cleanly.

"Look at the people."

Cheng's mother taught her daughter a lesson for a while, and then brought a few people into the house.

"Tell you to play, mother. I have something to say to your sister. ”

Cheng pouted: "What are the words, I can't listen to them?" ”

"You little kid, what's there to hear?"

Cheng's mother Nunu mouthed, "Hurry up and get out." ”

Cheng chattered displeased, and twisted his little head to the side.

Gu Bao looked funny.

Then he said: "Then I'll take her out to play, and you can talk about yours." ”

"This kid is not sensible, so it's troublesome Xiaobao."

"It should."

Gu Bao walked up to Demon Cheng and flicked it on her head.

"Let's go, I'll take you out to play."

Cheng Na glared at him, but still walked out with him obediently.

"Where are you going?"

Gu Bao pondered: "I just entered the house, it's not easy to go out, why don't we go to the backyard to hide and seek?" ”

"What peek-a-boo?"

"It's hide-and-seek."

Gu Bao felt that children should like these tunes.

How do you know that as soon as you say it, you will be despised.

"Hey, brother-in-law, you're not too young, why do you still play games played by mentally handicapped children?"

Crouch. Trough. You're big. Damn.

Gu Bao, that sweat.

Hide and seek is a game for children with intellectual disabilities.

He said with a tiger face: "You tell me clearly, why are you a mentally retarded child?" ”

Cheng chattered with his hands on his hips, "I think that when I was a young girl, I liked to play these mentally retarded games, and now I think about it every time, it's really embarrassing." ”

Gu Bao: "......."

"Hey, what do you say is good for fun?"

Cheng Demon said smugly: "Nag is also an adult, let's play some adult games." ”

Brother Bao's heart almost missed half a beat.

He looked around nervously, then turned his head and said, "Isn't it okay?" The poor road is not ready. ”

Cheng chattered with pure eyes, "Do you want to prepare anything?" ”

Brother Bao thought in his heart, yes, what else is there to prepare for this?

He said, "Here, the heart should be prepared. ”

Cheng chatter's eyes were even more suspicious, "What do you want to prepare?" ”

Gu Bao rolled his eyes, "You little girl talks too much, let's start?" How to play? ”

"Let's start with a swing then."

Hiss!

Gu Bao was intoxicated.

This chatter looks small, but the heart is not small.

But isn't this Datang?

Aren't the coming-of-age games on some of Li Yu's works unique to the Qing Dynasty?

But it can't be done.

"Let's go, play on the swing."

Gu Bao rubbed his hands, "Go to the backyard?" ”

"Hmm."

Cheng chattered and whispered, "Just go to the backyard." Can't be discovered. ”

Gu Bao only felt that his heart was like a deer.

I know how to play.

......

After a while, Gu Bao said weakly: "Isn't it swinging?" ”

He pushed the swing again and again, and his face was loveless.

"That's right."

Cheng chattered happily: "Isn't this just swinging?" ”

Gu Baoqiang couldn't help but be displeased, "Didn't you say adult games?" Do people have to talk about it? Otherwise, what's the difference with a beast? ”

Cheng chattered happily swinging and said with a smile: "Isn't this an adult game?" We are not allowed to play on the swings in our house, only adults are allowed to play. ”

Gu Bao: "....... Does it make any difference? ”

"The child is too small, and if he falls, he will be unlucky."

Gu Bao didn't give up, "But what's the difference between this swing and peek-a-boo?" Not the same mentally retarded games? ”

Cheng chattered and was about to bite him when he turned around.

"Bang!"

With both hands off the reins he was grasping, Cheng Youyou was face down, and decisively fell down and gnawed a mouthful of mud.

Gu Bao looked at the little Lori lying on the ground.

Startled, he quickly pulled the swing that was swinging.

Squatted down and pulled her up, "Are you okay?" ”

"Phew!"

Cheng Na wiped his face, and his mouth was full of mud.

Crying small. The face is wrinkled.

"Bad brother-in-law, you dare to say that chatter is mentally retarded, I will bite you to death!"

As he spoke, he was going to bite him again.

"Brother-in-law admits his mistake."

made Cheng Na into such an embarrassed appearance, Gu Bao quickly admitted his mistake.

Otherwise, if you go back to complain, you won't be able to eat and walk around.

"Huh, bad guy!"

Cheng chattered for a while, and rolled his eyes, "Ah, Sister is here?" ”

Gu Bao hurriedly looked back, and then felt a pain in his neck.

"Lying. Trough! ”

Cheng chattered hurriedly back, crossed his hands on his hips, and said proudly: "Hehe, let you say that I am mentally retarded, now you are not even mentally retarded!" ”

Brother Bao wants to cry without tears, what is this?

There are a lot of demon girls in the Tang Dynasty.

Woo, why didn't the poor road cross over to the big coward?

With Cheng Zhu Li's pressure, it is simply a blessing for men......

Lori like Cheng Nag, is still silent and soft and easy to push down in the big cowardice?

"Brother-in-law, what do you want? My eyes are glowing. ”

Cheng chattered and reminded loudly.

Gu Bao wiped his neck and muttered, "It's dirty, it's mud on my brother-in-law's neck." ”

Cheng chattered angrily: "This girl's mouth is full of mud, what are you talking about?" Bad brother-in-law! ”

Gu Bao said: "That's different, the mud in your mouth can be spit out, and the mud on your neck won't be wiped clean for a while." ”

He smiled mysteriously, "Poor Dao would rather you put mud in Poor Dao's mouth than to be put on your neck." ”

Cheng Nag was provoked by him and shouted: "Silly brother-in-law, then I'll get your mouth." ”

As he spoke, the man had already come up.

Crouch. Slot, is it so exciting?

Brother Bao was drunk, so he quickly put his mouth up.

"I'm blocked!"

Cheng Na looked at the big mouth in front of him, and the mud that his left hand had been grasping for a long time was directly stuffed over.

Fortunately, Brother Bao found out in time, Rao is like this, or he was made of mud all over his mouth.

"Where did you get all this mud?"

Gu Bao is so angry, what about the one who said that he would use his relatives?

Cheng chattered proudly: "Naturally, this girl caught it." When he hit me and fell to the ground, he had already calculated that he would take revenge. Hahaha. ”

Gu Bao: "......"

mmp

The first time I saw this Nizi, it wasn't like that.

Sure enough, there is a sister's demeanor.

It's not a family, it's not a door.

"Still playing?"

Gu Bao felt that it was better to be a demon Cheng.

This little Lori, relying on her youth, is too good at playing tricks on people.

There is no way to teach a lesson.

"Keep swinging."

Gu Bao yawned, "You can swing by yourself." Poor Dao doesn't have the kung fu to accompany you. ”

Cheng chattered unhappy, "I told Sister A, saying that you want me to kiss you." ”

Gu Bao was so angry, and said hurriedly: "Why did the poor Dao come from such a mind? Poor Dao is your brother-in-law, people can sleep randomly, but they can't talk nonsense. ”

"What, it's rice that can be eaten indiscriminately. My brother-in-law really has no knowledge. ”