Chapter 115: Deliberately
Chenshi, it should be eaten, this time, but it is not early, fortunately Camellia woke up, rubbing her neck and I don't know what the situation is, but I saw that there was a woman next to me at some point.
was silent for half a second, looked at her face carefully, and slowly said two words, "Ziyan?" ”
"He's not Ziyan, her name is Ying Jiu."
"Shadow Nine?" Camellia may have been beaten in a daze, or her head was dull in the morning, and she was a little stupid.
"Forget it, don't wake her up, let her sleep a little longer, and when she wakes up, I'll tell her to explain to you herself." Camellia has also been with Hu Xiu for a long time, there is no problem with character or anything, and it doesn't matter if she knows the existence of Ying Jiu.
"Huh? Oh~" Although Camellia was very puzzled, she was very well-behaved and didn't ask much.
"Put on your clothes and get ready for dinner."
The emperor and the sergeants and soldiers also had Bai Sha and Tang Guang, and their fists naturally also hit, this thing all depended on self-consciousness, and they probably felt how much it benefited their bodies.
Mansion, inside the dining room
Today's dishes are still light and tasteless, Hu Xiu ate a big bowl of rice, and was resting on the chair, lying still when he was full, which was really comfortable.
Half-squinted, but heard a person walking out not far away, how do you look at the clothes, think it's mine?
As soon as her feet were empty, she almost fell to the ground, it was Ying Jiu, how did she wake up? No, the question now is, why is he here?
The women also saw Ying Jiu, except for Chen Yien, Gao Chenghui and Akai Kikako, they all saw her. often climb the house, climb the window and enter Hu Xiu's room, no matter how you say it, there are several sides.
However, this kind of behavior is best not to have Oh, this is considered the crime of trespassing on the house, and those who commit this crime are sentenced to up to 3 years in prison or criminal detention, and in reality they have to go to prison.
"Grandma Gao, I'm here." Shadow Nine scurried towards this.
"Hehe~ great-granddaughter, are you getting up late? I'm hungry, or I'll let someone serve some more dishes. ”
The great-grandmother's great-granddaughter shocked everyone, the great-granddaughter of Hu Xiu's great-grandmother, that is also royal.
"Introduce me, Jiu'er, Hu Xiu's mother's goddaughter." Grandmother pulled Shadow Nine along.
Hu Xiu looked at Ying Jiu with a different color, according to her age, so she is my godsister? I haven't seen her say it before, but it's really uncomfortable to be a generation lower for no reason.
A few more girls, seeing Hu Xiu lowering his eyebrows, this pulled Hu Xiu's mother, and then remembered that Hu Xiu's mother was dead. After all, Hu Xiu remembered the sad things, but they didn't know that Hu Xiu was difficult to accept because he was a generation lower.
"Grandmother, I'm not hungry either, just eat as much as I want, and I don't need to add more vegetables." Shadow Nine broke the dull deadlock.
Hu Xiu raised his head slightly, and smiled at her with a hard face, damn, there is an inexplicable more nominal sister, doesn't he have to call his sister every time they meet in the future?
"Okay." Grandmother Gao replied.
There was an extra chair, a bowl of rice, and a mouth for eating.
Ying Jiu seems to be particularly able to eat, this big table of dishes, only nearly half of it, after all, the people who eat are all girls, and Hu Xiu doesn't have much appetite for this kind of meal, so there is a lot left.
She ate it all in a while alone!
"It's so full, burp~" Shadow Nine lay on the chair without any image, and his mouth was still full of burps.
The meal was naturally withdrawn, and everyone rested for a while, and Hu Xiu spoke up.
"How did you remember the exercises I gave you?" Hu Xiu said to the women, as for the exercises, it was naturally the one that Akai Kikako gave to Hu Xiu.
All the women chattered, and they all said that they had almost remembered it.
"Really? Okay~ All of them came to me first to memorize them, and they went through them one by one. "Physical training, it's not a joke, if you're not careful, you can get a big deal.
"Ah~" They only heard a burst of wail.
"Don't talk to me, it's useless, when the time comes, something happens, then you really have to scream." Hu Xiu didn't have any affection for them.
People came up one by one to endorse the book, Hu Xiu took the booklet, and they each had a copy, and those who hadn't taken their turn were all cramming there.
The first one to come up and carry it was Akai Kikako, now she is called Yin Qiuhua here, but she is very powerful, and the score of each word is not bad, and the direction of running qi and blood is not bad.
Hu Xiu stared at her carefully, out of the control of those people, she was very conscious of cultivating, and now she was a first-order martial artist.
Subsequently, one by one is not as good as the other, especially this time it is Lamu's turn, this baby, really gave her a big surprise.
Kakaton, one sentence by one, translated into Hu Chinese, a total of dozens of sentences, she did not memorize a sentence, there is really hers, it is estimated that the back of this sentence and a reminder, it is estimated that it is just temporarily holding Buddha's feet, remembering.
"No, no, Shi Ling'er, Xiao Hei, those of you who already have cultivation techniques, and Yin Qiuhua, you can go first, but in the future, you have to come back." Hu Xiu waved his hand again and again, and his back was like this, except for Akai Kikako, nothing else.
All the women were one by one, but Akai Kikako and Kagejiu didn't leave, "Lamu! Hu Xiu's eyes were sharp, and he looked at our little Lamu baby at a glance, and he didn't know when he slipped off the seat, she wanted to run.
"Ah~I want to go to the toilet~" Lamu can read Hu Guo's writing, but when he first recognized the words, he was about to drive her crazy, and now she has to memorize what kind of labor and management books, she almost wants to fall asleep when she looks at it.
"Go to the toilet? Okay, I'll take you, big and small? If you don't come out for a quarter of an hour, I'll have to tell your sisters to take you out." Hu Xiu warned.
"Okay~ just carry it!" Lamu's eyes rolled, and he didn't know what the hell he was thinking.
glanced at the two girls who were sitting there and didn't want to go, Akai Kikako couldn't do it, she was too good to talk, and Lamu had to play a tug-of-war with her there.
That's only Ying Jiu, Hu Xiu summoned her hand, this sister still can't say a word, although the relationship between her and Hu Xiu is already like a sister and brother in Hu Xiu's opinion, but she can't say it, she just can't say it.
"Later, this little guy will go into the toilet, and you will watch her from the side, she has a lot of ideas, she is very skinny, pay attention to me, don't let her run away." And every once in a while, look your head inside. ”
Hu Xiu whispered in his ear, he was helpless about the little baby Lamu, twelve or thirteen years old, not at all at this age, the little girl was so quiet, and her ability to mess around was great.
"yes, okay." Ying Jiu nodded subconsciously, Hu Xiu was so close to him just now, her heart was about to jump out.
As for a quarter of an hour, it was just a joke to take her out of the toilet, and if she really pulled half of it out of the toilet, it would be a big joke.
Mansion, near the latrine, Hu Xiu was not far from the door, constantly walking back and forth, one of the things he hated the most was that sometimes, there was no point in waiting, it was a waste of life.
Don't tell him that the wait at this time is intentional and meaningful? After a while, wait for a puller? What's the point of waiting for someone else to.
However, this mansion is really good, convenient, and it is built so quietly, and there is no peculiar smell in the air, which is the same as the thatched toilet in his Hu Wang's mansion.
Hu relaxed, and his brain hole was released, and he didn't know what to compare with this toilet, which one of the in it didn't stink?
Just turning his head like that, Ying Jiu screamed, and Hu Xiu hurriedly shouted, "What's the matter?" "Ying Jiu's temperament is also stable, why did he suddenly shout.
"She... She seems to have fallen~? Ying Jiu said intermittently.
Hu Xiu's head crashed for a second and fell in? This falls in the latrine, where else can it fall, of course, only in the pit!
Hurriedly ran over, it was really a dog, and when I went to the toilet, the person was pulled into the pit, and Lamu was also a great talent.
This toilet is still divided into men's and women's toilets, the man on the left, the woman on the right, Hu Xiu rushed in in a hurry, because if it is to go to the toilet, it must be squatting, falling into the manure pit, and it must be the ass falling first......
In the women's latrine, Lamu stood in the dung pit with a calm face, and most of her legs had already sunk into it.
"......" no matter how you look at these two legs closed, it looks like they jumped into it on their own initiative!
"Come and stretch out your hand, I'll pull you up~" As long as it's not a person who is trapped in it, it's easy to say.
"I'm going up, do I still want to endorse?" Lamu asked with an innocent face.
"Don't!" Hu Xiu's two words were almost said through gritted teeth, this Lamuzhen wouldn't jump into the dung pit because he didn't want to endorse it!
"Okay, stupid big guy."
"Reach out~" Hu Xiu didn't mind her title at this time.
beckoned his hand, as for letting Ying Jiu go up and pull, no, Ying Jiu went to pull, he watched from the side, this is a little unreasonable.
"No, if I let go, my skirt will be dirty." The was already past her knees, but fortunately her skirt was not too long, and the two of them carried it in one hand, just right, and it didn't get.
"It's dirty, throw it away, I'll buy you one!" Hu Xiu hurriedly said, if you continue to rub like this, you will fall deeper and deeper.
"No! I love this dress! I don't want her to get dirty. ”
"Okay." Hu Xiu rubbed his temples helplessly, holding a little guy, there was no way, "You be careful, I'll carry you out now." ”
Hu Xiu knelt on one knee and on the ground, leaned down, a foul smell came to his face, held his breath, stretched out two big hands, supported Lamu's armpits, and pulled it out hard.
Ramu's feet pulled out of the, and she unconsciously shook her legs.
The scene of "......" quieted down, people had water on their legs, and they accidentally threw it on others, they had on their feet, and they threw everywhere.
Fortunately, all he threw was clothes, Hu Xiu lowered his head and looked at his front chest down, more or less stained, this dress was not wanted, he turned his head and looked at Ying Jiu, okay, his two clothes can't be wanted.
The clothes that Shadow Nine wears are also its clothes! Hu Xiu can't wait to beat the little guy in front of her, her specialty is to make others angry.
Knowing that his legs were full of, he threw it everywhere after pulling out the dung pit.
"Let's go, wash his legs, and ass."
"I'm just covered in shit on my legs, why do I have to wash my ass?"
"Did you just?" Hu Xiu asked Lamudao.
"Pulled."
"Did you wipe your ass?"
"Nope."
"Then you didn't wipe it, you didn't wash it?"
"But I usually wipe it for me by Sister Camellia, and at Uncle Baal's, Barcelona helps me wipe it."
Hu Xiu rolled his eyes helplessly, this guy is so big that he can't even wipe his buttocks. I don't even have the slightest ability to take care of myself.
In this world, there is also toilet paper, but it is not so soft, it is more comfortable than the paper in our homework book to wipe the butt, and it is not so panicked.
"In the future, if you shit yourself, I will wipe it myself, if one day, I want to know, if you let the camellia, or someone else help you wipe your ass. I'm going to lift your skirt and spank your ass in front of everyone, you know! ”
Hu Xiu said viciously.
"Spanking~" Lamu's legs tightened subconsciously.
"Don't move!" If she moves again, will fly around again.
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ps: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" records: There are mountains in the North Sea, which are called the mountains of the hidden capital. The black water comes out of the Yan, and there are birds, snakes, leopards, tigers, and fox fluffy tails.
According to the "Historical Records of Yin Benji", Shang Qi's mother, Jian Di, was in the suburbs and gave birth to Shang Qi because she was pregnant with an egg swallowing a bird. This became the basis for the legend that the Xuanniao was the ancestor of the Shang dynasty. (This paragraph should be PS in a later chapter)
The crime of trespassing into a dwelling refers to the act of entering a citizen's house against the will of the members of the house or without a legal basis, or refusing to leave the house after entering the house after being asked to do so.