Chapter 119: Unlucky Zhang Dagui

"Since it's okay, then I should go, or I'll be discovered." Cuizhu said nervously.

"Send her back." Zhang Dagui didn't raise his head and said a word.

Cuizhu got into the carriage, and a man in black drove towards Chang'an City.

When he was halfway there, Cuizhu opened the curtain and said to the front: "This road doesn't seem to be back to Chang'an, right?" ”

"Huh~ That's right, it's true that I'm not going back to Chang'an." The man in black stopped and dismounted, and pulled out his waist knife: "It's to send you back to your hometown!" ”

"What are you going to do!" Realizing that it was not good, Cuizhu hurriedly ran off the carriage.

It's just that she just got out of the car, and the knife mixed with the whirring wind has already cut over.

"Bang!"

A gunshot rang out in the night sky.

"Speaking of which, this thing is really magical," Zhang Dagui took a sip of the tile brew, and sniffed the oil in the barrel: "Could it be that the rumor that the owner of the tile building is an immortal is true?" ”

"Shopkeeper Zhang, there seems to be something wrong with this thing." The man in black shook for a while, but found that he couldn't find anything.

"I'll see." Zhang Dagui immediately became nervous when he heard this.

After all, this is the only opportunity to enter the general's mansion to steal things, and I will definitely strengthen my precautions in the future, if something goes wrong with these two things, I will not be able to explain it to the master's family.

"It's weird... Zhang Dagui shook vigorously a few times, but there was still no wine or oil flowing out.

A group of people slapped and beat the two machines, tossing and turning for more than ten minutes, but still had nothing to gain.

"Why hasn't Zhao Liu come back yet?" Only then did Zhang Dagui realize that the man in black before seemed to have been gone for a long time: "Wait, something is wrong with this!" ”

Zhang Dagui thought about it carefully and found that all this was going a little too smoothly.

After all, it's the General's Mansion, shouldn't the precautions be so lax? Not even a night watch?

And this kind of thing that is so important to the tile building is so casually placed in the room, and there is not even a guard?

"Oops! We were fooled! Zhang Dagui finally reacted at this time.

On the big tree outside the house, Wang Yinzheng; Standing on the branch with the green bamboo.

"Hey, this old boy just reacted." Wang Yin smiled, raised the blue rose and aimed at the two machines in the courtyard: "I will give you a big gift." ”

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

Two gunshots broke the silence of the night, and Lu Dage and the others, who heard the sound, were just about to be on guard, when the two machines on the ground exploded instantly.

The force of the explosion was not great, but it blew the skin of the machine open, and a strong stench quickly dispersed through the air.

"Ahem... Bah! What is it... Why does it stink so much! "A group of people were immediately recruited.

The strong stench drilled into everyone's noses, and the smoked group closed their eyes, but they still couldn't stop the tears from flowing out.

This is sour... It feels like falling into a dung pit and accidentally eating two catties...

A group of people suddenly fell to the ground and fainted.

"Ahh The sudden gunshot frightened Cuizhu and threw himself into Wang Yin's arms.

Feeling the softness on his chest, Wang Yin complained: Sister, you hit someone with the ball...

"Young Master... Are they dead ... Cuizhu asked in a trembling voice.

"No," Wang Yin smiled: "It's just a month, don't think about going out." ”

The stink bombs produced by the system are no joke...

"Okay, the play is over, let's go back." Wang Yin jumped to the ground with Cuizhu in his arms and let go of his hand.

As a result, Cuizhu suddenly sat down on the ground and tried to get up twice, but he didn't stand up.

"What's wrong with you?" Wang Yin asked suspiciously.

"Young Master... I... My legs are weak... Cuizhu whispered.

Although it was all arranged by Wang Yin tonight, Cuizhu was still very nervous along the way before, especially when the man in black wanted to kill her later, which frightened her even more.

Coupled with the gunfire just now, as soon as he relaxes now, the whole person is soft.

"You're too daring." Wang Yin put away the blue roses, picked up the green bamboo and carried it on his back.

Well... THE TOUCH ... It should be more than Ling Xue's sister.。。。

"Young Master... Why don't we report to the authorities? Cuizhu whispered the doubts in his heart.

"What's the official, it's finally a little fun." Wang Yin said casually, and said in his heart: Sister, you can't understand the pain of idle eggs~

Cuizhu looked confused: The young master tosses so much, just to play?

"But young master... The two machines broke down ... Isn't it a pity? Cuizhu wondered again.

"Fake." Wang Yin parkoured all the way and rushed home.

"Young master, this gold..." Cuizhu touched the gold in his arms and asked in a low voice.

"You keep it, it's your appearance fee." Wang Yin came to the door of the house and jumped over the wall.

"Young Master... I mean... Can this be exchanged for copper coins? . . After Cuizhu got off Wang Yin's back, he asked in a low voice.

"Hey, you little money fan." Wang Yin stretched out his hand and rubbed Xia Jiba on the green bamboo.

Following

In the early morning of late autumn, the air was still relatively cold, Zhang Dagui and the others shrank back and slowly woke up.

"I'm so dizzy... Zhang Dagui rubbed his head and muttered in a daze: "Why am I sleeping here?" I remember last night... ”

But before he could recover from the fragment, a violent stench hit again.

"Ahem... Bah! What is it... Why does it stink so much! Zhang Dagui almost fainted again.

"Did you fall into the manure pit? Why does it stink so much? Zhang Dagui yelled at the people in black, but more stench came directly into his mouth, and Zhang Dagui, who was choking, almost rolled his eyes.

"Ahem... Bah!... Shopkeeper, it's the smell of you。。。 Ahem. The man in black said, covering his nose.

Although they had covered their mouths and noses vigorously, they still couldn't stop the invasion of the violent stench, and they couldn't open their choked eyes.

Really spicy eyes...

In the end, everyone finally found the source of the stench: inside the two machines that exploded on the ground, some unknown metal fragments were scattered on the ground along with the residue of the pig's large intestine, and the violent stench emanated from here.

"Shopkeeper Zhang... Ahem... Bah!... WHAT HAS HAPPENED to us ... I'll report it to my family truthfully.。。。 Hello for yourself! The man in black said this with difficulty and walked outside.

It's just that when they left, everyone was two feet apart...

Zhang Dagui stood up with difficulty and walked outside, his heart sinking to the bottom.

This matter was smashed by himself, and it is estimated that there will be no chance in the future, thinking of the punishment he is about to face, Zhang Dagui feels cold, and even the stench around his body has been forgotten for a short time.

Zheng family compound

"Did you fall into the manure pit?" The butler stood five feet away, looking at the group of black-clothed people in surprise.

"Butler, listen to me... The leader of the man in black took a few steps forward and spoke.

"Stop! Just there and say, don't come here! The butler subconsciously took a few steps back and said.

"Last night we we... The man in black embarrassedly told what had happened.

"Got it, you guys get out of here!" The butler said disgustedly: "Don't come back without an order." ”

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"Master..." The housekeeper said to Zheng Ze.

"What does it smell like?" Zheng Ze frowned: "Just say it there, don't lean over." ”

"Whoa." The butler looked embarrassed and recounted the words of the man in black.

I was so far away just now, and I was even stained with the smell...

"This Wang Yin is a little clever... Zheng Ze frowned: "It seems that we have to change our strategy." ”

"The place to buy wine in the tile building is Zhaojiazhuang, right?" Zheng Ze seemed to be asking the housekeeper, and he seemed to be talking to himself.

"Huh," the housekeeper responded, then looked at Zheng Ze and asked, "Master, where is the Drunken Immortal Residence?" ”

"Let's change the shopkeeper." Zheng Ze said indifferently: "Tell Zhang Dagui and give him a month." ”

Zhang Dagui returned home with an earthy face, after all, he couldn't go to the restaurant with this smell on his body now.

"Get out of here! Did you fall into the manure pit? As a result, as soon as Zhang Dagui entered the house, he was blasted out by his mother-in-law with a stick.

"Zhang Dagui, you get out of the old lady, and come back when you have no smell on your body!" Zhang Dagui's wife directly blasted him out of the house and plugged in the door directly.

"Uncle, okay, give some." A beggar came over begging all the way and raised the broken bowl at Zhang Dagui: "Uncle, okay... ”

"!" Zhang Dagui scolded impatiently.

"You don't have to go to the Drunken Immortal Residence in the future, give you a month, if you throw the tile building, you know the consequences." The beggar whispered to Zhang Dagui.

"Uncle, okay... The beggar picked up the broken bowl and walked away.

Looking at the back of the beggar leaving, Zhang Dagui knew that he was finished.