Chapter 332: Xianbei didn't take a bath all his life
In the cheers of the surrounding crowd, Liu Yujing walked to a secluded corner, sat down, he slammed his arm, just now he and Liu Yi also fought for two hours, although outsiders seem to be still as stable as Mount Tai, but after all, he is a mortal fetus, and the muscles are already about to tear apart, although Liu Yu is very sure that holding on like this will consume Liu Yi's medicinal power to dissipate and finally win, but this will also cause some internal injuries to himself, and take the initiative to give up, It's not entirely to take care of Liu Yi's face.
This big swing of his arm made his bone joints "crackle" for a while, which made his stagnation muscles feel much better, but he heard a sneer behind him: "I can't imagine it, I can't imagine it, you Liu Jinu will actually give up this powerful king, or give it to Liu Yi." ”
Liu Yu didn't look back, he already knew that it was Murong Nan who approached him, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he said calmly: "It's not exactly a concession, Xile's performance today is very good, and he deserves this strong king." ”
Murong Nan walked behind Liu Yu and shook his head: "How many days have you not taken a bath?" A smell of big livestock. ”
Liu Yu turned around and looked at Murong Nan: "I don't pay so much attention to it in the army, it's just a small battle, and it's normal to go after a series of battles, and it is normal to not disarm for a few months or even a year, if you stink now, won't it be directly stinky to death at that time?" ”
Speaking of this, he suddenly twitched his nose, because, a faint fat powder gas penetrated into his nose, as if it came from Murong Nan's body, his brows furrowed, and he took a step closer, and the aroma seemed to be a little heavier.
Murong Nan instinctively took a step back and raised his eyebrows: "Why did you suddenly become like a dog that sniffs things, what smells good about me?" ”
Liu Yu hooked the corners of his mouth: "That, have you smeared grease powder?" ”
An imperceptible flush flew over Murong Nan's face, and in an instant, he suddenly smiled slightly: "What, can't you?" Isn't it that you literati of the Southern Dynasties, celebrities and so on, are all greased and whitewashed. ”
Liu Yu shook his head: "You are not a celebrity, you are a soldier, what do pure masters have to do like women all day long." ”
Murong Nan sighed: "Alas, there is no way, after all, we are from the north, and we like to eat beef and mutton, and we deal with horses all day long, and there is a smell of mutton on our bodies, which makes people smell it at once, Liu Yu, didn't you also say this when you came back from the north." ”
Liu Yu let out an "oh" and nodded: "It's true, at that time, you had a sheepskin smell on your body, and I advised you to take a bath more." You're also very strange, since I met you, I haven't seen you take a bath with us, you say that, I also feel uncomfortable recently, in fact, the main thing is that it's winter now, and it's a little cold to take a bath in the river, but you can't make yourself too comfortable as a soldier, you're right, we still have to take an ice bath, Brother Murong, do you want to go together? ”
Murong Nan frowned in disgust: "I, I don't take a bath." ”
Liu Yu's eyes widened: "What, don't take a bath?" ”
Murong Nan blinked his eyes and showed a hint of an intriguing smile: "What you don't know, in our grassland, the water is the least, a person takes a bath three times in his life, once when he is born, once when he marries a wife, and once before he dies." ”
Liu Yu looked Murong Nan up and down, and his nose began to twitch unconsciously. Murong Nan said coldly angrily: "Even if we don't take a bath, we can dry rub it, and we can also apply some powder, not as stinky as you." It's just that you Han people always say that we grassland people have a strong smell, and I still think that you smell of dung in the fields. ”
Liu Yu laughed: "Okay, okay, every time I speak, I talk about this kind of ethnic problem, and I don't want to fight with you, but these incense powders of yours are like fat powders used by those women, even if you want to cover up the smell of sheep on your body, don't use this, I know what is going on, and I don't know that I think you are a woman." Our brothers in the barracks, but we haven't seen a woman for more than a year, what if there are really a few people who can't control their own work and treat you as a woman. ”
Murong Nan sneered, "What can it be?" Lao Tzu is a pure man, although you Han people have a lot of good things about Longyang, but we Xianbei people don't like this, who dares to mess around, Lao Tzu castrated him. Don't think that if you dare to make a hornet's nest, you can play this hand with Lao Tzu. ”
Liu Yu shook his head helplessly: "What did you eat today, so rushed?" Forget it, just when I didn't say it, last time I was there in Huaishui, I was abrupt and contradicted you, if you are still angry with me these days, I apologize to you. ”
Murong Nan's brows raised slightly: "What else is there to worry about that little thing, Liu Yu, I just can't be angry that you always treat us as outsiders." Anyway, we were born and died together, bleeding and sweating, and I taught you how to ride, but I don't miss the old feelings at all. ”
Liu Yu sighed secretly in his heart, this Murong Nan's heart is really small, and he said that he was not at ease, but his words were still sour, but it was like a girl, maybe these aliens have this kind of problem, at least like Liu Jingxuantan These brothers, it will never be like this.
However, Liu Yu had a smile on his face: "Yes, yes, what you taught me is that I am ungrateful." So what do you say about me, it's all yours right this time, but why did you come to me today? ”
Murong Nan hooked the corners of his mouth, but his eyes kept staring at the red life-sustaining strand on Liu Yu's left arm, straight hooked, Liu Yu gave a big man such a look at his unstranded upper body, it was also a little unnatural, he looked at some of the red threads on his left arm, and said, "Is there anything wrong with my left arm?" ”
Murong Nan sighed faintly: "Wang Miaoyin brought it to you?" ”
Liu Yu was slightly stunned, and then nodded: "Yes, how do you know?" ”
A complicated look flashed in Murong Nan's eyes: "That means, this is a token of her love affair with you?" Although I have not been here for a long time, I also know that the custom here is that men and women who are in love will wrap this life-sustaining thread with their own hands for each other to pray for peace. ”
Liu Yu laughed: "I know all this, it seems that you know our southern customs quite well." Yes, just like you said, Miaoyin and I have already made up our minds, and it is a matter of time before we get married, and this one was put on by her own hands. Brother Murong, next time we get married, you must come. ”
Murong Nan sighed softly, turned to the side, and muttered, "I wish you a hundred years of happiness." It's just that when you got married, I, I should have been gone. I don't think I'm going to see you get married. ”