Chapter 1002: Piercing the Heart
"What? No way! How can anyone directly give a horizontal batch to the pair! Where's your downlink? ”
"It's just that, it doesn't count!"
"Han Lan, don't be a scoundrel, so many people are watching, and the fans outside are still live broadcasting!"
The maids inside the door shouted one after another.
Han Lan touched her nose, looked at the uneducated brothers around her, and finally stopped at Liu Rong.
"Han Lan, what do you think I'm doing? I really don't know what's next! Liu Rong smiled bitterly.
Han Lan said angrily: "Bah! You dare to call this official by his name! Come on, put him up for the official! ”
“???” Liu Rong.
The brothers on the side glanced at each other, and immediately moved to unload Liu Rong's saber, and the whole person was under control.
"Hello? Isn't it, what's the matter? ”
"Let go of me, Commander, we're on one side!"
"I really don't know what the next link is!"
"Shut up!" Han Lan snorted, and shouted at the inside: "The wild boar is complete, you listen to the official, Mama Rong is now in the hands of the official, you are limited to open the door within ten seconds, otherwise the official will send him into the palace!" ”
“???” Liu Rong.
"Hey~ Wait, wait...... You let go of me, let go of me~"
Before Liu Rong could react, a group of two or five boys around him lifted him up, and spread his legs in a posture of hitting the stone lion on the side.
"Encore help~"
"Hold the grass! Really? ”
"Don't be, brother has something to say!"
"Brother Lan~"
"Hahaha......"
"The wild boar is complete, the official counts to ten, if you don't open the door again, the official will really do it!" Han Lan shouted again.
The women behind the door were stunned when they heard this.
Good guy, if you don't open the door, I'll abolish my best man, and I'll ask you if you're afraid?
"Sister Coco, what should I do?"
"Humph! Han Lan, you are a wild boar! If you have the ability, you will bump it! will be a scoundrel! Don't you want to get Sister Xuan today! Ancoco shouted angrily out the door.
"Ahh
As soon as An Keke finished shouting, Liu Rong's heart-rending screams came from outside the door.
The girls were stunned: "Is it real?" ”
"No, they're screaming." Chen Ruoxi watched the live broadcast, Liu Rong had been put down in the live broadcast room, and he just deliberately screamed there with his throat pulled.
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"Brother Lan, no, let's honestly think about how it is to go down." Qiu Yushi persuaded.
"Really, I'm blind in this flying fish suit embroidered with a spring knife, and I'm actually stumped by a couplet." Liu Rong muttered.
Han Lan got angry when she saw him and kicked him: "You are embarrassed to say that you don't know the couplet that An Keke came out?" ”
"I don't know that, they've been guarding against me." Liu Rong said aggrieved.
"But then, with Ankeco's IQ, you shouldn't be able to come up with this kind of uplink, right?" Han Lan said, looking at Bai Yu.
Bai Yu said: "Don't look at me, Xiao Yuchen and I studied in KR country, and our foundation in Chinese culture is worse than all of you." ”
"Xi Shao's foundation is just like that, we took classes together at Tan Lao's, and we all know how many catties of ink we have in each other's stomachs, it can't be that they came up with it." Qiu Yushi also said.
"Old Tan? Hiss...... How can you forget this old fool? ”
When Han Lan heard him mention this, she also remembered that Tan Lun was coming, so she hurriedly looked at the crowd watching the excitement outside, but did not find Tan Lun.
"I remember that Tan Lao and Dean Su seemed to be drinking tea and playing chess in the courtyard, and they didn't come out to join in the fun." Li Taoyu said.
"Call Tan Lao quickly!"
"Okay."
Qiu Yushi also reacted and hurriedly dialed Tan Lun's phone.
After a few moments, the call went through.
Han Lan took the phone from him: "Crooked? Tan Lao, what is this link? ”
"Downlink? What's downlinked? Tan Lun on the other end of the phone asked leisurely.
"Don't pretend, Anke's brain can't come up with such a topic, you must have helped her! Old Tan, you are a person from our side, you can't turn your elbow out, right? Hurry up, I beg you, I can't even enter the door to welcome my relatives here! ”
"Han Lan, I really don't know what the next link is, the upper link is An Keke's girl who pestered me for a long time, I really didn't have a way to give it to her, I just wrote it casually, I didn't think about how the next link was right at all."
"Huh? Co-authored with your question and didn't give the answer? ”
"Hey, yes, what's the fixed answer? That's right, it's just a little bit of a point. ”
"Then Old Tan, hurry up and help me think about it now, what's wrong with the next link!"
"Han Lan, pairs are also the traditional culture of our country, and you have also learned it, so use your brain to think about it a little. The daughter-in-law still has to marry her own to be interesting, right? Hahaha, let's do this first, I'm playing chess here...... Oh, junior brother, you ...... this move."
The phone hung up.
"Crooked? Crooked? Make no mistake! Of course, the daughter-in-law has to marry herself, but you can't make it more difficult for me! Crooked? Crooked? Tan Lao ......"
"Brother Lan, the phone is hanging."
Han Lan wordlessly returned the phone to Qiu Yushi, and looked up at the couplet again, as if looking at the seal on Sun Monkey's Five Fingers Mountain.
They're just a bunch of monkeys now.
Scratch your ears and cheeks.
Just thinking about it, I saw Liu Rong, who had just been kicked away by Han Lan, found a red wine glass out of nowhere, and walked over very elegantly while shaking the red wine glass.
"Shanglian: After the Mid-Autumn Festival, the autumn is cold, and the noble son of Hanmen can know the ...... of the red face"
The corners of Liu Rong's mouth rose slightly: "An Keke, you listen well." The next link is right: Linhan dew, dew is not condensing, Ning Xuan beauty should be happy with a pure heart! ”
The brothers around were stunned.
"You know the answer! Didn't say it sooner? ”
"What do you mean I know? Didn't you ask Tan Lao about it? There is no answer, I just thought of it myself. Liu Rong shook his head in disappointment, "Don't pretend, I originally wanted to see if you can rely on your talent to fight up and down, but now it seems that you still have to rely on me." If it drags on like this, it's getting dark. Ankeke, open the door. ”
"No! Don't open! That's not neat enough, think again! Encore shouted.
"Hey, kick your nose in the face?" Han Lan was so angry that she wanted to bang on the door.
Liu Rong stopped him with one hand, looked unfathomable, took a sip of the red wine glass, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, then change it." Ankeco, I'll say one more thing:
Fang Guoqing, Qinghuaxia, and the daughter of the Xia family do not ask about the house price thousand (money). ”
"......" the crowd.
"Mr. Liu, it's heart-piercing." Gao Tong clutched his chest and sighed.
People asked why they thought of marrying their daughter-in-law so late.
Liu Rong's sentence house price ...... It really pierced my heart.
The door opened from the inside, and Ankeco came out with a group of sisters with her mouth arched.
"Aha? Right? Han Lan said in surprise.
An Keke stepped on Liu Rong angrily: "Hmph! Send a scarf bounty, you can put your cow! ”
"Hehe...... Liu Rong smiled humbly, "It's over, it's over." ”