576, March 22, 4th year Sunny Speechless is regarded as ugly
Who is Xiao Song? First of all, we must make sure that he does not have the so-called compassion, let alone pity the jade. It is difficult for good people to exist completely in this stinking era, but evil people can.
So he is a wicked man, and he is the wicked man who comes to grind the wicked man, and if someone wants to use him, it depends on his ability.
"This game is very popular in the Song Kingdom." Xiao Song was also a little drunk, but the others were already slightly drunk: "It's called truth or dare." ”
"Oh......" Ma Mingyuan asked with interest, "What is the truth, and what is a big adventure?" ”
Xiao Song was not in a hurry, and slowly explained the rules, but no one around him dared to accept them, because the rules sounded too scary.
"If you don't want to, then I won't force it, so I'll take my leave and go back to rest."
The protagonist is leaving? Where can this be, all of you here have a task on your shoulders, and it is difficult to explain if this task cannot be completed.
So I'm going to play hard, and I've figured out that it's just a new type of alcohol order, so let's do it.
Xiao Song ordered someone to get poker, this object has already been from the Song Kingdom with the caravan red to the Liao Kingdom, everyone here has played a few games, but to be proficient, Song Beiyun is definitely the God of Gambling, after all, poker in addition to simply fighting luck, the rest is to play psychological warfare.
There is a winning rule in multiplayer games, that is, not necessarily every game is won, but someone must lose every game, Xiao Song controls his win rate so that he will never be punished and can also let those dog people take turns to eat the precepts.
In the beginning, everyone didn't play much and the adventure was just a few sips of wine, but as time went by, alcohol gradually made people lose their minds, and the scale began to grow.
For example, what Lord He kissed Lord Liu, such an earlier behavior that could attract laughter in the house is less and less able to attract passion. In this situation where they are all young people, reason began to be destroyed, and there were more and more outrageous behaviors, coupled with Song Beiyun's incitement, and finally this group of cultural people really began to follow the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, which was absurd and beautiful.
All kinds of behaviors are unsightly, accompanied by the profligate laughter, Ma Mingyuan can maintain some sanity a little, but he is no longer able to dissuade him, and can only watch his companions become like animals.
"Taking advantage of the beautiful scenery on this good day, why don't you go to the street and splash your pride together!"
Xiao Song used incendiary words to incite the excitement of these drunks to the highest, and then he took the lead in opening the door.
The ugliness of these people was seen in the eyes of Miss Oiran Shiyu, and even a person like her who was born in Fengyue could not bear the bad and smelly smell of these people, and sat there in a daze.
After Song Beiyun took those people out to run naked, Song Beiyun walked back, his eyes were clear and not a trace of cloudiness, and after walking into the front of the hall, he looked at Miss Shiyu who was still sitting in a daze, and showed a smile.
"Hey." Xiao Song flicked on her forehead: "Play less with these people, find a good family with an ordinary person, the power is much more attractive than yours." ”
After Xiao Song finished speaking, he picked up the coat on the chair and put it on his body and walked to the door, turned around and pointed at Miss Shiyu: "Let you go this time, and next time, you won't have a good result." ”
He walked out the door, said it was funny, laughed and went to rest. Shiyu sat in front of the hall, obviously the weather was no longer cold, but she couldn't help but shiver a few times, but she was at a loss, and she didn't know what to do.
For a while, I had mixed feelings, and I cried out.
And the group of young talents who went to the street to sing and walk, were surrounded by the Imperial City Division of the Liao State in less than a cup of tea, they were still not convinced, and even fought with the people of the Imperial City Division, according to common sense, they are all young officials of all sizes, and the Imperial City Division will give face to some extent, but who would have thought that these B's would be stripped naked, and they threw the cow and pounced on it......
If you take off your clothes, who can tell whether it is a human or a beast, whether it is Song or Liao, the Imperial City Division is the grandfather in the imperial city, when has he been insulted like this, according to the head of these bastards, it is a scabbard......
The next day, this matter somehow spread throughout the entire Liaoxin Capital, from the Liao Emperor to the Manchu Dynasty and the civil and military forces, down to the dawn of the common people, traffickers and pawns, and the four fields were shocked.
In order to verify that the rumors were true, Buddha Baonu even went to the prison to take a look and found these ...... These bastards......
She was so angry that her stomach hurt, and she went back with a pale face, saying nothing and saying nothing. His Majesty didn't issue an order, and no one dared to release these people, so the biggest scandal in Liao was born......
And when Xiao Song was having lunch, Fo Baonu's cronies suddenly found him in a hurry, saying that His Majesty was unwell.
When Xiao Song heard that he couldn't even put on his shoes, he followed his cronies into the Liaohuang Palace from the side gate of the palace.
After careful investigation in the past, fortunately, it was only because of the stagnation of liver qi that caused gastrointestinal discomfort, and the problem was not big, Xiao Song gave her a few injections, boiled some drugs to clear the liver and gallbladder and a big bowl of rice paste.
"You...... You let me put the face of Liao Kingdom on ......" Buddha Baonu said halfway, opened his mouth and took the rice cereal in the spoon, swallowed it and continued: "Where. ”
"Open your mouth."
"Oh......" Buddha Baonu opened his mouth again: "Eat slowly, you first say why you are doing this!" ”
"Your Majesty, your people are trying to get me, baby." Xiao Song brushed aside the broken hair on the forehead of the Buddha treasure slave on the sickbed: "Do you want to see the Liao State ministers wander this morning, or do you want to see the Song State envoy rape the Liao State Oiran." You think they're wooing me? They're trying to get rid of me! ”
Buddha Baonu's eyes rolled a few times: "Really? ”
"I thought it was sexual bribery, but after the first few temptations, they kept exchanging glances, and I knew that this matter was not simple, so I speculated with the most vicious thoughts. That's most likely it, right? Xiao Song began to massage the Buddha Treasure Nu: "They are uneasy and kind, then I will not be polite." ”
"What do you use?"
"Crowd hypnosis." Xiao Song nodded at Buddha Baonu's head: "In the immediate environment, people can have a herd mentality, alcohol and appropriate incitement, they don't actually know what they are doing, they just feel cool, and it is difficult for suppressed readers to control themselves in such an environment." ”
"You deserve to go to hell!"
"Hahaha......" Xiao Song leaned down and kissed the Buddha Baonu: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell." ”
At the same time, the fermentation of this matter did not stop, the city of Liao Xindu was full of storms, and then there was another shocking news, that is, the Xindu Oiran was assassinated, but was saved by a "passing" righteous man.
At this time, various conspiracy theories began to brew, and there were different opinions. Although the North Court has begun to control the comments, it is simply unable to suppress such surging public opinion.
As for why someone assassinated Oiran and why there was a "righteous man" passing by "just happeningly", not too many people paid attention to this matter.
Buddha Baonu had a general understanding of the situation under the report of the secret agent, but His Majesty the Liao Emperor chose to be an ostrich for no other reason, but she could not face the attack on both sides of the north and south courtyards now.
Blame Song Beiyun? It's no wonder, put yourself in your shoes, Song Gou did it right. With his character, if he didn't force those people to death, he would already be considered to have given himself face.
But now, if she doesn't know what to do with this matter once she comes out, will she be able to kill these people? Of course not, the North Courtyard will definitely fry the pot, but the South Courtyard is now holding on to a point and refusing to let go......
"I'm so annoying." Buddha Baonu leaned on Song Gou's shoulder: "How can my country be so sparse......"
Xiao Song touched her hair: "Song Guo was much worse than Liao Guo before, take your time." ”
"But you won't help me!"
"There's a good word."
Miao Yan raised his head in shock next to him: "Didn't I come to sleep in a big bed?" ”
The words are divided into two ends, at this moment, in the prison of the Liaohuang City Division, those young officials who accompanied Song Beiyun yesterday squatted on the ground one by one with their heads in their hands, for fear that their embarrassing appearance would be seen.
Ma Mingyuan gritted his teeth, squatting there in shame, eager to hit his head on the wall, as long as there is a person who is willing to take the lead in hitting the wall, he will hit it immediately, but ...... No one bumped it.
At this time, the prime minister of the North Courtyard came, and came to the door of the cell with a blue face behind his back, most of the young people in the room were his apprentices and grandchildren, and he couldn't say a word when he saw these uncompetitive guys, just watched them grit their teeth.
"Bastard."
The prime minister of the North Courtyard said hatefully: "Reflect on it, this is not a big deal, and I hope to take it as a warning." ”
The people in the prison bowed their heads, and some people cried out in shame, and the prime minister of the North Courtyard continued: "How ashamed it is for a group of people to let one person play with it. Let you not underestimate the enemy, don't underestimate the enemy, and you don't go to find out what kind of person Song Beiyun is, you dare to make such a nasty trick against him, hateful! ”
He said excitedly, raised his head and took a deep breath: "You are really frogs at the bottom of the well!" Frog at the bottom of the well! ”
Liao Guozai was speechless and sad about this matter, and used that effective trick to put it on the legendary character, and in the end he dug his own grave.
"Now Your Majesty has not come forward, and I don't know what to do with you and others." The Prime Minister of the North Courtyard walked out with his hands behind his back: "Wait." ”
Ma Mingyuan wanted to tell the prime minister that Song Beiyun used demon magic, but after thinking about it, it was difficult to say, what kind of demon art is not demon magic, but it is just stupid.
When the prime minister of the North Courtyard walked out, he asked the entourage beside him, "Where is the Qinglou woman?" ”
"Back to Xiangguo...... People are lost. ”
"A bunch of rubbish!"