"This ...... Childe, the little one still has to work, and he will have to detain a spar after going out for a while!" the guy looked a little embarrassed.

Yang Zhen glared: "What kind of boss is so hanging, you let him come out and I'll reason with him, forget it, just tell me how to go." ”

"Go out and go to the end, turn left, turn at the first intersection, turn right and count twelve, then turn right, and you see. ”

Yang Zhen looked at the guy with a smug face in a daze, turned his head and left: "If I were your boss, I would deduct your spar every day." ”

After going out, Yang Zhen followed the path pointed out by the guy, turned left after going out, almost scolded his mother when he looked up, and turned left when he went out, and then fell into the ditch when he went out, and there was no first intersection at all.

Hey?

There is a small alley, which should be this road.

Yang Zhen went around for a long time, and finally saw a place surrounded by a group of people, thinking that it should be the place where the eldest sister asked the question.

Just as he was about to break through the crowd and drill in, a slap slapped Yang Zhen on the shoulder, startling Yang Zhen.

Yang Zhen turned his head to look, and a guy who looked like a dragon trick covered his chest with his eyebrows and winked at Yang Zhen: "This son, do you want a film?"

Hearing this, Yang Zhen sighed in his heart, could it be that this benevolent brother also crossed over?

This...... This profession has a future, and you can even sell it?

"Ozawa's or is there still a dish?" Yang Zhen asked with his head down.

The man looked confused: "What is the son talking about, the kid has no vegetables here!"

"Don't you have a vegetable, you say an egg?" Yang Zhen was a little disappointed, he thought he had met a peer, but he didn't expect it to be a beautiful misunderstanding.

The man laughed and said, "Seeing that Gongzi Yushu is dignified and free in the wind, he must have come to draw questions and want to travel with the eldest sister, I have most of the questions for the eldest sister here, do you want it, it's very cheap?"

"Huh?" Yang Zhenyixi: "Are you a scalper?"

"It's a small person, it's a real person!" the man corrected with a serious expression.

"Forget it!" Yang Zhen's face darkened: "Let me ask you, where did you get these questions, is the answer correct?"

The man shook his head, and looked at Yang Zhen with a strange look in his eyes: "Where is the childe, these questions are naturally counted by the small ones, as for the answers...... If the little one has the answer, will he rub his ears here with Childe?"

Grass!

Yang Zhen looked at the scalper in confusion, being a scalper to do this job, it's too special a failure, right?

"Do you want Childe?"

"Don't!" Yang Zhen pouted: "Ben Sao Sheng's answer to a question is still cheating? Don't say it's three questions, it's thirty questions, Ben Sao Sheng is also handy, you are a scholar for nothing?

"Yo, this son is so arrogant, do you know that this has offended everyone here?"

A yin and yang strange voice came, and there were all kinds of disharmony in the tone, I don't know why, after hearing this voice, Yang Zhen felt a cold feeling in his heart, and his cold hair stood up.

The voice...... It's like a father-in-law's voice synthesized on TV.

Yang Zhen looked up, and sure enough, he saw a garland man pinching his orchid finger looking at him with a playful face, and the rich rouge fragrance on his body could smell his nose from afar.

The face of the seller changed, and he hurriedly pulled Yang Zhen back a few steps, and said with a smile: "Where is Liang Gongzi, we are just discussing the price, and we don't mean to look down on anyone present, you are all geniuses from all over the world, how dare we be presumptuous." ”

The father-in-law pursed his lips, snorted lightly, took out a pink handkerchief and gently wiped his nose, turned his head, and suddenly exclaimed: "Ah, Niu Gongzi has won a question!"

"How do I get my sweat dry in the fastest way?"

"This ...... Naturally, it was wiped off with the most absorbent cloth!"

"I don't think it's so simple, the eldest sister's head question has always been profound and has found another way, maybe this is also a question that tests the depth of Yuan Li, and I think that it should be a fire attribute martial arts technique to steam the sweat on the body!"

"This answer really takes a different path, and I admire and admire it!"

"I think it's probably the fastest way to shake your face and shake off the sweat, after all, it takes time to find something, what if you don't have a cloth around?"

......

Everyone is discussing the answer to the question, the crooked Niu Gongzi's face turned red, staring at the title card in his hand and trembling, suddenly a mouthful of blood spurted out, and the whole person fell straight back.

"Ouch, Niu Gongzi actually fell down, this question is really too difficult, hurry up, help Niu Gongzi up. ”

Yang Zhen was stunned at the back of the crowd and asked the film seller around him: "Are these people stupid, can they still vomit blood after answering a question?"

The seller shook his head and explained: "Childe doesn't know, the eldest sister's questions are always too profound, and there are also various prohibitions on those question cards, which can test the heart and strength of the answerer, otherwise why is it really a long time, and no one has been able to answer three questions correctly?"

After speaking, the film seller seemed to see Yang Zhen's eagerness to try, took out countless wooden chips from his arms, and said: "Childe, these small films completely simulate the topic of the eldest sister's head, maybe it will help you." ”

Yang Zhen was stunned, saw the eager eyes of the filmmaker, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Don't see people in the future and say that you are selling films, how can you make a fortune with such a low-level marketing method?"

"That'...... What do you say?" the face of the seller was stunned.

Yang Zhen stared at the eyes of the seller: "I'll give you an idea, it's free, don't forget me when it's developed in the future." ”

"Gong ...... Childe, you say!"

"These films...... Phew, these questions are not called films from today, they are called five-year college entrance examinations and three-year simulations!"

"Five-year college entrance examination, three-year simulation?" The filmmaker's expression moved, and he asked hesitantly: "What is the college entrance examination?"

"It's a saying in my hometown, a test that countless monks have to face, and only a very few Tianzong wizards can pass the test, and it's so cruel!"

"Then it's called the five-year college entrance examination, and the three-year simulation!" said excitedly, "The eldest sister's first question is even more cruel than the college entrance examination in Gongzi's hometown, and it is extremely cruel!"

Yang Zhen laughed and walked towards the crowd: "Let go, let go, this Baba came to answer the question, can you people who are watching the excitement consciously get out of the way?"

Ben Dad?

The father-in-law pointed at Yang Zhen in his voice: "Boy, take advantage of us, don't you?"

Yang Zhen hurriedly gave up his hand, made a scholar's salute, and said: "No, no, no, this father is the father of the school bully, not the father of the father, because he is rich in the next school, so the neighbors all call him 'Yang Dad'!"

"It turned out to be Yang Baba, but Xueba means a hegemon in learning?"

"Oh, this brother is so smart, have you ever guessed the three questions of the eldest sister's head?"

The man's face turned red, and he said with some excitement: "Yang Baba also thinks that he can answer the three questions of the eldest sister's head correctly?"

"How do you know if you don't try?" Yang Zhen arched his hand and said: "In Yang's hometown, there is a sentence that has been spurring countless students, and they have worked tirelessly on the road of learning, and I don't know how many generations have been inspired. ”

"Oh?" the man looked startled, and asked, "There is such a wise saying, I wonder if you can say it or listen to it?"

Yang Zhen nodded and said, "That's what this sentence says, trying may not be successful, but if you don't try, you must not succeed......"

Everyone couldn't help but nod when they heard this, their eyes lit up, and they all focused their minds on Yang Zhen.

Yang Zhen coughed lightly, and then said: "Only if you try it yourself, can you know ......"

"What do you know?" the man asked eagerly.

"To know how stupid you are!"

Burst!

A group of people were stunned, and they all looked at Yang Zhen in confusion.

Nima, there is still such a wise saying?

Only if you try it yourself can you know how stupid you are?

Well, it doesn't seem to be a problem.

Yang Zhen took advantage of the stunned and stiff state of everyone, came to the side of the title card drawn by Niu Gongzi, the thunder sword in his hand flashed, the title card was broken in response, and was split in half, half fell to the ground, half remained in place, the dragon flew and the phoenix danced on it, leaving only half of the sweat word:

Dry!