"Do you think I'm talking on paper?" Li Sanjian drunkenly asked a little yellow door who was supporting him.

Zhao Ji summoned Li Sanjian to drink, drinking a kind of imperial wine called "rose dew", produced in the forbidden imperial wine warehouse, the taste is sweet and fragrant, making people have an endless aftertaste.

This kind of wine is not to say that ordinary people can't drink it, and even ordinary court ministers can't taste it, and it belongs to the special imperial wine for the palace.

But no matter how good the wine is, if you drink too much, you will get drunk. Li Sanjian drank happily with Zhao Ji and others, so he got drunk, and he was not lightly drunk.

At the banquet, Li Sanjian and Tong Guan had a heated debate about the war in Western Xia, and then Tong Guan pointed his nose and scolded him as "talking on paper".

Li Sanjian was angry, so he drunkenly asked a little yellow door.

"Ouch, how do slaves know? Li Xianggong, you go quickly, it's late, the palace gate will be closed, so it's not easy to get out. Xiao Huangmen helped Li Sanjian and said with a smile.

Zhao Ji, who was also about the same drink, ordered someone to send Li Sanjian out of the palace, but it was not allowed to ride a horse and ride a sedan chair in the palace, so Li Sanjian had to be supported by two small yellow doors to walk outside the palace, and a small sedan chair outside the palace gate sent him home.

"Judge Li... You... Why not go? As he walked, Xiao Huangmen suddenly found Li Sanjian bowing down, his face was like earth, and beads of sweat the size of soybeans on his head flowed down his cheeks.

"I... I... This officer... Where is the clean room? I... To go to the toilet... Li Sanjian stroked his lower abdomen with one hand and said hesitantly.

The two little yellow men almost didn't laugh out loud when they heard this.

With the emperor is like this, sometimes the emperor speaks at length for several hours, and the ministers who listen to the training have to hold their and urine, otherwise they will be disrespectful to the emperor.

It is said that once a minister even fainted, and after coming down, he fell ill, as if he was suffering from a serious illness.

The same is true for Li Sanjian, who poured a stomach full of wine and never had a chance to go to the toilet... It's better to sit in the hall, and you can barely deal with it, but when you come out and walk like this, and then you can't help it, and then Li Sanjian is estimated to be wetting in the crotch of your pants. . .

"Judge Li is in a hurry, then go quickly, don't hold back anything." The two little yellow men understood Li Sanjian very well, and hurriedly said.

"Where's the clean room?" Li Sanjian asked sweating profusely.

"From here, turn right, then turn left, then turn right, go around half a circle, and you will arrive through an alley, Judge Li, go and go back quickly, the little ones are waiting here." A small yellow door pointed ahead.

"Oh, got it."

Turn right, then left, then right, then half a circle, through an alley, this road points to... Just like a tongue twister, Li Sanjian silently recited it three times in his heart, and then hurriedly ran over as if fleeing for his life.

Li Sanjian didn't understand why they didn't take him with him? But at this time, Li Sanjian was no longer allowed to open his mouth and ask carefully, and then ask Li Sanjian if he really wanted to pee his crotch...

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"When is the spring flower and autumn moon, how much do you know about the past. Xiaolou had an east wind last night, so the country could not afford to look back at the moonlight. . . ”

After a bubble of urine that almost suffocated people, Li Sanjian suddenly felt refreshed, felt unusually comfortable, coupled with the stimulation of fine wine, he suddenly felt that his body was fluttering, as if he was about to fly, and walked out of the clean room humming a small song.

Turn right, then left, then right, then half a circle, through an alley... So Li Sanjian found his way back again.

Li Sanjian was originally a smart man and had an excellent memory, but because of this, he was in a drunken state, and his brain was a little numb when he was drunk, so he completely forgot that the way back should be the opposite of the way he came...

What about people? Where did the two little yellow doors that were waiting for them go? After a long time, Li Sanjian became more and more panicked, except for some starry lights in the distance, the road was dark and blind, and at the same time, there was no one along the way.

At this time, Li Sanjian was becoming more and more flustered, stumbling in the empty palace of the Great Song Dynasty.

At this time, it was already dark, the cold wind was slow, and the drunk people were the most afraid of seeing the wind, so the cold wind blew on Li Sanjian's body, making Li Sanjian more and more drunk and wanting to vomit.

"Stop! Who? What for? At this moment, several lights appeared in the distance, so Li Sanjian walked over as if he had seen a savior, but before he could get closer, he heard several shouts.

"This official opens... Kaifeng Mansion... Li Sanjian, the judge of the government office... The person who asked was a few guards with iron armor, so Li Sanjian took off his waist card and handed it over, and at the same time said inarticulately.

"Judge Li, why are you here late at night?" After Su Wei identified Li Sanjian's identity, he asked in surprise.

"Where is this?" Li Sanjian asked rhetorically.

"The palace gate, you will go out of the palace after these gates." The guard replied.

"Oh, okay, this official is ordered to enter the palace to drink... discussion, at this moment I want to go out of the palace and return to my residence. Although Li Sanjian couldn't speak clearly, the guards still understood what Li Sanjian meant.

Procedure? The ghost believes that the smell of alcohol is obviously a drunken person, but Li Sanjian is wearing a civil official robe, he is a scholar and literati, and he has nothing else on his body except for an official card and a wat board, so the guards can't arrest Li Sanjian as an assassin, right?

It's just that all the guards were moved and wondered, wondering why no one sent Li Sanjian out of the palace since he was going to leave the palace? Just waiting for a drunkard to wander around the palace?

"Judge Li, do you need me to send him off?" Seeing Li Sanjian stumbling and staggering out of the palace gate, the guards asked.

"No... Use... Finish... The officer knows the way home. Li Sanjian waved his hand.

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To the west... The drunken Li Sanjian remembered that his residence was to the west of the palace, so he identified the direction and walked west.

"Yaohua Palace?" No, there is no plaque on the door of my house at all, why did I drill a plaque?

A drunken and dazed Li Sanjian didn't notice that the courtyard was much larger than his own residence, and that there were many Taoist landmarks nearby.

"Husband... Person... I am back... Li Sanjian patted the knocker hard, and suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and he fell down in front of the door with a thud, and fell asleep.

It doesn't matter if Li Sanjian sleeps, but he suffers from the two little yellow doors, and the two of them stay until dawn, and they don't see Li Sanjian's figure.

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"Saint, anyone?"

"Who? It won't be in the middle of the night ... Ghosts, right? ”

"Ah。。。? What do you say, sage? It really is ... Is it a ghost? ”

"Let someone go and see it!"

At this time, the voices of two women came from the Yaohua Palace, and the voices were extremely frightened.

Yaohua Palace is not so much a palace, but a view, the reason is that Yaohua Palace was originally called Anheyuan, the queen of the Renzong Dynasty Guo entered the Tao because of sin, and lived here in the first year of Jingyou, so it was renamed Yaohua Palace, and then gradually built into a small Taoist temple.

Yaohua Palace is located in the west of Kaifeng Mansion and Li Sanjian's residence is not far away, close to Qionglin Garden, Jinmingchi, and Yaohua Palace is outside the imperial city, and the whole road looks like a small dwelling.

Li Sanjian was so drunk that it was dark, and it was dark, so he came here by mistake, thinking that he was back home.

Yaohua Palace is a cold palace, not to mention the middle of the night, even the day is cold and deserted, few people set foot here, at this time, in the middle of the night, someone suddenly knocked on the door, how can you not surprise the woman who lives in the palace?

After a while, an old chamberlain opened the palace door, only to see Li Sanjian lying at the door and sleeping soundly.

"The saint, a drunkard, fell drunk at the door." After the old chamberlain carried a lantern and saw it clearly, he turned around and reported: "Sage, wait for the slaves and maids to take him down and send him to the official." ”

"Wait! I'll see. A woman in the palace who was in her twenties and had a plump body was suddenly relieved when she heard this, so she came to the door accompanied by several palace maids.

"Six-grade court clothes? It's the minister of the DPRK and China... After the plump woman saw it clearly, she said with some surprise.

"That's right, saint." The old chamberlain nodded and said: "It's still a young minister of the court, it's really rare to wear a six-grade court dress at a young age, but no matter what, you can't collide with the saint?" Saint, how about the slaves and maidservants take him down and send him to the official? ”

"Forget it!" The plump woman shook her head after thinking about it and said: "It's not easy for him to be the minister of the sixth rank of the court at such a young age, so he has to be forgiving and forgiving, so let's let him go." ”

If Li Sanjian is taken down and sent to the official, then Li Sanjian's six-grade official may be the head...

Accompany the emperor to drink and have fun during the first emperor's funeral without thinking about persuasion, and at this time he also trespassed on Yaohua Palace, so if the officials of the Imperial History Observatory know, there must be no good fruit for Li Sanjian to eat.

"But... This... He's sleeping at the door now, sleeping soundly, so what's the time to wait? The old chamberlain said when he heard this.

"Hmm... The plump woman pondered for a moment and then said, "It's better to carry him into the side room of the palace first, let him sleep for one night, and then blow him away at dawn tomorrow." ”

"Alas, saints are always so merciful!" The old chamberlain sighed and then ordered his subordinates: "You guys come here, turn him over first, and then carry him into the side room." ”

"He's really cheap." The old chamberlain then glared at Li Sanjian, who was sleeping soundly.

Then several chamberlains moved together and turned Li Sanjian over, and one of the chamberlains also carried a lantern and shone on Li Sanjian's face, and they finally saw Li Sanjian's face clearly.

"Huh? Li Saburo? It's him... How did he get here? At this time, a young girl who accompanied the plump woman saw it clearly, and immediately let out a scream.

"Who is Li Sanlang?" The plump woman asked.

"New champion Li Sanjian Li Sanlang!" The girl replied.