Dare to love these four countries is our Shenzhou is the four major inventions, I heard it for the first time, and I feel very special, Xishu, this person is very domineering, speaking and giving people the feeling of domineering. Especially when you buy pig's feet, you won't buy more if you buy a pig's feet. "Chen San, do you think I'm not right?" Xishu looked at me with a very special look, and there was a tendency for him to kick me away as long as I said something wrong. I have always been a very proud person, said; "Yes, the invention left by our ancestors is really a scourge to many people."

Xishu got up, and then went to the lake to catch fish, and after a while, he caught two fish, both of which weighed two catties, and threw them to Wang Wu. I asked Fifth Uncle Lin Feige? Wang Wu said that he might go out to do something. I asked if I wanted to call Sister Cao Yu. Wang Wu said no, Cao Yu has lost weight recently and is too fat, so let her eat more light.

Is Sister Cao Yu fat? No, Sister Cao Yu is definitely the kind of woman who looks thin but feels very fleshy. My impression of Sister Cao Yu has always been very good, too good not to want it. To be the leader of the Education Bureau at such a young age, it must take some special means, as for the legendary unspoken rules? That's impossible. Fifth Uncle Wang taught people who want to have unspoken rules about Sister Cao Yu every minute. I started helping out in the kitchen. Uncle Wang became a cook, and as for Xishu, he was on a recliner, humming Huangmei opera, very hanging, I didn't understand it at all, but I thought it sounded good.

After an hour, Fifth Uncle Wang brought the food, my appetite increased greatly, Fifth Uncle really has no one in this skill, quickly ran over, washed his hands, and then sat down, just waiting for Fifth Uncle Wang and Xishu to sit down. "Please." Wang Wu said to Xi Shu, a gesture of invitation. Xi Shu: "You ask first." "Wang Wu said;" No, you're a guest, you first. "Xi Shu said;" No, you are the host, the guest is as you please. ”

I listened to it so much that I didn't want it, what kind words are this, it's not the first time the two have met, and they are obviously friends who have been friends for many years. But in the next second, Wang Wu and Xishu appeared in front of me in an instant, and I was stunned, what kind of speed is this? The two of them picked up the fish balls at the same time. I blinked, and now I know why these two people were so hypocritical and polite just now. Wang Wu said with a smile; "You weren't just a lobbyist, I wanted to eat this fish ball." Xi Shuyi said with a smile; "I'm just talking, you really take it seriously, I'm here from afar, it takes a few hours to fly, you don't want to greet me well, don't you want to go"

The chopsticks in Xi Shu and Wang Wu's hands were very stable. Wang Wu said; "Xishu, after ten years of confinement, your skills don't seem to have any retreat, it's still the same." Xi Shu also said with a smile; "Of course, in the past ten years, I have been actively exercising when I have nothing to do, striving for leniency, and being a good person." The smile on the corner of his mouth was indeed full of a kind of sneer. Wang Wu said, 'But, I like to eat this fish ball.' "Xi Shu said;" I also like to eat. ”

I coughed, isn't it just a fish ball? You two people like to eat, I'll go down and catch a few fish for you. I thought it was too dangerous here, so I had better leave first, and I also took my chopsticks and put some delicious dishes into my bowl. I was going to go over there to watch the two of them fight, but when I just stood up, the fish ball suddenly catapulted at me, and it turned out that the two of them used too much force and shattered their chopsticks. "Oh my day." I screamed in frustration and didn't rush to dodge at such a close distance, and the fish ball bounced directly on my forehead and shattered. I felt as if something had hit my brain, and I couldn't see in my eyes for a moment.

"Chen San, are you okay?" Wang Wu immediately asked with concern. "If so, what is your bank card password?"

"Then I'd better not hang up." I covered my forehead, it was so hard that I was almost scared to death, and I took the dishes and chopsticks to the side.

Xi Shu laughed and said; "Don't be so exaggerated, Wang Wu and I haven't seen each other for many years, and we've had mouth and hand addictions. You sit down. ”

I said, "It's really not going to hurt the pond fish?" ”

"Not anymore. "Xi Shu said seriously.

I snorted, sat down, the three big men began to eat, halfway through the meal, Uncle Wang asked for some of his own brewed liquor to come over to me and Xishu to drink, I drank a few sips, well, that's called a refreshing. Xishu liked it as soon as he drank it, and said that he would take a few catties back when he went back. Wang Wu said that it is impossible, I have ten years of good wine, you want a few catties, isn't this my life? It's good to give you three taels.

Xishu said: "That's okay, a few taels is fine, I haven't drunk such a good wine for a long time." ”

Wang Wu and Xi Shu were talking nonsense, and I was listening to it on the side, but what they said seemed to be some words from a long time ago, and I didn't have much to listen to.

In the evening, Xishu and I left. After walking more than ten meters, Xi Shu said; "Chen San, I've given you a difficult task." I was immediately shocked: "Uncle, don't be like this, I'm afraid." Xi Shu scolded: "Don't have the guts, I just want you to lure away your fifth uncle Wang, I went to steal the bottle of wine." ”

"No, I'm afraid I'll be killed. "I said, I also really want to drink that bottle of wine, I feel that after drinking it, people are very energetic.

"Do you like to drink?"

"I like it."

"That's not it." Xi Shu said, "People should be bold, your fifth uncle Wang was invincible with a knife back then, and he was not bragging, but, believe me, as long as I make a move, I can lure him away, and when the time comes, you will steal the wine bottle." ”

"What a thief."

"What a thief!"

"I'm going to be beaten to death."

"If he doesn't kill you, I'll kill you, you can do it."

I'm being chased ducks to the shelves; "Okay, I'll steal it, and you go and lure the fifth uncle away."

"Don't you find it exciting?" Xi Shu said with a smile.

"I'm afraid of death."

Xi Shu laughed, and then took advantage of the night, directly vacated into the air, went up to the wall of the big courtyard, took a tile, and threw it over.

Then I heard Uncle Wang's shout, don't run. The two figures were chasing each other, and the speed of Xishu was also very fast. I hurried to seize the time, slipped in, and ran away with the bottle in my hand.

Three seconds later, I heard Uncle Wang's roaring voice, "Xishu, Chen San, I'll grass you two, return the wine bottle to Lao Tzu, and I'll kill you two two strokes." ”

I was so frightened that I quickened my pace, and I was also drunk for drinking.

Ten seconds later, Xishu caught up with me.

"Give it to me."

I handed the bottle to Xishu.

"Okay, find each mother, and go back to each house." Xi Shu said with joy on his face.

Me: "Uncle, didn't you say that everyone should divide it equally?" ”

Xi Shu looked shameless: "Whose fists are hard, who is the boss,." ”

Me: "......"

That's not what I just said.

You just said very politely!

Shameless.

Indecent.

The upper-class people specialize in obscene things!

Xishu is still very polite; "Not now, right?"

I laugh; "No, you're the boss."

"Give money." Xi Shu asked,. "I'll take a taxi back."

The corners of my mouth twitched; "Is this a robbery?"

"Forget it." Xi Shu said, "Hurry up." ”

I took out fifty yuan and handed it to Xishu.

I'm going to cry, it's a really sad thing.

"Do you know what I used to do?" Xi Shu asked me suddenly, with a bright smile on his face.

I immediately clutched myself to my chest.

Then, step by step, this Uncle Xishu is really a very unpredictable person, especially the eyes of people.

At this time, looking at my body, my eyes are shining.

"This, Uncle Xishu, I know that you have been locked up for ten years, and you have been alone all these years, but you should have come out to find someone else, I am a good person." I said with special grievances.

I was sold by Uncle Xishu, and the next time I came to Uncle Wang's place, the cliff was thrown into the lotus pond by Wang Wu.

"In the past, many people called me the King of Killing." Xi Shu said a little sentimentally, "Because, I really killed a lot of people,"

Then, with his right foot, a footballer shoots at goal.

But faster than a football player, it requires explosiveness.

In the next second, an adult-sized stone, with a whoosh, actually shot towards a road tree.

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