544. August 19 of the third year before the Triple Alliance
"This woman is so bad, this is the second time she has bitten you."
Zuo Rou complained while drugged Song Beiyun: "You just killed her, she looks unpleasant, and she is still a disgusting thing who likes women to dress up as men." ”
Xiao Song looked up and down at Zuo Rou, who was dressed in men's clothes, and silently did not speak.
Qiao Yun walked in at this time, holding some herbs in his hand: "I picked some herbs, when I was in my hometown, if someone was bitten by a dog, they would use this herb." ”
The girls in the family, if you want to say that the worst must be Jin Ling'er, but when it comes to yin and yang weirdness, it must be Qiaoyun, although she always inferiorizes her identity, but no one can compare to strange things.
Watching Qiaoyun wash and mash the herbs, Xiao Song tilted his head and asked, "This is effective for rabies?" No, I'm a doctor, don't lie to me. ”
"I don't know what kind of illness it is, but the old people use this."
Xiao Song didn't say much, and asked Qiaoyun to apply medicine to himself while saying, "There is nothing fun in this place for Qixi Festival, so let's go and steal a dog to cook and eat." ”
"That's not possible, eating dog meat on this hot day, I'm afraid I'm going to have a rash." Qiao Yun smiled: "Besides, my hometown said that if you are bitten by a dog, you will go crazy if you eat dog meat." ”
Look at what this yin and yang said, it can be called a model of the big yin and yang family, and Xiao Song is ashamed of himself......
At the same time, Buddha Baonu sat in the carefully prepared room and carefully watched the treaty in front of him over and over again, and the content of this treaty was actually not so unacceptable.
It's just that the Hexi Corridor retreated a hundred miles and met Chang'an City to divide it, and these two things were very uncomfortable.
Chang'an is divided into two, one is Chang'an and the other is 10,000 years, Chang'an belongs to Song Wannian and Liao, and Zhuque Street is a common trade street between Song and Liao, allowing free trade communication, no checkpoints and no tariffs.
And some other details are fair. If you do the math, the Liao State will probably lose about 10,000,000 yuan.
"One arrow and ten thousand thousands, you can come to pierce me." Buddha Baonu slammed his fist on the table: "Bastard." ”
10,000,000, Liao's tax revenue for three months a year, although it is not an immediate benefit, but it will actually bring a lot of income in the future.
These days, Buddha Baonu has learned a lot about statistics and calculations with Miaoyan, and now he is considered smart, but he found that he and Song Gou's ghost thing are indeed not above the same level.
"It's annoying."
Buddha Baonu was planted on the bed, and her long black hair was scattered on the pillow, like a blooming black lotus.
"It's annoying, it's annoying, it's annoying......"
In the face of huge pressure, Buddha Baonu didn't have a good way, she knew that there was no point in talking to Song Beiyun about this matter? 10,000,000 can't be discussed? Such a huge stake is here.
To be honest, the point where Buddha Baonu appreciates and likes Song Dog is actually here? Is his public and private distinction clear and organized? will not change their position because of personal preferences, who doesn't like such a courtier?
Don't say that Zhao Xing is willing to give him power? If it is replaced by himself, it is not unacceptable for him to go too far.
But speaking of which...... What if the king of a kingdom gives birth to a child for his courtiers? This seems to be a very shameful thing.
Thinking about it? Unconsciously blushed.
But things are twisted here, the person you think about is close at hand, but not only can't you get it, but you have to be targeted by him everywhere, that kind of anger and grievance, really makes people toss and turn? Difficulty sleeping.
After sleeping for a long time and can't sleep? Buddha Baonu sat up from the bed, changed into civilian clothes and retired from the left and right guards, and ran out over the wall.
She didn't know where to go, anyway, it was hot and it was hard to sleep, so she might as well walk around.
But unconsciously, she walked outside Song Gou's temporary residence? She looked inside, thought for a moment, and then walked inside.
Didn't the guards at the door see it? After all, the people who can be here to guard Song Beiyun are all pro-soldiers? What is the concept of pro-soldier? That's the guy who did the dirty thing with the boss, this dirty thing? To know is not to know......
Buddha Treasure Slave into the backyard? But found Song Dog squatting in the courtyard? Zuo Rou next to him was also squatting there, and a Qiaoyun was sitting on a branch and beating cicadas with a branch.
She curiously leaned over to see what Song Dog was doing, but found that he was making ice in a basin, and it was dog days when she saw that a piece of ice in the small iron basin in the big wooden basin was slowly forming.
"What are you doing here?" Xiao Song raised his head and glanced at Buddha Baonu: "Is being an emperor so boring?" ”
"I ......" Buddha Baonu's eyes rolled around and straightened up: "The land of Liao, where can I not go?" ”
"It's a hard mouth."
Song Gou muttered a word and then didn't say anything more, just took out the iron basin, then put it on the washed stone table to knock down the ice, and then took out Qiaoyun's scimitar and began to cut the ice down.
Zuo Rou dragged a plate under her head, and each time she was full, she put it aside and replaced it with another one.
"What are you doing here?"
Buddha Baonu's question was not answered, but after seeing Xiao Song finish cutting all the ice cubes, he began to pour the juice from the mashed soup and summer fruits on it, and then Zuo Rou ate it.
"Hmm......" Zuo Rou took a big bite and covered her head: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"
Buddha Baonu: "??? ”
Song Gou glanced at the Buddha Treasure Slave with a confused face, and handed her a plate: "Look at your pitiful, give you a copy." ”
"Oh......"
Buddha Bao Nu held the cold plate, and then took a bite, the entrance was cold and sweet, making people feel comfortable up and down.
"You always have something new." Buddha Bao Nu sat there and ate and said, "I don't know what you have in your head. ”
"Eat as much as you eat, eat and talk so much nonsense." Song Beiyun handed the last plate to Qiaoyun, and after sitting there with some sweet water, he lifted his clothes and said to Buddha Baonu: "You ran fast just now, I forgot to tell you, you have to retreat another hundred miles for this bite." ”
"If you retreat, it's gone!" Buddha Baonu straightened up: "It's a big deal for you to bite back!" ”
"Okay, come here."
Buddha Baonu was scared, and ran to the side with a plate, this action made Zuo Rou and Qiaoyun laugh badly, in the end, this Buddha Baonu is not as good as Jin Ling'er, but Jin Ling'er was after Song Gou said, "Then you let me reach in and touch it", but he went up and untied his clothes.
In terms of lust, Jin Ling'er is indeed the first in the world, what Buddha treasure slave is not enough to see.
"Your Majesty, after the treaty is ready, let's sign it tomorrow, and everyone will save some time." Xiao Song crossed Erlang's legs: "I won't take advantage of you much, just that little thing." For Liao, it is just a little less. ”
Buddha Baonu didn't answer, but leaned over and asked, "Who do you say will ambush you?" ”
"Who else." Xiao Song propped up his head, propped up one leg, and patted his leg with the other hand: "Come, sit." ”
Buddha Baonu rolled his eyes, and then sat down on the stone stool beside Zuo Rou: "Some people say that it is the left and right military towns of the leather room army that are seizing power. ”
"Who said that, you check this person." Xiao Song laughed: "This is clearly the Liaobian Army in the pit skin room army, there is no reason in the world, you are too concerned about the skin room army, the border army is naturally dissatisfied, and the grievances will not come out over time." When I left the news of my departure from Western Xia, how could it be that the person who knew my route could be the leather room army, naturally it was the people of the border army. ”
Buddha Baonu nodded thoughtfully: "Then what should I do?" ”
"I don't have a reason to tell you."
Xiao Song smiled: "You are the Emperor of Liao, baby." ”
Buddha Baonu rolled his eyes, glanced at Zuo Rou, and said coquettishly: "Don't scream ......"
"It's okay, he calls the cat and dog at home also called baby." Zuo Rou raised her chin: "When you call me, you are always called Rourou." ”
Buddha Baonu looked at the osmanthus tree in the courtyard expressionlessly, chewing ice in his mouth, and didn't want to deal with this stupid guy.
"In fact, there are many ways to solve the disagreement between the border towns and the central government, one is to establish a military region system like the new system of the Great Song Dynasty, divide all the territories into several regions, no longer divide each other, allocate resources according to needs, and give more autonomous powers to the military district commander."
"Don't be afraid...... Rebellion? Buddha Baonu blinked and looked at Song Beiyun: "Such a method ......"
"Are you stupid?" Xiao Song waved his hand: "Don't talk nonsense with you first, it's time to eat chicken." ”
Xiao Song got up as he spoke, came to a smoking fire in the backyard, picked up the shovel next to him and began to shovel the soil, and after a while, three lumps of soil wrapped in mud were dug out by him, and the layer of soil outside was knocked and broken, revealing yellow-brown lotus leaves.
"Wow, I've been eating chicken every day these days, really. Eat this chicken and eat your chicken later. Zuo Rou happily sprang up gibberish: "It's really annoying." ”
"I said, there is a limit to how crazy you are......" Song Gou took a deep breath: "Where did you learn all this nonsense?" ”
Buddha Baonu didn't bother to listen to these foul words, but was attracted by the juicy chicken: "Can I eat it?" ”
"Eat." Xiao Song sighed and said, "Just give me a chicken leg for each of you." ”
"Mine for you." Qiao Yun handed his own to Song Beiyun: "I don't want to eat." ”
"Don't do that." Xiao Song tore off a chicken leg and sent the chicken back: "It's not a good thing." ”
And then he said while eating: "The contradiction between the border army and the central government is actually focused on the division of resources, why the Great Song Dynasty has an average of one mutiny a year in recent years, the problem is the military system, the balance is too serious, and everyone is not happy." Over time, officers and soldiers became private armies, and mutinies naturally increased. ”
Buddha Baonu tore the chicken little by little, eating it delicately, and after hearing Song Beiyun's words: "You also give me ideas, how about I spend money to hire you?" ”
"He is not short of money, you can dance." Zuo Rou smiled and quipped: "Let the Liao Emperor dance, but it's too interesting." ”