Yan Qi smiled: "What can I be?" Count the boning knife, peel the skin and remove the bones, just find me Yan a knife! ”

Ha ha!

Although the scene was tense, everyone still couldn't hold back a burst of laughter.

Ge Zhi was so angry that his body trembled: "Okay, you Yan Qi, you don't even know a little bit of geographical knowledge, you dare to slander me, you are so bold." ”

Yan Qi said disdainfully: "I really don't understand geography, but compared to you, it is a crushing existence." ”

"Haha, you're crushing me? Haha, joke, what a big joke. ”

Ge Zhi became smart again, grabbed Yan Qi's 'handle', and squeezed fiercely: "Okay, I have traveled to many places, but you are young, but you are just a humble family, no more than half a step in Jinling, and you dare to say that your geography is better than mine, who believes this?" When you are self-taught? ”

Yan Qi nodded indifferently: "No teacher? That's a good saying, I'm really self-taught. ”

Ge Zhi yelled wildly: "Okay, very good, you dare to make such a big talk!" Since you have blown out the cowhide, let's get through it in front of everyone. ”

"That's exactly what I mean."

Yan Qi stood on the high podium and said: "Readers, their chests and abdomen are full of bookish anger, high spirits, full of poetry and picturesqueness, and it is inevitable that they have the heart to travel. Even if I am like me, a humble little family, I have the infatuation to travel all over the world. ”

"If a poet, lyricist, master of calligraphy and painting, and a master of the literary world, travels around, appreciates the great rivers and mountains, and accumulates inspiration, maybe, he can splash ink and make peerless paintings! Or see the green mountains and green waters, and sing a peerless masterpiece. ”

In this way, touring the mountains and rivers is also a good way to promote the burst of inspiration, and students who have the conditions can try it. But remember, don't be too loser. ”

Speaking of this, Yan Qi's words changed: "However, such a tour of the mountains and rivers is of great benefit to other students, but for our geography students, it is too superficial and sloppy, and we don't want to understand it." ”

The students of the geography department all looked at Yan Qi, wanting to hear what Yan Qi had to say.

Yan Qidao: "The most important thing in learning geography lies in the eight-character proverb, that is: be proficient in geography and apply what you have learned." If we can't apply what we have learned, what are we doing studying geography? Isn't that a blind man lighting a lamp in vain? ”

Ha ha!

The crowd burst into laughter and nodded yes.

Yan Qi took out Ge Zhi's 'Entertainment Pictorial', turned the first page, pointed to the painting in Wuyi Mountain, and began to give examples.

"For example, Wuyi Mountain, located in Fujian, what is the geographical status of Fujian? Mountainous and uncarried, with poor transportation and steep staggering, the land is barren and extremely unsuitable for growing food, and the people are bitter and unhappy. ”

Ge Zhidang said, "What's the use of saying this? When I don't know these things? I know it, and the students know it, but people don't show it off like you. ”

Yan Qi smiled: "What's the use?" Next, it's our geography students' turn to play, if you don't understand, just shut up, no one will treat you as dumb. ”

"You ......" Ge Zhi's face turned purple and red, and he looked at Yan Qi blankly, trying to catch his loophole.

Yan Qi looked at the eyes of his classmates and said, for example: "The land in Fujian is barren, is there no way out?" Wrong, very wrong. ”

"When you arrive in Fujian, you will find that this place is suitable for planting tea, Anxi Tieguanyin, Yongchun Buddha's hand, golden cinnamon, Zhengshan small species, etc., of course, the most famous, to belong to the big red robe of Wuyi Mountain."

"Tea, can be called the soul of Dahua, Dahua, all love tea! As a geography student, we should think about why Wuyi Mountain is suitable for planting Da Hong Pao, and if we expand the area of Da Hong Pao and try to plant it in other nearby areas, can we expand the yield? If you can expand the production, then you will make a lot of money, even if you can't grow the taste of Da Hong Pao, maybe after testing, you can train new varieties. ”

"These things, the people do not have the foresight, go with the flow, and it is not easy to open up. However, when we study geography, we can see the dawn of making money, and if we guide it, we will surely achieve results. As long as you have the courage to explore, the camellia business will be prosperous, and you will make more money, and the people's lives will be better. ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but light up: this is the value of the existence of geography majors.

Yan Qi said again: "For another example, this entertainment pictorial records the scenery of the Tanggula Mountains and the cold climate, and Professor Ge Zhi also commented: What do you say is a closed and withered place, the hair does not exist, the skin cannot be covered, don't do it, it's best to abandon it." ”

"Paralyzed, what kind of bullshit comment is this, even the Tanggula Mountains have to be abandoned and handed over?"

Ge Zhi's face turned pale: "You dare to insult me? The climate of the Tanggula Mountains is harsh, what are you still doing? What is the use of soldiers fighting every day for this land? It's all our money, hmph, isn't that right? ”

"yes, yes."

Yan Qi stared at Ge Zhi with disdain: "Everyone is good at reading and doesn't seek to understand, but you Ge Zhi don't learn and don't know anything, but you have a big understanding, ridiculous, and ignorant." If you really want to abandon the Tanggula Mountains, you can be called the first fool in the past. ”

Ge Zhi shouted: "Where is stupid? Yan Qi, you don't pretend to understand me, in front of everyone, you tell me the reason. ”

Yan Qidao: "Needless to say, isn't this a louse on the bald head, is it obvious?" Let me ask you, is the Yangtze River important to Dahua? ”

Ge Zhidao: "Of course it's important. ”

"What about the Yellow River?"

"The Yellow River is the mother river, of course it is important."

"What about the Lancang River, does it matter?"

"Very important."

Yan Qi stared at Ge Zhi: "You still know how important the Yangtze River, the Yellow River, and the Lancang River are to Dahua. However, do you know where the Yangtze River, the Yellow River, and the Lancang River originate? ”

"Ah, this ......" Ge Zhi looked panicked and hesitated.

Yan Qi pouted: "You don't even know this, and you're still a fart geography professor?" Let me tell you, the birthplace of the Yangtze River, the Yellow River, and the Lancang River is the Tanggula Mountains. ”

Wow!

The crowd exclaimed.

Yan Qi said sonorously: "The source of the Yangtze River and the Yellow River is called the source of the three rivers, and in the area of the source of the three rivers, the Hoh Xil Mountain, the Animaqing Mountain, and the Tanggula Mountain Range run through it, vertically and horizontally!" In particular, the Tanggula Mountains are known as the Dahua Water Tower. ”

"As long as we control the Tanggula Mountains, it is equivalent to completely controlling the Yangtze River, the Yellow River, and the Lancang River. In this way, Dahua is in danger. ”

"This is the reason why we, the Dahua soldiers, risked our lives to defend the Tanggula Mountains."

"It's ridiculous, Ge Zhi, Ge Zhi, you want to abandon the Dahua Water Tower and give it to others? Haha, how ignorant are you? You deserve to be called a geography professor too? I think it should be changed to geography called beast. ”

Ge Zhi gasped, stunned, completely stupid.