Chapter 23: It's not easy to coax a woman!
Xuanyuan Hanmo pressed Liu Yun and Nalan Lan to sit on the side of the bed, and brought a stool himself.
"Please give me a chance to defend myself!"
Xuanyuan Hanmo folded his hands and looked at them very reverently.
The way he looked made the two women a little embarrassed.
Liu Yun's eyes were slightly red, and Chu Chu said: "You don't actually need to explain, it is common for you men to go to these fireworks places, even my father will go occasionally..."
Without waiting for Liu Yun to finish speaking, Xuanyuan Hanmo interrupted her.
"Stop! What is it called to go to the land of fireworks is a common thing, and I don't like to go! ”
Liu Yun listened, as if unintentionally, and said slowly: "Really? But the time you saved me, it seems that you also jumped from the Qinglou to save me. ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo was dumbfounded for a moment, and then smiled vaguely.
"Kiss Xiao Yun'er, you seem to be scared by the horse at that time, how do you still know that I jumped from the Qinglou?"
Liu Yun's face suddenly turned red, and she lowered her head and whispered a little embarrassedly: "I listened to my maid." ”
Nalan Lan saw that Liu Yun had deviated from the topic for Xuanyuan Hanmo, and was a little upset.
"Hey, color embryo, don't get away from the topic, greedy and lustful color embryo!"
Seeing that this matter was about to pass, this Nalan Lan came out to make trouble, and Liu Yun's originally improved face became gloomy again.
Xuanyuan Hanmo glared at Nalan Lan angrily.
"Well, listen to me, I went down the mountain with the fat man, and he left me to go by himself, and I was curious to follow, and then I found out that he went to a shipyard, and then I found out, and he pulled me up, and as a result, this thing participated in nine Oiran competitions, and was made fun of nine times in a row for not being able to pass the first level."
Nalan Lan heard that Liu Youfu had gone nine times, and felt that this fat man was also a pervert.
Later, when he heard that he was still participating in the Oiran Tournament and was eliminated in the first level in a row, he gloated and laughed.
Liu Yun also smiled.
Seeing the two laughing, Xuanyuan Hanmo continued to talk about how he gave the fat man the limelight, how to teach the fat man to make the light rainbow laugh, and then in the end, how the fat man was unwilling to leave like this.
I said a lot of oil and vinegar.
In the end, both daughters forgave him.
Both felt that Liu Youfu was the culprit.
At this point, Xuanyuan Hanmo's heart was united.
Observe a moment of silence for three seconds......
Fatty, brother sold you again, don't blame brother, dead Taoist friend immortal monk.
This is over.
The two women weren't angry anymore.
After all, Xuanyuan Hanmo went to the land of fireworks and didn't touch any women so "cleanly", which is commendable, so he didn't bother about it.
Liu Yun smiled slightly, and said softly: "Then have you seen grandpa?" ”
"Well, I see, grandpa said that when your father arrives, we will hurry up and get married, but I threatened my father to send someone to tie up your father directly and send it over as soon as possible."
Hearing that Xuanyuan Hanmo asked him to tie up his father and send him back, Liu Yun covered her mouth and smiled.
Nalan Lan directly stretched out his thumb and said two words, "admiration".
Nalan Lan saw Xuanyuan Hanmo and Liu Yun's eyebrows flirting, and she was caught in the middle and suddenly felt a little sad, so she got up and said goodbye.
Liu Yun wanted her to stay, but Nalan Lan pressed her back to sit, smiled at Xuanyuan Hanmo and walked quickly, her steps a little chaotic.
Xuanyuan Hanmo didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, so he just smiled and waved his hand and said, "Then let's eat together." ”
Liu Yun held Xuanyuan Hanmo's hand, "You don't have to worry about me, I wanted to match the two of you at the beginning." ”
patted Liu Yun holding her hand and looked into her eyes, like a scoundrel.
"A woman's mouth, a deceitful ghost, you say you don't care, but your heart is sad! Me and her, let's talk about it again, if it's really fateful, you can't stop it, hum! ”
Liu Yun pushed Xuanyuan Hanmo, this bad guy!
"This is something you don't cherish yourself, and I'll never give you a chance again, hum!"
Liu Yun's cute hum made Xuanyuan Hanmo couldn't help but kiss it.
Immediately, Liu Yun was so shy that she kicked her out, but after pushing it out, she found that the door seemed to have broken for this guy.
Can't turn it off!
Xuanyuan Hanmo looked at the little fool with a smile.
Half of what I just said is a lie.
Hum.
You girl sends a beautiful woman to your man, how can you not want it?
The door is broken, you're going to have to sleep with you tonight!
The days are long!
Seeing Xuanyuan Hanmo smiling there, Liu Yun was so angry that he picked up his little fist and hammered it.
But after hammering for a while, I found that the animal was still enjoying it.
His little fist was hammered painfully, and he angrily pushed Xuanyuan Hanmo all the way out of the courtyard and closed the door.
gave Xuanyuan Han Mo happily back to his "madhouse".
After sorting and putting away all the things sent from home, I finally looked at a large box.
Inside the big box are the things that Xuanyuan Hanmo has improved according to the Mojia mechanism that he remembered in his mind, all of them are disassembled parts, and there is no way to assemble them without a specific method, and these can be assembled according to different methods.
I took out the parts and slowly assembled them.
Soon, the outline of a mechanical figure came out.
This is improved by Xuanyuan Hanmo according to the memories of his mind and the era of the Big Bang Age of knowledge in his previous life.
He changed the name of this organ to Auntie Clean!
In the evening, Liu Yun had already made an appointment with Nalan Lan to sleep together tonight.
Xuanyuan Hanmo didn't come to her after rushing back, and he was a little worried about whether he was angry.
Nalan Lan comforted her: "Don't think about it, he is so precious to you, how can he be angry with you?" Let's go, let's go find him. ”
The two walked into the "madhouse" next door and found a figure in a skirt standing in the hallway.
And under the figure, there was a familiar figure "touching" the leg of the skirt.
Liu Yun's eyes were red, and Nalan Lan shouted angrily: "Xuanyuan Hanmo, what are you bastards here!" ”
Xuanyuan Hanmo heard the voice, raised his head, and saw the two women standing there, beckoning and saying, "Are you here?" Come over here, I'll show you something! ”
Hearing this, both women were a little angry.
Isn't it enough to have a wife who hasn't passed through the door and a beautiful woman who is ready to be upside down?
One more?
Still going together?
Good stuff?
Still, the two walked over.
They want to see which vixen it is, this big "charm"!
When the two of them took a closer look, they were both frightened, this is "not a person"!
The metal shell, arms, and face are all metal, and the "skirt" on the body is woven out of pieces of iron.
And with a handful in both hands - a broom!
Nalan Lan pushed the machine with his hand, very curious.
"What is this?"
"Introducing grandly! This is my invention, Aunt Sweeping No. 1! Xuanyuan Hanmo said happily.
"Sweeping Aunt No. 1?!"