It happened suddenly, why is it all messed up today?

Zong Shu asked the Queen Mother to give him a tattoo!

The tattoo character evolved from the ancient ink punishment, which began in the Later Jin Dynasty of the Five Dynasties, and after entering the Song Dynasty, the piercing face of the Five Dynasties was combined with the punishment since the Middle Tang Dynasty to increase the punishment intensity.

To commit robbery, prick a ring behind the ear; imprisonment, stabbed square; Punishment with a cane, a small round stab.

If the cane is punished three times, the face is stabbed, but the diameter is not more than five centimeters.

During the reign of Shenzong, in order to investigate the responsibility for the failure of the Western Xia army, the imperial court wanted to punish a transfer envoy.

The prime minister at the time reminded the gods that the ancestral family law did not kill literati, doctors and speakers.

Enraged, the Divine Sect decided to give him a tattoo, but the prime minister dissuaded him on the grounds that the soldier could not be killed.

Zhao Gou's trick is really yin and ruthless!

colluded with the princess of the Jin Kingdom, using Yan Yun's return to his hometown as a bait, and wanted to completely destroy Zong Shu.

The reason why Zong Shu was so rampant in the past was mainly because Huizong rewarded him with a fellow jinshi background.

So Zong Shu has the identity of a literati and a protective film.

Zhao Gou thought of a punishment that was even more uncomfortable than death for Zong Shu: stabbing words.

Just now, Zhao Gou proposed to tattoo Zong Shu, and many people felt: It is impossible for Huizong to agree!

As an emperor, although Huizong has just been teased by Zong Shu, it is actually serious and serious, and it is slight and slight.

It's even perfectly fine to be treated as a little joke.

If Zhuzhu really marries Zong Shu, it doesn't hurt to make a joke between the family.

As long as his brain is normal, he will not get rid of Zong Shu now, or even stabbed the characters.

After all, Zong Shu is the one who saved the lives of the emperor, empress and queen mother!

But the point is that Zong Shu's brain is not normal now!

He offered to ask for a tattoo!

When people said they were going to cut off their heads, he immediately stuck his neck out!

This guy's head was kicked by a donkey, and the sequelae are still flare-up from time to time!

"Queen Mother, please tattoo for me!" Zong Shu knelt on the ground and repeated it again.

At this time, Zong Shu suddenly remembered that his mother-in-law tattooed the four characters "Loyal to the Country" on Yue Fei's back.

By the way, where is Yue Fei at this time? Do you want to find him?

"Absolutely not," Zhu Zhu suddenly stood up, lifted the scarf on his face and said, "Brother Jiu, King Kang, don't push people too much." ”

Haha, my wife has come out for herself!

What's going on, why is Zhuzhu's face different from usual?

Well? It's not as good as usual.

His face is gray, and his hair is still gray!

Could it be that in just a few minutes, just because Zhao Gou proposed to give him a tattoo, she turned her hair white? Suddenly disfigured?

Looking at the tassels standing beside Zhuzhu, he looked smart and pretty at this time.

Usually, as long as Zhuzhu is present, the tassels are very ordinary.

Today, it's the other way around.

Zhao Gou seemed to be frightened by Zhuzhu's appearance, and he was speechless for a while.

Zong Shu said again: "Queen Mother, I am twenty years old, just and weak crown, there is no expression word, if the Queen Mother gives the word, my family will be grateful." ”

It turned out that what Zong Shu said was... Give words, not ...... Tattoo!

The Book of Rites says: "Men have twenty crowns and words."

After the man performs the weak crown ceremony, it is inconvenient for everyone to call him by his name, so he takes another alias related to the meaning of his name and calls it a character to express his virtue.

When mortals call each other respectfully, they will call it the word of virtue, so it is also called the word of the table.

Zong Shu just interpreted "Moon Picking Palace" as "Ramadan Palace", and now he interprets "Tattoo Character" as "Giving Words".

I just teased Huizong, and this played with Zhao Gou again, using the same technique.

The Queen Mother stroked her palms and smiled: "Zong Shu, the old body has allowed you." Emperor, you can give Zong Shu words. ”

Only then did Zhu Zhu sit down and put the scarf back on.

Whether Zhuzhu is sick or not, Zong Shu is a little worried.

The Queen Mother spoke, and Huizong wanted to scold Zong Shu a few times, but he couldn't, so he had to take over the work of "giving words".

Zong Shu was secretly refreshed, it seems that he still has to watch spitting TV shows, what kind of "homophonic stalks" are played, it is really easy to catch.

"Zong Shu, you have done a lot of things for the imperial court before, and I have not given you anything."

Zong Shu was moved, Your Majesty, you finally know, I let you earn money, and I earned face for the Great Song Dynasty, and I almost died under the walls of the Daimyo's Mansion, is it easy for me?

"I will give you a word, give away, I hope you give up your body and forget to give, give away, only then can you get a great realm, a great giving, only then can you get a great world."

Huizong groaned for a while, and gave Zong Shu the word: give up.

Li Shaoyan and Cao Zongshen thought to themselves, didn't Zong Shu and Huizong say it in advance?

When Zong Shu took Cao Zongshu to the camp of the Seed Army, he made up a fake name: Zu Sheyu.

Zong Shu hurriedly kowtowed to Huizong and thanked him for the grace of the word.

Let this guy pass the test again!

However, there is still the next level, so that Zhuzhu stands in the rainbow.

Everyone wants to see, what method Zong Shu uses to achieve it this time, is it like playing homophony?

Zong Shu made a move, and Lin Lingsu and Li Shaoyan walked over.

It seems that this time, it's going to be real.

Many people think that Lin Lingsu is a national teacher, and many people have seen him in the past, which is like praying for rain to summon the rainbow!

Even Wan Yanping, who didn't say a word, leaned forward, wanting to see how Zong Shu summoned the rainbow.

Lin Lingsu took out a mirror.

Sure enough, this is not much different from the research in the market, which is to summon a rainbow and then reflect it in a mirror.

Li Shaoyan brought a basin of water.

Zong Shu put the mirror in the basin and adjusted the angle to the sun.

Li Shaoyan walked to a white wall in a Jiying Hall and pointed.

It was discovered that a rainbow appeared on the wall, and although it was not large, it was indeed colorful!

A basin of water can create a rainbow?!

Zong Shu gave Lin Lingsu and the researchers a lesson on light.

Through chopsticks, it looks like it bends in water, and everyone knows the principle of refraction of light.

And Zong Shu through the two refractions of light, let everyone discover a wonderful phenomenon: light dispersion.

Light is refracted once when it enters the water, and the mirror reflects the light to refract the light out of the water again, which can also disperse the light.

Through two refractions, the white light is dispersed and divided into seven colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

Next, you don't need to move your feet at all. Everyone knows that Zong Shu has completed the task of making Zhuzhu "stand on the rainbow".

This kind of physics experiment, no matter how simple, is indeed shocking in this era.

People have seen rainbows, and they all think that they are naturally formed, and God is showing something to everyone, so there are various interpretations.

And now, the rainbow is really in front of everyone

To make a rainbow, Zong Shu only used a basin of water and a mirror!

At this time, when everyone looked at Zong Shu, they couldn't help but feel awe.

No wonder, the national teacher Lin Lingsu was convinced by Zong Shu!

At the beginning, Zong Shu predicted that Tongzhen Palace would sink into the underworld, and it really sank into the underworld!

Today, Zong Shu said that if he wants Zhuzhu to stand on the rainbow, he will really make a rainbow!

One is the earth and the other is the sky, is Zong Shu really like the legendary gods, who can communicate with the heavens and talk to the earth?

"Zhuzhu, this is a small rainbow, I'll make you a big one!"