Chapter 3: Stealing Chickens
The spring breeze was green, and on the path to Huang's house, a few half-grown children followed Li Zhi, and the small things were carried on their shoulders by several people in turn.
"Dog...... Small...... Brother Zhi, what are we going to do here? ”
The first to speak was the little fat man, which had the attribute of a cheap skin, and he didn't see any discomfort, but he was a little convinced by Li Zhi, took the little thing from Li Zhi's hand and carried it around his neck, and let the little thing grab his two ears and ask as he walked.
"You'll know when you arrive!"
Li Zhi walked in the front and didn't want to talk, mainly because he felt that he had nothing to talk about with a few little kids.
Five or six people followed him, and they could only communicate messages with each other's eyes.
"It's your turn." Kid Jia Nunu mouth.
"Why don't you ask?" Kid B glared.
"Let the fat pig ask again, they have a revolutionary friendship that they have fought!" The kid tilted his head, glanced at the little fat man, and confirmed his eyes with the two goods in front of him.
Then several people looked at the little fat man at the same time.
"Shh The little fat man looked at him, and he also felt that he was closer to Li Zhi, so he didn't beat me up just now, and he didn't even say anything to you.
Coughed twice, gave himself a boost, grabbed the little hand that was making a mistake on his ear, and walked two steps briskly to stand side by side with Li Zhi.
"Brother Zhi, my name is Zhuang Daya"
Li Zhi turned his head to look at the little fat man, a little strange: "I know"!
"Then I won't be called Xiao'er in the future, how about being called Daya?" After the little fat man finished speaking, he saw that Li Zhi did not deny it, but just smiled.
I was not without pride in my heart, I glanced at the shrimp soldiers and crab generals behind me, they are all scum, Lao Tzu will be the same as Brother Zhi in the future, whoever dares to call Lao Tzu Pig Lao Tzu will beat him!
"Okay, piggyback."
......
The little fat man had a bitter face, glanced at Li Zhi's back with resentment, and felt depressed, A, B, C, and D held back a smile at the same time, gloating when they passed by him one by one.
"Daya!"
Further on, turning a corner, you will reach Huang's house, Li Zhi stopped and shouted softly.
"Hey!"
The fat man's ears were clever, and he had a bitter face, carrying small things and walking sullenly at the end, but this time he came to the spirit and ran over in a hurry.
Brother Zhi is so sympathetic.
He also beckoned to A, B, C, and D, and a few sleepy boys surrounded him.
"Now I'm talking about things, whoever wants to go can go." Li Zhi's long eyes stared at a few people, the scene of beating Zhuang Daya today was terrifying, and it was all coming, it didn't make sense to go at this time, everyone was out of the house, okay!
"You all know that the Huang family's carriage hit me, not only did not apologize, but also bit back, I can't swallow this breath, I'm going to go to his house to get a few chickens back and stew, all of them should collect some interest first!"
A few people beat small playmates, and they haven't done things like stealing chickens before, and when everyone heard it, they put their minds at ease, don't they just steal a chicken, what a big deal, as long as they don't get caught red-handed, can they bite the little master's balls? The important thing is that you can also eat fragrant chicken, and it's done!
However, unlike in the past, this time Li Zhi commanded, the division of labor was clear, and his purpose was certainly not to take a few chickens and finish it.
The Huang family's house is not big, two into more than a dozen rooms, chickens and ducks are free-range in the backyard, a housekeeper dog, fat and thin...... Well, it's not big, but it's extremely vicious, and it's still stocked in the backyard.
This is the biggest threat to Li Zhi and his party, as for people, the Huang family has a shop in Chang'an City, and their wives, sons and daughters generally live in the city, including the men's nursing home, etc., and they are generally reluctant to come to the poor place in the countryside.
There are only three or five people living in a house of more than a dozen rooms, Master Huang, the gatehouse, and Huang Zhong, plus two courtyards, Master Huang probably thinks that there is no popularity in the backyard, so he lives in the front yard with everyone, and the backyard is used to raise livestock, chickens and ducks.
Since there are dogs, the danger factor is relatively high, they are all half-sized, Li Zhi does not plan to fake others, in the memory of the dog, the Huang family's guard dog is really low-mouthed, but he doesn't like to bark, in response to the saying that biting dogs don't bark.
Li Zhi glanced at the door and the courtyard that were napping against the door frame, and carefully walked around to the root of the backyard wall.
There is a dog hole, covered with thatch, and the way to deal with the watchdog in the past was to lead the dog away from the fastest runner, and the skinny one would run away from it and touch a chicken.
Li Zhi's purpose is not to touch a chicken and finish, the dog must be slaughtered before it can be moved!
He held Li Quanhu's firewood knife in his hand, held his breath and concentrated, and approached the dog hole step by step.
The rest of the people hid in the grass in the distance, looking at each other, where did they get the knives?
Luckily, the dog was far away at this time, Li Zhi stood by the dog hole, calmed down, and listened carefully to the sound inside.
Only the clucking of the hens......
Taking a deep breath, Li Zhi gently rubbed the firewood knife against the base of the wall, and the sound was very small......
Soon, the crow of the chicken in the cage became rapid and sharp, and the slight sound of the meat pad hitting the ground came rhythmically.
Li Zhi remained motionless, holding his breath, raising the knife in his right hand, his left hand was wrapped around borrowed clothes from his hand to his big arm to prevent being bitten, fine beads of sweat oozed from his forehead, he didn't notice it, only the slight stampede sound that was gradually approaching in his ears.
The dog hesitated a little, and couldn't resist his curiosity, a dog head came out first as usual, Li Zhi immediately made a decision, and cut down the dog's neck with a knife......
Boy Jia was the thinnest, and when he saw Li Zhi's gesture, he hesitated slightly, and then quickly rushed over according to the previous arrangement, got into the dog hole, and opened the back door.
Li Zhi stepped into the back door, took a look and put his mind at ease, the frame had not been destroyed, quietly parked in the backyard, and the pony was leisurely grazing in the manger!
The crowd crept in.
Li Zhi stretched out his hand, one person guarded the moon gate to watch the wind, and the rest of the people moved the chicken coop directly onto the carriage, and then led the horse out, put it on the carriage, and then moved the duck cage up......
It was noon, and the trail was deserted, and a group of half-sized children were driving the carriage, their faces flushed with excitement.
I didn't say anything all the way, and when I got to Zhuangzi, I don't know which one said: Stealing a chicken was nothing before, and the government would not track it down, but now in this situation, it's strange that Huang Laocai is not crazy!
And when the time comes, he will be found by the official, and he will have to shed his skin if he doesn't die......
Thinking of this, these boys finally knew that they were afraid, and ran away one by one with pale faces, wanting to tell their families about it.
Only the little fat man and the little thing were heartless, and they helped Li Zhi drive the carriage home.
Li Zhi was not very skilled in skinning the dog, then cleaned out the edible part, waved the knife and cut it into three sections, and allocated two sections to the two of them.
Scrub the bloody knife with well water and throw it under the eaves.
"Brother Zhi! Hold it can't move! ”
The little girl tried her best to breastfeed, but she put it down helplessly, and looked at Li Zhi aggrievedly, Li Zhi rubbed her little head, held her in his arms with one hand, and went out with meat in the other.
The little fat man felt that he had been ignored and hurt from beginning to end!
Send the little things home, deal with a few casual words, and only say that you will come home in the evening.