186 The Scholar Petitions

Let Zong Shu go to the palace to collect feces. When many officials heard this, they all had a sense of schadenfreude.

Although Zong Shu has saved many people's lives, this guy is very annoying, and he seems to have a natural rejection and antipathy to literati.

In the manufacture of the warm pavilion, this guy has blackmailed everyone a lot of silver, and he usually scares when he sees people, and there are no good words in his mouth.

Especially Liang Shicheng, Tong Guan, Cai Jing, Zhao Gou, Zhao Kai and others, they felt very relieved when they heard that Zong Shu personally collected the night incense.

Collecting night incense, smelling all day long, this is the work of lowly people!

With the title of the number one madman in Zongshu Beijing, as well as his usual unstingy character, he must be annoyed and angry, and he will even fight Huizong on the spot!

What this guy said just now is that "there is no distinction between high and low occupations, only the difference between value and size", which is the opposite.

These officials didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and they were all waiting for Zong Shu's next reaction.

"Your Majesty, in the past, there was Gou Jian who tasted feces, and now there is Zong Shu who collects feces, what an honor!"

Zong Shu's words surprised Huizong.

Collecting night incense and being in the company of feces, he can also elevate this stinky work to such a height?

When Gou Jian was lying on his stomach and tasting his gall, he once tasted the feces of Wu Wangfucha to test the physical condition of Fucha.

This guy is simply a fool, comparing the collection of night incense with the great cause of recovering the country, he will really put gold on his face.

"Your Majesty, the minister must live up to your expectations, work hard, make a strong dung, and do your best to contribute to the prosperity of my Great Song Dynasty."

Zong Shu's words were basically about to catch up with the level when Liang Shicheng was loyal just now.

Some officials felt that Zong Shu was so humiliated by the emperor that he was not annoyed at all!

This guy's face is no different from the soles of his feet.

Huizong thought that Zong Shu would jump on the spot, and he was ready, who knew that this kid couldn't see a little angry.

Seeing that Zong Shu was not angry, Huizong was a little angry.

Let you collect a night incense, how can you contribute to the prosperity of the Great Song Dynasty?

Listening to Zong Shu's tone, Huizong always felt a strange taste of yin and yang, could it be that this guy was talking back?

At this time, Wang Huang of the Imperial History, who had not spoken, spoke: "Your Majesty, the minister has accompanied you to Zongfu, do you remember what Zong Shu said?" ”

Of course, Wang Hao couldn't wait for Huizong to answer his question, and immediately said: "Zong Shu said, let feces and urine turn into silver, let monks use combs, and let eunuchs give birth to children, everything is possible." ”

Zong Shu looked at Wang Hao, this guy's brain is good, he did say this sentence at that time.

The officials in the palace all laughed, and Zong Shu dared to brag in front of His Majesty, so it was not strange for the monk to use a comb.

Let the eunuch have a baby? These people have been "uprooted", how can they still have children?

"Your Majesty, then let's see, how Zong Shu makes feces and urine turn into silver?" Wang Hao said with a smile.

When Huizong heard it, yes, let your Zong Shu speak wildly all day long, talking nonsense!

"Zong Shu, you just do what Wang Qing's family said, if you can't change the silver, then you will collect night incense for the palace for the rest of your life."

After Huizong finished speaking, his heart was greatly happy.

"Your Majesty, if I can turn and urine into silver, although the raw material comes from the palace, the silver belongs to me." Zong Shu said.

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned, could it be that Zong Shu could really turn and urine into silver?

Huizong's heart is another wall, this guy's mouth is really stinky!

If you can really make silver, it stinks!

"Zong Shu, night incense cannot be sold to outsiders or owners, and it cannot be used for fertilization." Zhao Gou added.

Zhao Gou's words are really timely and timely to fill the loophole.

Zong Shu sold the night incense to the farmers outside the city, even if he collected the night incense for a month, and only sold a little broken silver, it was also silver.

"Zhao Gou, you, ruthless enough!" Zong Shu shook his head helplessly and said: "Life is like pooping, sometimes you have worked hard, but it turns out to be just a fart." ”

Zong Shu, usually crazy can be, scare the sky and the air, and there are times of mourning!

"Your Majesty, let's not mention the matter of collecting night incense for the time being, we can't digress."

Zong Shu's words made Huizong have the urge to slap him in the mouth, digressed? Didn't you kid take you away?

No matter where this guy appears or what occasion he is, he will always mess up the atmosphere, run the theme, and deviate the rhythm.

"I think the theme of today's court meeting is, Qingjun side, scavenger! If Tong Guan doesn't get rid of it, my Da Song will be rotten like, smelly like urine, and will be chased and run. ”

Zong Shu's words were even more excessive than just now, this is not just a matter of Tong Guan, what is said that Da Song is rotten like and smells like urine, this is a slap in the face of Huizong.

For such a bastard, Huizong really can't do anything about him, because he saved the Queen Mother, the Queen and him, what can you do with him?

Suddenly, Huizong really understood the mood of Cai Jing and the others when facing Zong Shu, and they couldn't make it out if they were strong or angry!

Zhao Gou was about to stand up and say a few words for Tong Guan, when he heard a commotion outside.

A eunuch hurriedly ran in to report that more than 200 officials and more than 100 scholars were gathering at the gate of the palace, each holding a fold and asking to see His Majesty.

There was a bachelor named Chen Dong, who led hundreds of students to ambush Xuandemen, demanding that Tong Guan be severely punished for the crime of killing the family army.

"Why is this Chen Dong again?" Huizong had a hint of disgust.

Chen Dong once wrote to impeach Cai Jing and Cai You, and this time he organized personnel to block the door of the palace and asked His Majesty to severely punish Tong Guan.

Zong Shu was overjoyed, and the "Records of the Liao Dynasty" of the "Great Song Times" finally succeeded in igniting the anger of everyone, especially the low-level officials and scholars.

Chen Dong is really the same as in history, his personality is very strong, and if a spark splashes on him, it will become a sky-high fire.

Huizong obviously didn't want to overturn Tong to the bottom today, but to discuss it later.

If you don't get rid of Tong Guan now, there really is no chance.

When Zong Shuzheng felt that there was no way, Chen Dong came out and brought the officials and students to petition.

What a time!

Chen Guoting stood up at this time, and he had read Chen Dong's impeachment of Cai Jing here.

"Your Majesty, the Northern Expedition to Liao has already caused shock. Now that the truth is revealed, the scholars and the people are all crying out with grief and indignation, demanding that the culprit be dealt with strictly. The Imperial Observatory has received more than 100 books today, and the number is still increasing. ”

As he spoke, two imperial historians walked out behind Chen Guoting, carrying a large basket, which contained the folds of the book.

Huizong calmed his face and asked Liang Shicheng to show him a few copies.

After reading a few books, Huizong saw the most words "Tong Guan, inhuman, take your life!" ”

Inhuman? Isn't this what Zong Shu scolded King Zhao Kai at that time? It was Zong Shu who scolded him in the court.

Why do these people use Zong Shu's words when they go to books?

Huizong groaned and hesitated, if he didn't deal with Tong Guan, I am afraid that he would really not be able to explain, there were more than 400 people gathered outside the palace, and there were more than 100 officials who wrote the book.

Tong Guan is really angry and wants to deal with him, but what to do with the negotiation with the Jin people?

Cai Jing saw that Huizong was in a dilemma, and immediately stepped forward to add a fire, demanding that Tong Guan be exiled to the northwest.

"Get rid of all official positions in Tong Guan," Huizong finally made up his mind: "Fill the palace of King Kang with a white body, and cooperate with King Kang to negotiate with the Jin State." ”