40、April 8 Sunny (thanks to the leader of the dish's picking)
After telling Zuo Rou about Aunt Hong and the child, Song Beiyun asked her to arrange the departure in the shortest possible time, so that she could be in the afternoon and early in the morning, and she could not delay it.
"You're saying you're worried that the county lord will find out?"
"It's not worrying, after a long time, you will inevitably find out."
Song Beiyun took the soup and rice handed by Qiaoyun, and after taking a bite, he continued: "When the county lord said that he would visit another day, it didn't look like a joke. She will definitely come, then the more times she appears, the people around King Fu will definitely be alert, not to mention those county lord's licking dogs. ”
"What is a dog licking?"
"It's just a compliment from a girl, and the girl still doesn't have a good face for them."
This explanation was very interesting, which made Zuo Rou laugh for a while, and after laughing, she raised her chin: "Then you are also my licking dog?" ”
"Shit." Song Beiyun glanced at her disdainfully: "You are also worthy?" ”
"Then you can't be it once?" Zuo Rou frowned: "What's the matter?" Don't give any face? ”
Where in the world does anyone force another person to lick a dog himself? I'm afraid this person is not stupid, is he?
But stupid is stupid, she is not very smart herself, so explaining these to her is simply for nothing, so Song Beiyun continued: "Don't talk nonsense, you hurry up and arrange a caravan, and be sure to send people to Nanchang Mansion for me." ”
"Got it, got it." Zuo Rou crossed his waist: "Then tell me honestly, why didn't you tell me about His Majesty King Yan earlier?" ”
"Tell you, what about after that? There are some things that you'd better not know too clearly, you know what I mean? ”
This dog thing, the words that come out have the same taste as the old man and Zuo Fang, Zuo Rou is uncomfortable listening to it, anyway, I feel that there is a kind of contempt between the lines.
"Do you look down on me?"
"Eldest sister, how do you want me to look up to you? Do you want to let you conceive a child to be affordable? ”
"It's ......" Zuo Rou's eyes rolled: "It's okay, even if you will be beaten to death by my father." ”
"Don't disgust me." Song Beiyun shook his head and said: "Anyway, you should be careful of the county lord, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp, you are almost twenty years old, can you not be like a stupid donkey." ”
Zuo Rou hummed like a puppy, Song Beiyun didn't pay attention to her, just took out a piece of paper from her arms and spread it on the table, there were hundreds of round pills in it: "By the way, you can try this." ”
"What is this?"
"If you eat it, you can get bigger." Song Beiyun nodded seriously: "Don't you always envy other county lords, eat." ”
"Really? Can you get bigger if you eat it? ”
"Let it be."
It's true? Of course it's fake, this thing is brown sugar, hawthorn and some prickly pear to make a small snack, strengthen the spleen and appetize, eliminate food and accumulate.
But the placebo gives an ignorant girl some faint hope, once people have hope, they will no longer be so inferior.
"Sister Qiaoyun, you can also come and eat some."
Qiao Yun was stunned for a moment, and glanced down at his chest: "I also ...... Do you want to eat it too? ”
"It's delicious anyway."
"Then ......" Qiaoyun nodded with a blushing face: "Okay then." ”
Let Qiaoyun put away these stomach and appetite pills like treasures, Zuo Rou sat on the stone bench and watched Song Beiyun eat in a hurry, holding her cheeks with both hands, looking stupid.
"Tell me quietly, how can you make it impossible for me to get married." Zuo Rou said to Song Beiyun: "Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep even more." ”
"You slept so much in my bed that day, and you couldn't sleep, and thunder couldn't wake you up!"
Zuo Rou really didn't know why, even in front of the emperor, she had never been so uncomfortable in front of this evil animal, she just wanted to beat him up to be comfortable.
"Hurry up and say, toast without eating and drinking." Zuo Rou pinched her fingers so loudly: "Don't you have to be beaten to be honest." ”
Song Beiyun rolled his eyes: "Why are you ...... like this?"
However, in order not to be beaten, he still said honestly: "There are three ways to make you unable to get married." ”
Zuo Rou came to her senses when she heard this, and stood upright: "Speak quickly." ”
"This first." Song Beiyun raised a finger: "Let you have a body, this will work the fastest, anyway, you won't be ashamed, and the Wang family will definitely not ask for a broken shoe." ”
"You're just breaking your shoes!"
"Second, your family or his family was beheaded all over the house, and the nine clans were punished. There's no need to get married. ”
Zuo Rou was about to cry angrily: "Bastard thing...... I'm going to be angry. ”
"The third is actually the simplest, that is, your husband-in-law who has not passed through the door has become a scumbag who eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and then returns to the east window." Song Beiyun narrowed his eyes: "Do you use the tricks of the next three indiscriminate?" ”
"Yes!"
Sure enough, Zuo Rou's courtesy, righteousness and shame have all been cultivated at home, and she didn't say anything, she agreed without saying a word, how much she hates the prince of the Wang family......
Seeing Song Beiyun's disdainful eyes, Zuo Rou felt that she might have gone too far, and she scratched her head: "Or ...... Pick the first one? ”
"And who are you going to conceive?"
After this question was asked, not to mention Zuo Rou, even Qiaoyun looked at Song Beiyun, and Song Beiyun looked at the two of them and pointed to his nose: "Me?" You're crazy! ”
"What else should I do? Who else could it be? Besides, shouldn't you and my friends be watching and helping each other? ”
"It's called mutual aid, huh? You're pushing me to death. If I really do it, not to mention whether your father will kill me or not, just living with you for the rest of my life will be a disaster when I think about it. No way. ”
"So disgusted with me?" Zuo Rou's bamboo cup was pinched by her and creaked: "You dare to say another word!" ”
"Okay!" Song Beiyun didn't say a word, grabbed Zuo Rou's arm and dragged her into the house: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, it's today, I endure the nausea and be unlucky to be pressed by the ghost." ”
As soon as she saw that Song Beiyun was playing really, Zuo Rou immediately began to lie on the ground, refusing to enter the room: "Qiaoyun helps...... Qiaoyun saves lives!! ”
Qiaoyun shook his head helplessly, but he didn't step forward, just silently sighed that this pair of happy enemies was really dirty but a little cute.
"I choose Article 3, Article 3, ......"
Zuo Rou begged for mercy and hugged Song Beiyun's arm: "Don't dare, I really don't dare." ”
"Don't you dare, do you? Then shut up! ”
"Oh......"
Sitting back on the stone bench, Zuo Rou's face was flushed, and she unbuttoned her clothes without any scruples, revealing her emerald blue gold silk twined belly pocket.
And Song Beiyun didn't even look at it, after all, he had seen too much, and it was boring.
"The third thing, then you have to start faster and execute it slower."
"What do you mean?"
What else can you do when you encounter this kind of stupidity, except for explanation? Song Beiyun began to slowly explain to her that the overall part of this plan is to create a scumbag.
This son of the Wang family, Song Beiyun, has seen it, saying that he is a bad person, but in fact he is not, at least when he looked at the county lord, he didn't stare at the big place of the people, and he can be regarded as an orderly and polite person, simply put, he is a nerd who wants to save face.
It's completely different from the slippery north slope.
And such a person, to become a scum is nothing more than a few steps, but how to get in touch requires a little knowledge, and here you need the cooperation of the little grandfather.
Although Song Beiyun knew that Zuo Fang's little grandfather was a scheming person, there were not many people in Jinling City who knew about him, and people's most impression of him was that he was one of the top gentlemen in Jinling City, who did all kinds of bad things, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling.
It just so happened that the little grandfather and the prince of the Wang family were also related to Zuo Rou because of their relationship, as long as Zuo Rou pretended to be close to the prince these days, and agreed to this family business, and then discussed this matter with the little grandfather, it would naturally be a matter of course.
As for how to operate in the future, it depends on how Zuo Rou is doing here.
"That's it?" Zuo Rou blinked and looked at Song Beiyun: "It really works?" ”
"The top pipe is used, you are responsible for matchmaking."
"Good ......" Zuo Rou took a deep breath: "What if I am close to him and he intends to treat me wrong?" ”
"Are you afraid of misdeeds? My dear mother, are you afraid of misdeeds? You are fifteen years old and still don't understand personnel and say that you are afraid at night, and you have to ask me to take a bath with you, are you afraid of misconduct? ”
Zuo Rou's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and she rushed up to block Song Beiyun's mouth: "Shut up, you ......"
Qiao Yun looked at her young lady with wide eyes beside her, because she didn't know anything about it...... This is spread out, where can I still say clearly, and the girl in the age of Lu has such a skin-to-skin relationship with a man, as long as it is passed out a little bit, this life is over, it is really over.
"Then I'll go back to my brother."
"Go, go, remember to arrange a caravan."
"Let Qiaoyun arrange it for you, and I'll go back."
The resolute woman strode away, and she didn't know whether she was shy or anxious, anyway, she ran away as soon as she slipped away.
Only Qiaoyun and Song Beiyun were left in the courtyard, Qiaoyun came to him, and Song Beiyun also hugged Qiaoyun's waist very generously: "Sister Qiaoyun, how can you count the matter of kissing me secretly?" ”
Qiao Yun was stunned for a moment, and immediately turned red from the speed visible to the naked eye from his neck to his face: "You ......"
"I sleep lightly, I can feel it when someone comes, but I think it's Sister Qiaoyun, let's see how you are."
"I ......"
Qiaoyun's brain couldn't function at all, and she stood in place in a daze.
"I'm not a loser, you have to let me come back."
"But ......" Qiaoyun hurriedly said: "Ah Qiao's ...... over there"
Song Beiyun waved his hand: "Then when you kissed me secretly, did you think of Ah Qiao?" ”
He tightened his hands and pulled Qiaoyun to his side, and then hugged her waist and put his face on her stomach: "It's okay if you don't kiss, let me hug the general line, right?" ”
"Hmm......" Qiaoyun replied in a low voice: "Don't let people see it." ”
"I saw !!"
The two turned around at the same time, and saw Zuo Rou standing there, her eyes wide with anger: "Song Beiyun!! ”
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Counting the new alliance leader, I still owe four chapters!