Chapter 4 8 Halfway out of the way to bite the gold

I patted my head lightly to dispel the bad thoughts that came out of my head.

Then, I walked to the shoe and hat section, first finding myself a pair of well-fitting cotton leather boots, then a pair of crimson snow boots. After comparing it with the cloth shoes in my hand, I estimated that the size was inseparable!

I thought about it seriously, and it seems that Uncle Butler's feet are much bigger than mine! Okay, then find a few more pairs of oversized cotton leather boots. I can always match the housekeeper with the right one.

Afterwards, I led five pairs of shoes back to my house.

Xiao Ling in the room was sitting on the bed playing with the phone I put there, watching me open my eyes. Xiao Ling said to me, "Young Master, what is this!" Black glass? ”

I glanced at it and said, "That's a phone." Gadgets only. Come, try the shoes I picked for you first, young master, to see if the size is right? ”

I handed my crimson snow boots to Xiao Ling, and then put Xiao Ling's cloth shoes on the ground.

Xiao Ling blushed and picked up her snow boots to look left and right, and then secretly stretched out her feet and put them on.

"Wow! It's the right size, it's so warm! ”

"Come on, try it on the ground."

"Okay young master." Xiaoling jumped out of bed and jumped up in snow boots.

"It's warm and comfortable! Thank you, young master! ”

I looked at Xiaoling bouncing around, and she really looked more like a modern young girl.

"Huh! It seems like there's something missing. I began to look at Xiaoling carefully.

"Hmmm! The bag head does not need to change, and the down jacket is also improvised. Shoes ok. By the way, it turned out to be pants! ”

Xiaoling is still wearing a pair of coarse linen pants with patches, which seems to be single-layered!

"Xiaoling, take off your pants!"

"Ahh Don't! Master! Xiaoling heard me. Frightened, he slipped into the blanket, then pouted and covered his head, hid in the blanket and said, "Young master, don't do it!" Not now! ”

"Huh? Why not? As soon as I said that, I remembered the ambiguity in my sentence.

"Huh! No, no, no! I quickly waved my hand and said.

"Xiaoling, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that." My face turned red, too.

When Xiao Ling heard me finish speaking, she gently poked her head out, stared into my eyes and asked, "Is it really a misunderstanding?" ”

I hurriedly took out the S-size thermal underwear from the shopping bag, and said to Xiaoling, "Yes, what a misunderstanding." I wanted you to try this outfit. This dress is very comfortable and warm to wear. ”

Xiaoling looked at the thermal underwear in my hand and nodded, and then got out.

I handed it to Xiaoling, and then said, "It's better for you to wear it closely." With that, I quickly turned my head away.

There was a murmuring sound from behind, as if Xiaoling was changing clothes. It seems that Xiaoling didn't care that I said the wrong thing. I breathed a sigh of relief.

Then I inadvertently glanced at the dresser mirror facing the bed, and saw a scene that was white and should not be seen.

"Huh! You don't have to take off your belly pocket! I muttered, and quickly closed my eyes. I said silently in my heart: "You can't look at it, you can't see it, you must not be a beast!" ”

But the sound of the clothes rubbing against my back was really scratching, and it tickled my heart. "No, I can't bear it."

With that, I stood up, picked up the shoes I had prepared for the butler, and rushed out the door.

Accidentally, I was touched by the door and nose.

"Huh! What a big sour date. ”

Watch me rush out with tears in my eyes. Xiao Ling, who was startled by me getting up first, began to laugh.

I ran to the porter. The butler is sitting there drinking tea!

I put my shoes on the stool and said to the butler, "Uncle butler! Have you finished distributing food? ”

The housekeeper smiled and clenched his fists at me and said, "Young master, it's going on outside, I'll tell you when it's finished." ”

What's going on out there? I looked out.

Outside the door, there was a large pile of sacks, and a man in black was handing out food with a few strong laborers. I didn't see the bookkeepers, nor did I see the receipts.

Forehead! Can this be lending? I always think that you have to keep an account book or something to do charity!

After thinking about it, forget it, it's not bad money anyway, and I don't bother to care about these things.

Then I said to the butler, "Uncle butler, try these shoes." How about the size. ”

The butler looked at the cotton leather boots I handed him, took them and stroked them for a while, and then handed them back to me: "Young master! These are the best leather boots, and they're worth the least of the money! Young master, you better keep it for yourself, I really can't afford such good shoes, little old man! ”

"Huh! No, Uncle Housekeeper, this is specially sent to you by my friend, you can pick a pair of suitable sizes. "Seeing that the housekeeper didn't want it, I could only fool around. It seems that my 'friend' is going to exist for many years.

With that, I shook the pair I was wearing on my feet.

"You see, I have it too, and I can't wear anything I have for you. Friends will send it again in the future! ”

I was persuading the housekeeper. Suddenly, there was a loud "hahaha" laugh outside the door.

Then, one opened his chest in the tenth winter wax moon, revealing a pinch of black hair on his chest. The muscles of the whole body were tense and the big man with cloth shoes walked in.

Fortunately, there is no sideburns and beard on his face, otherwise he would have been white-skinned Zhang Fei in the world.

The big man laughed and walked into the porter, looked at the cotton leather boots pushed around by me and the housekeeper, and said, "Sure enough, it's a loser!" Wowhaha! He even gave leather boots to his subordinates. ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately became unhappy: "How can I lose my family, I am willing to give Uncle Housekeeper boots, it's your business!" ”

When the big man heard me say this, he paused for a moment, and then slapped my hand on the shoulder.

I saw the big hands clapping over and thought, "It's broken, I'm going to be beaten!" Immediately afterward, a large hand slapped directly on my shoulder.

It was as if I had been struck with a stick. Immediately, my shoulder stabbed hotly, and my feet went limp, and I was almost knocked down.

"Holy! It's too ruthless, just do it! "I suddenly started to depress my skinny body." No, after passing this level, you must exercise in the future. ”

This is the big man who didn't continue to beat me, looked at me suspiciously, almost fell down, and then laughed again.

"Wowhaha, my temper is not small, but I still know that I respect the elderly, but my small body is too weak!"

The housekeeper hurriedly stretched out his hand to support me, and after seeing that my painful face was red, he was also anxious, and shouted to the big man: "In broad daylight, you actually deceived the door, old man, I will fight for you!" "After saying that, I have to rush up and fight hard. I quickly grabbed the butler. Don't go up and suffer, after all, this big man is very fierce!

At this time, the big man laughed and said, "Hahaha! I'm sorry, I'm used to beating my son, and I didn't have the strength to do it for a while. Forget you're just a normal person! Someone! ”

I'll go, and after the fight, I'll still say cool things, and there will be swearing in my words? But how can you still call people!

I'm fooling myself about that. Behind the big man came a stout man in a tight suit. He clenched his fists and said to the big man: "The end will be!" ”

"Let's see if this kid hurts his muscles and bones!"

"Yes!"

Wait a minute! Self-proclaimed last general? Could this thing be a general or something?

I was confused when the stout man stepped forward, reached out and grabbed my arm, then pulled it out and pushed it again. Click. I quickly felt as if my arm had been broken, and after a sharp pain, it no longer hurt.

"I'll go! It's a bone! Did you just dislocate me? "I quickly touched the shoulder that was directly injured, and it didn't seem to hurt so much.

This product is too ruthless, a slap actually dislocated me, but fortunately, this man later picked me up. Otherwise, I won't give myself a bone!

I thought as I looked at the man in front of me stupidly.

The big man laughed again and said, "Little guy, the old man apologized to you." With that, he bent over me with his fists clenched.

Then Dahan said: "Old man Cheng bites gold!" Come and see you, a loser! ”

Cheng bites gold? This goods is Cheng Biting Gold! I'll it! This product turned out to be Cheng Biting Gold. There's a celebrity who has appeared!

Seeing me staring at him dumbfounded, Cheng Yanjin reached out again and wanted to pat me on the shoulder. Frightened, I quickly took a few steps back.

Then I said: "Cheng ~ Cheng ~ Cheng bite gold? ”

As soon as the words fell, Cheng Biting Jin slapped me on the back of the head, but I didn't dodge it this time.

But it didn't seem to be very strong, but I had some tinnitus when I was shot, and I didn't pass out. Looks like this thing has reined in its strength!

"You scumbag! Call Uncle Cheng! Cheng Yanjin said.

"Uncle~Uncle?" Where does kinship come from? How did you become an uncle? I wondered.

"Well, that's pretty much it." After speaking, Cheng Yanjin picked up a few pairs of cotton leather boots on the stool, pinched them, and then sniffed them, sat directly on the stool, kicked off his cloth shoes, and stood up directly with leather boots.

"Hmmm! Not bad! It's mine! After speaking, Cheng Yanjin swaggered and walked out of the door.

Well? That's it? Softly he came, waved his hand, and almost snapped me. Gently he walked away, waving his sleeves and taking the leather boots from the table. A pair of stinky shoes was also left.

I'll go, I'm here to rob it!" Hit me first and snatched my shoes.

When I was complaining in my heart, Cheng Yanjin, who had already walked to the door, looked back at me and said, "Boy, don't be stupid again in the future, it's useless for you to do that!" If you have something, you should come and ask the old man for me! Hahaha! After speaking, Cheng Biting Jin laughed and went out.

Me and the housekeeper, you look at me, I look at you. Then I asked, "What did I do?" What do I do? ”

The housekeeper also shook his head suspiciously and said, "I don't know either!" I can figure it out if you are a loser. ”

I looked at the housekeeper viciously: "Uncle housekeeper, you can't talk about me like that!" How am I a loser! ”

The butler turned his face away, sighed and said, "Okay! The young master is not a loser, the young master is good. ”

Looking at the housekeeper's face, I knew that the housekeeper must also think that I was a loser! Forget it, don't bother to deal with him. I wasn't in the mood to stay here anymore, so I casually pointed to my boots and said, "That's all for you!" Find a pair of suitable sizes to wear, if it doesn't fit, you can deal with it casually! It doesn't matter if you give it away, or if you throw it away, I'm a loser anyway! ”

With that, I turned around and walked towards the inner house.

"Alas! It's still cute and pleasing to Xiaoling! I'm going to play with Xiaoling, and I don't care about you laymen! ”