Chapter 155 172 This sentence was said by Mencius......

"Alas! If I had known, I wouldn't have wasted so many drones! I said with a little regret.

But after thinking about it, I thought it was better to get out of the car and ask that Zou Yan, after all, the way I suddenly hid in the car was not atmospheric at all...... That's what I thought, anyway.

After picking up the grapefruit, I opened the car door and walked to Zou Yan, who was paying attention to the cash truck, stretched out his hand to hand over the grapefruit, and said with a snicker: "Hi~ I just brought you the big orange from my teacher, can you taste it!" Hehe, look at my orange, it's much bigger than you've ever seen! ”

Zou Yan saw me stretching out my hand to hold a big grapefruit and handing it over, first shocked for a moment, then stared at her big good-looking eyes, looked at the grapefruit in my hand with a confused face and asked me, "This!" Isn't this pomelo? I think there's one in the market! Then she looked at me with a rare and strange expression and said, "You're not kidding me!" ”

I listened to her words and was stupid! No way! Grapefruit was already available in the Tang Dynasty? I thought this thing was a foreign thing? Or it's always grapefruit and grapefruit! However, because I didn't eat much fruit before the crossing, and I was a complete carnivore, I didn't know that grapefruit and grapefruit were completely different things. And, as a historical blind, I had no idea that oranges, oranges, and pomelos all originated in China......

"Huh! Shame on you! Forehead! No, I'll have to go get some other fruits, so I'll have to find something she hasn't seen before, and get her face back! I muttered to myself. Then he smiled awkwardly at Zou Yan and said, "Hehe! I got it wrong! Wait a minute! After saying this, I handed the grapefruit into Zou Yan's arms, then turned around and ran into the car, completely forgetting what I was going to do! She just wanted to find a fruit she hadn't seen before, and use it to regain the face she thought she had lost......

“……!?” Zou Yan was also completely stunned when she saw me turn around and run, and then she also muttered, but now I have run into the car and have not heard her words at all.

When I got back in the car, I locked the door again and crossed over to the mall, and when I got back, I calmed down. He muttered, "Huh! I~ What the hell am I going to do? Why did it get to the fruit battle again? Forehead! It seems to be off topic! Shouldn't I ask her what is going on with the blue sky and white clouds that appear underground? Forehead! Forget it, let's go to the supermarket and get the fruit first! ”

When I got to the supermarket, the competitive spirit I had just been angry about because of the yuzu oolong incident was gone! After looking at the various fruits in the fruit section of the supermarket, I don't want to find out which fruit is not available in this era, I don't want to take a fruit that Zou Yan knows again, it really seems that I am too unknowledgeable!

"Oh yes! In that case, I'll prepare a fruit salad, don't you! Well? Wait, why do you want salad! How good is a fruit parfait? "I suddenly remembered that there was another ice cream shop next to the café, and every time I ran to the café in a daze~ After all, the café is my birth point! Every time the mall is reset, I will appear in the café after a trance~ Although I have passed by there several times and never entered, I have seen the promotional advertising poster of Fruit Parfait on that signboard, anyway, the photo on the poster is very tempting!

Thinking of this, I ran straight over. As soon as I entered the door of the ice cream parlor, I saw several cups of fruit parfaits in the vertical freezer inside the counter. I walked over and opened the freezer to see that it was all real. When I looked at it from the outside, I thought it was just a model, after all, the counter of the cake shop was full of models.

I went to the back kitchen to take a look again, and found that there were a lot of cut fruit pieces and ice cream of various colors on the countertop, as well as in the freezer and fresh-keeping cabinet next to it, and there were also a lot of ordinary wine glasses and various strange-shaped cups in the sterilizer on the other side. In addition, there are many wooden boats such as banana boats and various small paper umbrellas......

"Huh! I didn't even come to check it out sooner! I knew that I would use this to coax Xiao Mei Niang at that time! "After seeing all kinds of fruits and ice cream here, I suddenly missed Xiao Mei Niang, although Xiao Mei Niang was hugged by his father for less than a day, but after all, we didn't say goodbye, and we separated directly. Now I suddenly feel a little sad. In addition, I suddenly felt a trace of panic of unknown origin in my heart, as if I had forgotten something unreasonable.

"Huh! Forget it, let's get back to it! Let's take this out first and bluff that Zou Yan! I shook my head, then walked out of the back kitchen again, and found a cup of fruit buffet with the most colors and the largest cup from the exhibit counter, and thought about traveling back to Datang directly.

"Huh! No, let's go to the underground garage and cross again! After all, it is convenient to locate the body in this shopping mall to the underground garage after all, oh yes, after going out for a while, I will send the cash truck back first! After all, it's not a problem to throw it outside! ”

After running back to the underground garage, I first crossed back to Datang, got out of the car and handed this large cup of fruit parfait to Zou Yan, and then after she looked at me with an amazed expression and put the parfait in her hand, I turned my head and went directly back to the front of the car, and once again used the technology of fast crossing to transfer the cash truck directly back to the mall.

Then I returned to Zou Yan, and when I saw that she was holding the fruit and didn't eat it, but just kept appreciating it, I asked, "Why don't you eat it!" This is my ~ my teacher's door, the most popular cold drink among ladies! Hurry up and try it! Otherwise, it won't look good after a while! ”

"This~ How to eat this!" Zou Yan stared at the parfait in his hand, then swallowed his saliva and said.

"That's it~ uh! Wait a minute, I forgot to grab the spoon! "I realized that I forgot to bring a spoon out, and only handed Parfay to Zou Yan, no wonder she would rather stare at swallowing saliva than eat!

"Huh? Can't you just grab it? I guess if it was Xiao Ling or Xiao Mei Niang, I would have grabbed it and eaten it a long time ago! Oh yes, this thing claims to have lived for hundreds of years! Maybe it's for the sake of face! I complained silently in my heart, and then quickly found a stainless steel spoon from the mall and handed it to Zou Yan. It's not that I don't want to go to the ice cream parlor to get a special spoon, it's just that it's a bit far away, so I just ran to the supermarket and gave her a regular stainless steel spoon.

After Zou Yan got the spoon, she first cocked her orchid fingers and scooped a small sip of the spoon and tasted it, then saw that her eyes suddenly lit up, and then she completely forgot the appearance of the lady just now, and stuffed it into her mouth with a big gulp.

I'm stupid!

"Huh! You~ Eat slowly! You eat so fast, aren't you afraid of a headache! I stared at Zou Yan and gobbled it up three or two times, then stuffed the large cup of fruit parfait into my mouth, and then stretched out my tongue and licked the cup......

"Huh! It's a double portion! I said in surprise. This fruit parfait is the biggest cup I've ever taken out of the showcase! Although I haven't eaten it before, I've seen it in various cartoons, and this kind of big cup should be eaten by two couples! But the food in front of me was eaten in three or two bites...... Forehead! How hungry this is!

"Anything else? Would you like another drink? After Zou Yan licked the cup clean, she looked at me expectantly and said, but as soon as the words fell, she suddenly frowned deeply, and threw the glass in her hand casually, and then hugged her forehead tightly with both hands and said: "Ah~It hurts, it hurts~~"

When I saw it, it was eaten too quickly, and I was provoked by the ice cream! Then when I just wanted to take a step forward and help her rub her forehead, I saw Zou Yan suddenly do a backflip, then turn and roll for a week, then a front flip for a week and a half, and then a volley back flip for more than a month~~~ Uh! Tongue!

Anyway, after she rolled backwards several hollow heels in a row, she stood in the distance, pressed her forehead alone, and said angrily: "You~ You actually poisoned!" ”

“……!? Ha? Poisoned? "I was first shocked by Zou Yan's continuous flips. And then I was completely stunned by what she suddenly said 'poisoned'!

"I got poisoned there?"

"You're there~~ Huh? Why is it okay again? Zou Yan pointed at me and was about to say something, when she suddenly found that her forehead was no longer as stinging as it was just now, and she was also confused.

Seeing her appearance, I finally understood what she was misinterpreting! Then he explained: "Huh! You misunderstood, you just ate a cold drink~ Eh! It's the relationship that eats ice cubes too fast, so it stimulates your forehead and makes you suddenly feel a little headache, if you don't believe it, you can just find an ice cube to try, eat cold drinks too fast~ Eh! If you eat ice too fast, it will be like this! ”

"Huh! Are you sure? Zou Yan felt his body carefully, and then he believed what I said, and then he rushed back to me with an arrow step, and then said with an embarrassed expression: "Eh! I'm sorry, but I don't believe it, unless you bring another one out, I'll give it a try! ”

I looked at Zou Yan's expression when he said this, and I couldn't help but spit out directly: "Eh! If you want to eat another one, just say it! Why make excuses! It's a reason to be so lazy, and if you want to really make excuses, please don't show a longing expression! Right, right! That's you! Why don't you quickly wipe the saliva that comes out of the corners of your mouth! ”

Zou Yan's face was red at what I said, and then after making an expression that he wanted to turn his head and run, he hesitated again, and then he couldn't resist the mood that he wanted to eat another one, so he blushed and silently endured my face-to-face complaints, without saying a word!

"Huh! Isn't that a bit excessive? I said a word silently in my heart, after I finished saying it just now, I found that Zou Yan's eyes were a little red, I was afraid that this product would be said to be in a hurry, what if she did it!

Thinking of this, I unconsciously took a step back and said, "Huh! You! Wait a minute, I'll go back to Shimen right now and get it for you!" After saying that, I didn't care about covering it up, and after turning my back directly, I crossed back to the mall on the spot.

When I got back to the mall, I rushed to the ice cream shop! As a result, when I first ran there, I felt as if someone was poking the tip of my finger at the area of my chest, and it seemed to be poking the red mark on my chest!

"Huh! Broken! Just thinking about it for fear of being beaten up, I forgot to cover it up and crossed it directly! I chuckled and began to worry.

I remember that my smooth body in the mall now, and the body in Datang now, should actually be regarded as a soul and a double body, and when I was at home, I once asked Xiaoling to cooperate with me to experiment, when my spirit came to the mall, if the body outside me was touched, I could still feel it, although the feeling was only about one-third of the real feeling, and there was the sound of the outside world, I could barely hear the body outside my body in Datang, Sounds within about half a meter. After thinking of this, I didn't dare to delay, taking advantage of the fact that the body outside was just poked by Zou Yan with the tips of his fingers, and nothing else happened, I still hurriedly took the fruit parfait, and then crossed back after all.

Although it may be safer to cross directly, considering that they have already promised Zou Yan, they still can't break their promises!

After I finally ran to the freezer, I directly found a tray, then took two cups of parfait, and then took a banana boat that had been arranged, and then crossed back to Datang with the tray.

When I opened my eyes, I found that Zou Yan was indeed leaning on my chest, poking the mark on my chest with the tips of his fingers, and at the same time leaning his head over, carefully observing the mark on my chest!

"Huh! Broken! Nothing will be exposed! I said in my heart.

I coughed a few times, and then said to Zou Yan, who was still observing the mark on my chest, "Ahem! That's what! That one! What are you doing so close! Don't you know the phrase 'men and women don't kiss each other'? ”

After Zou Yan heard my dry cough, she didn't react, but continued to lean in front of my chest, while continuing to poke the skin on my chest with the tips of her fingers, while still looking at the red mark on my chest up close, and then she said directly: "I know!" This sentence comes from "Mencius: Lilou Shang", and the original sentence is:

Chun Yu said: "Do men and women give and receive kisses, courtesy?"

Mencius said, "Rites."

He said, "Sister-in-law, how can you help her?"

He said, "If my sister-in-law doesn't help, it's a jackal." Men and women do not kiss, and etiquette is also; Sister-in-law will help her, and she will have the right to do it."

He said, "Today, if you are drowning, why if the Master does not help?"

He said: "The world is drowning, and it is the way to help; Sister-in-law came to her aid. Do you want to help the world?"

However, I didn't expect you, who is engaged in Lao Zhuang, to have also read Confucian books! Not bad! It deserves a compliment! ”

Although Zou Yan said this, her gaze still did not leave the red mark on my chest.

"Huh!" I was confused by a large paragraph of Chinese that she suddenly recited, and I slowed down for a long time before I thought, I am going to ask you the source of this sentence? I'm reminding you not to go too far!

However, it turns out that this sentence was said by Mencius! I thought it was Lu ...... Forehead! Well, I'm so ignorant!