Chapter 464: Li Shimin, you are outdated!
"By the way, Feng'er, how is the Tianshan Fire Lotus you planted?"
Li Shimin suddenly asked.
He looked around the Zhenwang Mansion and found that there were many things in it that Li Shimin couldn't understand.
For example, the particularly reflective mirror on the propaganda platform, and a huge wooden box, I don't know what it contains.
Then, Li Chengfeng took Li Shimin to the wooden box and said, "Father, you see, the Tianshan Fire Lotus is planted in it, and he is still in the process of growing, and I don't know how long it will take to bloom!" ”
"Oh, that's where it is?"
Li Shimin looked over curiously.
He touched his beard and asked suspiciously, "Feng'er, didn't you say that the Tianshan Fire Lotus will only be born on the top of the extremely cold snow-capped mountains?" How, can you grow the Tianshan Fire Lotus in the Zhenwang Mansion? Besides, in such a hot weather, if you plant the Tianshan Fire Lotus in this big box, won't he die of heat? ”
"No, you're out!"
"What? I'm bumpy? Why am I bumpy? Where am I bumpy? ”
"Ding, the white eyes from Li Shimin, naughty value +122!"
Li Chengfeng's words immediately made Li Shimin give him a blank look.
Say you're bumpy at every turn? Where do you bump?
Li Shimin subconsciously glanced below him, and then shook his head.
He couldn't understand what Li Chengfeng was saying at all.
Li Chengfeng also covered his mouth and laughed, and said: "Father, the son is talking about out, not bump, do you understand?" ”
"I don't understand? Can I not understand? Don't think that if you speak the dialect of your Luojiang Village, I won't understand it! What you mean by bump is certainly not a good word! I'm sure I'm talking bad again! ”
"Hahaha, I said, it's not bumpy, why don't you believe it?"
Li Chengfeng's stomach hurt when he smiled.
Li Shimin, a bad old man, can't understand English, and he has to be hard at himself, and he thinks that the word out is the dialect of Li Chengfeng's Luojiang Village?
It's so funny.
Immediately, Li Chengfeng pointed to the west and said, "Father, what is the country over there?" ”
"Over there? Hiss ......"
Li Shimin looked up, thought for a while, and said, "Isn't the west of Tibet Tibet?" Why, do you still speak the language of Tibet? ”
"No, no, no!" Li Chengfeng shook his little head leisurely and said, "I'm talking about the place after the past of Tibet, which country is it?" ”
"Huh? The country after the Tibetan past? ”
Li Shimin frowned, continued to think for a while, and then opened his mouth and said, "Tianzhu World? Is it the Tianzhu world where my enemy, Xuanzang, went to learn the scriptures? I've never been to that place anyway, so I don't know what the language is! ”
"No, no, it's Ah San's territory, the language I just spoke, and I have to go backwards!"
Li Chengfeng continued to shake his head, selling Guan Zi with Li Shimin.
"Ah San's territory? Do you want to go back? Gone, right? Where else is there? Isn't the whole world so big? ”
"Ding, from Li Shimin's bewilderment, naughty value +199!"
Li Shimin had a hint of suspicion on his face, as if he was doubting and seeming to be contemplative.
Li Shimin suspected that Li Chengfeng was fooling himself again, but what Li Chengfeng said was so eloquent and reasonable, if Li Shimin ignored it and didn't admit it, it would only seem that he was a villain and didn't have the emperor's broad mind.
But what exactly does bump mean? Ah San's territory, what is it?
Could it be that there is another mysterious world outside of Datang?
Immediately afterwards, Li Chengfeng talked eloquently again, and said: "Father, in fact, what the sons said before is the language of another country located in the west of the earth, and this language is called English!" Where is the person, there is a black and white difference, black, it looks black, if there is no moonlight at night, as long as he does not laugh, he can be invisible! ”
"Why?" Li Shimin began to be confused again.
Li Chengfeng smiled: "Because his teeth are very white!" Hahaha, laugh at me......"
Li Chengfeng laughed heartily, he thought it was so funny to tease Li Shimin.
Li Shimin pursed his lips, feeling that Li Chengfeng must be fooling him.
How can there be such a black person in this world? That's impossible.
However, Li Shimin was deeply attracted by the story told by Li Chengfeng.
Out of curiosity, Li Shimin continued to ask: "Then Feng'er, the so-called white person, what are the characteristics of the body?" ”
Li Shimin smiled, but thought in his heart: You make it up, you can continue to make it up, anyway, it's good for me to listen to the story, if I believe you, then I, Li Shimin, would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world!
Li Chengfeng said with a smile: "What about the white people, the woman is very good-looking!" ”
"Oh? How nice is it? Li Shimin's eyes lit up.
Li Chengfeng carefully described: "Western women, all of them are in good shape, with a high nose bridge, big eyes, and long hair!" Their hair is naturally golden, their eyes are blue, like the blue sky, and they all have big double eyelids, double eyelids! Big eyes, very good-looking! ”
"Oh? Is there really such a beauty in this world? ”
To be honest, Li Shimin was a little moved.
Why did the ancient emperors conquer the Western Regions? It's because there are so many beauties in the Western Regions.
Long hair, big eyes, high nose bridge, good figure.
However, with golden hair and turquoise eyes, Li Shimin has never seen it.
When Li Chengfeng said this, Li Shimin couldn't help but feel a little itchy.
So Li Shimin continued: "Feng'er, continue to continue, you and your father describe it, where is the living standard of the people, and where is the place?" When my father has the opportunity, my father also wants to go to that place to visit! ”
Visit? I think you're just going to find a few women to come back from, right?
Li Chengfeng couldn't help but glance at Li Shimin.
Can you not understand the mind of this bad old man?
The three thousand beauties of the harem are not satisfied, tired of it, and begin to like to play with the Golden Lion King type?
Li Chengfeng pointed to the sky in the west and said: "Father, the world under our feet is actually a big round ball, and the so-called Western countries are actually the opposite side of our country. ”
"Big balls? Isn't it flat? ”
"It's a ball, you don't understand!"
"Oh? In that case, let's put it first, let it go! ”
Li Shimin also didn't know whether what Li Chengfeng said was true or lied to himself.
Li Shimin has seen a lot of people, and there are also foreigners from the Western Regions, but where did the blonde girl come from?
And the ground under your feet, obviously flat ground, how could it be a big round ball?