Chapter 84: Take off

"The minister's skill is to be able to allow the army to cross the water without boats!"

Zhonghuangmen said: "Your Majesty asked you, how to do it?" ”

"The Saibei River is very shallow, just connect the cattle and horses with ropes, make them lie in the river, and then build a wooden plank on it, so that the horses can be ridden, which can help millions of divisions!"

The Kanto Xinfeng guests who took the stage all claimed that they had miraculous skills and could help the Son of Heaven attack the Huns, but Wu Lun always felt funny when he heard it.

As soon as the first bridge builder finished speaking, one person behind him followed: "The minister's skill is to be able to make a pill, so that the army does not hold fighting food, but only needs to take medicine, and can do not go hungry!" ”

Fifth Lun was stunned to hear it, so familiar, this is the ...... of the legendary ninjas Soldier food pills?

Zhonghuangmen said: "Your Majesty asked you, how do you want to make pills?" ”

The man replied: "This thing should be ground into powder with hailstones, wheat, yams, licorice, coix, and rice, soaked in wine for three years, and after the wine is steamed and dried, kneaded into the size of a peach pit, and after drying, only three grains a day can be eaten enough to cope with a day's physical strength, and there is no need to worry about consuming food!" An army of 100,000 can go on an expedition lightly! ”

As he spoke, he also took out a few small black pills to be presented to the emperor, Wang Mang naturally would not eat this kind of thing, and with a wave of his hand, he ordered Kong Ren to try the food - who made Kong Ren have been appointed as the "general of the division" and was ordered to supervise the north.

Kong Ren was holding the black "Soldier Food Pill" that he had been rubbing for an unknown amount of time, and it smelled a little stinky, so he gritted his teeth and stuffed it into his mouth.

After chewing and swallowing the water, Kong Ren's expression was very ugly, which showed that the taste was disgusting, but he patted his stomach and said in surprise that he really felt full.

Fifth Lun looked at the clown's funny performance, and sneered in his heart: "You can be full of." ”

Then came the third person, and the one who the fifth Lun cared about the most. But I saw that he had sparse hair, was dressed in coarse cloth clothes, had a sallow complexion, was slender and small, had slender limbs, and had no fat on his body, and looked very light.

He claims to be named Xu Feilian? Qidi people too? lowered his eyebrows and bowed to Wang Mang.

"Your Majesty asked, can you fly? Can you travel thousands of miles in a day? Can you get a glimpse of the reality of the Huns, but is there such a thing? ”

Xu Feilian is a little nervous? trembling and responding: "That's the villagers exaggerating just a word, but they can't fly a thousand miles a day?" But can you take off at a high altitude? Sweep over the military formation, and see the reality of the enemy army. ”

The ministers talked about it, some people scoffed, but some people felt that they couldn't deny it? said that Fu Hou Cui Fa said: "I heard? The public loss class once made a wooden kite to peek into Song City, if it can really be like this, wouldn't the enemy formation be in my eyes? ”

Zhonghuangmen reported back to Wang Mang, and Wang Mang only pointed his hand to the edge of the high platform: "Let's try it!" ”

This high platform is at least more than ten zhang? jumped down and was not dead or disabled, Xu Yulian only asked people to send the "wooden kite" he brought. Is this a wooden frame? Covered with cloth and covered with long bird feathers? There is a ring button mechanism on the wooden frame, after Xu Feilian fixed himself on it? Hold the rings of the wings with both hands.

In full view? He took a deep breath? He began to retreat and retreat until he reached the position where the Fifth Lun was, and then he just threw his head up and closed his eyes.

"Why don't you fly?" Liang Qiuci stood on his feet and watched.

"He's waiting for the wind to change." Wu Lun guessed like this, and always felt that he was about to witness the first flight test in human history.

As he spoke, the direction of the wind had changed, but he saw Xu Feilian running forward violently, sprinting to the edge of the high platform, and jumping down!

"Wow!"

From the ministers to Lang Wei on the stage, I didn't expect him to really dare to jump, and hurriedly rushed to the edge of the high platform to watch, and even Wang Mang couldn't help but stand up and watch.

But seeing that Xu Feilian took advantage of the wind, he did not fall directly and died, but slid diagonally, the wide wooden kite cloth feathers spread as much as possible, and his body was as straight as possible.

With the help of the wind, he has been gliding for a hundred paces before landing, which is already very good, but the landing is obviously not practiced well, and he fell several times on the ground, but the person is fine, but the gliding wooden kite is broken.

Fifth Lun breathed a sigh of relief for this person, the three of them today are not all charlatans, but the skills they offer are okay for their own amusement, and if they want to use them in marching and fighting, they are 10,000 unreliable.

When Xu Feilian returned to the stage to apologize to Wang Mang, Wang Mang didn't think he was angry, and only said: "I heard that Mozi was in Lushan, cut wood for a harrier, and made it for three years, but it only flew for one day and broke down, which is quite similar to today's things." ”

Although he knew that the miraculous skills offered by these three people were unreliable, Wang Mang deliberately showed great joy, worshiped all three of them as the army, gave them chariots and horses, and joined the army.

After all, if these Jianghu skills can fool the big-headed soldiers, they can boost morale.

Fifth Lun tilted his head and asked, "Captain, what is the position of the army?" ”

Liang Qiuci explained that this was probably equivalent to an adviser in the army, which was a fictitious position, and he only shook his head and said: "I just hope that his junior will not come to our army." ”

Well, in this Northern Expedition army, there are not only pigs and "giants", but also "bridge-building masters", "soldier food pills" and this "air force". It's all available, and Fifth Lun only feels that this scene is ridiculous and realistic.

"Send one to scatter beans into a soldier, and they will all live."

On the other side, Kong Ren, who had finally recovered from the black taste of the soldier food pills, did not forget to look at Wu Lun from a distance and whispered sarcastic to Chen Chong on the side.

"If you had this skill when you were in the pavilion, you wouldn't have broken your leg!"

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"Stop!"

The emperor's summons ended, and as soon as the fifth Lun got off the high platform, there was a shout behind him, and when he looked back, it was Huan Tan, who was still directing the musician to beat the chime, chased after him, and he was still holding a blanket in his hand, and he stuffed it into the hands of the fifth Lun.

"This is Yan Boshi's letter, he is going back to the county, but I am afraid that I will not see you, so I will bring it and return to the camp to open it again."

The fifth Lun promised, but in the blanket I touched a lot of hard bamboo slips.

Huan Tan said: "There are still a few military books, Bo Shi said, he has now lost his power, he can't speak in the court, he can't help you, these art of war may be beneficial to you." ”

It seems that after he was involuntarily involved in the whirlpool, he not only made enemies, but also had friends, so he just said: "Doctor Junshan thanked Yan Gong for me." ”

After waiting for a while, seeing that Huan Tan's face was still as usual, Wu Lun felt strange: "Doctor Junshan told me this?" ”

Huan Tan lifted the sword hanging from his waist, frowned, and said, "What do you think I want to stop you?" ”

Fifth Lun said: "I met the Son of Heaven on the high platform today, my words are close to sycophancy, but I didn't say a word in the face of an inopportune battle and many ridiculous things, I thought that Dr. Junshan was coming to teach me a lesson." ”

Huan Tan smiled dumbly: "You think I'm the kind of cynic? ”

Isn't it? Huan Tan's impression of Fifth Lun is that he is a madman troll.

Huan Tan shook his head: "Lao and Zhuang are also crazy, but they have only witnessed the evil government of Zhou and Chu, and they have never sacrificed their lives to admonish them, Boyu, you have a deep misunderstanding of me." ”

Huan Tan walked with Wu Lun and told him about his past: "When the emperor was mourned in the previous dynasty, I was just a small Lang official, and I was kind to Fu Yan, the father of Empress Fu, the Marquis of Kongxiang, Dong Xian was favored at that time, and Empress Fu was falling out of favor day by day, Fu Yan came to ask me what to do, and I taught him like this." ”

"Punishment cannot be added to innocence, and wickedness cannot prevail over the righteous. It is better to thank the disciples and be humble and honest, so that is the way to cultivate oneself, uphold one's family, and avoid disasters. ”

"Self-cultivation, family integrity, and avoiding disasters, this is also my way of life, don't look at me once ridiculed that Gongsun Shu, but if you want me to force the Son of Heaven in person, point out the ills of the world, forgive Huan Tan can't, I still want to live a few more years."

"If I am like this, how can I be harsh of others?"

The fifth Lun is clear, it seems that he did understand Huan Tan wrongly, he can go through the mourning of the king and peace, he does have a deep rhyme of self-preservation, after the plain laughter and scolding, he is a smart heart.

He will never do things that are easy to talk about, and will only tell the truth to those who think it is worth persuading.

Huan Tan understands Wu Lun's actions: "You are vain and wronged today, and you face the Son of Heaven, because Chen Chong has a grudge against you to kill your own teacher, and the festival has been settled. If you don't try to protect yourself, you can only wait to be killed. ”

"Now that you are in the eyes of the emperor, let him remember you, and you have to be attached to the lord of the city, which can be regarded as a little respite. And the power of the five Wei Si Orders, mainly in Chang'an, the six lieutenants, the six teams, there is no power in the army, and when you arrive in the border county, it will be safer, just be careful of Kong Ren, he was appointed as the general of the Si Ming, supervising the army, and may make things difficult for you. ”

Huan Tan pointed to the fifth Lun and said: "Having said that, you still have to keep your original intention, cultivate yourself, and don't let the mud stain get too deep, otherwise, I will scold you for Ziyun!" After all, Ziyun's disciple is my disciple. ”

The fifth Lun smiled, Huan Tan was more like a friend to him, and he would not add "doctor" to his name in the future, and shouted directly.

Speaking of this, the fifth Lun remembered: "Junshan also has the lord of the attached city, I don't know what merit it was?" ”

Huan Tan rolled his eyes: "When he lived in the city, Zhai Yi was in Dongjun, when today's son was a pseudo-emperor, he couldn't eat because he was worried about the enemies inside and outside, and he hugged his son day and night to pray to the suburban temple, and put the "Great Message" as a strategy, showing that he was just following the Zhou Gong regent, and he was dedicated to supporting the Han family, and he had no intention of being subordinate. ”

"At that time, I was a doctor, and I was ordered to publicize An Hangong's sincere words to the world and put an end to Zhai Yi's 'slander'."

The fifth Lun is clear, at that time, Huan Tan, as if he was the propaganda minister of Wang Mang's group, came in handy in pacifying the Zhai Yi Rebellion, so Wang Mang was rewarded for his meritorious deeds after the Chan Dynasty and made him an attached city.

But when Wang Mang was finally not satisfied with practicing Zuo, and took that step, he undoubtedly slapped Huan Tan in the face, how much he believed in An Hangong's hard propaganda at the beginning, and how disgusting he felt afterwards.

If Huan Tan was willing back then, with his talent and learning, it would not be too easy to rise to the top and rank Jiuqing. But after that, Huan Tan was silent, and if he was about to leave the new dynasty, he was probably the same as Yangxiong, and he died after seeing it clearly.

"Dare to ask Jun Shan, when was the last time you received the Lu of the Attached City?"

Fifth Lun heard that the old prince has 800,000 yuan, Hou and Uncle 400,000, sons and men 200,000, and the attached city also has 100,000 yuan.

Huan Tan said angrily: "It's been more than ten years, and I've received it once." You are the same, no matter which one you are sealed, those written food will always be delayed again and again, all under the pretext that the geography is not determined, but they are only given the soil first, but they can't reach your hands at all. ”

Therefore, Wang Mang is an empty glove white wolf, just to give the fifth Lun a top of Lin Wei's Ben, an empty lord.

Fifth Lun was about to go back to the camp, and when the two were about to say goodbye, Huan Tan stopped him again, untied the sword on his waist and threw it over.

Take it homeopathically, start it heavily, the scabbard is very simple and undecorated, but when the fifth Lun draws the sword and looks at it, I know that this thing is not bad: the cold light is shining, the hair can be broken, it is a good sword!

Compared to the ring head knife that is not as sharp as a kitchen knife in the fifth Lun, I don't know how strong it is.

"Junshan, this is ......"

Huan Tan said: "This is the sword forged by Chang'an Wangjunda. ”

No wonder the workmanship is so excellent, the fifth Lun knows, Wang Junda is a well-known swordsmith, it is said that he was the first five years of the founding of the country, once for the emperor Wang Mang cast a sword, the name said: "Victory thousands of miles".

Wang Mang loved it very much, and he replaced the snake sword of the previous dynasty and became the new sword of the Son of Heaven.

Huan Tan said: "Yangzi Yun works in Fu, Wang Junda can not only cast swords, but also have good swordsmanship. I originally wanted to learn from Erzi, but Ziyun told me that if I can read a thousand fus, I will be good at it. ”

And Wang Junda said that if you can see a thousand swords, you will know the sword, but there is a coincidence. This sword was given to me by the king. ”

Wu Lun excused himself: "It's too precious, Wang Jun's great sword, not to mention 100,000, millions are priceless." ”

Huan Tan shook his head: "I'm just a sour Confucian, with this sword in Chang'an, at most it is used to throw the family rats, it's really too wronged for him, it's better to let you use it, attack Hu Lu outside, punish traitors inside, and let it drink blood." ”

After that, Huan Tan arched his hand at him and said, "Boyu, go to the side plug, no matter what, you have to survive." ”

Fifth Lun accepted the sword and shook it at Huan Tan.

And Huan Junshan looked up to the sky and laughed, turned around and left: "Because, I really want to see if you can become the ...... Ziyun expects in the future."

"The man of the world!"

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PS: The second chapter is at 18:00.