Chapter 431 is a poem written by Cao Mengde

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The most in the captive camp is the Qianghu Huns of Lianghe, listening to Xiahoudun's words, some people are really moved to cry, if you want to say that let them carry knives and guns and follow Xiahoudun to fight hard, maybe they will be a little cowardly, but let them work hard with Xiahoudun, that is absolutely not said.

Xiahoudun does not speak grandiosely, but with his own practical actions and the initial goodwill of human beings to move everyone, but also inspire everyone, this belongs to Xiahoudun's personality charm, simple, pure, down-to-earth, hard-working. A mud-legged minister may not have so much wisdom and strategy, and he has to point out the country and plan majestically at every turn, but he doesn't care about the hard work and does things bit by bit, so that the people below are convinced, and Liu Han is less trustworthy.

There is also a sluice at the north entrance of the channel, which in the future will not only be able to charge passing ships, but also be able to close the channel in winter to avoid damage to the channel due to flooding. Before, Xiahoudun hurried to visit Liu Hanshao from the sluice, but Liu Hanshao didn't plan to see it, because Xiahoudun was reassuring, and announced on the spot that this waterway would be named "Xuandun Channel".

"Han Shao...... Well, this ...... Your Majesty, can you change the name of the fairway? I'm afraid I can't afford it. ”

In the face of Xiahoudun's request, Liu Hanshao had not yet begun to flicker, how did he know that Cao Cao preemptively said: "Yuan Rang, it is benevolent, and this river can not only benefit the Lianghe, but also connect the Siji, Yanqing Prefectures, so that the waterways of the big river are unblocked, and the two banks benefit a lot, which is the act of His Majesty's benevolence and good governance, so this name is appropriate." ”

Oh...... It turns out that it's not just to praise me, the idea is to praise Your Majesty, but Mao I still want to pee a little when I listen to this name?

Since the little black fat man was willing to help with the flickering, Liu Hanshao didn't explain more, and instead beckoned Yun Liuniu and Ren Hongchang to enjoy the waterfall.

Take a look at it as much as you can, and when the waterway opens, it won't be so spectacular if you look at the waterfall again. I don't know if future generations will scold my brother as a strange idiot and ruin such a "strong" spectacle. No matter, anyway, what my brother wants is waterway water transportation, if you want to see the waterfall in the future, then fill in the pit dug by Xiahoudun.

Because of the torrent surging and pouring down, the waterfall here roars wildly, coupled with the echo of the mountains and gorges on both sides, the sound can be transmitted for more than ten miles. In fact, the sound of the waterfall can be heard in Caisangjin, the whole channel has been in the rumbling sound, you have to speak a little louder, and the closer you get to the waterfall, the louder the sound, it is really like a thousand horses galloping, and like a muffled thunder rolling, so that people can't help but shake their hearts, and their blood is stretching.

Liu Hanshao pulled Yun Liuniu to stand on the embankment next to the waterfall, looking at the wide river surface upstream from afar, the water surface suddenly narrowed here, the turbid waves rolled, the mud and sand fell, and the splashing foam was like fog and rain, not like the wind, but it was blown by the wind and sprinkled at will, adding a little tenderness in the turbulence.

Someone brought up an oil-paper umbrella and distributed it to everyone, and Dian Wei supported it and stood behind Liu Hanshao. Liu Hanshao turned around and took the paper umbrella, and said to Dian Wei: "Yu Zhi, you are my brother's brother, Yu Gong, you are only responsible for my brother's safety, don't do these things to serve people in the future, it will make my brother look very wasteful." ”

Instead, Liu Hanshao said to the people behind him: "All the monarchs are the pillars of the imperial court, and they all have hands and feet, if they can't even hold up a paper umbrella, how can they support the Han Dynasty?" ”

Everyone was ashamed when they heard this, and hurriedly took the paper umbrella from their respective attachés, only Cao Cao praised loudly: "Your Majesty's mercy, it can be seen in the subtleties, we should learn from Your Majesty and keep the people's sufferings in mind every day." ”

Liu Hanshao wanted to kick Cao Cao, and everyone also wanted to kick Cao Cao, because everyone couldn't tell whether he was patting on the back, making fun of His Majesty, or degrading everyone. It's just that Cao Cao is really the first among all the people to hold an umbrella in person, why...... The one who originally held the umbrella for him was taller, and the umbrella was higher, and the mist all drifted in.

In order to avoid everyone's embarrassment, and to avoid destroying Liu Hanshao's good mood, Yun Liuniu said sweetly: "Your Majesty, let the concubine hold an umbrella for you." ”

However, Liu Hanshao held the paper umbrella high and said very disdainfully: "Silly girl, have you ever seen that old man ask a woman to hold an umbrella?" Are you Cao Mengde as a brother? ”

"Hey, Han Shao, what are you talking about? You make it clear. ”

At this time, Liu Hanshao was too lazy to take care of Cao Mengde, and dragged Yun Liuniu's little hand to the waterfall closer. Maybe it's because the momentum of the waterfall is awe-inspiring, maybe it's Liu Hanshao's wide palm that makes people soft, and it actually makes Yun Liuniu, who is domineering outside and fierce at home, become like a cat, and unconsciously leans towards Liu Hanshao.

Dian Wei originally wanted to remind Liu Hanshao not to get too close to the waterfall, but when he saw the posture of the emperor and empress showing affection, he also consciously closed his mouth, and just used himself as a barrier to isolate others from Liu Hanshao.

Yun Liuniu said with emotion: "The water of the big river is really big! ”

Liu Han Shaoying said peacefully: "Hmm...... You can also say that the water of the Yellow River is so yellow! ”

"Nasty!"

"Hahaha......"

Cao Cao was very angry, Liu Hanshao made everyone laugh for a long time with a word, especially Xiahoudun, who even smiled crookedly.

But what can you do? I didn't dare kick him into the river, though I wanted to.

However, after listening to the conversation between the young couple, Cao Cao immediately thought about it again, and shouted loudly to Liu Hanshao: "Your Majesty, it is rare for the saint to come here, and watch the magnificent scenery of the river, if you don't give a poem, it is a pity!" ”

Don't look at it in the eyes of others, Liu Hanshao is the holy son of heaven who worships in harmony and Taoism, and has many inventions and magical powers, as if he knows everything and is omnipotent, and even because of Hanyu Pinyin and Chinese Jianzi, he is touted as comparable to Wenzu, but Cao Cao knows that this emperor can't even memorize the three articles of enlightenment.

You joke that I can't hold an umbrella for others, so I'll ask you to write a poem, anyway, everyone is a good brother, talk about righteousness, have fun and play together, and lose face together.

Others didn't know Cao Cao's "conspiracy and tricks", and after listening to his words, they also echoed him, and asked His Majesty to write poems, and even Yun Liuniu shouted because of her blind worship.

Liu Hanshao turned around and looked at everyone, especially at Cao Cao, with a look of admiration and a treacherous smile in his eyes. Okay, you little black fat man, you dare to dig a pit for your brother, if your brother doesn't put you in the pit, how sorry are you?

So Major Liu Han handed the paper umbrella to Yun Liuniu, looked at the river and slowly paced three steps, and then said loudly: "Niu is gone, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, and it flows to the sea and does not return!" ”

Don't see the girl?

Is this "girl" the nickname of Queen Yunshang? Could it be that His Majesty's poems were made for the Empress? But the latter sentence is still very imposing.

Yun Liuniu didn't care about anything else, she just heard Liu Hanshao shouting "nickname" to herself in public, sweet and shy, and shouted "Okay!" ”

"The girl is gone, the red face and mirror are sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk."

The artistic conception of this sentence changed very suddenly, and it was difficult to understand Yun Liuniu's temperament, but it caused Ren Hongchang on the side to be sentimental.

There are a few sentences in the middle and no comment, the most important thing is the sentence "Little black fat, Cao Mengde, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop." And when Liu Hanshao said this, he actually deliberately walked in front of Cao Cao, took someone's hand, looked at them with affectionate and sincere eyes, and said again: "Sing a song with you, please listen to it for me." ”

I listen to your grandma's legs!

Can I beat him, can I beat him?

Cao Cao was going crazy, but his hands were dragged by Liu Hanshao, even if he stretched out his feet and kicked at this time, with the length of his thighs, it was estimated that it would be difficult to kick him. Everyone wanted to laugh, but they saw the deep affection and sincerity on the emperor's face, and the queen was intoxicated and worshipped, even if she twisted her intestines into twists, she didn't dare not open her eyes at this time. Even Xiahoudun was infected by this poem, and when Liu Hanshao finished speaking, he continued with emotion: "If there is good wine at this time, drink it, it must be excellent!" ”

Cao Cao said in his heart: I am good to your sister! Didn't you hear him call me a little black fat in public? Are you my brother or his brother, why don't you help me get revenge? Beat him, beat him!

Regret.

I knew that letting Han Shao compose poems would be the result, and I didn't say much about it.

Tangled.

This is obviously a good poem, drinking and singing, indulgent and heroic, not weaker than the flow of the river, but a few of the jokes ruined the artistic conception of the whole poem.

Han Shao, let's touch the rabbit and ask: In order to tease me and spoil such an eternal sentence, won't your conscience hurt?

Don't forget, Cao Cao is not only a little black fat man, but also a "wet man", a baby with rich feelings. Although he has not yet written "Singing about wine, life is geometric." But "the water of the Yellow River came up from the sky and rushed to the sea and never returned" grabbed his little heart at once, and then Liu Hanshao used a "little black fat" to catch Cao Mengde's little heart with blood marks, which made him unbearable more than scolding him.

Let's ask, what should a chess master feel like when he sees others put on a good chess game that even he wants to shoot and applaud, but then he becomes a stinky chess step by step? Therefore, Cao Cao secretly swore that he would never listen to Liu Hanshao's poems again, and never listen to them again......

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"River" used to refer specifically to the Yellow River, while other rivers can only be called "water", which is called "river water" in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", "Shanghe" in the "Notes on the Book of Water", "Nine Rivers" in the "Book of History", and "Great River" in the "Historical Records". In the Western Han Dynasty, it was called the "Yellow River", but it was not universally recognized and was not widely used until the Tang and Song dynasties. It's as if the bald Obas have been fooling around the Han for many years before, although it also makes many people believe that as long as they are beaten more in this life, they will be able to live better in the next life, but there has never been a Han shaved ordination.

Nowadays, although more and more Han people have begun to cut their aspirations, the chance of shaving and receiving ordination should not be great, but it is the name of the Yellow River, because Liu Hanshao's poem "Will Enter the Wine" has been widely circulated in advance. Of course, when it was published in the "Han Monthly", "Little Black Fat" was changed to "Brother Yuanrang", and "Niu" was also changed to "Jun", which made Cao Cao feel that he had snatched the favor of the queen from Han Shao.