Chapter 246: There is a great question between heaven and earth
Entering the Ganye Temple, Soho said, "You are waiting for me here." ”
Are you going to buy a few pounds of oranges?
Jia Ping'an smiled: "Okay." ”
Soho trotted away.
That figure is really fawn-like lightness.
is just a little broad-minded, Jia Ping'an feels difficult when he sees it.
Do you have to invent milk care?
He fell into deep thought.
"Jia joins the army."
Soho is back, and from the front, his mind is getting bigger and bigger.
Ahem!
You can't be evil!
Jia Ping'an retracted his thoughts and said with a smile: "What did you go to get?" ”
Soho ran over with his hands behind his back, and then took out a purse: "Here, you can take it with you in the future." ”
"What is it?" Jia Ping'an opened it and glanced at it, just glanced at it, and said with a smile: "Is it the talisman that the Buddha asked for?" Good. ”
He hung the amulet around his neck, and Su He said proudly on the side: "This is what I begged for, and the few nuns in the temple who really practice say that I am pious!" ”
In the cold winter, a little nun knelt on the futon and prayed to the gods and Buddhas......
Jia Ping'an smiled, "Okay." ”
Later, he stood outside Wu Mei's room, "Sister, are you okay?" ”
Wu Mei sat on the futon, wrapped all her hair tightly with a scarf, and then put on her hat, "Wait." ”
When she came out later, Jia Ping'an just glanced at it and knew that Sister A's hair was not short.
"Where have you been lately?"
Jia Ping'an picked up some things that he could say about his recent busy affairs, Wu Mei listened carefully, and finally said: "King Pu is the most untrustworthy person. It may seem inappropriate for you to offend his long history, but the emperor will be very happy. ”
Of course, Jia Ping'an knew this, but he still said blankly: "Why? ”
Silly brother!
Wu Mei felt a little more sense of accomplishment in her heart, and said with a smile: "The emperor was bullied by King Pu back then, and King Pu gathered a group of so-called talents back then, and the momentum was huge. Why did the prince rebel back then? The persecution of King Pu was also a cause. This kind of clan, the emperor hated it...... Remember, the royal family has no family affection. ”
Sister actually knows this truth now?
Jia Ping'an's heart tightened, "Sister ......"
Wu Mei said with a smile: "Don't say it's the royal family, even in this small Ganye Temple, there are three, six, nine and so on, and they fight with each other." You don't have to underestimate Soho, she seems innocent on weekdays, but occasionally shows her edge, and she is shocked up and down. ”
Babyface even has a majestic side?
Jia Ping'an couldn't help but want to take a look.
Wu Mei suddenly asked, "Since you have been so busy recently, why did you come here again?" ”
Jia Ping'an glanced at her and said seriously: "I miss Sister A." ”
There was more tenderness in those bright eyes, Wu Mei reached out and touched the top of his head, looked up and said, "You are taller than me, and you will definitely become a pillar in the future." ”
Later, after Jia Ping'an left, Soho summoned the whole temple to give a lecture.
"It's almost the end of the year, and I know that some people miss their loved ones, and letters can't be written, this is the rule. But if there are relatives outside who send something, it's just a batch. ”
Su He stretched out a jade finger very seriously, "This is the grace I received from the palace, but the ugly words are ahead, who has a forbidden thing in those things, and will be severely punished!" ”
Everyone was overjoyed when they heard the news, and even some nuns howled and cried, reciting A-Niang or Aye.
"Thank you, Abbot."
Everyone saluted happily and sincerely, and Soho turned slightly sideways to show that he did not dare to accept the salute of these former emperor women.
From the side, the bridge of her nose is straight, her lips are slightly red, and her cheeks are slightly fat, which is actually beautiful.
……
Jia Ping'an had just returned to Baiqi, and Tang Xu arranged a task for him.
"What did the palace say that I met an evil ...... again?"
Jia Ping'an's face turned green.
That Concubine Xiao Shu is doing something again?
What kind of evil, he is not worried about this, he is only worried that the Wang family will make a trap one day and bury him and Concubine Xiao Shu together.
"Captain ......" Jia Ping'an wanted to find an excuse.
"Xiao Jia!"
There was a shout outside, and then someone said, "I've seen Tai Shiling." ”
Uncle Li, you are my own uncle!
Jia Ping'an said with an impassioned face: "For the glory of the hundred horsemen, for the safety of His Majesty, I will enter the palace here." ”
What a comrade!
Tang Xu and Shao Peng both bowed slightly, feeling that such a Master Jia was really worth cultivating.
"Lieutenant, Lieutenant Shao, Tai Shiling is here."
Tang Xu and Shao Peng hurriedly got up to greet each other.
"I've seen Tai Shi Ling."
Li Banxian's name is very big, and after Tang Xu saluted, he smiled and said: "Tai Shi Ling, I don't feel very good recently, can you show ...... so-and-so?"
Li Chunfeng glanced at him, "There is black gas in the center of the eyebrows, wait for death...... Hey! Wrong. ”
Tang Xu was almost scared to pee.
Lao Li took another look, "There are nobles who have helped you and resolved your calamity, take a look at ......"
He pinched his fingers, and finally stared at Jia Ping'an, "It's Xiao Jia." ”
Jia Ping'an couldn't cry or laugh, but Li Chunfeng said impatiently: "The old man is looking for Xiao Jia to cultivate, maybe he will take leave?" ”
Tang Xu was still digesting the result at the moment, "Yes, just go." ”
After Li Chunfeng and Jia Ping'an left, Tang Xu sat down paralyzed and rubbed his face, "It's so dangerous!" Fortunately, Xiao Jia is a certain lucky star. ”
Shao Peng looked melancholy, "Why didn't we invite Tai Shiling to take a look?" ”
……
"The old man knew that you were not good at taking leave, so he scared Tang Xu, so he naturally wouldn't stop him."
Lao Li said his operation triumphantly, and Jia Ping'an felt full of anger.
When I arrived at Guozijian later, a group of professors were there.
"Jia joined the army, I waited for a long time last night, there should be a lid on this day."
This discussion has shifted from arithmetic to astronomy.
"Where is the cover?" Jia Ping'an asked.
One of the teaching assistants said, "There is a lid in the sky, and we are waiting. The lid is formless and colorless......"
Another TA said, "How do you verify that there is a lid?" ”
"There's a lid." Humans can't survive without a lid.
Jia Ping'an pointed to the sky and said, "Look at the dark clouds, why can't the dark clouds escape to higher places?" ”
Everyone was stunned, "Yes! ”
Outside, a group of powerful people came to inspect the Guozijian today.
"So-and-so's Erlang has also reached the age of entering school, and so-and-so wants to see which one of the Guozi Prison is good at learning."
It was a man who spoke, and in his eyes, the Guozi Jian Zhuxue should be left to his own children's choice, and as for what entrance exam you want to say, it doesn't exist.
Guozijian Zhuxue was originally the highest institution of learning for high-ranking officials and magnates, although there were also specialized schools such as arithmetic to accept civilians, but it was probably equivalent to a technical school in later generations.
Gao Yang was also among them, and today Baling went to the princess's mansion and invited her to come out for a walk.
There were many of them, and when the Guozijian saw this group of bigwigs, no one dared to stop them.
"Where's the sacrificial wine?" Baling asked with a smile.
The officials who stayed behind lowered their heads and said: "The sacrificial wine is discussed in front, and the lower officials will go to the ceremony immediately." ”
Baling shook his head, "Go and see how Guozijian acts, everyone, how?" ”
"Great idea!"
The crowd responded.
The corners of the official's mouth twitched, knowing that this group of powerful people was panicking at home in winter, so he came to the country to have fun. By the way, next year, the Guozijian will recruit students, and they will first ask for places for their own children.
"Yes, you will come with your subordinates."
The crowd followed, and when they got to the outside of the lobby later, they heard a quarrel inside.
"Don't bother." Baling waved his hand and stopped the officials from going to the courtesy.
The crowd stood outside, watching more than a dozen people inside arguing.
"Why don't the dark clouds drift up, I feel that there is rain in the middle. Everyone, think about it, how can the clouds carry the rain? ”
"Assistant Teacher Wang said this very much."
Someone glanced at Jia Ping'an and asked, "What do you think of Jia joining the army?" ”
Jia Ping'an asked with a smile, "So...... Why is the rain heavy? Expanding, why are people important, and why are things in front of us important? For example, why are the desks, stools, and even our clothes heavy? And why are the white clouds light? Why is water heavy? ”
Bang bang!
These questions were like bullets, and a group of teaching assistants were all silent.
Xiao Bo is a sacrificial wine, and he naturally has knowledge, he thought about it carefully, "The old man thinks...... This is naturally heavy. ”
Jia Ping'an covered his forehead, and Xiao Bo also felt that this answer was too lax, so he said shamefully: "Think about this matter again." But what do you think of Jia joining the army? ”
The teaching assistants all looked up at him, and their analysis of such things was foggy and even mythical.
But even Jia Ping'an himself sometimes feels that the earth is the chosen place, and human beings are creatures in captivity by the Creator, and the Creator points to the life of human beings who watch jokes every day.
Otherwise, where would there be so many coincidences and all kinds of jaw-dropping fine operations.
But that's just speculation.
"Why is water heavier than oil?" Jia Ping'an felt like a god of preaching, imparting knowledge to this group of top gentlemen in the Tang Dynasty.
"Huh! Is water heavier than oil? ”
A group of people looked at each other, not even knowing about it.
"If you use something the same size to hold water and oil, you'll find that it's heavier."
"Let's try it." A teaching assistant flew out as if he was flying, and he didn't look at a group of powerful people outside the door.
"What's the point?" The powerful are very curious.
Baling's eyes were more cold, and he said lightly: "It's just grandstanding, what good is this kind of person for the country and the people?" ”
"What do you mean by that?" Gao Yang looked at her with a bad gaze.
Baling smiled, his chest twitching a few times, "It's not interesting to say it casually." ”
Inside, Jia Ping'an said: "Actually, you don't have to try, just think about it, who weighs the same size of iron rod and wooden stick?" Naturally, it is iron heavy. That's density. Everything has a density, for example, white clouds, the density is very small, and the morning fog can be broken up with your hands, and such a very small density can float up......"
The crowd listened carefully, thinking about these phenomena that can be seen everywhere in life.
"How does this weight come about?" Jia Ping'an asked himself, "I have been pondering, if a person jumps, why does he fall immediately?" But birds can fly. ”
The crowd fell into deep thought.
"Why do birds fly?" Jia Ping'an thought of the animal world, "Because they have a pair of wide wings, and when the wings are stretched out and flapped, the birds can take off...... Why? Get a piece of paper. ”
Someone got a piece of paper, and Jia Ping'an folded a paper airplane.
"Look, everybody."
The paper airplane shot and slowly glided in the air.
"It's ......"
Jia Ping'an smiled: "There is something in the void that holds it up. What is this? Why do leaves float when they fall? Because the downward side is wide enough, relative to the weight of the leaves, the wide side is enough for the leaves to float and fall slowly. What if it fanned? ”
Someone patted the case, "Then it will fly like a bird." ”
Support!
Today's sermon is over, and if it continues, Jia Ping'an feels that there will be a few crazy people.
Look at those teaching assistants, some people scratch their heads in pain, some people look dazed, and there are words in their mouths......
If he doesn't leave, he won't be able to go.
Jia Ping'an resolutely surrendered, "There is something else to do, so I left." ”
He turned around and went out, Lao Li was still pondering, and naturally no one could stop him.
"Huh!" When Jia Ping'an saw Gao Yang, he smiled and gave it up.
Gao Yang's eyes were filled with joy and pride, and he said with a slightly red face: "You can say that they are speechless......
It's amazing, and she couldn't help it.
"It's just some doubts, just talk about it casually and discuss it." Jia Ping'an's expression was calm, which made Baling, who wanted to see his proud appearance, a little surprised.
Isn't the achievement of suppressing the entire Guozijian enough to make him triumphant?
In other words, no one can hold back that sense of accomplishment, why does he not move?
Could it be...... A great traitor?
Yes, if it is not a great traitor, it is natural that he can't help but be proud.
Thinking of this, Baling asked with a smile: "Jia Shenjun suppressed all the great talents of the Guozijian, why did he look calm, is he unhappy?" ”
Jia Ping'an glanced at her, and felt that this woman's bottom line was lower, so he took a second look.
Gao Yang saw it on the side, and couldn't help biting his red lip and lashing: My bottom line used to be lower than hers, and I only showed it to you, but you were indifferent. Now you have a more look at Baling, is it because she is fatter?
Jia Ping'an smiled: "It's not that I'm unhappy, but ...... There are many such doubts and explanations, and if these things are worthy of pride, then I am afraid that I will spend this life in pride, which is too boring. ”
This is just a part of my brother's ability, you feel worthy of pride, but I think it is normal.
Baling's face was slightly cold, "I'm afraid it's not ashamed." ”
Gao Yang was furious, holding the small leather whip and said, "How do you know that he is not ashamed of his words? He has more skills, you can earn money that you envy by making a stir-fry at will, and you can dump Chang'an Qinglou with a poem, you can find one to see me! ”
Baling was a little unhappy when he was choked, "Guozijian is a great talent, I'll talk about it later when I wake up." ”
"Where is Jia joining the army?"
There was a loud shout inside, Jia Ping'an's face was colorless, and he ran away.
Balingjiao smiled: "Look, isn't this just exposed, just run away." Hahahaha! ”
Why did you just run away?
Gao Yang felt uncomfortable in his heart, but he didn't lose the battle, and he still had a hard mouth, "He has something to do, and he has a lot of affairs in Baiqi." ”
Scold!
Baling just hehe, this kind of gesture made Gao Yang angry.
"Where is Jia joining the army?"
Several assistant teachers ran out, and when they saw Jia Ping'an running away, one of them stomped his feet and said, "I still have a lot of questions to ask Jia for advice, but he actually ran away." ”
Another person smiled wryly: "Why are things of the same size weighing differently?" Why does that folded paper thing fly...... What holds it up,? A certain stomach problem, plus what you are waiting for, is afraid that it will annoy him to death, so he will naturally run. ”
Belch!
Everyone was stunned, and some people sighed: "He dropped these words, I am afraid that he has not had the heart to ponder the knowledge of sages in the past few years." ”
"Yes! Why didn't the dark clouds rise, and I remember that the official who sent the envoy to Tibet came back and said that in Tibet, the higher you go, the more uncomfortable it becomes, the chest is tight, and the breathing is not smooth, why is this? ”
Everyone just felt that their minds were full of paste, and it took a long time to sort it out.
Some people feel irritable, "If there is no answer to those questions, I am afraid that he will be restless, everyone, go to a hundred horses to block him!" ”
"Go together, go together."
Xiao Bo was stunned and shouted, "I still have to teach!" Come back! ”
But the teaching assistants ran away as soon as they smoked.
Baling was stunned, thinking that the words of the broom star had caused these talents to go crazy, why?
What dark clouds, what breathlessness, is it necessary to delve into these things?
Gao Yang looked down at her and said proudly: "Xiao Jia is amazing!" You are just envious, jealous and hateful! ”
"Huh! Absurd! Baling sneered: "It's just a small record of joining the army, it's worth my envy?" What am I envious of him? ”
Gao Yang approached her and said in a low voice: "You envy him for being more handsome than Chai Lingwu, and you envy him for being more talented than Chai Lingwu...... Hum! ”
Gao Yang walked away triumphantly, leaving Baling messy in the wind.
Will the old lady envy his handsomeness?
Is it rare for an old lady to be rare?
What else...... is more talented than Chai Lingwu, this seems to be!
But handsome...... It seems to be more handsome.
Back home, Wang Yuerong brought someone to serve. Seeing her, Baling inevitably thought of what Gao Yang said earlier, so he said coldly: "Are you still thinking about that broom star?" ”
Wang Yuerong was shocked, "Princess, the slave never thought about it, it was just a fever and a nightmare." ”
Baling sneered: "If you miss him, I will give you to Gao Yang." ”
Wang Yuerong said in a trembling voice: "The slave doesn't dare." ”
Gao Yang is not good at stubble, the little leather whip is really slippery, and Wang Yuerong has suffered losses.
Baling waved his hand, and when they went down, he went to the back.
Chai Lingwu was already able to get up, but it was still a little difficult to walk.
"Husband."
Chai Lingwu raised his head, "Guozijian should be vigorous at this moment, right?" Do you get anything by going? ”
Baling sat down and said with a smile: "I also saw that broom star, he talked to the assistant teachers of the national eunuch, and said why the clouds didn't float up, and why the birds could fly...... That liar, the assistant teachers of the coaxing Guozijian are all crazy. ”
Chai Lingwu was stunned for a moment, "This is learning, incredible learning, does he have the answer?" ”
Baling shook his head, "He'll leave after he finishes...... Is this actually learning? ”
Chai Lingwu nodded, "When King Pu was the prince, he once summoned people to repair books, and there were these knowledges that involved all things in heaven and earth...... But most of them are obscure, and no one can figure it out. However, Najia Ping'an is mostly alarmist. This was the case with King Pu back then, which attracted a group of people to applaud him. ”
Baling's heart tightened, "Speaking of King Pu, what did Xie Qing say last time?" ”
"The last time Xie Qing came, what did King Pu miss the old and what did he miss the old, it was nothing more than unwillingness." Chai Lingwu said lightly: "Look, let's not rush." ”
Baling breathed a sigh of relief, and when he saw Chai Lingwu's calm face, he smiled and said, "Gao Yang is still ashamed to say that I envy that broom star, and I died of laughter." ”
"What do you mean?" Chai Lingwu paid special attention to Jia Ping'an's news.
Baling took this as a joke, "What did Gao Yang say, I envy that broom star is handsome, and there are great talents......"
She didn't say Chai Lingwu, there is still such a measure.
But Chai Lingwu and the others, just thinking about Gao Yang's temperament, guessed the words that Baling was hiding.
"It's that someone is not as handsome as Jia Ping'an, and he is not as talented as him."
Baling was taken aback and said with a smile: "That crazy woman's words, don't take them seriously. ”
"yes!"
Chai Lingwu smiled, and when Baling went out later, he touched his face and became short of breath.
"Not as handsome as him, not as talented as him......"
This is a joke, but for Chai Lingwu, this is a complete humiliation!
- Your wife is envious of the young man's handsomeness and talent!
Chai Lingwu clenched his fists and pounded the bed hard.