There are only three or four dishes on the huge table, but Shen Nanshan is already very satisfied, there is fish and meat, and there is only a torn fat chicken, and a jar of wine, such a cold winter, there is such a treatment, there is really no place to find fault.

After killing half a fat chicken in one go, Shen Nanshan slowly burped and began to drink slowly, wondering if he should go where to grab a handful on the way back, but Haining and Haiyan are too wild, and they have been ravaged too many times in the past few years......

Suddenly, a strange sound broke out, Shen Nanshan turned sideways and raised his buttocks, and the next moment, his face changed greatly.

I have been a character on the sea for many years, and I will pull it on my pants...... Shen Nanshan gritted his teeth and stood up on the edge of the table, ready to open the door and ask his subordinates to get a pair of pants.

Shen Nanshan was not surprised or suspicious when he opened the door and saw seven or eight of his men guarding the outside squatting on the ground......

The stench was blowing in his face, the ground was full of yellow and white things, and the drunken yellow dog was already dying.

"Mother's hit!" Shen Nanshan scolded in his heart, but when he turned his head, he saw a wolf smoke rising in the air as far as he could see, and he didn't know what to add, and the wolf smoke revealed a strange pink.

"Go, go, go!" Shen Nanshan roared, turned around and picked up the knife and was about to rush out, but before he could get out of the yard, his gurgling stomach made him have to honestly pull off his pants and squat down......

It's too bad, it's too bad, it's just not a face at all!

Shen Nanshan knew that this was a life-threatening moment, so he barely got up with a knife on his waist, put on his pants and walked out, but his steps were a little strange, and his legs were awkwardly crutching......

Wang Yi, who was guarding outside the village, picked a few leaves casually, kneaded them into small balls and stuffed them into his nostrils, he did not dare to enter the village rashly, nor did he really want to enter the village...... Is the dosage a little bigger?

"Zheng!"

Shen Nanshan drew the knife in his hand, roared and rushed forward, the cold light of the blade in his hand flickered, but Wang Yi stood indifferently, not even bothering to draw the knife.

Sure enough, when he was still a dozen steps away, Shen Nanshan stopped, twisted his body in embarrassment, and couldn't help squatting down after half a sound......

From the distance of a few hundred steps out of the courtyard to the entrance of the village, this is already the sixth time, although Shen Nanshan does not know the word "dehydration", but he knows that his hands and feet are weak and weak, and the iron is planted here.

Wang Yi was smiling and guarding the entrance of the village, and even had the mood to shout a few words of side plugging songs, and slowly cut down the widows who barely got up and escaped.

Two quarters of an hour later, Qi Jiguang, who finally arrived with his own soldiers and the Qian family's guards, looked at the widow who collapsed on the ground with a dumbfounded eye, and Qi Jimei on the side covered his nose and muttered quietly.

"More than 30 of them have run out, and they are all here." Wang Yinunu mouthed, "The rest are in the village, and they can't move." ”

"Young master, this trick ......" Zhang San couldn't help but laugh, "It's amazing, it's amazing!" ”

Qi Jiguang walked into the village cautiously with the soldiers, and he really had to be careful, otherwise he would step on the yellow and white things if he was not careful.

On both sides of the road, you can see dehydrated pirates everywhere, shaking in the grass, and the guards are swept with spears, and several pirates are squatting there, seeing the officers and soldiers casually raise their hands to signal surrender, only caring about ......

The more than 100 would-be robbers gathered in the threshing floor were quite tough, but the appearance was really hilarious, trembling with their legs, carrying a knife in one hand and grabbing the belt of their trousers in the other......

As soon as the Qian family's guards put out of formation, Qi Jiguang hadn't given an order yet, and a widow on the opposite side suddenly let go of his hand, and the steel knife fell to the ground, and the guy squatted down again with a sad face.

There was a loud and stinking sound, and there seemed to be a chain reaction, and the pirates dropped their blades, crouched on the ground and began to concentrate......

Qi Jiguang put the knife into the sheath expressionlessly, no matter what, he couldn't have imagined that the first battle he was transferred to Zhejiang would be like this......

Qi Jiguang was a little panicked, this battle was nominally Zhao Wenhua, who went south to supervise the war, was sitting in Hangzhou, and Hu Zongxian, the prefect of Hangzhou, led the troops to attack, but he was the only general who led the troops...... Speaking of it in the future, after being a general, he only relied on the medicine pit to kill the widows, and this reputation was too ugly.

An hour later, Qian Yuan, who came in a hurry, stood a few hundred steps away from the entrance of the village, with a small strip of cloth already stuffed into his nose, kicked Shen Nanshan on the ground, and asked angrily: "Are they all here?" ”

"There are still dozens of guards on the side of Linping Mountain, Lao Wang took the guards over, killed a dozen, and the rest escaped." Yang Wen on the side said with a smile: "Young master, you still think about it thoroughly, this guy really found a yellow dog to test the poison." ”

Poisoning the Japanese was a plan proposed by Hu Zongxian, and Qian Yuan was skeptical about it, this plan was really not feasible, so he proposed two supplements.

First, let the soldiers of Hangzhou's avant-garde fight a fake war of feints, of course, this is not a fake war.

Second, instead of poison, use laxatives.

On the ground, Shen Nanshan had already collapsed and had no strength to move, but his resentful eyes stared at the green-shirted scholar in front of him, and muttered, "It's too lacking in virtue, it's too lacking in virtue!" ”

"Damn, you don't lack virtue in killing people and robbing goods!?" Xu Wei kicked over, turned his head and said with a smile: "That fellow Hu Zhizhou really has two hits, and the laxative is very easy to use." ”

"There are many famous doctors in Huizhou Prefecture, and there are seven or eight famous ones in Jiangnan, Xu Chunfu is familiar with internal medicine, gynecology, pediatrics and other departments, and is proficient in pharmacology." Hu Zongxian casually praised a few words, his expression was indifferent and calm, but his sleeves were trembling slightly, obviously not calm in his heart.

"If you don't look good, you can be a good doctor."

While laughing here, Qi Jimei took his own soldiers to tie up the Japanese in the village and drive them out, all of them were like earth, their legs trembled, and from time to time they could see a few Japanese who had no pants.

Wang Yi also rushed back with the guards carrying more than a dozen Japanese heads, Qi Jiguang's face was a little unpleasant, and the personal soldiers he brought had almost no chance to move, and the Qian family guards set up a formation and rushed up, chopping off more than a dozen heads while chopping melons and vegetables.

Zhao Wenhua, the uncle, finally arrived, he rode a horse and galloped all the way, although his legs were worn to the skin, but his face was full of excitement.

No matter how you win, as long as you win this battle, you can be invincible.

"Ruzhen!" Zhao Wenhua hugged Hu Zongxian vigorously regardless of etiquette, "This is a soldier who surrenders without a fight!" ”

How is the word used?

Hu Zongxian coughed twice and broke free slightly, "The Japanese used a yellow dog to test the poison, thanks to Zhancai's proposal to use laxatives, this can be a success." ”

"Uh......" Qian Yuan touched his chin, "The junior just said it casually, and it was Qi Yuanjing who really led the army to meet the enemy." ”

Qi Jiguang took a step back expressionlessly, "The last general...... Nothing was done. ”

"All meritorious, all meritorious!" Zhao Wenhua laughed.

"How can you say that!" Qian Yuan said angrily: "The feint to defeat the battle is quite similar." ”

Qi Jiguang ignored the smell and took a deep breath, is that acting...... If you hadn't ridden a horse, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been as fast as those guys!

Diagram of the Avenue of the Heavens