Chapter 5: The Emperor Arrives
The third uncle continued: "When we leave the house naked, we have to run barefoot, while running wildly, and we have to say something, we have to pretend to be crazy." Of course, that Li Erlang is extremely cunning, I think he can't be deceived by this alone, so in order to teach him to rest assured, you still have to eat dung. ”
"Eat...... Eating feces ......" Chen Jiye's body trembled, and he thought that he had already made up a terrible picture in his brain.
"Not bad." The third uncle said awe-inspiringly: "As soon as you eat this dung, Li Erlang will know that you are crazy, and he will be relieved of his hatred in his heart, and naturally he will no longer take our Chen family in his eyes."
Chen Jiye looked confused and was silent for a long time: "Third uncle, why don't you go out naked, don't eat dung, teach me to eat."
The third uncle stared at Chen Jiye deeply: "The old man is old...... Face! ”
Chen Jiye: "......"
The third uncle saw Chen Jiye hesitating, and couldn't help sighing: "The eldest husband lives in peace, and when he is decided, he will be decided, thinking about King Wen of Zhou, Gou Jian, and Sun Bin, haven't they ever compromised and sought perfection?" Now that our Chen family is in danger, the rise and fall of the clan is all in your thoughts, hey, after all, you are not a person who does great things. ”
Chen Jiye: "......"
Chen Zhengtai sat aside, his tiger body was shocked, looked at his third uncle, and then looked at his father,, this is a peerless talent, I am so blind, how did I cross over to your house.
As he was talking, he heard Menzi's voice outside: "Uncle, Ah Lang, it's not good, it's not good."
Chen Jiye and the third uncle were still seriously discussing the issue of eating dung, and when they heard the shouts of the mourning stars outside, they subconsciously looked miserable like frightened birds.
Chen Zhengtai was also shocked, what's wrong, my pig is dead?
After a while, I saw the man crawling in: "Emperor...... Emperor...... The emperor moved to our Chen family, and the guards who went first have arrived at the middle gate, and the emperor is about to arrive. ”
“......”
These words were like a bolt from the blue.
Chen Jiye and the third uncle both showed a desolate look.
The third uncle beat his chest and fell to his feet, and choked sadly: "Jiye, Jiye, teach you to eat dung and you don't eat it, you see, now the disaster is coming."
Chen Jiye fell silent, then looked at Chen Zhengtai and said, "Zhengtai, you ...... You...... Ay...... I'm sorry for you for the Father. ”
Chen Jiye blamed himself, he knew this was the case, why bother in the first place, if he had listened to the words of the third uncle earlier, maybe he would ...... I guess my son can be saved.
"Don't panic." Chen Zhengtai is relatively calm, he didn't believe it even if he was killed, the dignified Tang Emperor, in order to poison the Chen family, made such a big fanfare.
Something must have happened.
Looking at the panicked appearance of his uncle and Chen Jiye, Chen Zhengtai said: "What nonsense are you talking about."
"What?" The two looked at Chen Zhengtai with a confused expression.
Originally, in their minds, Chen Zhengtai was a nerd, but today, it is terrifying.
But with such a roar, the two of them are surprisingly honest.
Chen Zhengtai said: "Let's pick up the driver first and see what happens."
"Oh." The third uncle and Chen Jiye both felt reasonable, and actually nodded subconsciously.
When the three of them left the hall, someone happened to bump into them, it was Chen Fu, Chen Fu said in a panic: "It's not good, it's not good......
Chen Zhengtai was furious in his heart.
This group of guys, why don't any of them be normal.
Chen Fu still roared.
Chen Zhengtai raised his hand, just to give him a slap in the face, and if he didn't give some color, the team couldn't take it.
Syllable.
A slap in the face.
Chen Fu covered his face and looked at the fierce Chen Zhengtai in disbelief: "Childe, childe......"
"Shut up!" Chen Zhengtai scolded: "You dog-like thing, what do you call it, if you dare to bark, you will be gelding!"
Chen Fu looked aggrieved, and his eyes were busy looking over Chen Zhengtai and looking at the third uncle and Chen Jiye.
The third uncle suddenly looked at his grandson with a strange look. Well? There is actually a strange feeling, in the past, when I saw Chen Zhengtai studying every day, I always felt that it was not practical, but now...... Looking at Chen Zhengtai's toughness, he scolded people if he didn't agree with him, and he actually ...... There is a very down-to-earth feeling.
Seems to be better than his father.
It's just that...... Thinking that Li Er was coming, the third uncle was so confused that he couldn't care about this.
Chen Jiye also felt weird, and in a trance, he also felt ...... There is an indescribable energy in my body.
"Take over!" Chen Zhengtai roared: "Whoever dares to drop the chain will be smoked!"
All of a sudden, the entire Chen Mansion finally began to be in order.
Chen Zhengtai breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that this trick works.
Especially the third uncle and Chen Jiye looked at their flustered eyes with a little relief.
Chen Zhengtai couldn't help but think in his heart, these people are so strange.
A group of people arrived at the middle gate.
At this moment, a team of people had arrived.
Li Shimin also rode a horse, the horse under his seat was white, very god-like, at this time he was in the prime of life, not waiting for the guards to come to support, but he had already turned over and dismounted by himself.
Looking up at the plaque of the Chen Mansion, the eldest grandson Wuji behind him also dismounted, and followed behind Li Shimin.
Li Shimin strode with his head held high, and when he entered the mansion, he saw a few people from the Chen family standing at the door to greet him, and they all bowed to Li Shimin obediently: "I have seen His Majesty the Emperor."
But there was a clear voice that said: "Greetings to welcome the holy car, I don't know that the holy car is coming, and I can't meet it from afar, and I am guilty of ten thousand deaths."
So, everyone subconsciously looked at the person who spoke.
The person who spoke was none other than Chen Zhengtai.
It can be seen that everyone looks at themselves strangely.
What's up?
Isn't that right?
It's all played like this in TV dramas.
Li Shimin couldn't help but wonder, to be honest, these words sounded very pleasant, especially when the person who spoke was a teenager who said it.
"Ten thousand deaths?" Li Shimin said lightly: "I came here just on a whim, if I have to die like this, then I will not become Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty, and all the subjects of this world will be killed by me several times."
Chen Jiye was already panicked at this time.
You see, this is always dead and dead, isn't this a clear way to settle accounts after the autumn?
It's going to be bad.
The third uncle was also blue-faced, and he was terrified to the extreme.
Chen Zhengtai thought for a while and said, "When the minister said these words, he just showed his respect for His Majesty, and he didn't mean anything else. Your Majesty is wise and martial, sweeping Liuhe, Qianqiu is alone, the minister will inevitably be frightened when he sees His Majesty, if he loses his words, please forgive His Majesty. ”
This is Li Shimin, still alive.
As for what an emperor through the ages, it is not Chen Zhengtai's fabrication, what he said is the truth, for thousands of years, there have been several kings who can stand side by side with Li Shimin, and thousands of years later, how many kings hope to achieve the achievements of Tang Taizong.
When Li Shimin heard this, he laughed, he was originally here to find Ma Zhou, but who would have expected that he would meet such an interesting person.
One person through the ages......
Li Shimin couldn't help but glance sideways at the eldest grandson Wuji on the side.
The eldest grandson Wuji's face turned red, and he couldn't help but hit the young man in front of him, this little guy, did he smear honey in his mouth? Why didn't I think of Qianqiu alone?
Li Shimin closed his eyes, his body was full of majesty, this Qianqiu alone seemed to speak to his heart, what he wanted to do was not Qianqiu alone? It's just that...... Although this young man said that he was comfortable, he must not show it, Li Shimin still paid attention to his image and demeanor, so he pretended to be calm and said: "Chen Jiye ......"
Chen Jiye's body is like a sifting chaff, and his heart has sunk to the bottom, and sure enough, Li Erlang still remembers himself. He stepped forward, stiffened, and said, "The minister is here."
Li Shimin said with a straight face: "Where is Mr. Ma?"
"Mr. Ma?" Chen Jiye was stunned.
But Chen Zhengtai suddenly understood.
He remembered that in history, Li Shimin learned of such a virtuous person as Ma Zhou, and urged the eunuchs to find Ma Zhou three times in a row.
It's just that...... Now there seems to be some deviations in history, and Li Shimin's love for Ma Zhou has not changed, but this time... Li Shimin's temperament is more anxious.... But he came to the door in person.
Chen Zhengtai said: "What Your Majesty said, but Ma Zhou?"
"Exactly."
Ma Zhou......
Chen Jiye suddenly understood.
That...... Isn't that the groom recommended by his son? What's wrong, what's wrong with this Ma Zhou?
Chen Zhengtai said: "The minister will go and invite Ma Zhou."
"Nope." Li Shimin waved his hand: "I want to see him in person, I don't have to wait for him to come, where is he?"