Chapter 3: Why Me
Tu Sihai took a bite of the big bun, and the soup flowed down his fingers and down to his wrist. The old man hurriedly put his mouth up to suck it, but he didn't expect that when his hand was crooked, a few drops of juice were sprinkled on his bald head, causing Tu Sihai to eat while hurriedly looking for tissues.
Zhao Liang, who was sitting on the side, looked like he wanted to cry without tears, and silently took a bite of the bun, secretly worried about his career prospects.
When Tu Sihai stuffed the ninth bun into his mouth, he muttered indistinctly: "Oh, I said that you two are too composed, how can you raise a gun to your colleagues?" β
"Who made him say that he was from the pre-Qin department?" Xiaoya was unconvinced: "Such nonsense can only prove that he has a problem!" β
Looking at Zhao Liang with a confused face, Tu Sihai smiled embarrassedly and explained: "Hehehe, Xiao Zhao, you just arrived in the bureau, and you still don't know some situations, so it is inevitable that there will be some misunderstandings." Our place is relatively ...... in the whole anti-penetration game. Compare...... Quieter department. It's not like them in the Tang Dynasty, the Song Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, and the Qing ......Dynasty."
"There are also ...... Three Kingdoms," Wang Xiaosi reminded on the side.
"Ah yes, and the Three Kingdoms." Tu Sihai nodded in agreement: "We are not like them, there are many rights and wrongs." People don't know what to think, and they like to get together when they get crossed. A total of 5,000 years of history, all of them are competing with the next two thousand years. Therefore, those places usually have heavy tasks, and any talents and equipment are used by them first. On the other hand, our Xianqin side is very clean, and there are no special big cases......"
Xiao Ya pouted, "Why not?" It's just that the above doesn't pay attention to it. β
Tu Sihai nodded again: "What you said is also very reasonable." Our anti-penetration bureau has just been established for less than a year, and the bureau leaders want to show results, how to get it? Of course, it's to keep an eye on the well-known cases. What became a prince, a prince, a general, a miracle doctor, a writer, and a big boss. These traversers, after their success in another time and space, like to shout around, making the world full of envy, jealousy and hatred. You say, "If you don't do it, who will they do?" β
Wang Xiaosi added: "The bureau has only designated one key monitoring target for our pre-Qin department, which is Xiang Shaolong, the originator of the traverser. Yes, yes, Xiao Zhao, you are right, it is Xiang Yu's father. In this way, it is quite difficult to tidy. for he is flesh-pierced, and the whole living passes. Once a key connection is formed in another time and space, it cannot be easily removed. You think, let's arrest Xiang Shaolong back, Xiang Yu will have no father, although he is not his father, but there is also a source, this will cause great confusion to Xiang Yu, and the entire historical process of the Qin and Han dynasties may be changed. β
Zhao Liang nodded again and again when he heard this, and he didn't care about eating half of the bun in his hand.
Tu Sihai stared at the half of the bun, swallowed his saliva and continued: "So, usually we don't have newcomers." The task of monitoring Xiang Shaolong is the overall responsibility of the intelligence center, and we don't have to worry about it. Originally, three people were enough, if you come to report today, they will inevitably have misunderstandings, so don't be surprised. β
When Zhao Liang heard this, his tears almost didn't fall: How could I, a high-achieving student of the Police Officer University, fall to such a point? O heaven, O earth, are you all blind?
Tu Sihai seemed to glance at him inadvertently, and said with a smile: "Come on, Xiao Zhao, don't blame the heavens and the earth, it's all fate." β
This sentence shocked Zhao Liang again, and he couldn't figure out whether Director Tu was blind or really knew how to read minds. The old man didn't wait for Zhao Liang to think about it seriously, and said with a smile: "By the way, I'll introduce you to my colleagues." This one is Wang Xiaosi, the right-hand man of our pre-Qin department, and we usually call him Wang Xiaosi. β
"You can call the fourth brother." Wang Xiaosi smiled innocently.
Xiao Yabai glanced at him: "What is the name of the fourth brother, bullying the newcomer?" Hello Zhao Liang, I'm Zheng Luya, welcome to Xianqin, I'm really embarrassed just now, I apologize to you. β
Zhao Liang hurriedly politely said that it was not in the way.
Tu Sihai nodded, and then said: "Little four, it's an old man from our secret service headquarters, and his skills were also first-class back then. He had worked with me twice before when he was in Europe. Later, because the goods were too prodigal and violated discipline, they were hidden by the headquarters for several years. A few days ago, I was transferred to the pre-Qin department, and I personally ordered the general, hahaha. β
Zhao Liang couldn't help but wonder in his heart, what did the "wave" mentioned in Tu Sihaikou mean?
I only heard the old man continue: "This Zheng Luya kid is even more amazing. He was a top student at Peking University, and he was originally going to go abroad to be a top student, but he didn't expect to be favored by the headquarters in his freshman year and secretly developed into an agent. Before graduating from college, something went wrong. The hapless son of a big man harassed her, and the pursuit of unfulfilled plans was drugged. Unexpectedly, Xiaoya was trained to not be afraid of those drugs that did not enter the stream, so she easily beat the second generation of officials into a cripple. β
"Afterwards, the headquarters came forward to save me." Zheng Luya explained: "Although that guy had bad intentions, I did fight harder. Now nominally in prison, but in reality he is arranged to work here. β
Zhao Liang looked at the two colleagues in front of him with admiration. One of them is a lang goods, the other is a fierce girl, and it is really a good combination. Thinking of this, he was suddenly shocked, and subconsciously looked at Tu Sihai next to him.
And Tu Sihai also happened to turn his gaze to Zhao Liang at this time, and nodded at him with some approval.
I'm going, I won't be seen through by this old guy again, right?
"Okay, let's talk about it all afternoon, it's time to get off work." Tu Sihai looked at his watch, and then clapped his hands easily: "I told Xiao Zhao a lot of business processes and precautions just now, let him go back to digest and digest it first, and then touch the equipment when he comes tomorrow." β
Wang Xiaosi and Zheng Luya got up when they heard the words and went to pack their things.
Zhao Liang was stunned on the spot, and asked timidly for a long time: "Leader, two seniors, do we still have such a thing as getting off work?" β
Zheng Luya picked up her backpack and said in surprise: "What's so strange about this?" Since there is work, of course there is work. β
Zhao Liang was still a little puzzled, looked at Wang Xiaosi who ran out of the smoke, and continued: "But we are agents." Shouldn't agents be on call 24 hours a day, ready to go out on a mission at any time? β
"You've watched too many movies, haven't you?" Zheng Luya said with a smile: "Agents are also human beings, they also have families, and they also need to rest. And relatively speaking, agents probably have more time to rest than the average person. Bye-bye. With that, she staggered out of the office.
Tu Sihai sorted out his handbag and said to Zhao Liang, who was still in a daze: "Xiao Zhao, you may not understand, we have a standard eight-hour work system here, with two days off every week, just like normal work outside." Like Xiao Si, he must have asked his sister to go out to play at night, and he ran back faster than a rabbit...... and they don't know how to take me. As for Xiaoya, her situation is a little special, and it is not easy for her to go out and show her face now, so she can only go back to the dormitory. But fortunately, the conditions of the agent dormitory are good, there is no shortage of gyms, swimming pools, and movie theaters, and the life after work is very fulfilling. Hey, by the way, are you going home or do you want to live in a dormitory? If you want to live in a dormitory, you will have to report to the management office tomorrow. β
"Oh, oh, I'm home, my mom is home." Zhao Liang subconsciously said: "Tu Zhi, don't you even need to be on duty?" β
Tu Sihai smiled and shook his head: "On duty? No need to be on duty. Our anti-penetration bureau is different from other units in the headquarters, they are dealing with enemies in the real world, and anything can happen. And we mainly travel through history and deal with the ancients, so there are no sudden crises or temporary tasks. Maybe other places will be a little busier, let's go first, there are not so many things to do. β
Zhao Liang suddenly realized, and then said with some frustration: "Tu, I think this is a little different from the agent career I imagined before. β
Tu Sihai heard that his mood was a little low, so he put down his bag, walked up to him and sat down, and said with a smile: "Boy, what do you imagine?" 007οΌ Big beauty? β
Looking at the old man's obscene smile, Zhao Liang couldn't help but feel even more sad, and defended: "I'm not so naΓ―ve!" I just think that an agent should always be like an agent. If it's just for the 9-to-5 job, I might as well go to the police station! β
"Bah, the police department can't do 9 to 5." Tu Sihai said disdainfully.
Zhao Liang was stunned by him, thinking about it carefully, this is really the case, I am afraid that the things that the police officers in the police station face every day are more intense than the work here.
A sense of loss arose, which made Zhao Liang more and more depressed: "Tu Chu, I don't want to do it." This is a pure waste of youth. β
Tu Sihai sighed: "Tsk, it's only the first day?" β
"I'm not cowardly!" Zhao Liang was very unconvinced, and retorted loudly: "I just don't want to spend my life in this office of dozens of square meters." β
Tu Sihai said with a smile: "Hey, after all, it's not allowed to scold!" β
Zhao Liang was stunned, but just now there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, could it be that this was also discovered by the old man?
I only heard Tu Sihai ask him: "According to you, what do you want to waste your life and youth on?" β
"Wasted in ...... Ahh Zhao Liang's tone was firm, as if he was about to go to the battlefield.
Tu Sihai was amused and asked again, "Do you know why it's you?" β
Zhao Liang didn't understand: "What is it, why me?" β
"I mean why I chose you." Tu Sihai smiled: "The Anti-Penetration Bureau is an A-level unit of the Secret Service Headquarters, which not only gathers the best group of agent elites in history, but also involves many top experts and extremely cutting-edge technical equipment of the Academy of Sciences. With your qualifications, even if you are a genius who is rare in a hundred years, you will never be hired to this eighteen-layer hell, oh no, eighteen layers of hell. Do you know why? β
This question also held back in Zhao Liang's heart all day. He didn't think how great this opportunity was as Tu Sihai said, but he was puzzled why he was so unlucky and was assigned to a unit that didn't have four or six to fish.
Zhao Liang was silent for a long time, and said in a deep voice: "Is it because I am handsome and chic, talented and intelligent?" β
"Whew!" Tu Sihai said angrily: "Your narcissistic level is far beyond that of Wang Xiaosi." β
"What's the reason for that?" Zhao Liang was puzzled.
Tu Sihai stared at Zhao Liang and said leisurely: "Because of your body." β
"My body?" Facing Old Man Tu's sparkling little eyes, Zhao Liang's spine was slightly cold.
"What are you thinking?" Tu Sihai was dissatisfied: "I mean the physical condition, do you understand?" There are soul piercing and flesh piercing, and some people can cross repeatedly. The requirements for physical conditions are completely different. Why is it that some people can achieve crossing by electric shock, while many people can't wear it even if they are electrocuted? Some people can't use electric shocks, but they just throw them into the water or hit them on the head with a stick? It is all determined by special physical conditions. β
Tu Sihai paused, and said quite solemnly: "And you, Zhao Liang, are a universal traverser. β