Chapter 1306: Trivia
"Selling the shop, he thought so far, why, he was still looking for trouble before, brother-in-law, you say, should we make him sad?"
Hearing the report of his subordinates, Niu Baobao asked Yang Qiao slyly, in fact, he already had an idea in his heart.
"Okay, since you are so rising, then, I will accompany you to play with him, baby cow, you say, how to play with him?"
Yang Qiao asked knowingly.
"Hehe, brother-in-law, the Lun family thinks that you should start doing propaganda now, to build a toilet here, originally, the Lun family planned to let you start construction today, but, think about it again, this construction, you can't be in such a hurry, you must look at the days first, so let's publicize it first."
"Hehe, baby cow, you are so bad, you are not a good princess!"
"Brother-in-law, the Lun family is not bad, the Lun family is in a hurry for those tap dancers, isn't it, by the way, brother-in-law, what is tap dance?"
"Tap dance, it's just that you have an urgency to urinate, and there's no place to pee, so it's suffocating, suffocating, and this foot is kicking and stepping again, so it's called tap dance?"
Well, originally, Yang Qiao wanted to explain that there is a country on the other side of the distant sea, and their people ......
I feel that this explanation is not new, so it is better to explain it with what I see, and some people are wearing clogs, which kicks on the concrete floor of the square, and the sound is still very crisp, so this explanation seems to be more like some.
What Yang Qiao didn't know was that his explanation was quickly passed out from Niu Baobao, the Seventh Lady, and Li Er's spies, so this explanation method turned out to be the ancestor of tap dance in the future.
Well, even in later generations, when tap dancing was introduced from abroad, as a result, historians actually found Niu Baobao's explanation of the origin of tap dance and public toilets from the biography of Princess Jinyang in Tang History.
Actually, the meaning of this paragraph is that this tap dance has not become popular, but it is a pity that it has saved a lot of shoes, otherwise, the national tap dance, the shoes, but it will be a waste of days.
"Hee-hee, brother-in-law, this explanation of yours is so interesting, have you recorded it?"
This latter sentence is naturally asking the female officer who followed her, well, this female official naturally wants to remember some things about Niu Baobao or something, this story, occasionally record it, naturally, this female official can't be the same as Li Er's historian, remember everything, so Niu Baobao will ask, has it been recorded.
"Back to the lady, it's been recorded."
Why isn't it back to the princess, outside, Niu Baobao is a micro-service.
There is also this record, it seems that because of the baby cow, or because of Yang Qiao, some of the little ladies of the big families in this city, even the babies, the young masters, will also bring a recorder who records at any time, well, most of them, are pretending, and even, some recorders are illiterate, and they can't say it!
In short, this is a good atmosphere, isn't it, for this reason, Bao'er also collected some story samples from it, and even some fresh words, which Yang Qiao and Niu Baobao did not expect.
On the contrary, Yang Qiao, on some occasions, does not bring any secretaries and recorders or anything.
"Baby Cow, why are you recording this?"
"Hehe, brother-in-law, turn around and sell it to Bao'er, the Lun family can also make a few bucks, right!"
"Sold to Bo'er?"
Yang Qiao was very curious, when did Bao'er buy the story?
"Yes, you think that all the recorders are illiterate, but some are literate, no, since Bao'er added such a project, it was very good to buy it in Bao'er's bookstore."
"I bought it in the bookstore, and the customers are all her little customers."
"Yes, those small customers, because they have made money, they have made money, the Tao is not a problem, these money, is it still money, but, this face is enough to earn it, so, now, the recorders of Bao'er's small customers have been replaced by literate ones, and the records and memory skills are very strong, but they can't be recorded, and later, some important things will be made up, especially, these customers will also bring other big doll customers, so that Bao'er's bookstore, but a good one to make money, recently, it is said, are full of people, even, I can't grab a ticket yet, and there is even a ticket seller. ”
Well, ticket sellers, at this time, ticket sellers have developed.
"Those ticket sellers are so hateful, Bao'er can't solve it, even the Lun family, there is no way to solve it, and even, the Lun family wants to send guards over!"
"Guards, there shouldn't be any need, let's do this for the time being, those customers should know that Bao'er has done her best, this ticket dealer is really difficult to solve."
"Hehe, brother-in-law, Bao'er also explained to the Lun family like this, and even, she doesn't plan to care, if there are ticket sellers, there will be ticket sellers, it's a big deal to catch a few after a while, and cut off the head directly."
Beheaded, so ruthless.
"Baby Niu, you tell me, is this your idea, to cut off your head?"
"Hehe, brother-in-law, let you guess right, originally, Bao'er meant that it would be arrested and put in prison for a few days, but what is the use of going to prison for a few days, you said that what is the 50% benefit, 100% benefit, 300% benefit or something, and they, this benefit has exceeded 300%, and they should be beheaded."
Yang Qiao couldn't laugh or cry, the 300% benefit is explained like this, well, it seems to be the same, originally, the ticket price of Bao'er's bookstore is not high, but the middle seller who was sold by the ticket seller, the highest, really exceeded 300%, in fact, even if it is 300%, in fact, there is not much, but Niu Baobao just caught this 300%.
"Okay, although your explanation is a bit far-fetched, but, it can be regarded as the past, who made them ruthless, but, if they are not ruthless, they really can't make money, if they cut off their heads like this, they are not wronged, abnormal profits, three hundred, let people hear it, this is a sky-high price," Amount, in fact, there are a lot, there will be dozens of taels of silver at a time, originally, they earn more, but later, Bao'er thought of a way, that is, to use the road to buy tickets, well, there is no advanced machine, Can you judge it, but, there are not many people, the memory of this ticket seller is good, and there is, every time this road leads, there will be a mark, in fact, this mark, which is also Yang Qiao's proposal to put it, is just a seal, a simple seal engraved on the road guide sign, many times, it can be used as a private seal.
In this case, if you have been here and are not satisfied, there is still ink on it, what, you are still not satisfied, it has been wiped off, here is the seal you left behind, what, yesterday's, this is today's new paper.
But, that's it, there are still people who will be dealers, so, every once in a while, people will be called to catch such a batch, when there are more, more than a dozen people, and when there are few, it is the appearance of a few people, but this head is rolling, and Li Er, there is no way.
"This, a few taels of silver, cut off the head, isn't it too heavy."
"Holy Lord, this is really too heavy, just a few taels of silver, and the most, it is only more than a hundred taels of silver."
Okay, Li Er originally wanted to oppose this matter, but, the imperial history actually followed closely, and he couldn't find an excuse, Li Er mentioned it first, eh, why does this imperial history take care of this matter, it's just a very ordinary folk matter, and it can be done in the county government, and it really can't go to the court, but someone found their home, so!
"A few taels of silver, how can I be obedient is a matter of 300% interest, you Aiqing, listen carefully, the little girl was originally a very cheap ticket price, and now she has been sold to 300%, that is to say, he has a ticket, which is the silver of all the fares sold by the girl this time, and this time, he is not just selling one ticket, but many, that is, this girl can't earn his benefits this time for dozens of days, and, this interest, If you don't need the capital, you say, should you cut off your head? ”